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meicuo，neixiefuzejianshiderenshizaidingzhetakan。
这个女孩不简单。
是冲着她——来的。
zheishiyuanfen，yaowobangtayibaa！
“zenmele，dashu？buhaohema？”yangliruyilianzhenzhidebiaoqing，sihaomeiyouchajuedaorenheweixian。
“没有，很好喝！”
chajuedaosizhouweixianqixideyufengzhendingziruodihuidayisheng，taxianzaishifenqueding，zheixierenjiushichongzheyanglirulaide，suishuosuzhibuzadi，danmingxianshouguoyidianxunlian。
jiarujintianrangtayigerenliuzaizhei，bidinghuichushiqing。
“neihaodashu，niyaoshixihuanhe，woyihoutiantianjinimai，zenmeyang，nizhiyaofuzebangwoxiushuiguanjiuhaole，haha……”
yangliruxinxingdanchun，yiweiyufengshuodeshifazineixindehua。
yufengmeiyouzhengmianhuida，ershihuafengyizhuan，wendao：“nijintianyoukongma？”
“啊？”
“我？”
zheimekuaijiuyaoqingwoyuehuima？woyaodayingma？wobuxing，woyaojinchiyidian，wokeshigenvhai，yangliruyiweiyufengyaoyaoqingzijiguangjiechifankandianying，xinlidunshiduolewushucaixiang。
“nibiewuhui，woxiangqugedifang，danshiburenlu，ninengdaiwoquma？”
yufengjieshidao，zuotiantacongliushuaineilidedaolewangsanqierdejiatingzhuzhijiuzaijiangchengshi，bingqietamenjiahaijingyingzheyijiashangshijituan，yongyoudulidasha。
zuowanyufengzaishuijueqianchaguodashadizhi，neilisitongbada，fujinhaiyouduojiajiguan，shuobuzhidaozenmequshijiade，yufengbuguoshizhaogejiekourangyanglirugenzaizijishenbianbale。
ruguozheixieduozaianzhongderengandongshou，tabujieyichushou！
yangliruzemeixiangneimeduo，dayingxialai：“haoa，zhenghaowojintianyemeishenmeshiqing，yiqichuquwanwan，duile，niyaoquna？”
“华美集团！”
“shenme？niyaoquneigezhumingdeyiyaojituan？”
……
……
“laoda，laoda，mubiaorenwushenbianyougeputongren，dongbuleshou，zenmeban？”
fujindejichujiedao，kanjianyanglirugensuiyufenglikaidejianshirenyuanmashangdakaiwuxiandianchuandaxiaoxidao。
beichengweilaodadeguangtounanzicikezhengzuozainingchengshidemougegaodanghuisuoli，talenglengdingzhejujishouchuanhuilaidehuamian，lianseyinchenrushui，yourubingtianxuedi。
“putongren？gujishineixiaoniangmendenanpengyou。”
guangtounanyinxianyixiao：“laodongxi，qianglewodedipan，duanlewoziyuan，huilewocailu，nizhenyiweiwobugandongnishima？dengzheba，wojintianjiurangnizhidaozhidaoshenmejiaozuozizhaokuchi，zhualenidenver，wokannizenmeban！”
shouliduanzhehongjiubei，guangtounanhenshengdao：“buguantaquna，zhiyaozhaodaoyangliruluodandejihuijiujiwobangle，jizhu，dongzuoyaokuai，bietuotuolalade！”
“是，老大。”
guangtounannaishiningchengshiheiyelipaimingqiansandehenjiaosezhiyi，zhizhangbaifenzhisanshidebuganjingshengyi，bulunshiquanshihaishishouduan，doushishuochuqulingrenwenfengsangdande。
kemeixiangdaodeshi，jiuzaiqianyigexingqi，tazhunbeiranzhiyidapisichoushengyideshihou，banlushachuyigechengyaojin，erneigechengyaojinzeshiningchengheheyoumingdeerliujiazuyangjia。
yangjiajiazhuyichushoujiushiyigeyi，zhijielongduansichoushengyi，yonghaomaidedashoubinadaoguowaijiazhiwugeyidedadanzi，zijidutun，liankoutangdoubuliu。
andaolilaishuo，zheiguangtounanheyangjiajingshuibufanheshui，danzheiyijiehu，suanshijiexiayibiliangzi。
qixianguangtounanbuxiangbashiqingnaoda，zijidairenjiuquyangjiadasuanheyangjiajiazhuhezuo，chixiazheibidadanzi，sheichengxiangyangjiarenqiaodouqiaobushangta，damenburangjin，haizaimenqianpoleyipenzangshui。
zheiyixingwei，yedangchangbaguangtounanrenao，yushi，tajiangmuguangdingzaiyangjiazhaoxunliangnianxujiudeqianjinshenshang。
yewansuihei，danzhaorenzheizhongjianghushi，haishidexiguanheiyederenlaizuo！
guangtounan，zhaodaoleyangliru！
tayaoyongyangliru，changhaizijizaiyangjiashoudaodexiuru！
……
……
lingyibian，lengchenzhenghaocongshuimengzhongxinglai，talouzheshenbiandejinfanvlang，neifajianpiaolaideyouxiangwubushiwanqianzhainanyanlidekeqiu，danduilengchenlaishuo，zheibuguoshiganghaomanzurichangxuqiudegongju。
taxiangyaode，shi——gaoyushuang！
zaicizhiqian，tadexianshoushidiaogaoyushuangshenbianneigeshangmennvxudedidi。
xiangxialaideyexiaozi，dengbenshaoyechadaonideshenfen，jiushinidesiwangzhiqi！
kanzhezhongbiaolidezhizhenduizhunjiudianzhong，zheigeshihouxianglaiwangyeyeyexingleba。
taqishenchuanshangyijiansichousuozhideshuiyi，zaichufangdaoleyibeihongjiuzuozaizhenpishafashang，qiaoqierlangtui，bodadianhuajiwangguiping。
“嘟嘟嘟……”
“wei。”wangguipinggangchiwanzaofan，helekoushui，jieqidianhua。
“wangyeye，shiwoa，neigeyufengninbangwowendezenmeyangle？”
“小冷啊。”
wangguipingbujibuman，fanwendao：“nineigemingzishibushizhaocuole，zuotianmeiyouyigejiaoyufengderenlaizhaoguolaoliua，ninongcuoleba！”
“啊？”
cihuayichu，lengchenjingyadizuozhishenzi，bukeneng，tabukenengnongcuo，taqinyankanzheyufengzoujinbieshuqu，qinertingdaobaoanmenkoudezhanshishuochuliulaozheilianggezi。
“bukeneng，wangyeye，wojuebuhuinongcuo。”lengchenwubijianding。
wangguipinggengjiajianding，shuodao：“jiushininongcuole，wozuotianwanshangteyizhaoliuhaishengneilaojiahuohechaxiaqi，bangniwenlezheijianshiqing，nicaitashuoshenme？”
“tashuozuotianbaitianyagenjiumeirenlaibaifangguota，neilaorenjiawuzhechushen，pinxinggangzhi，buhuishuohuang，yaomeshininongcuomingzile，yaomejiushinibeirenshuale。”
“xiaolenga，nizijizhuyidiana。”
shuoba，wangguipingjiuguaduandianhuale。
tingzheshoujilichuanlaidedudusheng，lengchen……lianseningzhongqilai。
被人……耍了？
buhui，buhui，luxinghanshoulezijisanshiwandexianglian，buhuiliangemingzidoujiwoyigejiade，tameizheigedanzi。
wangyeyeneibianjiranshuomeiyou，neiyekendingshimeiyou。
zheiyidianyeyinzhenglelengchenxinzhongyuanbendexiangfa，yigexiangxialaideyexiaozi，zenmekenengyouzigebaijianliulao。
tayidingshixieleyifengjiadejieshaoxin，weizaojieshaorendeshenfen，haomenghunguoguan，ranhoujinbieshuqulipaiyixiewaimianmeiyoudefengjingzhaopiannadaowaimianzhaoyaozhuangpian。
“beizheixiaozijipianle！”
lengchenshouzhijinwo，fachu“gezhigezhi”deshengyin，youruhuochaishengbaozha。
talijinaqidianhua，botongyigehaoma。
sanmiaoguohou，haomahenkuaibeijietong。
“wei，lengshao，ninyoushenmefenfu？”
“huge，bangwonongyigeren，jiushizuotianrangninbangwodingzhedongxiangdexiaozi，ershiwan，batabangdaowodebieshuli，woyaoqinzinongsita！”
“haodelengshao，meiwenti，xiawujian。”
……
huameijituanshijiangchengshiyiyaoxingyejiaoweiyoumingdeshangshijituan，paimingzaiqiansan，ziyuanfengfu，mingshengjihao，jituandezongcailinyagengshishangliushehuiheheyoumingdemeiren，zhishirangrenkexideshi，zheiweizongcaishengyouyigeerzi，qiezhangfujiujingshiheren，zhijinweicengjiexiao。
erzuijinzheiduanshijian，mumingshangmenqianlaixiangyaoyulinyaxiangqindegejiechenggongrenshigengshishubushengshu，danzuizhongdejieguozhiyouyige，jiushibeiganchujituan。
congtamendezuili，pangrenyedouzhidaolelinyadetaidu！
zhangfuyiriweigui，tabianjianshouhuameijituanyiri，yinianweigui，neibianjianshouyinian。
zaiyufengbadizhibaojiyanglirudeshihou，yanglirudiyigefanyingshifenzhenjing，tameixiangdaoyufengyaoqudedifangjuranshihuameijituan。
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