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zheilidebieshuquzhandimianjiyueweisanwanpingfanggongli，yimuwangqushifenliaokuo，danmeiyidongbieshudezhandimianjijiugaodayiqianpingfangmi，qizhonghaibubaokuozidaidegongyuanyusirencheku。
zaijiangchengshili，zheigexiaoquduiyushangliushehuidejingyingmenlaishuo，yeyouzheteshuyiyi，nenggouzhujinlimiandezhiyouliangzhongren。
diyi，caifudadaobaiyi，duimougedifangjingjiqidaodaitouyiyideshangyejue！
dier，shejigeleiquanzi，shouzhongzhangwozhetaotianziyuan，duoduojiaojiunengshijiangchengzhendangdelaoyibeirenwu！
erchulezheiliangzhongzhiwai，haiyouyizhong，zeshixishaode！
neishizaiguyongjunjiexiangyoujuzuqingzhongdifangdelaoyingxiong，tuixialaixiuyangshengxidedifang！
youxienianqingdegongzigejibianchushenyouyue，yemeiyouzigeruzhucidi，zheiyeshiweishenmebieshudamenkoudebaoweirenyuangegezhanzibiting，longhushengwei，fangfoshouguoyangexunliandeyuanyin！
lengchenshifenyiwai，yufengbuguoyigexiangxialaideyexiaozi，pingshenmegandaozheidifanglai，jiubupabeidangzuoshiweixianfenzizhuaqilai。
tatinghaoche，maizheaomanerbuxiedebufadayaodabaizouxiangyufeng，zheijigeyuetaweilejianggaoyushuangdedaoshou，feilebushaogongfuheshijian，naihegaoyushuangshenbianneigeshangmennvxutaibuyaolian，lianshangbandougenzaigaoyushuangmianqian，haidetayidianjihuiyemeiyou。
yanxianeifeiwushangmennvxudailailezheijiahuo，shuobuding……tashizijibagaoyushuangdedaoshoudehaoqiji！
xinlixiangzhe，lengchenlaidaoyufengshenbian，gaoangqixiabashuodao：“nijiushineigefeiwushangmennvxudedidi，yufeng？”
yufengzhengzhunbeishangqianbiaomingzijideshenfen，yitingshenhouchuanlaishengyin，huitoukanqu，shuangmoudunshiningjuqilai。
废物？
tamiqiyanjing：“wofengquanni，zuihaobazuibacaganjing，rangwozaitingjiannixiuruwodageyiju，houguo——zifu！”
yufengcaibuguanzheijiahuoshihelaitou，yujiarenduitayouen，dagecongxiaojiubatadangzuoqindidi，taziranbuhuifangrenqitarenzaibeihouzheiyangxiuruyushan。
“heng……nianjibuda，kouqidaobuxiao，bujiushixiangxialaideqiongxiaozima？”lengchenbuyiweirandipiepiezui。
sihaoburenweiyufengganduitachushou。
zheidifangkebushinishuodongshoujiudongshoudedifang。
zhiyaozijibayufengjiremaole，pingxiangxiaxiaozideniupiqi，huiquzhidinggengaojiarendachaoyijia，bijingneidifangdoushiaimianzidehuose，fangsheishenshangdoushoubuleshangmennvxuzheisigezideqi。
daoshigaoyushuangyinuzhixiaxiuleyushanneifeiwu，zijibujiuyoujihuile。
xiangbineixiegangcongdaxuebiye，shayebudongdexiaoluoli，lengchengengxihuanfengyunyoucundeyihunnvren，youqishixianggaoyushuangneiyangdejipin。
jianzijineifanhuaqileyidianzuoyong，lengchenjixuchaofengdao：“bushiwoshuoni，nidagedouzuoleshangmennvxu，nihaiyouliankaotadeguanxijingaojiajituan，zhenbukuishiqinxiongdi，gennidageyiyangdoushigechiruanfandehuose。”
“woganghaorenshijigeyouqiandefupo，niyaoshiyuanyi，wokeyijieshaojini，miandea，nibeigaojiarenjieshaoqudangshenmeshangmennvxu，shengchulaidehaiziyegennidagedeyiyang，lianxingdoudegenrenjiaxing！”
“丢祖上的脸哦！”
他张扬地大笑起来。
却不想下一秒。
“啪！”
huiyingtade，zeshiyijixiangliangdeerguang。
yufenghaobuyouyudichushou，xunsuzailengchenlianshangliuxiaxuehongsedeshouyin，cengweilangyaliweiyiyiminglangwang，heshishouguozheizhongxiuru！
士可杀不可辱！
“ni……nigandawo？”lengchendengdayanjing，manyanbukesiyidiwuzhemiankong，zhizheyufengdenaodai。
yufengzhendingziruodao：“niruguozaibubishangneizhangchouzui，wobujieyibanidiujinheli！”
“ni……ni……”lengchendabianlianse。
tameixiangdaozheixiaozizhendeganduizijidongshou，zhenshibuzhitiangaodihou！
taxinzhonglengxiao，limadiaozhuantouduizhunbieshumenkoudexiaozhanshi，hedao：“nimenlengzheganma？zheijiahuoweifanlebieshudebaoweishouze，zaidamendadachushou，shiweiweixianfenzi，mashangbatazhuaqilai！”
cibieshuquzhisuoyiteshu，jiushizheilidebaoweishouzeyubiechudadabutong。
fanshizaibieshuquyitiaojieyineidadachushouderen，jiehuibeidangzuoweixianfenzi，wuliyouzhuabuqilai，shenzhishiguanya。
yufengzheiyidongshou，wuyirangzijishunjianluoruxiafeng。
shouweizaimenqiandejimingquanfuwuzhuangdezhanshidangjishenqingyansuqilai，rudaofengbandemuguangluozaiyufengshenshang，xinzhong——dajing！
hao……haoqiangdeyapoli！
zheixierenjieshiguyongjunjielichusedezhanshi，zhandoulifeifan，yiyanbiankanchuyufengbuhaozhaore。
zhijiantayoushoudamuzhishangshenshendelaojian，neishichangnianwoqiangcaihuiyongyoudedutejihao！
很危险！
刷！
suoyouzhanshijihushizaitongyishijianbachuqiangkou，duizhunyufengdenaodai。
lengchenjianzhuang，weiweiyijing，jiezheshanfengdianhuodao：“batabangqilai，songjinjuzili，zheijiahuojueduishigeweixianfenzi，jianyiliantongtadejiashuyiqiguanqilai。”
fanguanyufeng，yijiushiyundanfengqingdemoyang，tahuanhuanbashoushenjinhuaili。
“biedong！”hongliangdejinggaoshengsuijichuanlai。
yufengbucengtingzhidongzuo，shuangmoujinjindingzhetamendeqiang，jierzaitamendezhushixia，bayifengjieshaoxinconghuailinachulai。
“hu……”jimingzhanshisonglekouqi，buzhiweihe，duifanglianzheibanputongdedongzuodourangtamenganjuedaokongju！
“wolaibaifangliulao，zheishiyifengjieshaoxin。”yufengbajieshaoxindijimianqianwumikaiwaidezhanshi。
neizhanshihaishiyouxiejinzhang，quanshenjinbengzhejieguojieshaoxin，kanleyiyan，youshenshenningshileyufengxujiu。
erbianchuanlailengchendifengci：“xiangxiaren，zhuangshenmezhuang，hailiulao？liulaokeshizheibieshuqulizhangkongdaliangkuangchanziyuandedarenwu，qishinishuojianjiujiande？buyaoxiangxinta，tajiushilaituoyanshijiande！”
yufengzuijiaoweiweigouqi，touyizhuan，neiyinhanrugudemuguangfangfoyinzhenban，cizailengchenshenshang。
“gedeng……”lengchenquanshenyidou，houbeikongzhibuzhumaochulenghan。
zhanshidiandiantou：“nidengyixia，woqujiliulaodemishudadianhua。”
“haode，xiexie。”yufengdaoxieyisheng。
neizhanshilianmangxiaopaojinbaoanshi，nachudianhuabodatongyigehaoma。
“xiangxiaxiaozi，nidengzheba！dengzhebeijiechuanbani，ganlaizheidifangzhaoyaozhuangpian，niwanle！”lengchenhaishimeibayufengfangzaiyanli。
kejiuzaitahuayingangluoshi，neizhanshikuaisucongbaoanshilipaochulai，lianshangdejinzhangzhiseyisanerkong，wubigongjingdao：“duibuqixiansheng，ninkeyijinqule，sidongwulingerjiushiliulaodezhuchu，wangmishuzaimenkoudengnin。”
“……”冷沉。
tazhangdazuiba，zhenjinglianggezixiezailianshang。
怎么可能？
这家伙居然……
meidengtafanyingguolai，jiutingyufengshuodao：“haode，xiexie，buguojinquzhiqianwodezuoyijianshiqing。”shuowan，yufengzhuanshenzouxianglengchen。
“ni……niyaoganshenme？”lengchendabianlianse，jinghuangshicuo。
tagangxiangmaikaibuzilakaijuli，buliaoyufengjiaobuyihuang，lijilaidaotamianqian，yixunleibujiyanerzhishichushou，koujintadebozi，wanrulinxiaojisidebataxuankongtiqi！
“ni……niganduiwodongshou……nibuxianghuolema？kuaifangkaiwo！”lengchenmanlianzhanghong。
“woshuoguo，nizaiganxiuruwodageyiju，houguozifu。”
yufengshuozhe，zoudaobieshuqiandeheliubianshang，yingshengshengjianglengchentidaocichu，jier，shuaishouyidiu！
“砰！”
“哗啦！”
lengchenbeiyufengdiujinshuili！
jun-renxuexing，bukeru，bukeren！
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