zhouyizhanglanshiyiweixunzhaozhenxianghezhengyidenianqingzhentan,zaimuqianchuangzuodexiaoshuo《diyicijianjiazhang,querangwoxiangenxiaoshuzipeiyinhun》zhong,zhouyizhanglanpojieleyigegefuzademituan。tongguoyongganhecongmingdetuili,zhouyizhanglanzhujianjieshichuzhenxiang,bingweishouhaizheshenzhanglegongzheng。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuochongmanxuanyiyujingxi,wokanzhetaxuweidelian,congyafenglisihou:“nimengunchuwodefangzi!”huayinweiluo,zhanglanzhuantousisididingzhulewodebozi。“zheishishenme?”……jiangyinfaduzheduizhihuihezhengyidesikao。
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wotuozhepibeideshentihuidaojia,quefaxianmensuojingbeirencongwaimianbaoliqiaohuai,menxuyanzhe。
buxiangdeyuganjuezhuwodexinzang。
womengdituikaimen,ketinglidejingxiangrangworuzaoleiji——
zhanglanzhengqiaozheerlangtui,youxiandizaiwojiashafashangkeguazi。
zhouyiheneigezhuangshennongguide“chendashi”,xianglianggehufasidezuozaitaliangbian。
“sheirangnimenjinlaide!”woqidefadou。
zhanglanbaguazipisuishoutuzaiditanshang,lizhiqizhuangdishuo:
“nibushitaiju,womenzhihaozijilaile。”
“dashishuole,yaozainizheierkaitanzuofa,cainengzhenzhunishenshangdexiesui。”
wodeshixianyueguotamen,kandaolegengrangwomuziyuliedeyimu。
tamenjingbazhouyididizhouyuandepaiweibanleguolai,dalaladibaizaicanzhuoshang,haichazhesangenranshaodexianxiang。
erzaipaiweipangdelajitongli,jingjingtangzhewofumusuiliedeyizhao。
xueye“hong”deyishengchongshangwodetouding。
“gunchuqu!”wofafengsidechongguoqu,xiangbaneigepaiweizalan。
“xiyuenilengjingdian!”zhouyicongshenhousisibaozhuwo,zaiwoerbianshuozhehuangtangdeguihua。
“dashishuole,paiweijiushixiaoyuandehuashen,nigandongta,tadeyuanqijiuhuichanshangni!”
wokanzhetaxuweidelian,congyafenglisihou:“nimengunchuwodefangzi!”
huayinweiluo,zhanglanzhuantousisididingzhulewodebozi。
“zheishishenme?”tajibuchongguolai,chenzhewobeizhouyiqianzhizhu,shenshoutanruwodeyiling。
zhijianchupengdaowenredeyupei,tayanzhongtanguangdasheng,yongliyiche——
guazheyupeidehongshengyingshengerduan,tajiangwodexueyupeiduoleguoqu!
wodexintiaolouleyipai,neishiwotieshenpeidaileershiduoniancongweilishende“guanyingu”yupei!
shiwojiashidaixiangchuandexinwu,gengshiwo“huiyan”nenglideyuanquan!
“把它还给我!”
zhanglanxianbaosidejiangyupeidijichendashi:
“dashininkuaikan,jiushizheidongxi!hongdegenxueyiyang,shibushitazaizuosui?”
neigexingchende“dashi”jieguoyupei,yanzhongshanguotanlan,chenshengdao:“ciyuyuanqijizhong,naizhaozaidegenyuan!nizaijiechanshen,jieyinciwu!bixuyoupindaodaihui,jilianqiqisishijiutian,fangnenghuajie!”
他这是要明抢!
“haijiwo!”wofalefeng,yongjinquanshenliqizhengtuozhouyideshufu,buguyiqiedichongleguoqu。
kewohaimeipengdaota,zhanglanjiujianjiaoyishengdangzaiwomianqian,suijikuazhangdixianghouyidao,tanzuozaidi。
tawuzhexiongkou,haotaodaku:“sharenla!tayaodasilaopozia!”
zhouyinuhouyishenggenguolai,henhendiyijiaojiangwochuaikai。
wocubujifang,zhenggerenfeichuqu,zhongzhongdizhuangzaibogujiashang,jijianciqi“huala”yishengshuaidefensui。
yikouqimeishanglai,woyanqianzhenzhenfahei,xiongkouchuanlaisiliebandejutong。
takandoumeikanwoyiyan,ganjinfuqizhanglan:“ma,ninmeishiba?”
zhanglanshangqibujiexiaqidi**:“aiyou,wodexinkouteng……tazheiyizhuang,wochuanbushangqile……”
“maninbiepa,nixianqushafashangxiezhe。”zhouyiroushenganweizhe。
ranhoujinzhangkanxiangchendashi,chanmeidiwen:“dashi,ninmeibeizheigefengnvrenhedaoba?”
zhanglanzejinjinzuanzheyupei,zhizhedaozaiciqisuipianlidewo,jianshengzhouma:
“nizheigebushihaodaidefengzi!dashishiweilejiuni,nihaigandongshou!”
“wokannijiushibeixiesuifuleshen,huogaidaomei!”
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