remenxiaoshuo《diyicanglong》shiaifengkuangzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaoxiaotiansongqinger，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：sannianqian，tacengweibaohuqizi，shenxianlingyu！sannianhou，tachengbianjiangdiyizhanshen，lijibianjiangzhuduodiguo，chengheheweiming！rujinguotaiminan，tazhixianghuiquzhaoneigechaosimuxiangdeqizi…..keshuyujingerfengbuzhi！songjiadebishi，diguodeansha，yiboweipingyiboyouqi！kantaruhejueqi，liyazhudi，quanqingsihai，zhitazhishou，gongshangrenshengdianfeng…....
dangxiaotianzoudaosanloushi，qianjunjiexiaomimidizouleguolai，yishounazhehongjiubeiqingqingyaohuangzhe，yishouzechongzhexiaotianshenchuleshou。
“yaobuyaokaolvlaiwozheilizhuchang？wojinikainianxinqianwandegaojia。”
xiaotianquemeishenchushou，ershikanzheqianjunjie，sixiaofeixiaodidao：“xianbajiangjinfule。”
qianjunjiedeshougangadichoulehuiqu，lianshangshanguoyimoyinhendeshayi。
“行。”
tapixiaoroubuxiaodidao，rangxiaotiangentajinliwu。
zuozaihaohuadeshafashanghou，tadangjirangrennaleyizhangheikaguolai。
“zheilimian，jiushiyiqianwan，mimaliugeling。”
qianjunjiemanyouyoudiminleyikouhongjiu，kanzhexiaotiansuishoushouqikahou，bujinlengxiaodao：“wozaiwenyici，yaobuyaoliuzaiwozheilizhuchang？wo，naixinyouxian！”
xiaotianqueyijiubuzuoda，youkaikoudao：“wodepengyouzaizheilixiazhulewubaiwan，yazaiwoshenshangshiba，yigongwuyi，xianjieyixia？”
zheijuhua，shunjianrangqianjunjiezuijiaodexiaorongjiangzhule。
“你不要找死。”
qianjunjieyanzhonghanguangshanshuo。
“qianshaozheishishenmeyisi？”xiaotianguyizhuangshadao：“nikaizheileitinghuisuo，bujiushiweiledudouma？nandao，nishubuqi？”
“很好。”
qianjunjieshenxiyikouqi，shoumengdicongshenqianlakaidechoutizhongnachuleyibashouqiang，mengdidingzailexiaotianetoushang。
“wojiusuanjini，nijuedenizheizhongbiesannengtaodechuzheilima？”
“gandezuilaozi，nizhaosi！”
qianjunjiemolemobizi，yayizhexinzhongdenuhuo。
“wojinilianggexuanze，diyige，guaiguaididaitidaxiachengweizheilidezhuchang，dierge，xianzaijiuqusi！”
“kanlai，qianshaoguoranshishubuqia。”
beiqiangzhizhetou，xiaotianquewubidanran，lanyangyangditailetaiyan。
kanzhexiaotiandeyanshen，qianjunjiequemeilaiyoudexinzhongyizhan。
zheiyanshenwubikepa，jiuxiangshibinglengdelangchaoyaojiangtayanmeiyiban，lingrenzhixi、tongtishenghan。
邪门！
qianjunjiechedidongleshayi。
meiledaxia，zaizhaoyigebianshi，zheirenbixusi！
rucixiangzhe，tadeshensewubizhengning，shouzhimengdikouzailebanjishang。
“那你就去死吧！”
zaizheiqianjunyifadeshunjian，xiaotianmengdipaileyixiaqianjunjiedeshou，paijikaideshunjian，qianjunjiebanjikouxiang。
zidankankanbikailexiaotian。
budengtazaikaidierqiang，xiaotianshouwanfanzhuan，shouzhangmengdiniezhuleqianjunjiedeshouwan，qingqingyizhuan，biannengtingdaolingrenyasuandegulieshengxiang。
tengdetabuzhudiaihao，shoulideqiangyesongkaile。
“ao！fangkaiwo……teng！wojinggaoni，wokeshiqianjiaren！”
xiaotianlanyangyangdisongkaile。
qianjunjiemangbudiediwuzhezijiniuqudeshouwan，tengdemantoudahan，
zaiqianjunjiejingkongdemuguangxia，xiaotianbujinbumandinaqileneizhishouqiang，ranhouzaisanmiaonei，jiangtajietichengleyiduilingjian。
“woyejinilianggexuanze，diyi，jiqian，gunchulingcheng，dierge，liuxiayishouyijiao。”
xiaotianshengyinpingjing，shuochulaidehuaquerutongemodediyuyibankepa。
qianjunjieshentibuzhudizhandou，quebusixindidao：“nikexiangqingchule，woshiqingchengqianjia，shiliyuanbizheilingchengdadeduo！niyaoshidezuilewo，woyidingyaonisi！”
tayanshenyinzhi，chongchizhejinggaoyiwei。
“neikanlai，nishiyaodisangexuanxiangle。”
xiaotianxunleibujiyanerzhishimengranchushou，qiazhuleqianjunjiedehoulong，jiangtatililedimian，shoushangzhujianyongli。
zhixi、tongku，binlinsiwangdeganjuexilai，qianjunjiebuzhudifanzhebaiyan，fachu：“hehe……”deshengyin。
jiuzaitajijiangduanqizhiqian，xiaotianzaicisongkaileshou。
qianjunjiemengdidieluozaidi，fengkuangdidakoudakoudihuxizhe。
xinxiandekongqiguanru，jiehouyushengdeganjuerangtazhenggerendouzhandouqilai。zaitaitoukanxiangxiaotianshi，yanzhongmanshijingkong。
zheigeren，shifengzihaishimogui？
“bie……woji……woji。”
qianjunjieduosuozhedao，yanzhongmanshibuganxin。
“danwozheilimeineimeduoqian，woyaodadianhuajiwojiali。”
“打。”
xiaotianmengdiyijiaotazaiqianjunjiemianqian，batafangzaizhuoshangdeshoujidiuleguolai。
tayebupaqianjunjieshuashenmehuayang，benlaitajiushiweilebangzhuliuyangsaoqingzhangai，nenggoulianzhebeihoudeqianjiayiqisaole，daoyeyilaoyongyi。
qianjunjieduosuozhebotonglefuqinqianzhongtaodedianhua，meiyihuibianjietongle。
“喂，俊杰。”
yitingdaofuqindeshengyin，qianjunjiedunshibiebuzhule，buzhudizhandouzhedao：“ba……laijiuwoa，wo，wokaideleitinghuisuobeitiguanle，xianzaiduifangyaowuyidepeichangfei，fouzeta……tayaoliuxiawodeyishouyijiao！”
tingzheerzideshengyin，qianzhongtaoshunjianqidehuomaosanzhang。
“谁那么大胆子？”
xiaotianzuijiaogouqi，zhijieqiangguoqianjunjiedeshoujidao：“qianlaoban，wozheirenbuxihuanfeihua。yaobuninazhewuyilaishunierzi，yaome，dengzhekandaoyigecanjierziba。”
shuowan，xiaotianshenchushou，niezhuleqianjunjieyigenshouzhi，jiezhehanranniesui。
“嗷！”
qianjunjiefachuleqilideaihao，tingdedianhuaduimiandeqianzhongtaoxindouzhandoule。
tayixiangzuitengaizheigeduzi，shenzhidaoleniaidechengdu，cishicikebujinwubixinteng。
“nijiwozhushou！wojinggaoni，woerziyaoshi……”
qianzhongtaodejinggaohaimeishuowan，xiaotianjiuzhijieqiaduanledianhua。
qidetamengdiyixiabashoujizadefensui，shaozuolengjinghou，qianzhongtaoyongbangongshilidezuojibotongleshouxiadedianhua。
jinhupaoxiaodeyuqihoudao：“daishangjingrui，qulingcheng！”
taqianzhongtaobufawei，haizhenyourenbunatadanghuishile？
erxiaotiankanzhetengdebuzhuduosuodeqianjunjie，sixiaofeixiao。
“xianzaijiukannibahuibuhuilaijiunile。”
“tayidinghuilaide，yidinghuilai，bieshawo……bieshawo，wuwuwu……”qianjunjieyijingchedibengkuile，kudeyibabitiyibalei。
tazenmedouxiangbudaozijijingranhuipengdaoyigezheiyangdeemoa。
jiezhe，xiaotianjiedaoleliuyangdedianhua。
“tiange，woderendouzhunbeihaole。”
“ng，jinlaiba，congjintiankaishi，leitinghuisuo，bufucunzai。”
zhihou，liuyangderenmazhijiejinzhuleleitinghuisuo。
meileqianjunjiedeguankonghezhandouligaoqiangdelicheng，shunjianleitinghuisuojiuyilezhu。dangqianjunjiebeipoqiandingzhuanrangxieyishi，tadexinzhongzaipaoxiao。
这两个人都该死！
yihouyidingyaoshibeibaibeidichanghaihuilai！
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