《diaoyulao：diaoyubaobeilv，xunqianjinjuwu》shiyibulingrenzhemidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youxiashuaibijingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaojiangfanliuruyantongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。【nianling：24sui】【diaoling：sannian】【chenghao：zanwu】（+）……“zhouhong，nizenmedaihuilaiyibaoyezhanlanji？”huang……。
……
yuanshanzhen，jiaoqu，youyitiaojiang，jiaozuobeimenjiang。
jiangfanxingzhianganglaidaojiangbianyichujingchanglaidediaodian。
ketiankongturanwuyunmibu，xiaqilexixililidexiaoyu。
raner，duiyudiaoyulaoeryan，bieshuoxiayule，jiusuantianxiadaoziyeyingxiangbulediaoyu。
napayewanzailuanzanggang，zhiyaoyoushuidouhuiyoudiaoyulaodiaoyu。
zheibu，zaibuyuanchujiuzuozheyigechoumeikuliandediaoyou。
“gemen，jintianyuqingzenmeyang？youkouma？”
jiangfanchaoduifangbaibaishoudaleyishengzhaohu。
duifangneiyumendexiaobiaoqingturanyixi，xiaoheiheidao：“youkouyoukou，jintiandagailvyaobaohu！”
baogemao！zheizhongtianqiyoukoucaiqiguaini！
talailelianggeduoxiaoshile，zhijinyitiaoyudoumeiyoudiaodao。
zaozhidaodiaoyumeikoujiuqu**le，**jueduiyoukou。
zhenghaokandaojiangfanlailebugudan，nengpianyigeshiyigeba。
dengdaojiangfanyihuierdiaobushangyuzailaiwendeshihoutajiushuo“hai，zhenqiguai，zenmeyoumeiyule”？
dangranle，jiangfanyebushishazi，congtaneiyumendeshenqingjiukeyicaichujinerdeyubuhaodiao。
danhaishichengqiyibasan，nachuyizhangzhedieyizizuoxia。
jiezhenachulaishidelushangmaidexinxianyumidawo。
suishuoxitongjianglileyibaoyezhanlanji，danshenweiyigediaoyulao，budawoneidengtongyubaidiao。
zhunbeigongzuodouwanchengzhihou，younachuyezhanlanjiwaizuilongwangzhanshenbanhexitongjianglideshougan。
tahaishidiyicitingshuoyezhanlanjiyou“waizuilongwangzhanshenban”。
juebishixitongzijinongdeerliao。
buguoyezhanlanjiwangshangtinghuo，duanziyetingduo。
shenmeyewaishengcunzhuanjiabeiyeduchuangyamaxunjingranfaxianyibaodiaoyouyongguodeyezhanlanji……zhangqilingjinruqingtongmenlijingjiusiyishengyefaxianyibaoyongguodeyezhanlanji……
ke，duanzisuishuodeshidiaoyulaowuchubuxing，danyezhanlanjidedaodiaoyulaodeqinglai，shuomingzheiyikuanerliaohaishiyoutadezuoyong。
xiwangxitongbuyaopiantazhendekeyiliangangagashangyu。
zhiyuxitongjianglideputongjibieshougan，fangzaishimianshangshuyujibaiyuandeganzi，bitadailaidehaoduole。
neijiuyongxitongjianglideshougandiaoba。
dahaoerliao，guashang，paogan，yiqihecheng。
jiexialaiyaozuodejiushidengdaile。
nashougandiaoyujiuyaodeng，meiyounaixinyongyuanshangbuleyu。
zhishijiangfanyoudiankanqinglexitongjianglideerliao。
“yi，gangdiuxiaqujiuyoukou，suduyetaikuaileba？”
anlishuoxiayutianhennanyoukou，kegangxiaganzijiulaiyu，nandaoshuozheiyezhanlanjizhendehenhaoyong？
“haishiyikoulaheipiao，yinggaibushixiaoyu。”
jiangfanjidongqilai，ladongyugan。
buyihuier，yitiaobanjindeliyufuchushuimian。
nachuchaowang，yibajiujiangliyuchaoshanglai。
“ha，diyitiaojiubanjinduo，jintianyaobaohudejiezoua！”
jiangfanjidongbuyi，fangdaolezhuangyuxiang。
zhihoutingdaoxitongfachuletishi。
【yeshengliyu：banjin；shichangjiage：yijinshierkuai。】
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuode12kuairmb！】（yidaruxitongzhanghu，suzhukesuishitixian！）
（benxitongtixiandeqianyijingxibaibai，wanquankeyifangxinshiyong！）
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuode5dianqingxuzhi！】
“yijin12kuai，banjinzenmejiude12yuan？”
【xitongbianxiandoushiyiyushichangjiagede2beijinxing，dangchaoguoyijinjiuhuibaobeilv，daoshihoukenengbaochu3bei4beinaizhigengduo。】
原来是这么个意思。
“neiyuwokeyijixunaqumaima？”
【dangrankeyi，xitongbianxianshizhuanqianyitiaoqudao，bayunaqumaishilingwaiyitiaoqudao。】
zheibujiudengtongyudiaodaoyitiaoyijinyixiadeyujiukeyianzhaoshichangdesanbeijiaqianmaichuqulema？
zheiqianyetaihaozhuanleba？bishangbanhaoduole。
zheiniandaishangbanjiugenshangfenyiyang。
haiyaotiantiankanlingdaolianse，chulihaohetongshiguanxi，temenengbuqushangbansheihaiquya？
jiangfanbudaiyouyude，youyiciguashangerliao，paogan。
gebineigemenkandaojiangfanyilaijiudiaodaoyitiaobanjinliyu，gengyumenle。
nainaide，laozilailelianggeduoxiaoshiyitiaodoubushang，niyilaijiushiyitiaobanjinliyu？
还有没有天理了！
heng，kenengzhishidanchundeyunqihaoeryi。
pei！bushikeneng，jueduijiuyunqihaocaidiaoshangleyitiaoshayu，zheizhongshayuchileyehuiliukoushui，jiusuansongjiwowodoubuyao。
zaidiaoyouxianmujiduzhiyu，jiangfangangpaoxiashuideyugouyoushangyu。
buguozheiyicishiyitiaoersanliangdedanshuijiyu。
yejiuzhuanleliukuaiqian，huodele3dianqingxuzhi。
henkuai，youyitiaoyushanggou，jiezheyoushiyitiao，lingwaiyitiao……
shijifenzhongshijian，jiangfanjiudiaodaoqibatiaoyu。
suiranmeiyoudiyitiaodiaodaodeda，danzhishaodoushiqian！
fandaogebigemenneiyibianyiciyukoudoumeiyou，gandengzhedayanjing，xinliyizhenmamaipi。
zheidoushenmeqingkuang？zheizhongtianqiyenengliangan？neilaozizenmeyikouyemeiyou？nandaojishuwenti？
buyinggaiya，wogendouyinshangdedenglaoshixuede。
diaoyoubuxinxiele，jixuzuozaineiergandeng。
jiranjiangfanyouyukou，tazheierchizaodouhuiyou。
kedenglebangexiaoshi，jiangfanyoudiaoleshijitiao。
erta，keliandelaileyigeyukouganggangtuoshanganjiutuogou，zhijiebatayumendebuyaobuyaode。
jintianzheiyuerquanranbatadangribenrenzhenglea？
“**！”
turan，jiangfanjinghuyisheng，youyicixiyindiaoyoudemuguang。
zhijianjiangfanshuimianxiadeganzibeilaheipiao，ganzizhuaichenglebanyuexingzhuang，ladejiqixiongmeng。
“ladezheimehen，shaoshuoyeyouwujinyishangba！”
jiangfanyuguleyixiazhongliang，kaixinhuaile。
“shenme？wujinyishang？？？”
gebidediaoyoumantouwenhao，diaobushangyubenlaijiuyumen，yitingjiangfanshuowujinyishangdajigengda。
bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！！！
laozidiaolebantianyitiaoyemeiyou。
zhentemeshiwujinyishangdeyu，laozihannidie！
“哗啦！”
turan，diaoyoutingdaoyishengrushuideshengyin。
huiguoshenyikan，faxianjiangfanjingranyijingtiaorulehezhong。
aiyowoqu！nashentidangchaowang？douzongqiangzhe，kongburusi！
mobushizhendeshiyitiaodayu？
diaoyounanshoushinanshou，dankandaodayuyejidong。
tajijimangmangpaoguoqu，shengpajiangfanbeiyulaxiashuiguadiao，“wei！xiongdi，shenmeqingkuanga？”
raner，chulehuangdongdeshuimianshayemeiyoukandao。
“**le！zheibushinashentidangchaowang，ershidawole！”
“wei！xiongdi，tingdaoqinghuida！tingdaoqinghuida！”
“shenmeqingkuang，renni？buhuizhendegualeba？？？”
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