zhurengongshilinfenglengqingqiudexiaoshuo《diyinongfulinfeng》，zhendeshiliangxinzuopin，qianglietuijian。gushijianjie：dapingmuqian，zhongrenchaofengdekanzhetadebeiying。jiulianguanjingtaiyetingdaolezhaotianbaodeshengyin。lengbatianmanliandejiaoaozihao，chaofengzhaoliang。“zhaodong，nidesunzi……
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wentingciyan，linfengchayidelaxiamaozi。
buzhidaolengqingqiudaodizaiwanshenme。
tabushizuitaoyanziji，yanfanzijidema？
shuodejiugenduizijiyouyisiyiyang！
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danyoushizaixiangbudaoshenmehuati。
lengqingqiuzhinengjiakeyisheng，guyizhuangzuobinglengdeyangzi，
“wotixingniyixiaa，suiranyeyejilenilengshiyiyaoshengwudebaifenzhisangufen，danjiyuwomenshijiajiehundezheigejichushang，zheixiegufen，nihaishiyaohaijiwomenlengjiade，danshi，wojueduihuijichuniyige，bishimiangaochuhenduodejiage，jueduibuhuirangnichikuide。”
“hehe~”linfenglengxiaoyisheng。
果然……
jiushuozheigenvren，zenmehuiyourucihaoxin，guanxinziji。
屁憋着在这放呢！
linfenglandehuifulengqingqiu，daihaomaozi，kaohuizuoyi，zheihuizhenxiuxile。
晚上八点。
俩人回到家。
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lianduoyudeyiyandoumeikanlengqingqiu。
jiangzhen，lengqingqiuyouxieshiluo。
tabumingbai，xiangzijizheiyangdeyigebaifumei，zaicheshangdouyijingzhudongdashanlinfengle，zenmehuanlaitazheimechoudetaidu？
这人有病，有大病！
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zheishiyigehenzhidekaixindeshiqing。
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“shia！”lengqingqiufangsongdepazaichuangshang，qiaoqiliangzhicongbaidexiaojiaoyahuangahuang。
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xiaonvshengzhijianhuliaobagua，wulunxuanxiaodedadoushihaishizaipinjidexiaoshancun，zheidoushiyonghengdehuati。
lengqingqiuhebaiwanwanyebuliwai。
meinian，lengqingqiucanjiawanyeyedeshouchenzhihou，douhuihebaiwanwanfenxiangsaimashoudeqingkuang。
今年更不例外……
lengqingqiunachulingyigeshouji，fanchugongzuorenyuanpaidelinfengdesaimazhaopian。
“nikan，jinnianyingderen，jiushita，shuaibushuai？”
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“wodemaya！haoshuaia！”
baiwanwanzhikanlelinfengyizhangqimadezhaopian，yanshenjiushunjianliangqi，xingfendedahan，“naderena？kuaikuaikuai，jieshaojiwo，wokezheigerenle，e^~budui……”
kedanglengqingqiuduohualalejizhangzhihou，huranyouyizhangzhengmianzhao。
baiwanwanjiukanchubuduile。
“zhei……zheibujiushizaijiachenjubaochuiniubideneixiaozima？”
wentingciyan，lengqingqiulengleyixia，huranxiangqilai，zuotianbaiwanwangentashuoguo，yougerenzaijiachenjubaonaoshi，feizhizherenjiaqiangshangdeyifuzhenhua，shuoshijiade。
zaiduibi，linfengjintianfeishuorenjiazhangpuyuansongdeyuzhuoshijiade……
lengqingqiudaoxileyikouliangqi。
"meicuojiushita!"zailiankanlejizhangzhaopianzhihou，baiwanwanyikouyaoding.
“qingqiu，nibangwochayichazheirendedianhuadizhi，tafeibangwumiewozuichongbaideouxiang，wobunengfangguota，feideduisitabuke……”
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“……”baiwanwanjingdexiaozuizhangdenengsaixiayikejidan，haojiuzhihou，caihuifuzhengchang，tongqingdeyuqi。
“niyeyezenmele？juranjinizhilezheimeyigeyoudabingderen，wogennishuo，tayaoshizaijialigennichuiniubidonghua，nikeqianwanbiexinta，tayigexiangxiaren，jianguojifuhuaa……”
baiwanwanzaidianhualibalabaladeshuozhe。
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ganggangsaimachangshangyinglebisai，yemeishenmehaoxiqide。
tabenlaijiushizaixiangxiazhangda，qipima，qitouniuhaibushihenzhengchangdeshiqing？
nenggouyingdejintiandebisai，yebuguowanquanshiqiaohebale。
yigerendeyishengzhong，nengyoujiciqiaoheni？
jinpingzheqiaoheyounengzouduoyuanni？
lengqingqiudexin，dunshizaicixianruwudideshenyuan！
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