《douyoutongzile，sheihaididiaoa》shixiaobaiabchuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaobaizimomuxiaoyujinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。baizimoxintengdimomotadetou："biezheji，womenyiqixiangbanfa。"jiuzaizheishi，naohaizhongxiangqixitongdeshengyin："ding！faburenwu：bangzhulinruoxuewanchenghuichangbu……。
liuxiaofenglenghengyisheng，baichufangshouzishi。baizimoyunqiudesudubingbukuai，danjiezouganjiqiang。taturanyigejiasu，liuxiaofenglianmanggenshang，danbaizimoquemengdiyigejiting，houchebutiaotou。yipangdelinruoxueshuangshoujinwozhe，yanjingjinjindingzhebaizimo。
“shua！”qiuwenwendiluorulankuang。
changbianxiangqileyizhenjinghusheng。liuxiaofengdeliansebiandenankanqilai，tameixiangdaobaizimodetoulanzheimezhun。
jiexialaidejigehuihe，baizimowanquanzhanjuleshangfeng。taliyongzijijingrendedantiaoli，lianxushangyanlejicihuashikoulan，shenzhihaitoujinlejigechaoyuansanfenqiu。liuxiaofengsuiranpinjinquanli，danshizhongwufazuzhibaizimodedefen。
changbiandeguanzhongyuelaiyueduo，dajiadoubeibaizimodebiaoxianjingdaile。linruoxueyerenbuzhuhuanhuqilai，lianshangmanshijiaoaodexiaorong。
“zheijiahuo……daodishizenmehuishi？”liuxiaofengchuanzhecuqi，xinlichongmanlebugan。tamingmingcaishixiaoduideduizhang，zenmehuibeiyigemingbujianjingchuandejiahuodadehaowuhaishouzhili？
bisaijinxingdaozuihou，baizimoyijinglingxianleshijifen。liuxiaofengchedishiquledouzhi，dongzuoyebiandechihuanqilai。baizimokanzhunjihui，yigejiadongzuohuangkailiuxiaofeng，ranhougaogaoyueqi，wanchengleyijipiaoliangdedafengche。
“peng！”qiuzhongzhongdizajinlankuang，quanchangshunjianfeitengle。
caipanyezaicishixuanbubisaijieshu。
“taishuaile！”wangpangzizaichangbianjidongdidahan，“woca，laobai，nizhanmusia！”
baizimoluodihou，zhuanshenkanxiangliuxiaofeng，dandandishuodao：“nishule，jidenidechengnuo。”
“ding，gongxisuzhuwanchengrenwu，huodejiangli:huaxiabi*5wan，jinengdian*5。yicunzaixitongbeibao。”xiaomeichongmanyouhuodeshengyinzaibaizimonaohaizhongyishanerguo。
liuxiaofengliansetieqing，yaozheyashuodao：“ni……nidaodishizenmezuodaode？”
baizimoxiaolexiao，meiyouhuida。tazoudaolinruoxueshenbian，qingqinglouzhutadejianbang：“zouba，womenquchiyexiao。”
linruoxuehongzheliandianlediantou，genzhebaizimolikailelanqiuguan。
liuxiaofengzhanzaiyuandi，kanzheliangrendebeiying，xinlichongmanlecuobaigan。
“xuehuapiaopiaobeifengxiaoxiao；
天地一片苍茫；
一剪寒梅傲立雪中；
只为伊人飘香；
爱我所爱无怨无悔；
此情长留心间。”
“bu、bu、bu，ruoxue...”liuxiaofengyuanditongku。
“队长！”
“duizhang！nimeishiba！”
“duizhang，wobuyaowozhaoren...”yipangdexiaodidanjinshoumolemobozi。
“shabeibani？womenshixuesheng，gaoshenmeheisehuineiyitao。”liuxiaofengbiankubianqiaozhexiaodidenaodai，“woshiqudewohuiqinshouduohuilai！wu~~~woderuoxuea~~~”(╥╯﹏╰╥)ง
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zouchulanqiuguan，baizimozhangshuleyikouqi。suiranyinglebisai，dantaxinlihaishiyouxiehoupa——yaoshimeiyoushentijinengjinhuayedebangzhu，tagenbenbukenengyingliuxiaofeng。
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baizimoxiaolexiao，guzuoshenmidishuodao：“qishiwohaiyouhenduonibuzhidaodetezhangni。”
linruoxuezhalezhayanjing，haoqidiwendao：“e？biruni？”
baizimocoudaotaerbian，dishengshuodao：“biru……wohaihuizuofan。”
linruoxuelengleyixia，suijixiaoleqilai：“neinishenmeshihouzuojiwochia？”
“suishidoukeyi。”baizimoxiaozheshuodao，“buguo，nidexiandayingwoyigetiaojian。”
“shenmetiaojian？”linruoxuehaoqidiwen。
baizimotingxiajiaobu，renzhendikanzheta：“zuowonvpengyou，haobuhao？”
linruoxuedelianshunjianhongle，tadixiatou，qingshengshuodao：“wo……wobushiyijingshilema？”
baizimolengleyixia，suijikaixindixiaoleqilai。tajinjinwozhulinruoxuedeshou，xinlichongmanlexingfu。
yucitongshi，lanqiuguanli，liuxiaofenghaizuozaichangbianfadai。wangpangzizouleguolai，pailepaitadejianbang：“xiongdi，biehuixin，shujiwotudibudiuren。”
“ni...”liuxiaofengqidechadiantuxue（ಠ︵ಠtu“gundan...”
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lingyibian，baizimohelinruoxuezhengzuozaixuexiaofujindexiaochitanshang，xiangshouzhemeiweideyexiao。linruoxueyaoleyikoukaochuan，xiaozheshuodao：“zimo，nijintianzhenshitaishuaile。”
baizimodeyidiyangleyangmeimao：“neidangran，wokeshiyaochengweinixinzhongzuiwanmeidenanren。”
linruoxuexiaozheyaoleyaotou：“niya，zhenshizilian。”
baizimocoujinta，dishengshuodao：“neinihaixihuanwoma？”
linruoxuehongzheliandianlediantou：“xihuan。”
baizimonaqiyigenkaochuan，xiaoxinyiyidichuilechui，songdaolinruoxuezuibian："lai，zhangzui。"
linruoxueminzhezuixiao，yanjingwanchengleyueya："wozijilaijiuxingla。"
"buxing，woweidecaixiang。"baizimoyibenzhengjingdishuo，"nikanzheikuairou，feishouxiangjian，sezehongliang，woteyitiaolezuinendeyikuai。"
linruoxuezhengyaozhangzui，dianmenturanbeirenyonglituikai，wugeranzhegesetoufadexiaohunhundayaodabaidizoulejinlai。lingtoudeshigeguangtou，bozishangguazhedajinlianzi，yijinmenjiuchezhesangzihan："laoban，laoguiju！"
laobanlianmangconghouchupaochulai，diantouhayao："longgeninlaile，kuaiqingzuokuaiqingzuo。"
baizimozhoulezhoumei，tazhuyidaoneigejiaolonggedeguangtounanyijinmen，muguangjiuzhigougoudidingzhelinruoxue。linruoxuejintianchuanlejianbaiselianyiqun，zaihunhuangdedengguangxiaxiandegewaiqingchundongren。
"yo，zheixiaoniuzhangdebucuoa。"longgetianletianzuichun，jingzhichaotamenzheizhuozoulai，"xiaomeimei，gengegeheyibei？"
baizimofangxiakuaizi，mantiaosilidicalecazui："zheiweidage，wonvpengyoubuhuihejiu。"
"sheiwennile？"longgeyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang，wankuaidoutiaoleqilai，"xiaobailian，shixiangdejiugunyuandian。"
“xiaomeibangwojiadian，jiangnenglidian5dianquanjiadaotizhishang！”baizimoxinzhongmonian。
“shoudaozhuren！”xiaomeiyouhuodeshengyinzaibaizimonaohaizhongxiangqi，“jiadianwancheng，muqiansuzhumianban...”
“体质：75”
“智力：100”
“魅力：80”
“teshunengli：zongshijijiequandao”
“teshuwupin：yinshenshu1xiaoshitiyanka*1”
zhishiyishunjian，baizimoshentixiangshichudianbandedouleyixia，ganshouzhejirouzhengzairudong，shentizhongyunhanzhedeliliangyezaibaozeng，yinlanqiusaichanshengdefaliganyesuizhixiaoshi。
linruoxuejinzhangdizhuazhubaizimodexiuzi，baizimoqingqingpailepaitadeshoubei，shiyitabiepa。tazhanqishen，yimibaliudeshengaoranglonggebudebuyangqitoukanta。
“woshuole，zheishiwodenvpengyou，qingnimenlikelikaizheili！”baizimodeshengyinsuiranyijiupingjing，danqizhongyunhanzheburongzhiyidejianjueheweiyan。tajinjindijianglinruoxuehuzaishenhou，muguanglengliedizhushizheyanqiandelongge。
beichengweilonggedenanrentingdaozheihuahou，lianseshunjianbiandeyinchenwubi，yanzhongshanshuozhexionghendeguangmang：“xiaozi，gangenlaozizheimeshuohua？zhenshihuoniwaile！zhaosi！”shuoba，zhijiantamengdiyihuiquan，daizhelinglidefengshengchaozhebaizimohenhendizaleguolai。
raner，mianduirucixiongmengdegongji，baizimoquexiangshizaoyiyousuoyuliaoyiban。tashenxingyishan，xunsudishenchuyizhishouhuzhushenpangdelinruoxue，tongshiqingqingdiceshenyiduo，bianqingeryijudibikailelonggeneishidalichendeyiquan。
youyuyongliguomeng，longgedeshentishiqulepingheng，yigeliangqiangxiangqianchongqu，xianxielangbeidishuaidaozaidi。ercishidebaizimozewenwendizhanzaiyuandi，lianshangmeiyousihaojinghuangzhise，fangfogangcaifashengdeyiqiedouzaitadezhangkongzhizhong。
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baizimoyanshenyilin，xiangshikanshabeiyiyangkanlongge，youshourushandianbantanchu，zhijiekouzhulonggedeshouwanyiniu，longgedunshicanjiaochusheng。
"laoda！"qitasigehunhunjianzhuangjiuyaochongshanglai。yucitongshi，tazuotuihengsao，jiangchongzaizuiqianmiandehunhuntifeichuqu，zhuangfanleliangzhangzhuozi。
"peng！"yigehunhunchaoqipijiupingzalai，baizimobuhuangbumang，youshouyitai，jingzhundizhuazhuduifangshouwan，shunshiyidai，hunhunjiushuailegegouchishi。
"jiequandaojiangjiuyiwufaweiyoufa，yiwuxianweiyouxian。"baizimoyibianshuozhe，yibianqingsongduoguolingyigehunhundequantou，shunshizaitahoubeiyigezhiquan，neirenjiupudaozaidi。
zuihouyigehunhunjianshibumiao，congkudoulitaochuyibadanhuangdao。baizimoyanshenyileng，yigejianbushangqian，youshourudaopixia，jingzhundidazaihunhunshouwanshang。danhuangdaoyingshengluodi，baizimoshunshiyigezhouji，jianghunhunzhongzhongjidaozaidishang。
zhenggeguochengbuguoshijimiao，wugehunhunyijingquanbudaodiaihao。dianliqitashikedoukandaile，buzhishisheidaitouguqilezhang。
"好！"
"太帅了！"
"这功夫，绝了！"
baizimozhenglileyixiayouxielingluandeyiling，zhuantouduimudengkoudaidelaobanshuo："buhaoyisi，dahuaileninjizhangzhuozi，wopei。"
laobanlianlianbaishou，kandaodaodihaojiaodelonggexiaosheng："buyongbuyong，zheixiehunhunjingchanglainaoshi，ninzheishiweiminchuhaia！dianzan！"(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
zheishi，baizimozhuyidaojiaoluolizuozheyigenvhai，sihumeibeiganggangdedadouyingxiangdao。tahuiseduanfa，chuanzheyishenheisepiyi，shencaigaotiao，zhengyongyizhongraoyouxingqudemuguangdaliangzheta。jiantakanguolai，nvhaijuqijiubei，chaotaweiweiyixiao。
"zimo..."linruoxuelalelatadexiuzi，shengyinhaiyouxiefadou。
baizimolikeshouhuimuguang，wenroudilouzhutadejianbang："meishile，womenzouba。"
longgewuzhegebocongdishangpaqilai，maozhedabitipao，ehenhendidengzhebaizimo："xiaozi，nijiwodengzhe！"shuowandaizhejigexiaodilangbeiditaochuledianmen。
baizimofuleqian，qianzhelinruoxuedeshouzouchuxiaodian。
夜风微凉。
linruoxuewangtashenbiankaolekao。"gangcai...hesiwole。"taxiaoshengshuo。
baizimotingxiajiaobu，zhuanshenpengqitadelian："youwozai，buyongpa。"shuowan，ditouwenzhuletadechun。
linruoxuexianshilengleyixia，suijibishangyanjing，shuangshouhuanzhutadeyao。ludengjiangliangrendeyingziladehenzhang，fangfoyaorongzaiyiqi。
buyuanchu，neigechuanpiyidenvhaizhanzaiyinyingli，kanzhezheiyimu，zuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiao。tataochushouji，botongleyigehaoma："wei，wohaoxiangyourenxuanle..."
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yejianjianshenle，baizimosonglinruoxuehuisushe。daolesushelouxia，linruoxueyiyibushedikanzheta：“zimo，mingtianjian。”
baizimodianlediantou，xiaozheshuodao：“mingtianjian。”
kanzhelinruoxuezoujinsushelou，baizimozhuanshenyiluxiaopaohuidaochuzuwu。
baizimotangzaichuangshang，huixiangzhejintianfashengdeyiqie。conglanqiuchangshangdeshengli，daohelonggedechongtu，tajuedezijifangfozhishenyuyichangmengzhong。
“ding！”shoujituranxiangleyisheng。baizimonaqishoujiyikan，shilinruoxuefalaidexiaoxi：“zimoxiexieni，younizhenhao。”
baizimoxiaolexiao，huifudao：“shuoshenmeni，baobao，baohunibushiyinggaidema~”
“taoyan~sheishinidebaobao，roumasile...”linruoxuetoumaizaibeiwoligegedaxiao。
“baobao，neiwomingtian...”
“buxu...haha。”
“shabei~”(￣￢￣*)，zhengzaifumianmodewanglili，kanzhetoumaizaibeiwozhongdelinruoxueyilianwuyu。
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