《daoyiwushuang》shiyouzuozhe“laojiuhenxiang”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshichentianxinglinzining，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：“kewoyounengqunali，wozaijiazhongpaixinglaoer，jiuyieryedeshenfenzaijinlinghunleqilai。”“zheijishinianguoqule，daoshiyeyouleyixieshiye，buguo，jinlingrenye……
weishoudebaoandandandao：“zheiweiyezhu，qingninzizhong，womenshilongwanqudebaoan，nandaonibiwomenhaiqingchuma？”
shuowan，tabulihuiguohao，daizheyidiankenqiuduichentianxingdao：“chenxiansheng，haishirangwomensongyixianinba？”
“好吧！”
陈天行点了点头。
ganggangzaimenkoudeshihou，taliangchulaiyaochi，zheijigebaoanjiuyaosongta。
buguotabuxiangmafanbieren，jiujujuele。
guohaokanzhebaoanyaosongchentianxing，yuefaqiguaileqilai。
zheidaiyuliantadoumeiyoua，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？
“guohao，nibushishuozheiliangrenshiqiongguima？”hanxiaoxiaozaiyibianbaoyuan。
“wojiubuxintanengmaideqizheierdefangzi！”
guohaoyaoyadao：“zou，genshangqukankan！”
liangrentoutoumomogenzaichentianxinghoumian。
zouleyiduanluhou，guohaoxiaole：“nikan，wojiushuo，tamenmaibuqizheierdefangziba！”
tagangganghaizaicaice，chentianxingshibushizoulegoushiyun，zhonglecaipiao，cainengmaideqizheilidebieshu。
danxianzaidelu，shitongwangshanshangde！
ershanshangzhiyouyidongbieshu！
zhenggelongwanquzuiguideneiyidongbieshu。
jiusuanshichentianxingzufenmaoqingyan，doumaibuqizheiyangdebieshua！
yankanjiudaoleneiyidonghaohuabieshudedamen，guohaokuaibuchongleshangqu，zhizejigebaoan：“woyaotousunimenjigebaoan，suibianfangrenjinrulongwanqu，……”
tazongsuanshixiangmingbaile，zheibaoanhechentianxingshiyihuode，chentianxingyeshibaoanfangjinlaide！
guohaokanxiangchentianxing，yilianchaofeng：“xingchende，nibiegaosuwo，nizhuzaizheibieshuli！”
dan，xiayike，guohaojiukandaochentianxingtaochuyichuanyaochi，zhijiedakailebieshudemenzha。
chentianxingniutou，yiweishenzhangdikanzheguohao：“xianzainigaixiangxinleba？”
yanqiandechangjing，rangguohaodaweizhenhan！
tadeshenjingdoubei**le：“wobuxiangxin，nijiushiyigeqionggui，nizenmenengmaideqizheilidebieshu！”
tamengranfanyingguolaishenme：“yidingshinitoudeyaochi！”
ercikebaoanyijingkanbuxiaqule，lanzhulechongdongdeguohao。
chentianxingkanzhelianmenzhagaodoumeiyoudeguohao，yaoleyaotou：“guohao，songniyijuhua，qiongshizanshide，keaiqueshiyibeizide。”
shuowan，chentianxingtouyebuhuidizourulebieshu，zhiliuxiamenzhawaimianqidefadoudeguohao。
……
jinrulebieshu，caifaxianbieshuzhendehenda！
chuleyidongsancengdexiaobieshuzhiwai，haiyouxiaogongyuan，yongchidengdengpeitaosheshi。
“tianxing，nineipengyouzhenrangwomenzhuzheiyangdefangzi？”wangxiulanbukezhixinwendao。
“ma，dangranle，yaoburantayebuhuijiwoyaochia！”
chentianxingshuozhe，lazhemuqinzaibieshulidaochuguangzhe：“zou，ma，wodainidaochukankan！”
bieshulimianxiandaihuadeshenghuosheshi，peishangwaimiantiejinzirandehuanjing，zhuzaizheiliyouyizhongzaidoushiyinjudeganjue。
erqiezheiergezhongshenghuoyongpindouhenqiquan。
“ma，yihounijiuzaizheieranxinzhuzhejiuxingle，waimiandekongdi，niyekeyizhongshangdiancai，dengxiaoyafangjiale，rangxiaoyayeguolaizhu。”
“hao，hao，taihaole，nizheiweipengyou，shiwomendejiadeenrena，tianxing，nijiufangxinba，mayidingbazheifangzijidalihao。”
kanzhemuqinkaixindeyangzi，chentianxingyebuyoudigandaoyizhenxinwei。
andunhaolemuqin，chentianxingjiuduziyirenlaidaoledingceng。
chentianxingzaojiuganjuedaole，zheililingqishifennongyu！
guailaotouchuanjitadexiuxingzhifazhong，zuiweizhongyaode，jiushilingqile。
weiyoukaozhelingqi，cainengtishengxiuxingjingjie！
sannianlaoyushenghuo，rangchentianxingmingbaiyigedaoli。
zaizheigeshijie，zhiyoubiandeqiangda，caibuhuibeiqifu。
erqie，tahaiyaozhaohuangjiabaochou，haiyaotishifuchuqi！
所以他一定要变强！
chentianxingzaiyangtaishang，pantuizuoxia，kaishilianqi。
ruguoyourenzixikandehua，jiuhuikandaoyisisidanlvsedelingqi，huanhuandijinrulechentianxingdeshentizhizhong。
neishizhouweicaomudeshengfazhilingqi。
zhidaoyemujianglin，tacaihuanhuandizhengkaileyanjing：“hu，kanlai，shigaijinruzhujijingjiele！”
guailaotouchuanjitadexiuxingzhifa，fenweilianqi，zhuji，jiedan，huashen，hedao，guixu，dujiejigejingjie。
zaijianyudeshihou，tayijingjinrulelianqijingjie。
而现在已经圆满了。
“zhujijingjie，shixiuxingdejichu，weiyoudahaojichu，cainengqiwanzhanggaolou。”
chentianxingfumozhemupai，ziyanziyu。
zheimupaizhizhong，baohanleguailaotoubishengsuoxue，nengrangtashaozouxuduowanlu。
buguo，xiangyaozhuhaoji，jiubuzhishikaolingqineimejiandanle，haixuyaoyixieguwuyaocai……
jiuzaizheishi，linziningdalaidianhua：“wei，chenshenyi，woxianzaiqujienia！”
“接我？”
chentianxingweiweiyileng，caixiangqitadayinglelinlaoyezi，yaoqufuyan，lianmangdao：“buyongle，wozijiqujiuxingle。”
linjiajiletazheimeyitaobieshu，tabuxiangzaimafanrenjialinjiale。
“neihaoba……”dianhuazhonglinziningxianranshiyoudianyihan。
xishuyifanhou，chentianxinghemuqingaobie，qianwanglinjia。
......
linjiaketingzhong，linziningfangxiashouji，youdianshiluodao：“tashuohuiguolai，buguomeiyourangwoqujie。”
“zenme？zining，nixihuanshangtale？”pangbian，linjiangheturanwendao。
“a！？”linzininglengleyixia，lianmangyaotou：“yeye，nihushuoshenmeni！wozenmehuixihuanta，wozhishijuezhetayoudiantebieeryi。”
“you，womenjiazininghaihuilianhongni！”
linjiangheshuozhe，jiangyigepingbandijilelinzining。
“nayou！”linziningmolemolian，caifaxiantahaoxiangzhendelianhongle。
buguo，rangtajingyade，shipingbanshangmiandeneirong。
“chentianxing，fuqinchenjianguo，muqinwangxiulan，meimeichenya，jiazhudongjiaoshitoucun……”
linziningnianzheshangmiandewenzi，jinghudao：“yeye，nidiaochatale？”
linjianghedianlediantou：“dangranle，yeyebijingshilinjiajiazhu，yigerenwuyuanwugudijiejinwomen，zongyaoliudianxin。”
linjiasuisuanbushangdajiazuhaomen，danzaijinlingzheiyikuai，yeshijiachanxionghou，cengjingjiuyoubushaorenjiyulinjiadejiachan，xiangjinbanfa，yongjinshouduan。
他不得不防着一点。
“neiyeyenidiaochachulaishenmelema？”linziningyoudianshengqidao。
linjiangheyaoleyaotou：“meiyou，tadejiashihenputong，shenzhikeyishuozaogao，erqie，tahaiyinweidajiazuoguosannianlao，jintiantaganggangchuyu，weiyiqiguaideshi，taconglaidoumeiyoucongyijingyan，yebushixueyide，buzhidaozenmejiunengzhihaoyeyedebing。”
“heng，yeye，renjiajiuleni，nihaihuaiyirenjia，nizenmenengzheiyanga！”linziningjiangpingbandiuzaishafashang，zhuanguoshenzi。
linjianghexiaodao：“shi，shi，shi，rewomenjiaziningshengqile。”
dan，linjianghekanzhelinziningshengqideyangzi，buyouzhoumei：“zining，yeyeyaoquanniyiju，tagenbenpeibushangni，tadejiashichusheng，shizaishitaiputongle，nihaishizaodiandaxiaolezheigexinsiba。”
“yeye，womeiyouxihuanta，nibuyaoxiashuo！”linzininghongzhelianqishen，paochulebieshu。
kanzhelinzininglikaideshenying，linjianghebuyoudiyaotou：“shayatou，nixibuxihuan，yeyenengkanbuchulai，buguo，neixiaozizhendepeibushangni！”
jiuzaizheishi，guanjiajinlaile：“linlaoyezi，huangjiadehuangshaoyeqianlaibaifang，ninkanshiqingjinlai，haishiganzou？”
“huangjia？”linlaoyeziweiweiyileng，suijizhaolezhaoshou：“qingjinlaiba！”
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