zhujiaojiaoyunchuchumolianchengdeshumingjiao《diyizhangjiniyigeyi》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshixiaopiaoliangsuobianxiedehaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：“nijiulewo，wojiniyigeyi！”yunchuchuyiwaijiulegenanren，jieguobeizengsongyigeyiwaijiayizhidazongcai！“laoban，furenganggangshuoyaomaixiazhenggeshechipindian！”“nawodekaqushua！”“zongcai，buhaole，furenbarendebizidawaile！”“darenhaiyaofurenqinzidongshou？”“dashu，zheigexiaoxianrouhaoshuai，wokeyizhuixingma？”“keyi。”dangwanyunchuchufuzheyao，lianyemaihuochepiaopaole，“moliancheng......
yunchuchuwaitoudao：“naxialaijiwokankan。”
shouhuoyuanqixiaole，“woshuoleyibaisanshiwan，nimeitingdaoma？”
“wotingdaolea！”yunchuchujiehuobujie。
“tingdaolenihaiyaokan？nizhidaozheibuliaoyouduojinguima？pengyixiajiuzhoule！bumaibuyaoluanmo，mohuailemailenidoupeibuqi！”
yunchuchuzhoumei，“nikaizhedianbujiushizuoshengyidema？nibunajiwokan，nizenmezhidaowomaibuqi？”
shouhuoyuanshuangshouhuanxiong，fengcidao：“kankanxianzaidegaozhongshengdoushenmeyangzi！meiqianhaixuebierenzhuangbi！”
tashangshangxiaxiadaliangyunchuchu，“kannizhangdedaoshihaixing，nikendingshixiangxuewangshangneixiepinduoduomingyuan，fapengyouquanjiazhuangbaifumei，haoqudiaojinzhu，dangwaiweinvmaishenba！
xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao，xiaoxinwogaosunifumu，kannifumubudaduannidetui！”
yunchuchushengqile，bengzhexiaolianshuo：“woyaotousuni！banimendianzhangjiaochulai！”
“hahaha，maibuqihaixiangjianwomendianzhang，niyepei？woshihuagaosuni，wojiefujiushibalichuntiandeguanliceng，zheilisuoyoudedian，douguiwojiefuguan！nixiangtousuwo，meimen！”
yunchuchuniebaoleshoulidenaicha，qidaobuxingle。
“sheishuotamaibuqi？”menkouchuanlaiyidaolengliqiechongmanlewangzheqishideshengyin。
yunchuchujingxidezhuanhuitou，“dashu！”
molianchengdeshenbianzhanzhexuzhou，shenhouhaigenzheyidaqunxizhuanggelvderen。
nanrenjiusuanshizuozailunyishang，neiyishenwukepididegaoguiqizhi，yerangrenananxinjing。
congmolianchengshenhouneiqunrenlimian，chongchulaiyigezhongnianpangzi，yibazhuazhuleshouhuoyuandelingzi，shunshoujiushijigeerguangshuaileshangqu。
zhongnianpangziyibiandayibianmamalielie，“gouyankanrendidedongxi！nijiushizheimeduidailaozidekeren！”
“jiefu！”shouhuoyuankule。
zhongnianpangziyoushiyigeerguang，“kugepi！yaobushikannijiedemianzishang，jinikoufanchi，nihaizhenbazijidanggedongxile！”
“wuwuwu，jiefu，nizuowanshuirenjiadeshihou，kebushizheimeshuode！”shouhuoyuankudeshangqibujiexiaqi。
“**haishuo！”zhongnianpangzihuangle，yiquantoubashouhuoyuandexiabajidatuojiule。
zhongniannanrenpaodaomolianchengmianqiandiantouhayaode，dahandoujichulaile，“mozong，ninbietingzheige**hushuobadao！jueduimeiyoudeshiqing！wozheijiukaichuta！”
molianchenglianyigeyanshendoumeiyoujita，chaozheyunchuchushenchushou，shengyinrouhe，“guolai。”
yunchuchuzouleguoqu，“dashu，nizenmehuizaizheili？”
“woshizheilidelaoban。”molianchengdandandao。
yunchuchuzhalezhayanjing，“ha？dashunibushimoshijituandezongcaima？”
xuzhouxiaozhejieshi：“yunxiaojie，ninyousuobuzhi，moshijituanqixiayouhenduofengongsi，butongdelingyudouyoushelie。balichuntianzheijiashangchang，yeshimoshiqixiadechanye。”
molianchengwen：“nixiangmaishenme？”
yunchuchuyoudianbieniudizhizhemoteshenshangdeyifu，“woxiangmaizheitaoyifusongjidashu。”
molianchengdeyanzhongshanguoyimojingya，“songjiwode？”
yunchuchulianggenshizhiduizaiyiqi，dianadiande，“woluguodeshihoukandaole，wojiuzaixiangdashuchuanshangzheitaoyifudeyangzi，kendingtebiehaokan！”
molianchengyuyuedigouqilechunjiao。
zhongnianpangzihuilaishi，yinqindeqinziququleyifu。
“mozong，zheijianyifuzhengshinindechima，ninyaoshishikanma？zheishiquanxinde，gangdaodehuo，quandonghaishijiuzheimeyijian，jueduimeiyourenshichuanguo！”
molianchengweiweicumei，dankandaoyunchuchuneiqidaidexiaoyanshen，taweiweihanshou，“shiyijianzainali？”
“wa！dashu，nixianzaiyaoshichuanma？”yunchuchujingxidao。
tajidongdituizhemolianchengdelunyi，“dashu，wotuiniqushiyijian！”
zouleshiyijianmenkou，yunchuchuhuranyouyule。
“neige……dashu，nidetuifangbianma？”
tahongzhexiaolian，“yaobuyaowobangni？”
molianchengshixiao，huranshenchushou，weiweiyongli，gouzhutadebozi，batazhenggerenwangxiaya。
yizhangshuaiqiwubidejunlian，huranzaizijidemianqianfangda。
yunchuchuhuxidouyaotingzhile！
dashuzheiyetai……taitaitaifanguileba！
“niyiweiwodetuishizenmehuishi？”molianchengyishuohua，youwenredehuxipensaguolai。
zhouranbeidashuhaowendeqingcaoxiangqibaoguozhu，yunchuchudenaozichenglejianghu，xiayishishuo：“nibushi……bushishuangtuicanjilema？”
shuowan，tajimangwuzhulezui，“dashu，wobushineigeyisi！”
糟糕！
yaoshidashuwuhuitaxianqitazenmeban！
diyicibeirenxiaoxinyiyidihuzhuzizunxin，molianchengxinliyongqileqiguaideganjue。
tashenchushou，zaitaguangjiedeetoushangqingqingdanleyixia，“xiaoshagua！”
shuowan，tajiuconglunyishangzhanleqilai，fuzheqiang，manmanzoujinleshiyijian。
云初初：！！！
大叔站起来了？？
dashutazhanqilaile！！！
yunchuchujingdaile，lengleyimiaozhongzhihou，niutoupaochuqu。
tayibazhuazhuxuzhou，qiangxingzhuaidaolejiaoluoli。
“xuzhuli，wowennigeshi，dashudetuidaodishizenmehuishi？”
xuzhoudeyanshenshanleshan，“baoqian，wobunengshuo。”
yunchuchumilemiyanjing，“wubendanmeimanhua！”
xuzhoudezuijiaochoulechou，“neige……qishiwodexingquxiangzhendehenzhengchang……”
“十本！绝版的！”
“furen，nibiebiwole，wozhendebunengshuoa！”
yunchuchutuierqiuqici，“neinigaosuwo，dashudaodishibushicanji？”
xuzhouwuyule，“zongcaidetuizhishibunengzhengchangxingzou，sheigaosuni，tashicanji？”
云初初：……
看来是她误会了。
这真是一场乌龙啊！
“我换好了。”
tingdaodashudichenhaotingdeshengyin，yunchuchuxiangyebuxiangdejiudiukaixuzhou，paoleguoqu。
zaikuandashiyijingdeqianmian，zhanzheyimoxiuzhangtingbadeshenying。
nanrenchuanzheyinhuisedegaodingxizhuang，zhoushendaizhehunrantianchengdegaoguiqizhi。
rouhedeguangyingcongtoudingqingxieerxia，rangtayuanbenjiujunmeizhijidelianpang，gengjiameidejingxindongpo。
yunchuchudeyanjingdoukanzhile，tunleyikoutuomo，“dashu，niyetaihaokanleba？”
zenmenengyourenhaokanchengzheiyang！
wanquanmiaosharenheyigekaolianchifandedingjiliuliangmingxing！
nvhaizuizhijiedefanying，chenggongquyuelemoliancheng。
nanrenrouroutadenaodai，“wobuhuixuanyifu，yihounikandaoheshide，nizaibangwomai。”
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