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“songqianbei，ninzheishoubeishizenmebianchengzheiyangde，shiyaotangdaozhihaishibiede？”
“zheishiducizaochengde！”
laosongmanmanzuoxia，qingtanyisheng。
“jishinianqian，wohelaotangzaizhongyihuilizhuayao，ouranjianzhuayaobeiyigendusongzhencizhong，qichuwomeiyouzaiyi，kesuizhishurizhihoushoubeilaiyuelaiteng，budaoyigeyuejiubianchenglexianzaizheiyangzi，yaobushidangshizhongyixiehuidejigeqianbei，yongyinzhenbangqingchuledusu，gujiwozaojiusile。”
wubinsuiranmeiyoujianguozheizhongdongxi，buguocongtaliyongyinzhenquchuheixuelaikan，tanengpanduanchuzheiyinggaishiyizhongleisijishengchongdecunzai。
“像是虫子。”
吴斌开口。
“chongzi？shenmechongzinengbagebogaochengzheiyang？woquxiyiyuanyongyiqijianchaguo，kanbuchuduanni，neishihoutiqudexueyelidaoshiyouxiebuzenmeqingchuchengfen。”
laosongrushigaozhi，danwubinbingburenweibingyinshichuzaidelaosongdegeboshang，yinweizheibingzhengyijingchanletajishinian，ruguoshichongzidaozhi，liyingyijingbalaotouhunshendoujitunle，dantachujianlaosongdeshihou，tahongguangmanmian，buxiangshidelewanjideren。
“songlaoyezi，ninchulewoganggangzhazhendeshihouyoutonggan，haiyoushenmeshihouhuiyou？”
“neidaoshimeiyou，zhibuguozheishoubeijiangying，hennanwanqu，xingdongyebutaifangbian。”
“xiaowua，dangchuzhongyixiehuiliyoujigelaorenkedoushuozheishidu，nizenmekanchuzheishichong？”
tanghuchentichuyiwen，tabingfeibuxinrenwubin，zhishihenhaoqi，jinjinyibeishuitajiunengpanduanchushichongzide。
“有火吗？”
吴斌问道。
laosongcongkoudailinachuyihehuochai，wubindianranhuochai，zaizhentouranshaopianke，buguoyihuier，maochudeheiyansanchuyiguechou，youxiangshishaojiaodeweidao。
“shaojiaodeweidao，mofei……”
“meicuo，zhongyijiangjiuwuxingruyao，wozhisuoyipanduanzheilimianshichongzidechengfen，jiushiyinweichongzirushuishisanfachudeqiwei，zheishiyizhongbijiaodandeqiwei，dandaozhijiebeiwushi，wangdaleshuo，lubiandeshuigoulimianyouchongzi，nijiunengxiudaochongzizaishuilideweidao，woganggangyezhishipanduan，xianzaidianranzhihouwocaidudingzheiqueshijiushichongzi。”
laosong，tanghuchengmianmianxiangqu，tamenmeixiangdaozheixiaozijuranzhiganleyijianshijiubakunraotamenzheimeduoniandenantijizhaodaole。
“nandaoshizheichongzipaichudedusuma？”
老宋问道。
“shuobuhao，danshizheimeduoniannindegebodoumeiyouquanyuzhishimeiyouyingxiangdaoqitadebuweidehua，woxiangjiyoukenengshiling
一种可能。”
“哦？说来听听！”
“寄毒虫。”
errenjiejingya，laosongturanyoudianjieshoubule，zijizheimejishiniandelaogebo，nandaoyangleyigebodechongma，xiangxiangdaoshishendehuang。
“nei……neiyoushenmejiejuebanfama？”
laosongsuiranzixuyishugaoming，buguoduiyuzheizhongqiguaiwanjihaishishushouwuce。
“xianzaizhidaolebingyuan，neijiuhaishiyoujiejuebanfa，haidezhaozhaobinggenzainaer。”
wubinshuowan，juqilaosongdeshou，zixiguanchashouzhang，tashuodangnianlaorenzijidegebochulewenti，beiyaoleyikou，zhihoujiuyudaoledeyixiemafan，danshitafanfuduanxiangyemeinengchajuechushangkouzainaer，yejiushuoming，zheigebobianchengzheiyang，huoxugenbenbushizheigeyuanyin。
“怎么样？”
tanghuchenyezaiyipangkandezheji。
“bushishangkoujinru，huozheshuodezheigebobianchengxianzaizheiyang，bingbuwanquanheshangkouyouguan。”
“neinishizenmekande？”
wubinzaiciduanxiangqigeboshangderongmao，shangmianximidezhangmao，qingqingchupenghaiyouzhashoudejieshigan，jiuxiangshihuzi，wubinyongyinzhenqingqingyitiao，yigenrongmaobeichelechulai，laosongmeiganjuedaotengtong，yemeiyouchuxue，fanershiluozaizhenshangdeheiserongmaoshunjianbaoluchulewenti。
“原来如此……”
lianglaorenyanshenbuhao，kanbuqingchushangmianjiujingshishenme。
“怎么了？”
wubincashizheyinzhenkanxiangerren。
“冬虫夏草。”
“什么！？”
errenbeiwubinshuodehutule。
“dongchongxiacaoshishenme，ninmenliangweilaozhongyikendingdoumingbaiba？”
tanghuchendangjifanyingguolai。
“nishishuo，zheishangmiandechongzijiuhedongchongxiacaodexingchengyuanliyiyang！”
“meicuo，shijiangchongziyuningebodusudaozhideshoumaoxingchengdongchongxiacaodezhuangtai，jishengzainideshoubei，xiqudeshishoubeixueye，jiuerjiuzhi，shoubeisuofugaidechongluanyuelaiyueduo，zuihouxingchengxianzaizheiyang。”
“ke，daodishishenmechongzinengyouzheimedadebenshi？！”
老宋还是不解。
“woyetingshuoguoyixie，chongzihedu，zaimiaojianggudulijingchanggongsheng，danwoyemeijianguogudu，bunengquedingzheigeboshibushizheigeyuanyin。”
erlaozaiciluchubiaoqing，wubinkanchulaosongsihumianluchouxu，danbuquedingzheichouxucongheerqi，huoxushitazhidaozheiducongheerlai，tameiyouduowen。
“那能解决吗？”
tanghuchenhaishizuiguanxinzheigewenti。
“queqiedeshuowoyemeiyouduoshaobawo，buguofangfadoukeyishishi。”
“你准备怎么试？”
老宋问道。
“jizhongfangfa，zuiyouxiaodexianshishihuoliao。”
“huoliao，buhuishiyonghuoshaoba？”
唐虎臣关切道。
“bubi，youjiujingma？”
“有！”
laosongjinwujiwubinquleyihujiujingdileguoqu，wubinmanmanjiangjiujingdaozaizijideshoubeishang，dianranhuochai，shunjianshuangshouranqiliehuo。
“你……”
“老唐！”
laosonglanzhutanghuchen，taduiwubindezheizhongshoufacengjingjianguo，baoguozhehuoyanyiweizheshuangshoubimianhezijishoubeibuhuizhijiejiechu，tasuijiquchuzhenggezhendai，quchuyigenhuoyanmanmantunshiyinzhen。
“tanglaoyezi，mafanninququxieshuilai。”
“好！”
laotangqulaileshui，wubinshenshoujiangyinzhentanrushuizhong，shenqideyimufashengle，yinzhendaizhehuo，danxiamianhaidizheshui。
“zheishi……kongxinyinzhen！”
wubinmeiyouhuidajujinghuishen，daizheshuidideyinzhenmanmanbokaiyichu，chupengdaoshoubeideshunjian，laosongshenxingyaohuang，zaishidengzishangyi**zuolexialai。
“laosong！zenmeyangle？”
“来！我能坚持！”
wubinjianzhuangjixujiangxiayimeiyinzhenciru，meiruyigentengtongbianjiajujifen。
“yaoshirenbuzhujiujiaochulai。”
“xiaowu，haiyaoduojiua！？”
tanghuchenchanfuzhelaosong，mianlujise，buzhigairuhejiejueyanxiadewenti。
“buzhidao，buguokuaile。”
shuohuazhijian，wubinjiangdisanmeiyinzhencirulaosongshoubei，penchuyiguheisedeyeti，tazhidao，shishihoule。
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