zuixinxiaoshuo《diyizhangjiandaoyigelaopohaiyouzheihaoshi》,zhujiaoshilimozhangshu,youlimochuangzuo。zheibenxiaoshuozhengtijiegoushejijingqiao,xinlimiaoxiexinidaowei,luojiganqiang。gushiqingjiediedangqifu,rangrentongkuailinli。feichangzhidetuijian!jiusuantashuoxiangkanzijidekun,zijiyehuilimazhanqilaituokuzi。limoshuangshoushendaonaohou,jiekaibutiao。jinbideyanpizhandoule……
limo,niyaoponiangbuyao?”
yizuocunzhuangnei,yimingshenzhecubumayidelaohanmanlianjidongdipaolai。
chongjinlimojiajiuxingfendishuodao:“zhiyaonikaikou,wodenghuierjiujinisonglai!”
beichengweilimodeshigebuguoershichutoudenianqingren。
shenzitingbarusong,mianrongyeshilengjiaofenmingjunlangfeifan。
danshi,jiushizheiyangyizhangshuaiqideliandan,yanjingshangquemengzheyigenheisedebutiao。
原来,他是个瞎子!
limobingbushitianshengdexiazi,ershizaichuanyueguolaizhihoucaixiade。
yinianqian,tayiwaichuanyuedaolezheigeshijie,gangguolaijiufaxianzijiyanqianyipianxuwu。
houlailiuluodaolezheigecunzhuang,beiyanqianzheimingxinshandelizhangshouliuxialai。
lejiezhihoutacaizhidao,zijishichuanyuedaolezhanguoshiqi。
erzheigecunzhuang,zeshiweiyuhanguoguodouxinzhengbuyuanchudeyigecunzi。
rujindexingzhenghuafenweijun、xian、xiang、ting、li。
tingzhangchabuduoxiangdangyucunzhang,lizhangjiushishengchanduiduizhang
tinglelizhangdehua,limoyaozhetouzichaobanxiaolexiao:“zhangshunijiubiehewokaiwanxiaole,woyigexiazi,najiaguniangnengkandeshangwo?”
tayigexiazi,shenmedoukanbujian,nengganma?
答案是能!
luoshuanpeiluomaodeshiqingquanpingganjue。
erqie,suirantashiquleshili,danquehuodelejianhuaxiulianfadetianfu。
huxijiunengzengjianeili,shuijuejiunengzengqianggengu。
gangkaishihaibuzenmemingxian,kexianzaiyinianguoqule,limonenggouqingchuganjuedaozijishentiqiangzhuanglehenduo。
biekantashou,tuoleyifuquanshijirou。
xianzaiqinguodeqinwangyingzhengshangweiqinzheng。
danshuzhilishidelimozhidao,zaiguojinian,zhenzhengdeluanshijiuyaolaile。
suoyi,tajuedinggouzaizheigecunzhuangzhongxianlianshanggeshinianbanian,zheiyangdengluanshilailecainengyouzibaodeshouduan。
taxianzaikeyitingshengbianwei,pingshishenghuobingbushinanshi。
zhiyuquxifu,sheinengkanshangtayigexiazini!
suoyi,duiyulizhangdehualimobingmeiyoudangzhen。
kelizhangquelazhutagebo,jilijieshidao:“aiya,wokuangnizuoshen?”
“budanshizhende,haishichaotingqiangzhiyaoqiude。”
“zuotianchaotingxialezhaoling,weilezengjiazanmenguojiaderenkoua,qiangzhidaoleguidingnianlingdenannvjiubixuchengqin,yaoshisheiganweifanguidingjiuzhuaquchongjun!”
limoxinzhongyidong,hanguolingtuherenkoubingbuduo。
erqiezheijinianliannianfashengleyixiezhanshi,zheishizaixueqinguodebanfaxiangyaozengjiarenkou!
qinguojiuguiding,wulunnannvdaolehunjianianlingbuhunpeizhefakuan,ershenghaiquenenglingjiangli。
yijingershisansuidelimoyaoshizaiqinguo,kuzidounengbeifachuan!
xianzaihanguogenghen,bujiehundechongjun。
想结婚没对象?
meiguanxi,guanfujinifaduixiang!
baweihundenannvladaoyikuaier,yiduiyiduidecoubujiuwanle。
guannizhiqianrenburenshiyoumeiyouganqing,linghuiqushenrulejieyixiabujiuzhigenzhidile?
zheishi,lizhangyoushuodao:“limoa,nikanniyigerenshenghuozongshibufangbiande,yaoshinengqugeponiang,pingshijialihainengyourenbangnidabashou。”
“zaishuole,niyigexiazi,yaoshizhenbeilaquchonglejun,shanglezhanchangnifangxiangdoufenbuqing,nengyouhuolu?”
“tingshuyijuquan,buguanzheiponianghaohuaizanlingyigehuilai,fanzhengnikanbujian,yongqilaidouyiyangbushi?”
limo“kan”lelizhangyiyan,laoqimenbiandezhuganjiuwangwaizou。
shuodehaotemeyoudaolia!
suirankanbujian,danshiwoxiangdemeia!
qianshimingxingwanghongshenmededoukanlebushao,shenmemimi,reba,bingbinghezhanade。
zhiyaoxiangxiangligoufengfu,tiantiankeyibuzhongyang!
还挺**!
kanzheyigexiazijianburufei,lizhangyeshijianguaibuguaile。
xiaopaozheshangqupeitayiqilaidaotingya。
jintiandetingyagewairenao,limianyijingyoushijigetinglidedanshenhanxianyibuguolaile。
tingyadedatangbeigechengleliangkuai。
yibian,zuozheshijiweiyanhuanfeishoudoukounianhua,zhengzaikukutitideguniangmen。
kanzhenianjidoubuda,ruoshifangzaiqianshi,douhaishizaishangxuedeshihou。
lingyibian,zezhanzheyiqundianjiaotaizurujisikededanshenhan。
wuyiliwaide,zaitamenshenbiandouyoujiashupeitong。
zheigeniandaixuanxifubujiangjiuhaobuhaokan,ershijiangjiuyigenengbunenggan~huo!
“erwazi,laideshihouniniangkedazhaohule,yaoxuanjiuxuanyigehetayiyangshierde,yaoyaozhuang,tunyaofei,zheiyangdecaihaoshengyang!xiaodebu?”
“shugena,nixianchouzhunle,nageguniangjiaodashoudagebotuicuzanjiuxuannage,zheiyangdecaiyouliqiganhuo!”
“aiai,zhidaoledie,woxuanzheige,zheige**da,baozhunnengsheng!”
“zeze,zheigea,zheigepangshipangledian,nengchigujiyenenggan,neijiuzheigeba!”
suiranaimeizhixinrenrendouyou,danyaoshuodaoquhuijia,qiongkurenjiashouxiankaolvdehaishinengbunengganhuo,shibushihaoshengyang。
bijingsheijiaduoshengjigehaizi,neijiudaibiaozhejinhoujiazhongdelaodonglijiuduoyixie。
jiuzaizheixiejiashuzhangbeimenjiaozijiahaizigaizenmexuanxifudeshihou,tingzhangpengzheyiluozhujianzouleguolai。
“haolehaole,doubienangnangle,paihaodui,diyige,sunerwa。”
tingzhangkaishihanming,handaomingzidejiushangqianlingxifu。
peiduiwanchengzhihoutajiuzaishouzhongdezhujianshanggoushangyibi,ranhourenjiunengdangchangdaizou。
zhiyunvziyiyuan,meirenhuiqukaolv。
这是时代的悲哀!
limohelizhangyinweilaidewan,zhinengpaizaizuihoumian。
lizhangkanzheyuelaiyueshaodeguniangjidezhuaernaosai。
limodaoshixiandedanding,budandingyemeiyong,sheirangtalaidewanni!
zainvzimendekukutitishengzhong,shijigegunianghenkuaijiubeitiaoxuanwanle。
zheishihou,zhongyulundaolelimo。
“tingzhang,gaiwomenlegaiwomenle。”
lizhanglazhelimoshangqian,chaotingzhangdiantouhayaodao。
tingzhangpieletamenliangyiyan,zhilezhikongdangdangdezuoweibunaifandao:“meilemeile,yanxiaa?kanbudaoguniangdouxuanwanle?”
suihoutakanjianmengzheheibudelimo,chileyishengdao:“huo,haizhenshigexiazi。”
lizhanglengleyixiahoujile:“bushi,meile?zenmenengmeileni?”
hunpeijiujintianyitian,yaoshiqubushangxifu,limojiudebeilaquchongjun!
tingzhangdengleliangrenyiyan:“sheirangnimenlaidewan?neifawanlewonengyoushenmebanfa!huiqubahuiquba!”
jiuzailizhangjidemantoudahanshi,limozouleshanglai,wozhutingzhangdeshoudao:“tingzhangdaren,ninxiangxiangbanfa,woyanjingkanbujian,ruoshiqubushangxifubeilaquchongjun,siluyitiaoa。”
tingzhangjianzheixiaziyishanglaijiulatashou,zhengzhunbeikaikoumaren,jieguoshouxinliqueduolejigeyingbangbangdedongxi。
tingzhangyongshounieleniehouyijingdengqilaideyanjingzhongdangjiduolejifenxiaoyi。
budongshengsedishouqishouzhongdedaobi,kanlimoyeshunyanlebushao。
yanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,dao:“shuodeyeshi,niyigexiazi,shanglezhanchangyeshisongsi,zheimezheba,houyuanhaiyouyige,nilingzouba!”
lizhanglianseyixi:“hao,hao,duoxietingzhangdaren,duoxietingzhangdaren。”
kezheishi,pangbiandetingzuquechahuadao:“tingzhang,neinvdemeiyougaoshen,shenfenhaimeiheshini。”
tingzhangdangjidengyanhedao:“nishitingzhangwoshitingzhang?”
tingzusuolesuobozi,buganzaiduoyan。
tingzhangzheicaiyouduilimodao:“buguowoxianhenishuohaoa,neinvdeshigeyaba,buhuishuohua。gezigaoshigao,danshougeboshoutuidekanzheyeganbuleshenmehuo。erqielianshangmengzheheibu,zhibudingshizhanglechuanghaishiyoutaiji。”
“niyaoshilinghuiqukejiubunengfanhuile。”
求鲜花
shuowantazijiyouxiaoleqilai:“hei,fanzhengniyigexiaziyekanbujian,zoubazouba,wolingniguoqu。”
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