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“hehe，yigexiaoshihaimeidaoni，huangdidoubuji，nimenjishenme？”qinyuedandanyixiao，sihaobuyiweiran。
“heng，nizheishiqiangciduoli，tianzhidaowangshuhainengbunengxinglai，womenzenmezhidaonengbunengxiangxinni？”huxiaozhaoyijiubuyiburao。
zhongtengjunhengleyisheng：“yaowokan，gancuibaojingba，xianbatazhuaqilaizaishuo。”
“meicuo，bazheichouliumangzhuaqilai，gunainaifeihaohaoshoushitabuke。”wangyaoyilianfenfendeqihong。
benxiaojiededoufu，kebushizheimehaochide。
tingdaozheihua，qimeihuameitouyizhou，gangyaoshuohua，quejianqinyuebailebaishou，jiletayigefangxindeyanshen。
“shima？neiyaobuyaowomenzaijiadianduzhu？”
qinyuexiaomimide，yanshenhenshiwanwei。
“jiaduzhu？nixiangzenmejia？”huxiaozhaomizheyanjing，zheixiaozizheishisongshangmenlaile。
qinyuewanweiyixiao：“henjiandan，yigexiaoshimashangjiudaole，yaoshiwangshuxingguolai，nibudandejiwoyibaiwan，haidekesangexiangtou，keyigehanyishengyeyewocuole！yaoshixingbuguolai，wojinike！zenmeyang，ganbugan？”
zhei，wandeyoudiandaleba？
bieshuohuxiaozhaohezhongtengjun，lianwangyaodoulengzhule。
yibaiwanshixiao，keketou，waijiahanyeyewocuole，zheiyetaishangzizunleba？
“nibuhuibuganba？”qinyueraoyouxingqudekanzhehuxiaozhao：“yaoshibuganjiuganjingun，yihouyebiedangyishengle，diurena！”
“sheibuganle！”beitayiji，huxiaozhaoshenmeyegubushangle。
“laozihaijiugennidule!zaijiniwufenzhong，yaoshiwangshuhaixingbuguolai，jisuannishu！”
huxiaozhaoyaoyaqiechi，xiaozi，wufenzhonghou，woyaorangnishengburusi。
sheizhi，qinyuequexiaozhebaibaishou：“wufenzhong？taizhangle！”
huxiaozhaoyanjingyimi：“niqueding？bieshuowomeijinijihui。”
qinyuemeiyouhuida，xiaozheshuqiwugenshouzhi，yiyifangxialai。
“wu、si、san、er……”
zhongrenfenfenbujie，kezuihouyiziluoxia。
zhitingbingfangliyidaoshenying，yuanbentangzaibingchuangshangbushengrenshidewangqian，zhongyuyouyouxingleguolai。
wangxuehewangyaoshunjianzhangdazuiba，manliandoushibukesiyi。
qimeihuamengdizhanqishenzi，daizhelianggesunnvchonglejinqu。
“zhei，zheizenmekeneng！”
zhiyuhuxiaozhaohezhongtengjun，zhijiedaizhule，yanjingdengda，jiugenjianleguiyiyang。
zheihaizhenjiuxingguolaile？kaiwanxiaodeba？
“zheishishangmeishenmeshibukenengde，zhishinixueyibujingeryi。”qinyuebaozheshuangshou，sihuyidianyebuyiwai。
“biewanglewomendeduyue，heihei，wohaimeidangguoyeyeni，jintiankedeguoguoyin！”
qinyueshenziwangyizishangyitang，xiaodeneijiaoyigejian。
huxiaozhaohezhongtengjunlianseheidegenguodiyiyang。
neixingengshihechileshiyiyangnanshou。
“ni，nifenmingjiushijianlegebianyi，deyishenme？”huxiaozhaobuganxin，kaikoufanbo。
qinyuezuijiaoyitiao，haobushiruodefanbo：“jianbianyi？zhenshitiandadexiaohua，rangnichengrenshiyishuchaju，nandaojiuzheimenanma？”
zhongtengjunjiantadiaoerlangdangdeyangzi，gengshinaoxiuchengnu。
“heng！mingmingshixiaozhaoxianjinxingzhenjiu，rangliangzongbingqinghaozhuanleyixie，denglundaonideshihou，xiamaopengsihaozi，suibianzhalesanzhen，liangzongganghaoxingguolaieryi。”
“nizheibushijianbianyiyoushishenme。”
噗嗤！
qinyuedunshidoubeitazheihuadoulele。
“neinidaoshijieshiyixia，qianshuweishenmehuiturankoutubaimo，hunshenchouchuni？”
qinyuehenshibiyidechouzheta。
yishubuxingjiusuanle，juranhaiyoulianshuotajianlebianyi？
这不是无赖是什么！
“这……”
zhongtengjunyileng，haizhenshuobuchugezichouyinmao。
“zhiqiannishuodeneixiehua，shiguyiwudaowodeba？”
huxiaozhaojishizhanlechulai，lianseyinchendezhiwenchusheng。
taxintouyinyinjuede，qinyuejiushizaiguyisuanjita。
fouze，weishenmehuizaineigeshihouchuxian，haipengqiaoshuoleneixiehua？
“wudao？jiupingnihaimeiyouzige！”
qinyueqinyuebaozheshuangshou，xiaomimidedingzhehuxiaozhao。
“nimendongjiaderendoushizheifudexingma？yishubibuguo，renpinyebuzadi，nanguaiyourenshuonimendongjiashiqishidaomingzhibei，xianzaikanlai，guoranshiyiqunxinshubuzhengderen。”
“tingshuonizaijinniandezhongyijiaoliuhuishangdeleguanjun？zhendangbierenbuzhidaoni，wokanshinilaozidongyangtianshoumaileneijigefuhuizhang，cairangnijiaoxingdelezheigeguanjunba？”
“你怎么会知……”
huxiaozhaolianseyibian，huashuoleyiban，ganjinjiaranerzhi。
erxinli，yijingfanqiletaotianhailang。
qinyuejingranlianzheimeyinmideshidouzhidao？
他到底是谁？
xinjingdetongshiyerangtagengjiahuaiyi，qinyuejiushiguyilaihuaitahaoshide。
“guaibudeniyeyeburangnixingdong，ershigennimaxingni，yuanlaitayepadiurena！”
yanjianzheijiahuobudazizhao，qinyuexinligenglele，shuohuayehaobukeqi。
“zhiyuwozenmezhidao，nimanmancaiquba!”
shuohuajian，qinyueyeyuefaqiangshiqilai。
“xianzai，woyaowodeduzhu，wozhijiniwufenzhong，nizuihaoxiangqingchu！”
huxiaozhaoyaozheya，ruguoyanshennengsharen，qinyuezhipayijingsileyibaici。
zhengxiangzhezhaogejiekoukailiu，jiujianqimeihuacongbingfanglizoulechulai。
“huxiaozhao，yuandujiuyaofushu，dongjiaderen，mofeidoushibuyaolianzhitu？”
qimeihuazijijiushiyisheng，sheiduisheicuo，tayiyanjiukandechulai。
“我……”
huxiaozhaoliansegengjianankanle，quebuzhi，rucizuopai，yijingrangtazaiqimeihuaxinzhongdexingxiangsuoshengwuji。
“dangran，niyaoshibuxiang，wokeyijidongyangtiandadianhua，rangtaqinziguolaike！”
yijuhua，hedehuxiaozhaoshenziyiruan，putong，zhijieguizaidishang。
xianbushuowangjiashidongjiarebuqidecunzai，zheigedianhuayaoshidachuqu，tahuxiaozhaozaidongjiajiuchedifeile。
“biebie，qianwanbie，woke，woke！”
xinlijiusuanzaibugan，huxiaozhaoyezhinengbaetouzhongzhongzazaidishang。
“爷爷，我错了！”
“爷爷，我错了！”
“爷爷，我错了！”
三声，三个响头！
huajidemoyang，kandewangxuejiemeiliangrenjunbujin。
zhiyuhuxiaozhao，lianhongdefatang，tadelianmian，suanshichedidiujinle。
“ai！ai！ai！jiaodezhenhaoting，wodoubuhaoyisibudayingle。”
qinyueliezhezuiba，jiugenzhongcaipiaoyiyang！
“hanyehanle，touyekele，nikanshizhipiaohaishishuaka？xianjinyeyewoyebujieyi！”
huxiaozhaozuichundoukuaiyaochuxuele，sharenyiyangdemuguangdengzheqinyue。
sixiayizhangzhipiao，xieleyichuanshuzi，rengdaoqinyuemianqian。
daizhezhongtengjunzhuanshenjiuzou！
“zeze，yibaiwana，jintiankeshifale。”
qinyueyanjingfaliang，qinleyikouzhipiao，haibuwangchongzhehuxiaozhaodebeiyinghanliangsheng。
“sunzi，yihoubieluanhanyeyele，yeyediubuqizheigerena！”
huxiaozhaoyigeliangqiang，chadianmeicongloutishangshuaixiaqu。
“qinyue，nidengzhe，wohenibugongdaitian！”
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