guanchangzhichangxiaoshuo《diyizhangxianzhangzhuiya 》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedejiazuo,linxiaomiaohuishiwenlichuchangdeguanjianrenwu,“xiayupiaopiao”dadanaodongdakai,chuangzuodegushiqingjieshifenhaokan:“bashoujijiaochulai。”duifangwengshengwengqideshuo。linxiaosatuijiupao。houmianderenjinzhui。niangde,jintianshizenme……
laidaojiudiandedating,fuwuyuanreqingdejiaodao:“linmishuhao。”
林晓一脸黑线。
zheijiajiudianshiyuefudengjincaide,dengqishizheijiajiudiandezongjingli,zuotianwanshangdaopiwoshimenyihou,dengqihewangzhikendinghaipale,bianpaihejingjingquwaimianxunzhaolinxiao,ranhoubalinxiaoladaojiudian,paileyizuyanzhao。laiduichongtamenwochuodegoudang。
一定是这样的!
“hejingjingzainali?”linxiaohongzheyanjingwen。
“zuotianwanshanghejinglizhiban,zheishihouhaimeiyouqichuangba,linmishu,ninshaodengyihuier,tahenkuaihuilaide。”
“hejingjingdebangongshizainali?”
fuwuyuanyoudianhaipa,tuntuntutudeshuo:“qianmianloudaoxiamiandeyigexiaofangjianshitadebangongshijianwoshi。”
linxiaolaidaoloudaoxiamian,youyigemen,shangmianyoudatangjinglizhibanshidepaizi。
“咣咣”的敲门。
hejingjingyishanbuzhengdedakaifangmen,jianlinxiaobaonudeyangzi,ganjinguanmen。
linxiaoyizhijiao**menli,jilejinqu,ranhoubamenconghoumiansuoshang。
“daqingzaode,nilaiganshenme?xiangtongle,yaozuozuotianwanshangmeiyouzuodeshi?”hejingjingmianqiangjichuxiaorongshuo。
linxiaobuyanyu,yibabahejingjingdeyiwuzhuaqu。
neili,guoranyouyikexiaohongzhi。
“wotamadexiangnongsini?weishenmeyaoxianhaiwo?”
hejingjingdelianseyibian:“linxiao,buyaoyiweinishiyigegongzhirenyuan,jiukeyisuibianqifuyigedagongmei,wohaoxinhaoyijiuleni,huanlainiyitonghechi,yitongwumie,yaozhidaozheiyang,zuotianwanshangjiuyinggairangnizaichoushuigouliyansidongsi!”
“sheizhishinijiwopaizhaode?”linxiaobuxiangluosuo。
hejingjingyileng:“linxiao,nisongkaiwo,ganjingunchuqu,yaobuwojiaorenle!”
“shuobuqingchu,biexiangchuzheidaomen。”
“linxiao,kanniyiqianwenzhibinbin,shidengqijiedezhangfu,wobushengzhang,guofenlewojiujiaorenbaojingle,daoshihounishenmedoumeiyoule,haiyaodunjianyu。”
“heng,wolinxiaobenlaijiushiyigeqiongguangdan,wobupa,wosidexindouyoule。nihedengqilianhezuonongwo,woyaobaojing,zhipanihejingjingbuzhihuishenbaiminglieba!”
hejingjingruanle:“linxiaoge,nibahuashuoqingchu,nishuowohedengqilianhezuonongni,shenmezhengju?”
linxiaodakaishouji,fanchutupian:“weishenmeyaojiwopai**?hairangyige**denvrenpazaiwojianshang?”
hejingjing“puchi”yixiao:“linmishuwandehuaa,haizuolejinian,zheigenvhaitingxingfu!”
“buyaojiwozhuangqiangzuoshi,nandaonibuzhidaozheigenvhaishishei?”
“nichuangshangdefengliushi,wonalihuizhidao?yidingshidengqijieba!nimenlianggetingenaide!”
linxiaobuxiangdouquanzi:“hejingjing,nishaozhuangsuan,zheizhaopianshangderentitezhengbujiushinihejingjingma?buyaofouren,fouzewosongdaogonganjuzuojianding。woshenmedoubupa。”
“linmishu,nibuyaoshengqi,qishiwoyeshibuxiangzheimezuo。dengqijieshuonizuijinlaoxiongta,tayaozhengjulaiyayanideaoqi。dengqijiezheiyangshuole,wobuganbuzuo。”
“shidengqirangnitangzaiwochuangshang,ranhoupai**de?”
hejingjingdiandiantou,yanjingliliuchuleleishui。
“shihaishibushi?mingqueshuo!”
“shi。linmishu,nimenfuqizhijiandeshiqing,buyaoqianshewohaobuhao,jiranniyijingkanchulaile,qiunibaneixiezhaopianshanleba!”
“kanniyihoudebiaoxian!”
linxiaochulai,henhendeguanshangmen。
zouchujiudian,xiongzhongdeliqishaoshaoshifangxie。gangcaihehejingjingdeduihuataquanbuzuoleluyin,nidengqigannaniewo,wojiubazheigeluyinpaochuqu,jiransipolianle,jiranbuyaolianle,neijiulaiba!
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xian**menqiandeyinghuashengkai,mimanzhezaochundefangxiang。
zhengshishangbandegaofengqi,youtongshikanjianlinxiao,guaiyilianmindeyanshenkanzheta:“linmishulaile?”
“laile,laile!”linxiaomianqiangheshurendazhezhaohu。
**banzaisanlou,linxiaohemishukedejigerenzaiyijianwuzilibangong。
bangongshilijiupantongtongyirenzaidasaoweisheng,jianlinxiaojinlai,lengleyixia:“linmishu,tingshuonizuijinjitianshentibuhao,zabuduoxiuxijitian?”
pantongtongzheishiguyidahaha,sheidouzhidao,linxiaobeiliuzhile。beiliuzhidedangtianbangongshizhurenshuolinxiaoyoubingle,yaoxiuxijitian。
pantongtongzheiyangshuo,shiweilebimianlinxiaoganga。
“haole,chimamaxiang!tongtongjie,tamenjigezameilaishangban?”
“xianzhangguangrongle,**zheibiandeshiqingshaole,neijigejiahuogujihaizaishuilanjue。”
linxiaozuozaizijidebangongzhuoqian,yilachouti,choutikaizhe,zixichouchou,shangmiandesuobeirenqiaole,limiandedongxibeifandeluanqibazaode。
“tongtongjie,yourendongguowodechouti?”
“buzhidaoa,zanbangongshishiyigedazahui,laiwangderenduo,yourenjinlaijiuzhaoyanchou,shibushiyanshaole?”
linxiaokuxiaoyixia,meiyouhuida,dianshangyizhiyan,benlaishixiangzhijiequzhaodengqishuolihundeshi,kankandaoleshangbandeshijian,xianlaiyingyingmaozaishuo。
tangjiansile,guobujiuhuizaipailaihuozhebenxianjiuditibayigexianzhang,yichaojunziyichaochen,zailaiyigexianzhang,kendingbuhuirangtazuomishule。yihoujiuzai**banlihunle,hunshangshinianbanian,jiejuelefuke,ranhouqunagejuweidanggefuzhi,zheiyibeizijiuguoqule。
hedengqizheiyangdeniangmenjiehun,yushengyoufendoudebiyaoma?
zhenhouhuineishihunletou,xilihutudedayinglezheimenhunshi。
quyigebuzhediaodenvren,huihuisandai,jinkuaizhisun,tadengqibawozheiyidaihuileyejiusuanle,bunengzaihuilexiayidai。
xingkuiliangrenhaimeiyouhaizi。
pantongtongshoushihaozhuoyi,xiaomimidewendao:“linmishu,nipingshishenziniuduyiyangdejieshi,zajiuturanbingle,xianzhangdezhuidaohuidoumeiyoucanjia?”
nipantongtongshishaa,haishiguyiliaobowodeshangba,nandaobuzhidaowoquruanbaofanglixiangshouzhuanrenfuwule?
“肾衰。”
pantongtong“haha”yixiao:“xiongdi,gangguomiyueqijiufeile?yihouyouzhedian,dengqineimepiaoliang,niyaodangxinle。”
linxiaolianyihei,zheiniangmen,shiguyiexinwode?
jianlinxiaobudahua,pantongtongzuodaolinxiaodeduimian,yiguqiyidexiangqixilai。
“xiongdi,tangxianzhangsile,bangongshiliderendounanguo。laoganbupingjiashuo,donglingjishinianlai,jiutangxianzhangweirenkuanhou,meiyoujiazi,zuofengtashi,shihaoxianzhang,kexihaorenbuzhangshou。”
“laoganbuhaishuoshale?”
“laoganbuyilundebuduo,bijingdoushixiulianduoniandelaohuli,fangjiandechuanshuojiuduole,woshuolenibuyaoshengqi,youshuoshitangxianzhangweizuizishale,youshuoshinibatatuixiaqule。”
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