diyizhangzishenlvshizheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，jiangshulesubailixuezhendegushi，kanleyiyouweijin！neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“duoda?”“36。”“wowendeshixiaosandenianlingduoda。”“ee，xiaosandenianlinga，dagaiershichutouba，kanyangzihaizhengzaishangdaxue，pei，zhenbuyaolian，....
“多大?”
“36。”
“wowendeshixiaosandenianlingduoda。”
“ee，xiaosandenianlinga，dagaiershichutouba，kanyangzihaizhengzaishangdaxue，pei，zhenbuyaolian，nianjiqingqingganshenmebuhao，feiyaogouyinbierenjialaogong!”
yimingbaoyangjihaodefurenzuilibutingdimamalielie，miaoshuzhetalaogongdezhongzhongchuguidexingwei。
bujiuhou，xiexushifanyingleguolai，youzhuiwenleyiju：“wenxiaosandenianlingganma?”
“xingfaguiding，yuweimanshisizhousuishaonvfashengbuzhengdangguanxi，wulunshifouziyuandouhuipanxing。”
“zheiyanga，kexile。”
furenyilianwanxidezalezashe，jixutongchizhezijichuguidezhangfu。
subairenzhendetingzhe，jiluzhefurenzuilideguanjianxinxi，wanshihou，yongbizaijilubenshangtutuhuahua。
zhidaobangexiaoshihou，furenjiangdeyouxiekougan：“youshuima?woxianghedianshui。”
subaishuliandidichuyipingkuangquanshui，youtingnvrenyanleipopodemiaoshulebangexiaoshi。
zhongyu，nvrensihuyouxieleile，calecabucunzaideyanlei。
“lvshi，woxiangqingwenyixia，duifangchuguideqingkuangxia，wonengbunengrangtajingshenchuhua?”
subaikanleyiyanzijijiludeguanjianxinxi。
“anzhaofalvdeyijushibunengde，zaiyidingdetiaojianxia，caichanfengehuizhaoguniyixie，danshiruguozhaowomenlvsuodaguansidehua，wobaozhengzuidikeyifende70%dehunyingongtongcaichan，yaobuyaokaolvyixiazoufalvtujing?”
“zheiyanga，bianyineigegounanrenle，xiexielvshile，buguowozanshibudasuanlihun，dengyouxuyaolezaishuoba。”
“neinishuoneimeduoganma?”
subairouleroutaiyangxue，jinliangdebaochizhezijizuoweilvshidefengdu。
“lvshinizhangdetingshuaide，heniliaotiandeshihouwoxinqingyuyuelehenduo，buzhibujuejiuliaodeduole。”
jiuyinweiwozhangdeshuai，yinglazhewoliaolelianggebanxiaoshi?
subaidexintaiyouxiebengbuzhule，zheilishilvsuo，bushipeiliaoguan。
nanmoyixiaoshihaidajibaini，hezhetahaikuile?
“bukeqi，zixunfeisanbaiwu，xiexie。”
subaiwunaikaikou，furenreqingdehuilehuishou。
“youkongwozailai，lvshizaijian。”
musongnvrenniuzheyaolikailvsuo，subaishouhuimuguang，jiangzhuyilijizhongzaizijigangdaozhangdesanbaiwuyueshang，weiweitanqi。
“meixiangdaochuanyueguolaichenglezhuanyedelihunjiedaizixunlvshile。”
subaishiyimingchuanyuezhe，tayuanbenshiyimingcongyejiangjinshierniandelvshi，zaijinpailvshishiwusuodanrenhehuoren。
zhiyeshengyazhongshenglv99.9%，weiyishudeneiyichang，shizaishenpantingshangqudeleshengli，shenpantingmenkoushiquleshengming。
shenpanchangneimeishu，changwaishule。
xingguolaiyihou，faxianzijichuanyuedaolepingxingshijielanxing，xianzaishichuanyueguolaidedishiwutian。
xianzaiyijingjibenrongrudaolelanxingdeshenghuohuanjingzhizhong。
haoxiaoxishi，zheilidefalvtiaoliheyuanlaidexingqiuyiyang，meiyoushenmequbie，taduifalvdejianjiehezhishiyouyongwuzhidi。
yuanzhuhailiuxialaileyijiazhuanmenzhenduihunyinzixundegerenlvshishiwusuo。
huaixiaoxishi，yewuzanshibuxing，genbenjiumeiyoushenmeanjian!
chulelihunzixun，lihunzixun，haishilihunzixun。
huashuo，tazheimeyigedalvshisuisuibianbianyenengqujiegedaanzidaguansiduiba?
kexianzaidesubaiduiwaishenfenzhishiyigezhiyenianxianjiu，danmeiyoudayingguojiciguansidelvshi。
shuoshicaijiyebuweiguo，sheilaizhaocaijidaguansi，nagelvsuoyaocaiji?
“zheiyangxiaqubuxinga!xiageyuedefangzuhaimeiyouzheluoni!”
wangzheyinxingkaduanxintishideyiqianbabailiushikuaiwumaoqifendeyue，subaimeitouweizhou。
“shizaibuxinghuangexingyedagongdele，kaolianyenengchifan!”
danxiangqilaifupodebiantaixuqiu，subaixiashenyizhenhanyi，shunjianfangqile，
dagongshibukenengdagongde，budagongyoumeiyouqianhua。
subaixianrulewunaidejiujiedangzhong，jiuzaizheigeshihou，naohaizhongturanxiangqilaileyidaoshengyin。
【nidekuangtuxitongyishangxian，qingxuanzejieshou】
【qiangzhianzhuangzhong....】
【fafangxinshoudalibao，wanchengshicifalvzixunyewuhuozhechengjieyicianjian，jianglixianjinwuwan】
系统?!
xinshoudalibaowanchengshicizixunhuozheyicianjianzhijiejianglixianjinwuwan!
xiangdangyuyicizixun5000kuaiqian。
不错!
jiejuelejinqianshangdailaidefannao，subaizhenggerendouqingsonglehenduo。
xianzaizhixuyaowanchengshicizixunhuozhechengjieyicianjian，wuwankuaiqianjiudaoshoule。
wuwankuaiqian，zhishaokeyidingshangbannian，banniandeshijian，zugoutabalvsuozhichengqilaile。
“zuodengshicizixunhuozhechengjieyicianjianle!”
buyongchoufangzu，subaiyouxiandepaolehucha，jiukuaijiusanjindelaobanzhang。
zhengdangsubaiyouxianpinchadejianxi，zheishihou，lvsuodedamenbeituikaile，yiduihuxiangchanfuzhedelaofufu，bufahuanmandezoulejinlai。
kanxiangmaogusuandehua，zhishaoyouqishisuizuoyoule。
zheiyinggaibushizuolihunzixundeba?
subaifangxiachabei，naohailituranmaochulaizheimeyigeniantou，shangxiadaliangleyiyan，ganqinghemu，nianlingjiaoda，neijiushilaianzile。
bingchizhekehujiushishangdideyuanze，subaiyingleshangqukaishileziwojieshao。
“nimenhao，zheilishibaijunlvshishiwusuo，benlvsuokeyichengjieminshibianhuhexingshibianhu，woshizheigelvsuodefuzeren，buzhiliangweishi.....”
laodaniangxiankaikou，xiexushiyinweinianlingdaledeyuangu，shengyinzhongdaizhezhandou：“ninshilvshiba?”
“duide，woshizheilidelvshijianfuzeren，qingwennimenshilaijinxingfalvzixunhaishixiangyaodaguansiqinglvshi?“
“women..yao..daguansi!”
有案子来了!
zheihaishisubaichuanyueguolaidediyigeanzi，xinlinanmianhuiyouyixiebolan。
“qingwennimenyaodashenmeguansi?xingshianjianhaishiminshianjian?”
laodaniangyouyouyuyudekanlezijilaobanyiyan。
subaichajuedaolezheiyisibiaoqingbianhua，zhidaozheishidanxinzijizheigelvsuobukaopu。
laidaolelaodaniangshenqian，luchuleliangkexiaobaiya，qinqieganwuqiongzengda。
buguanshenmeanzi，xianzuojinlaitanshangzaishuo。
“nifangxin，womenlvsuoxinkaizhangbujiu，jiageheligongdao，buhuimantianyaojiade，nimenliangweiyaobuxianjinlaizuohuier，xiantantanzheigeanzi?”
“免费的!”
laodayewangzhesubaidianlediantou：“zheigelvshizhangdebaibaijingjing，kanzhebuxiangshiwulianglvshi，zanmenxianjinquzuozuoba。”
subaichelechezuijiao，shenmejiaozuokanzhebuxiangwulianglvshi?!
meiguanxi，xianzailvsuojiebudaoanzi，meiyouqianhua，gukejiushishangdi，quandangzheishizaikuatale。
dengdaoliangweilaorenjiazuozaishafashangyihou，subaizaizhuozishangbaifangleliangpingkuangquanshui，yibenzhengjingdeduanzuozaiduimian，xiangzheiduilaonianfuqilaidaguansidejutiqingkuangjinxingxunwen。
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