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第3章系统的愤怒
“jiangdaxiaojie,nizenmeyezaizheilia。”maweiyuankaikouwendao。
jiangruochudaoshuideshihou,hetapengshangle。
maweiyuanxianzaihenfengguang,bijingshiquanxiaoqianshi,tianzhijiaozi,zouqilulaidoubudaiditoude。
“maweiyuan,niyiweiwobuzhidao,neixieshi,doushinihenibeihouderenzuodeba。”jiangruochulengzhexiaolian,kanxiangta。
maweiyuanhenganga,zhidepeixiao,yaoshihuanzuoqitaren,tatiedingzhijieduiguoqule。danjiangruochukeshijiangjiadedaxiaojie,shenfendiweizhizhuizijishenhouneiweizhuzi。
erqiehaitingshuo,zijineiweizhuzimashangyaohejiangruochuxuxiahunyue,zheibujiushizijijianglaidexiaosaozima?ruhenenggouduideqi。
“daxiaojie,ninshuodeshishenmeshiera?”maweiyuanjixuzhuanghutu,xipixiaoliande。
jiangruochubuxianggenzheizhongfeihua,dahaoshui,chaozhelinhaozouqu。
yanjiandemaweiyuanyiyanjiukandaolelinhao,xinxiangzheisunzizenmezaizheili,shangwuhaibeidajidesiqichenchenxianggefeirenyiyang。
zaikanlinhaofandeshu,maweiyuanmeitouyitiao。
zheisunzijingranzaikandaxuejiaocai,haishichangweifen,guanjiantafanshuhaineimekuai,napashikanxiaoshuodoukanbuwanba。
erjiangruochuzailinhaopangbianzhanzhe,kanzhelinhaoneibanrenzhendeyangzi,xiaozuishangdangkaiyisitiantiandexiaorong。
zheixiehuamian,luozaimaweiyuanyanzhongjiuchedizhale。
“zheigoudongxi,suibiannabenshulaifanfan,zhendangzijishixuebale?”maweiyuanlengxiaodao,tajuedingchaichuanlinhao。
“yo,wodangshisheini,yuanlaishizuobitianwanga。”maweiyuandashengkaikou,yinyangguaiqi。
youyuzheilishitushuguan,dunshiyinqilebushaotongxuedezhuyi。
huanzuoxunchangren,tiedingyaofanzhongnu,danshimaweiyuanzheigexuebabuyiyang。
tazheiyisangzi,faneryinqiledajiadexingqu。
“zuobitianwang,ninengbunengzaijiadian?younizheimekanshudema?erqiehaikandaxuejiaocai。”
“yongzheige,laixiyinnvshengdezhuyili,zhenshi**!”maweiyuanyizhengyancidikaikou。
“shia,benyiweitalinhaozuobideshiqingshijiade,jinrijiantarucifanshu,dangzhenshirumeilexueshi!”youxueshengyifentianyingdishuo。
zheiyixia,keshizaitushuguannaochulebuxiaodongjing。
jiangruochukanzhemaweiyuan,qiaolianshangshanguoyisinuyi,renjialinhaozaikanshu,guannimaweiyuanshenmeshi?
erqiezaijiangruochuyanli,suiranlinhaokanshukandekuai,danshikantadeyangzi,mingxianshishenrujinqulede。
“haikanshenmekan,haizhuang。”maweiyuankanbuxiaqu,shenshouzhunbeiqianglinhaodeshu。
erjiushizheigeshihou,linhaoyibenshufanwanle。
taganjue,henduodexinzhishi,xiangshitihuguandingyibanguanrudaotadenaohaizhizhong。
neizhongchongshi,neizhongchangkuai,rangdelinhaodourenbuzhuhouchulai。
“niganshenme?”linhaolenglengdikanxiangmaweiyuan。
“ganshenme?xinghaijiyuankaiqihou,quanqiushangxia,sheibujingzhongzhishi,xiangnizheizhonggumingdiaoyuzhibei,jiubupeifanshu,bupeilaitushuguan!”maweiyuanchizedao。
“hehe,guannishenmeshi?”linhaolenglengyixiao,buxianghetazhengbian。
“nishuowoshisuibianfanshu,neijiuzhengmingjinikan。”
chenzhezhuanzhushijianmeiguo,linhaozhunbeijiangneidaowulitijiechulai。
“niruobuxintaxuehuileweifen,jiurangtayansuanyibiandelebei。”jiangruochukaikoushuodao。
buzhiweihe,taxianzaihenxiangxinlinhao。
zhongrenjiandaolinhaoyiqizhixiayaoyansuanchangweifentimu,yeshiyilianganxingquzhise。
weiguanjieti,zheizhongxianxiang,huoxuzaigongyuanshiqiderenmenkanlai,zhendeshiyizhonghenerhuodexingwei。
neigeshihou,weiguandayouxi,weiguansheisheishanglewangzhe,chijiledaoshihenchangjian。
keshizicongxinghaijiyuankaiqihou,xingjizhengfudalituichongkexuejia,quanmindouyixueshiyuanboweirong。
bijingkexuecainenggoujirenleiweilai,zhishicainenggoujirenleixiwang!
rujindeweiboshangmian,meidangyoushangmianresou,dagaijiushinaweixuezhefamingleshenme,jiejueleshenmenanti。
zongzhidaolexinghaijiyuan,zheiyiqiedouhenzhengchang,xueshufenweijiqinonghou!
“tabuhuiyaozuogaozhongwulishidanantizhiyiba,wocengjingkanguo,jibianshibeidaanyemeiyoubeixialai,yongdezhenghaoshiweifena!”
“zheilinhao,daodishizhenzuobi,haishizhenxueba?”zhongrenyilunfenfen。
zhijianlinhaonaqibi,zai【zhuanzhu】zhuangtaizhixiadeta,yourushenzhu,siluhuorankailang,wanquanjiubeidakaile。
“shehoulunqianyinliweifzef=f·v,shet=0deshihouweichushizhuangtai。”linhaoninanzhe。
zheigeshihou,quanchangjijingwusheng,dajiadouzaitingtadesilu。
maweiyuanhenxiangchazui,danshikandaozhongrendouneimerenzhendeyangzi,shixiangdesongsongjianbang。
“tongguoyundongxuedingli,zuoyunsuzhixianyundongzezuidasuduweivmax=pfzaitshikejiasuduweia=f-fmzedvdt=a=f-fm=pv-fm=pm1v-fmlinga1=pma2=fm。”
“zhihoujiushiweifendehuansuanfangfa。”zheigeshihou,linhaotaitou,kanleyiyanmaweiyuan,“kanhaole。”
“dvdt=a1v-a2→vdv=a1-a2vdtva1-a2-vdv=dtjifende。
“∫va1-a2vdv=∫dt→t=-1a2∫-a2va1-a2vdv=-1a2∫a1-a2v-a1a1-a2vdv=-1a2∫1-a1a1-a2vdv=
ranhou,houmiandengshidexuyaochangweifendezhuanhuafangchengshi。”
shuozheshuozhe,linhaoganjuekouke,buzijuequnazhuozishangjiangruochudaodeshui,quebuxiangpengdaolexiaonvneiguanghuadexiaoshou。
jiangruochumiansedunshihongrunleqilai,xinpengpengzhitiao。
buguodalaoculinhaomeichajue,jixushuodao:
“xianzai-1a2-a11a1-a2vdv=-1a2pfa1a21a1-a2vda1-a2v=-1a2pfa1a2ina1-a2v=-1a2pfa1a2ina1-a2pf-in(a1))”
“zhihou,jianga1=pmdairu,a2=fmdairuzhihou,keqiudeshijiant。”
linhaoyishuowan,limajiuyunsuanchulailedaan,zhongrentingzhetingzhe,yilianmihu,ganjueshixiangtingtianshuyiyang,bumingjueli。
【ding,jiancedaosuzhuwanchengrenwuyi,huodejiangli——suijijingyan200dian,jifen10dian,qingsuzhuchakan。】
jianglizheijiudaoshoule,yebunanma!
linhaobenxiangzhaohuanchuxitongchakan,keshiyikanzhouweizheimeduoren,yebuzhidaoxitongdexuhuanmianbanshibushizhiyouzijinengkandao,zhinenggouqiangxingrenzhe。
xitongdeshiqingguanhuzhongda,jibianshiwanfenzhiyidefengxian,linhaoyebuyuanyimao。
“wojidewoshuxuehaicha200jingyanjiunenggoushengjia。”linhaoxinzhonggewaijidong。
“pianzi,pianzieryi!”maweiyuanlengxiaodao。
“nimenshuotalihai,zheiyiqiebuguojiushibeitabianpaihaode,zanmenxuexiaoli,bieshuotale,jiushijiaoshou,yebukenengzheimekuaixuewanyibenshu。”
“nimenjianguozheizhongtiancaimeiyou?”
“talinhaoyaoshishuxuezhenzheimelihai,weishenmeshuxuemeiyoukaomanfen,zhikaole90?”
“erqie,zheiciqimokaoshi,wodeshuxuekeshimanfen!”
maweiyuanyiziyijudishuowan,lenglengxiaodao。
budebushuo,tadehuahenyoudaoli,ruoshilinhaozhanzaipangrendejiaodu,gujiyexiangxinletadeshuoci。
bijing,xitongzheigedongxi,yejiushixiaoshuozhongxiangxiangyixiaeryi,sheizaixianshizhongxiangxintadecunzai?
“nimeijianguo,jiudaibiaomeiyouma?”linhaolengxiaodao。
“hehe,youkendingyou,danshinikendingbuxing!”maweiyuanyuqizhongchongmanleqingmie。
tabuzhidao,dangtashuochukouzhishi,qiyuanxitongzhudongsuxing。
【ding,jiancedaoyoureneyimanmaqiyuanxitongsuzhu。
shuoming:qiyuanxitongnaiyuzhouzhongzhigaowushangshenjiwenming,fanwoshenjiwenmingzhe,jiangdongyongwuqi“erxiangbo”shishijiangweidaji......nengliangbuzu,wufashishijiangweidaji......xianxiangsuzhufaburenwu。】
【ding,fabulinshirenwu:zaixueshushangyingdemaweiyuan。
shuoming:kemianfeishiyong“zhuanzhu”teshujineng。
jiangli:mianfeichoujiangyici。】
zheigeshihou,benlaizhunbeibulimaweiyuandelinhao,turantaitou。
“niyezhihuizaizheilibibi。ruoshiyouzhenbenshi,womenbiyichangzenmeyang?”linhaodandandishuo。
xianzaiyouxitongchengyao,zheitiaocuzhuangdetuibaozhe,tashenmedoubupale!
maweiyuanlengleyixia,meixiangdaolinhaohaihuizhengmianhetaduigang。
takeshizhidao,linhaoneichengjishizhende,youqishiwuli,meicikaoshijihudoushimanfen。
buguozheigeshihou,tayijingxiabuletaile。
“xinga,niyaoganlai,zanmenjiubizuoshuxueti,zenmeyang?”maweiyuankaikoushuodao。
“shuxueti?sheibuzhidaonimaweiyuanshuxuezaiquanxiaoshuyishuerdea!”jiangruochuyilianxianqidishuodao。
“hao,shuxue,jiushuxue。”linhaoqingsongdayingxialai。
ruoshiyiqian,zaishuxueshangshenglemaweiyuan,jibenshangbukeneng,zheijiahuosuirantaoyan,danshizhongjiuhaishiyouhenqiangdeshilide。
danshi,xitongzaihoumianchengyao,linhaoyidiandoubuhuang!
“quzhaolaoshinazhangshuxueshijuanlai!daoshihou,sheishule,jiushierzi!”
“hao,linhao,wodengzhenijiaowobaba!”
jiuzheiyang,tianshuizhongxuetushuguan,yichangfuzijukaishile。
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