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《dianzhajibeimaxiaosanhou，woshafengle》shibingganzaiyuanchuangdeduanpianyanqingleixingxiaoshuo, huangxiaoyanjiangdahaijiangzihaoshi《dianzhajibeimaxiaosanhou，woshafengle》dezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:dangzailenvermianqian。tadeyanlimanshijuewang，jihumeiyouyisiguangmang。“manihaixiannaodebugoudiulianma？”“ayihezheigemeimeishenmedoumeiyouzuo，wozhishi，tai……

精彩章节

shenyenvernaozheyaochizhaji，wogangdianwanwaimai，jiujiedaodianjiadedianhua。“beizhushangxiezhejiguniangchi，

shaofangla，dawanshangde，nijihaizichilajishipinheshima？”woweiweizhoumei，keqidikaikou。

“zhajizhishirelianggao，bushuyulajishipin，wonveraichi，wo……”budengwoshuowan，

taturanfengleyibanjianjiao。“haijiaobian？！**！jiushiyinweinidianzhaji，

haidewodebaobeierzidawanshanghaidepaodan，danwulexuexi，nifudeqizerenma？！”wobeihoumengle，

huiguoshenlai，maleyijujingshenbinghou，jiuguaduandianhua，quxiaoledingdan。kemeixiangdao，buchuwufenzhong，

dianhuazaicidaleguolai。“nihaiganquxiao？！！woerzidouzaidianlidenglewufenzhongle！nixianzaiquxiao，

qibushilangfeitashijian？”“wominglingni，limapeichangwoerziwugongfeihejingshensunshifei，yigongwuwankuai，

fouzedehua，wogennimeiwan！”kanzhetafalaideyinxingkahaoheshoukuanma，wogengjiaqueding，zheishigejingshenbing，

meiyousihaoyouyu，guoduanlaheishanchu。benyiweizheijianshidaocijieshu，kediertianshuixinghou，

shoujiqueduoleshangbaitiaoweijiedianhua，yijiwushumanmadeduanxin。1.budengwocongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai，

fangmenbeipaidezhentianxiang。“**，wozhidaonizaijia，ganjinjiwogunchulai！”gangdakaifangmen，

yizhangzhengningdelianduidaowomianqian。budengwokaikou，tamengdeshenshou，yonglituisanglewoyiba，

jiezhezhizhewodebizipokoudama。“jiushinizheige**？！zuowanxialedingdanyouquxiao，

nizhidaowoerzimeitianshangbanduoxinkuma？！”“haiyou，niyigenvren，pingshenmezhuzheimehaodefangzi，

gaibuhuishizuoneizhonggongzuodeba？！”tayueshuoyuejidong，kandaochuanzheshuiyizouchuwoshidenvershi，

yanjingdengdegengda。“haoa，woshuoweishenmedawanshangdianzhaji，yuanlaishinizheigexiao**xianggouyinwoerzi，

daqingzaochuanzheimesao，fanglimeishaozangnanrenba……”zhouweidelinjutingdaodongjingfenfendakaimenkanleguolai，

woshenxiyikouqi，bingchizhebugen**lunzhangduandeyuanze，jinkenenghuanheyuqikaikou。“zheiweinvshi，

nindaqingzaopaolaimajie，shizaocanchileshime？yongbuyongwosongnigematongchuaizi，ninhaohaotaotao？

”nvrenlengleyixia，fanyingguolaihou，biaoqingyufazhengning。“chou**，nihaiganmalaoniang，xiaosanshangweide**，

nixinbuxin……”pa！wotaishou，henhenyibazhang，daduanlenvrendediediebuxiu，tadengzheniulingdadeyanjing，

huchihuchichuanzhecuqi。“ni，nijurangandawo？”“zheiyibazhang，shihainide，nijiusuanqugao，

woyezuiduosuanzhengdangfangwei。”wocalecashou。“lingwai，nidaqingzaoraomin，jiashangeyizaoyaowumie，

woyouquanlibaojingzhuani。”tingdaozheihua，nvrenchenmole。danyejinjinzhishiyimiao。

taehenhenchongwotulekoukoushui。“youbenshinijiuqubao！wochuode**，zuochuzheizhongshi，

haiyoulianyongbaojingweixiewo？”“woerziqingongjianxue，benlainengxiagezaoban，

jiushiyinweinijiazheigexiao**xianggouyinta，caihaidetazuowanshaobeilehaojigedanci。”“wogaosuni，

woerzideweilaiyaoshirangzheigexiao**huile，woraobulenimen！”taxinshidandan，sihududing，

nverdianneifenzhajishilingyoumude。woqidelianfanbaiyan。“xianbushuowonvergenbenburenshinibaobeierzi，

zaizhe，niyaoshizhendetengnierzi，danxindanwutaxuexi，jiubugairangtachulaipaowaimai！

”sihubeichuozhongletongdian，nvrenkaishixiesidili。“nifangpi！”“shanghuiwoerzilaixiaoqusongwaimai，

nijianeigexiao**jiuchongtajimeinongyanlaizhe，bieguaiwomeijinggaoguoni，zheigexiaoqudekaifashangshiwolaogong！

nijintianyaoshiburangneigexiao**guixiajiwoerzidaoqian，wojiulimarangwolaogongjiniganchuqu！”talaogong？

woetouqingjintiaodong。zheizhonghuatayebiandechulai？qiebushuozheigexiaoqudekaifashangshiwolaogongjiangchen，

jiushuoyigeyongyoushangyizichandenanren，zenmehuirangzijierziqusongwaimai？“niquedingjiangzongshinilaogong？

”nvrenyitinglimajidongqilai。“haoa，sidixialianmingzidoudatingqingchuleshiba？！guoran，

shenmeyangdemayangshenmeyangdenver，munvliangdoushi**！”tadekoushuijihupenzaiwolianshang，

dongzuogengshibubujinbi，dayouchongjinlaidongshoudejiashi。wolenglengdakaitazhizhewobizideshou。

“jirannilaogongzheimeshentongguangda，niganbuganrangtachulaigenwoduizhi？”“wodaoyaokankan，

shenmeyangdenanrenhuiyanxiakanshangnizheimegefengponiang。”nvrengangyaopokoudama，danyanzhuziyizhuan，

sihuxiangdaoleshenme，luchuguoranrucidebiaoqing。“he，xiangrangwobalaogongjiaoguolai，haorangnidangmiangouyin？

zuomeng！”woshunjianwuyu，fanshouhenhenguanshangfangmen。yishengcanjiaohou，jinsuierlaidejiushigengjiafengkuangdechuaimensheng。

“kaimen！chou**！laoniangjintiangennimeiwan！kaimen！”wodakaikeshijiankong，lenglengkaikou。

“zheigefangzideyezhushiwo，niyaoshizaimeiwanmeile，wolimabaojinggaonisichuangminzhai！”“daoshihou，

nibaobeierzideqiantu，pashidouyaobeinizheigezuoguolaodemajihuile！”zheihuayichu，nvrenshunjianxiaotingle，

ehenhendidenglewoyiyanhou，zhuanshenlikai。2.nvrenzouhou，

woxunwennvershifouzaixiaoqulijianguoyigewaimaiyuan。tanaolenaotou，xianglebantiancaidiantou。

“qianliangtianwofangxuehuilai，yigewaimaixiaogezaixiaoquqicheshuaidaole，wojiushunshoubangmangfuleyixiadiandongche。

”wodunshiyigetoulianggeda。nandaozheigefengnvrenkouzhongdejimeinongyan，zhishiyinweinveryicishanyidejudong？

wobingmeiyoubazheijianshifangzaixinshang。sheizhidaodangtianxiawu，nvergangfangxuehuilai，

jialijiulaileyigemoshengdenansheng。nanhaiyandimanshiwuqing，shentiganshou，shuangyandoukuaiaoxianxiaqule。

zhenggerenkanshangquqieshengshengde。yijiandaowo，nanhailimajiushidujugong。“duibuqi，ayi，baitianneige，

shiwomama，wotitaxiangnindaoqian。”huazheimeyishuo，wolimayishidaoletashishei，lianseyelimalenglexialai。

chajuedaowodebianhua，nanhaidetoumaidegengdi，yuqiyeyufachengken。“duibuqi，shizaiduibuqi。

”xiangzhedarendecuomeibiyaoqianrudaoyigehaizishenshang，woshenxilekouqi，yayixindideqingxu。“meishi，

douyijingguoqule，niyoushenmeshima？”kehuayingangluo，nanhaijuranputongyishengguidaozailewomianqian。“ayi，

qiuqiuni，nengjiwoyikouchidema？suibianshenmedoukeyi。”woheleyitiao，xiayishijiuyaoguanmen。

sheizhidaojiletadongxi，neigefengnvrenzhidaohou，youhuinaochushenmeyaoezilai。ranerfangmenhaimeiguanshang，

jiubeinverzhizhi。kanzhenanhaiyinweijieerxiaoshoudemiankong，nvertanlekouqi。“ma，jitayikouchideba，

buaishide。”nanhaiyebutingkenqiu。“qiunileayi，wo，woyijingliangtianmeichifanle，womashuo，

zhiyoubaochijiegancainengxuedejinqu，tahairangwomeitianxuexishiliugexiaoshi，zuozhuansongwaimaiyuan，wo，

wozhendechengbuzhule。”woyuetingyuejuedehuangmiu。zheigenianjidenanhaizizhengshizhangshentideshihou，

daodishenmeyangdefumu，cainengranghaizizhengzhengliangtianliangyebuchidongxi？zheibuchunshunvedaima？zhenjingzhiyu，

nanhaishentiyaohuang，yankanjiuyaoyinweidixuetanghunsiguoqu。wogubushangtaiduo，ganmangchanfuzhetazoujinketing，

youjitanalekuaimianbao。ranerbudengwodiguoqu，yigejicudejiaobushengchongjinmen，suihouwodeshoubeiyitong，

mianbaodiaoluozaidi。shineigefengnvren。ganggangmangzhezhaogunanhai，wangleguanmen，juranrangtachuanglejinlai。

laidebuzhitayige，haiyouyiqunshenchuanxizhuangdenanren。weishouderenworenshi，zhengshixiaoqudewuyejingli。

fengnvrenyibazhuaizhunanshengdeerduo，xiesidilidezhiwen。“sheirangnipaodaozheierlaide！？

shibushidianjizheigexiao**？！”“wozheixienianhanxinrukubaniyangda，nijiuzheimezheimebaodawode？！

”nanhaibaozhetou，tongkudiquansuochengyituan，zuilibuzhudishuozhedaoqiandehua。“duibuqimama，

wozhendetaiele，wo……”kehuameishuowan，nvrenzhijiehenhenjiletayibazhang。“haigandingzui！？

”nanhaibeidadezuijiaoyixue，dizhetou，buganzaiduoshuo。nverzaipangyouxiekanbuxiaqu。

“zheigegegedoukuaiyundaole，nihaidata……”kejiushiyinweizheijuhua，

fengnvrenlikejianghenlidemuguangdingshangleta。“xiao**，doushiyinweinigouyinwoerzi，

burantazenmehuibutingwodehua？！”“xiaoxiaonianjijiumainong**，

wo……”wozhijieyibazhangjiangtadehuadahuiduzili。“sichuangminzhai，haimawonver，

woshihaolianjinijiduoleshiba？！”raner，xiayimiao，nvrenshenhoudejigexizhuangnanzhijiejiangwokongzhizhu。

wuyejinglishangqian，jimangjiangnvrenfuqilai。“duibuqihuangnvshi，rangninshoujingle。”nvrenyibajiangtatuikai，

zuilibuganbujing。“nimendoushixiazima？！zheigenvrenjurangandawo，likejitaganchuqu，buran，

wojiurangwolaogonglaichuli！”yitingzheihua，wuyejinglilimahuangle，zhuanshen，jugaolinxiakanzhewo。

“zheiweinvshi，niwuduanchuangruwomenxiaoqu，haishanghaiwomenxiaoqudeyezhu，zheijianshi，nibixudangzhongdaoqian，

fouze，bieguaiwomencaiqufeibiyaoshouduan！”3.wochadianqixiaole。“tashiyezhu？wobushiyezhume？

”“wangqiang，wojidewodangchulaiyanfangdeshihou，nizaisanbaozhengxiaoqudeanquan，zheijiushinidebaozhengma？

”wangqianglianshangshanguoyisiganga，danhenkuai，jiubeiyinlengdaiti。“zhangnvshi，wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme，

nigouyinyoufuzhifu，haizongrongnvergouyinrenjiadeerzi，zheizhongbaihuaishehuifengqideren，

womenxiaoqushijueduibuhuirongrende。”tashuodetuomohengfei，yipangdefengnvrengengshixiabadouyaoyangdaotianshangqu。

“tingdaoleba？wolaogongshixiaoqudekaifashang，zuoyongqianyizichan，zhiyuni，yigekaochumaishentizhuanqiande**，

haigandezuiwo？！”wopingjingdikanzheta。“niqueding，nilaogongshixiaoqudekaifashang？

”“feihua……”huayinweiluo，yipangwangqiangdeshoujixiangqi。tajietonghou，likehuanshangyifuchanmeidebiaoqing。

“eiei，shiwo，jiangzong，ninfenfu。”dianhuaneitouderenhechi。“nimenxiaoquzenmegaode？

zenmeshenmerendourangjinqu，jinkuaibashiqingjiejue，bierangneigefengnvrenlaifanwo！”tingdaozheihua，

fengnvrendemianpichoudongleyixia，yandishanshuozhebugan。wangqiangdiantouhayao。“ninfangxin，

womenyidingbashiqingchulituodangbuhuiyingxiangdaonin。”tingzhedianhuaneitouyiqizhishideshengyin，

wolikepanduanchuduifangdeshenfen，xinzhongyezhibuzhulengxiao。yigejilaobankaichedesiji，

yeganmaochonglaobandeshenfen？woniutouchongnvershilegeyanse，talimahuiyi，

anxialeshoubiaoshangdejinjihujiaoanniu。ranerfengnvrenkandaohou，likechongshangqian，yibajiangnverdewanbiaozhaixia，

henhendiuzaidishangcaisui。“xiao**，dangzhelaoniangdemianhaigangaoxiaodongzuo，xiangjiaonidepintoulaibangmangshiba？

zuomeng！”taehenhenqiazhenverdelian，zuilibuganbujing。“xiaoxiaonianjijiuzheime**，

laoniangjintianjiuhualannidelian，kannizenmegoudananren！”woyitingzheihualimajile，

yankanfengnvrenjuranzhendetaochuyibashuiguodao，wopinmingzhengzha。“nigandongwonver，wogennimeiwan！

”yipangdewangqiangyeyouxieyouyu。bijingshangmenzuoweizuofu，zhuichaxialaihaiyourendingzhe，

dabulejiushidaogeqiandeshier。keyidanshexianshangren，kongpajiubuhaobanle。“huangnvshi，

haishibuyaochongdongdehao。”“rangzheiweizhangnvshidaizhenverlikaijiuhao，haishibuyaonaodetaida。

”fengnvrenbuxie。“pashenme，chulerenheshi，wofuze！”jianwangqiangdengrenhaishiyouyu，tagengjiashengqi，

huidaojiuyaohuaxiangnverdelian。“goule！”qianjunyifazhiji，nanhaijuranqishen，dahouyiju，

dangzailenvermianqian。tadeyanlimanshijuewang，jihumeiyouyisiguangmang。“manihaixiannaodebugoudiulianma？

”“ayihezheigemeimeishenmedoumeiyouzuo，wozhishi，taiele，xiangyaodianchideeryi。”“ma，woqiuqiuni，

fangguowo，haoma？”“wozhendebuxiangdangnierzi，dangnierzi，zhendehaolei。”fengnvrenlengleyishun，

huiguoshenlai，duizhenanhaiyoudayouma。“fanlenile，wobaniyangzheimeda，jiuweileyigexiao**，

nijiukaishigebozhouwangwaiguai？！”“nihenineigefuxinhandedieyiyang，doushihuaizhong！”nvrenyueshuoyuejidong，

taishoufengleyibanyonglichoudazhenanhaideerguang。dengtazhongyunaoleile，nanhaicaipibeidikaikou。“ma，bienaole，

woxianzaijiuhuijiaxuexi，womenzouba，bieweinanbierenle，xingme？”kefengnvrenzenmekenengshanbaganxiu，

jiangmaotouzaiciduizhunlewohenver。“zheiliangge**pohuaiwomendejiating，wangjingli，

bazheiliangge**baguangdiuzaixiaoquguangchang。”“woyaorangsuoyourenkankan，dangxiaosandexiachang！

”wangqiangzuishangshuozhebuhao，dan**luodemuguangyijingbaoluletaneixindezhenshixiangfa。

jiuzaitahuaixiaozhekaojinwoshi，fangmendisancibeituikai。“dengyixia。”4.lairenzhengshilaogongdesiji，

jiangdahai。shenweilaogongdesiji，taquemeiyouxiangwangchangneiyangdidiao，ershichuanzheyishenkuazhangdemingpai，

shoushangdaizhemanzuandeshoubiao。chongchizhebaofahudeqizhi。yijinmen，jiandaofengnvrenneiyike，

tayanlishanguoyisiyiwai。“nizenmezaizheier？”“nibuzaijialihaohaodaizhe，youchulainaoshenme？

”fengnvrenjianyourenchengyao，limaluchuweiqudeyangzi。“laogong，doushizheilianggejiannvren，danwuerzixuexi。

”tayongshouzhizhewo。“tabujiewodianhua，buhuiduanxin，fenmingjiushibubawofangzaixinshang。”“takanbuqiwo，

bujiushikanbuqinima？”simuxiangduineiyike，jiangdahaidelianseshunjianbiandecanbai。

wosuiranjiehunhoutuijumuhou，danzuoweilaogongdesiji，taziranzhidaozijishenchunali。yezhidao，woshishei。

taehenhendenglenvrenyiyan，laidaonanhaishenbian，yuqipoyouxiebunai。“zenmele？”nanhaidizhetou，

yiwuyishidijiangshiqingjingguogaosuleta，molehaibuwangdaoqian。“duibuqibaba，jinintianmafanle，

wozheijiuhuijia，haohaoxiezuoye……”buliaobudengtashuowan，jiangdahaituranzhuanshen，henhenjilenvrenyibazhang。

“huangxiaoyannizheigechouponiang！”“laozimeigeyuexinkuzhengqian，nijiuzheimeduidailaozideerzi？

”“shibushifeiyaobatabisinicaimanyi！wogennishuoguoduoshaobian，buyaobanideyuanwangqiangjiazaihaizishenshang，

tadouyouyiyuzhengle，nijiubunengweihaizikaolvkaolvma？！”jianzhuang，fengnvrenfangfozaoyubeipanyiban，

gengshiqidetiaojiao。talazhejiangdahaidegebo，xiesidili。“jiangdahai，dangchushinishuo，

erzideshiwoshuolesuan，xianzaizheiliangge**mingmuzhangdandigoudaerzi，danwuerzixuexi，niyaoshibuguan，

wojiunaodaonigongsiqu！”jianjiangdahaibushuohua，tayoukaishisapo。“niyaoshibujitayansekankan，