zuixinxiaoshuo《douzhongshengle，sheihaizuotiangoua！》，zhujiaoshizhuangyubaixiaoxiao，youwobuxianghekafeichuangzuo。zheibenxiaoshuozhengtijiegoushejijingqiao，xinlimiaoxiexinidaowei，luojiganqiang。gushiqingjiediedangqifu，rangrentongkuailinli。feichangzhidetuijian！“zhuangyu，nideheiyanquanhaoxiangbizuotiangengzhongle，meishiba？”zhaoxueyouxiedanxindeshuodao。zhuangyuliangtiandalegehaqian，roulerouyanjing。……
第10章
“haiyoujifenzhongxiake，wodekuaidian！”
chongdaoxiaomaipu，zhuangyuzhizhejiazishangdeweishengjinshuodao：“laoban，neigejiwolaiyige！”
tingdaozheijuhua，laobankanxiangzhuangyudeyanshenlimabuduile。
“xiaoxiongdi，ebu，xiaoguniang，ni.....”
zhuangyuzuijiaoyiduosuo：“laoban，nixiangshenmeni，wokeshichunyemener！”
“keke，baoqianaxiaoxiongdi，buguo，niyaozheiwanyigansha！”laobanyangtiandalegehaha，bujiedewendao。
zhuangyubingmeiyoujieshi，zhishikuaisujiangqiandiuxia，nashangdongxilikaile。
“ai，xianzaidexiaohaiziyou，gaobudongle！”laobanwunaideyaoleyaotou。
dengdaozhuangyulikaiyihui，xiakelingshengjiuxiangleqilai。
“唰！”
yishijian，zhongrenfenfenchongdaoxiaomaipukaishixiaofeileqilai。
banjili，baixiaoxiaoshentishizaishibushufu，zhinengyouchenruidaititaquxiaomaipu。
“laoban，weishengjinhaiyouma！”
laobanyaoyaotou：“mei，zuihouyigegangbeirenmaizou。”
“laobanzhendeyigedoumeiyoulema，wokeyiduojiniqian！”chenruiyouxiezhejile。
duici，laobanyehenshiwunai。
“zhenshiduibuzhuaxiaoguniang，zhendeyigedoumeiyoule!”
chenruishiwanglelikaizhihou，zhaoxuewuzheduziyelaidaolexiaomaipu，kezuizhongyeshishiwangdehuidaolejiaoshi。
huidaojiaoshidechenruiganghaoyushanglezhuangyu。
yanjiandetayiyanjiukandaolezhuangyuzangzhekoudaidangzhongdeweishengjin。
“shenmema，wojiuzhidao，biaomianshangzhuangchengyifuhaobuzaiyideyangzi，xinlihaibushiyouxiaoxiaodeweizhi！”
“xiaorui，youmaidaoma？”baixiaoxiaowendao。
chenruijidongdeshuodao：“xiaoxiao，wojiuzhidao，zhuangyuxinlihaishixihuannide！”
“tatiqianquxiaomaipu，jiushiweilejinimaineigedongxi！”shuohuazhijian，tadeyanyuzhongjingranhaitouluzhexiexudexianmu。
youzheiyangzhaoguzijidenanpengyou，xiaoxiaohaizhenshixingfu！
liangrendeqieqiesiyubeiyipangjingguodeliuqiangyinyuedetingdaoleyidian。
“zhuangyuzheixiaozi，nanguaigangcaishangkedeshihouduizijineimehen，yuanlaishijibaixiaoxiaomaiweishengjinqule！”
“ai，beiqingsuokundenanrena，diaoruletianmeidexianjinglilelou！”
jiuzaizheishi，zhaoxueyehuidaolejiaoshi。
kandaozhaoxuehuilai，zhuangyucongzuoweishangqishenchaozhetazouqu.....
“xiaoxiao，nikan，wojiushuoba，zhuangyuzhiqiandoushizaiheniwanxinyanni。”
“xianzaibushiguaiguaizhaonilaile？”
baixiaoxiaodeyideyangqitou，xinlidenuqiyejianjianxiaoshile。
“算他聪明！”
buguo，rangbaixiaoxiaoerrenmeixiangdaodeshi，zhuangyujingranshizhijiechaozhezhaoxuezouleguoqu。
“zhuangyu，nihailengzheganshenme，xiaoxiaozaizheierdengzheni！”chenruizhejidao。
zhuangyuyilianyihuodezhuanguoshen：“nizaishuoshenmea！”
chenruimeihaoqidebailetayiyan：“haizhuangshenmea，jiushinikoudailidedongxia!
“你是说这个吗？”
zhuangyunachukoudailideweishengjinranhouzailiangrenzhenjingdemuguangxiazoudaozhaoxuedemianqian。
“zhaobanzhang，neige，zheigejini......”
“zhuangyu，xie，xiexieni....”tahongzhelian，shengyinhendi，jieguozhuangyushoushangdedongxizhihoujiupaochulejiaoshi。
mudulezheiyimudebaixiaoxiaoqideliandoulvle。
“zhuangyu，niyoubingshibushi，nibuzhidaowoxianzaiyehennanshouma？！”
zhuangyutanletanshou，yifuwusuoweideyangzi：“zhidaoa，danshiguanwoshashi，shixingbuxingnihedianliangshuishishi？！”
“ni.....”baixiaoxiaoqidedoukuaituxuele。
meiyoubanfa，tazhinengyishentibushufuweiyouxiangwangchunhuaqinglejia。
fangxuezhihou，zhaoxuezhudongzhaodaolezhuangyu。
cike，zhaoxueyiranmeiyoulezhiqianshangkeshixuebadeyangzi，daoxiangshiyigelianaichuqidexiaonvhai。
“neige，zhuangyu，jintianzhendexiexienile！”
zhuangyunaolenaotou，gangadexiaodao：“meishi，meirangnigangajiuxing，nibanglewozheimeduoci，wozongdebangniyiciba！”
huayingangluo，zhuangyudebiziyoubuzhengqideliuchulebixue。
“aiya，shangkeneiyiquandaletaimengle！”
“quwojiaba，wojiajiuzhuzaifujin，wojinibaozhayixia！”zhaoxuedeyanshenliquanshixinteng。
tawanwanyexiangbudao，zhuangyuweileqiangneidongxijingranhenxiaxinlaidalezijiyiquan。
“上车！”
jiuzheiyang，zhaoxueqishangzhuangyudezixingchedaizhetahuidaolezijijiali。
zaihuijiadelushang，zhaoxuelianshangdehongwenyizhimeiyoujiangxiaqu。
zheihaishitadiyicizhudongdaizhenanshenglaidaozijijia。
kandaozhaoxuejiadefangzi，zhuangyuyouxiejingya。
“wanshangdeshihoumeikanqingchuzhaoxuejiadefangzi，xianzaiyikan....”
“zheishiyouqianrenzhudefangzia！”
zhaoxuejiadefangzisuiranbusuanzuihaohuadeneizhong，keshizaitamenzheizhongxiaoxianchengli，zheiyijingshihenbucuodele。
“xianzuoxiaba，woqujinininayao！”
zhuangyudiandiantou,suikouwendao：“nijiarenni？”
chuyulimao，tayeyinggaihezhaoxuedefumudashengzhaohu。
zhaoxueyouyuleyixia，dishengdao：“wobamalihunle，woxianzaigenzhewomamazhu。”
zhuangyualeyisheng，ganmangqishendaoqian：“duibuqia。”
shuoqilai，qianshideshihou，taduizhaoxuequeshimeiyoushenmeyinxiang，duitadejiatinggengshiyiwusuozhi。
zhizhidaotadexuexichengjihenhao，dianxingdexueba，jingchangkandaotaduziyirenzaijiaoshixuexi。
zaizheizhihou，zhaoxuekaoshangledaxue，ranhouchedibuzailianxile。
zhaoxuedandanyixiao，sihuduizheiyiqieyijingxiguanle。
“meiguanxi，wodouyijingxiguanle....”
zaizheiyike，zhuangyusihumingbaile，youyuzhaoxueyeshidanqinjiating，suoyicaiduitazheimetebiedezhaogu。
youhuozheshuo，shiyinweiyixieqitadeguanxi......
“keke，dagaishiwoxiangduoleba！”
zaizhuangyuhaihusiluanxiangdeshihou，zhaoxuenazheyaozouleguolai。
“zhuangyu，zheiyaohenguanyongle，nishishi....”
“aiya，wowangjile，nibutaifangbian，nizuojinxie，wobangnishangyao！”
yitingzheihua，zhuangyualeyisheng，youxieyiwai。
“banzhang，nannvshoushoubuqin，zheiyouxiebutaihaoba！”
zhaoxuexiumeiyizhou，shenqinglimabiandeyansuleqilai。
“woxianzaiyibanzhangdeshenfenminglingni，zuodaowoshenbianlai！”
zhuangyu：“ai，haoba。”
zhuangyucoujindaozhaoxuedeshenbian，tashenzhinenggouqingchudewendaohouzheshenshangsuosanfachudedandantixiang....
fanguanzhaoxuequeshiyilianyansudezaibangzhuangyushangyao。
ranerjiuzailiangrentiejindeyishunjian，fangjianmenturankaile。
“xiaoxue，mamahuilaile，ni.......”
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