jingcaixiaoshuo《daizhexitong,wokaimujianglishi》,youdamengbujuexingchuangzuo,zhujiaoshizhangfanhuangbo。gaixiaoshuoshuyudoushishenghuoleixing,gushiqingjiediedangqifu,xijiemiaoxiexinidaowei。daizhexitong,wokaimujianglishishiyibenlingrenyubabunengdehaoshu!“zheidangjiemuyoudianhaokan,tingshuohoumiandehuanjieyoushangbaiweimingxingcanjia,yuelaiyueqidaile!”“suiranbeimaliumang,danqueshihaokan,buguokexi,zheigexiaogezhishipu……
“woqu,zhouchao?jiemuzuzhenshitainiule,zheishigongbulezuijindekaogufaxianlema?tongzhihuaxiajiangjinbabainiandewangchaozhouchao!tairangwozhenhanle!”
“woxuanbu《zhongzouhuaxialu》shiwojinnianbizhuidaodidezongyi!zheishiduoshaokaoguzhuanjiaxuezheduoshaoniandenuli,buzhuibushihuaxiaren!”
“meicuo,bingqiewojianyirangquanguodexueshengdouguankanzheidangjiemu,lejiehuaxialishi,jianzhitaiyoujiaoyuyiyile!”
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“yuanlaimaolvxiaogejiaozhangfana,erqiehaishijiemuzudelishijiangjieyuan,yejiushuozhangfanxiaogehuiyizhigensuijiabinzucanyanxiaquma?”
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节目组。
chenzhangankanzhepingmuzhonghuamianquezhouqilemeitou,tayouxieyihuodenaqizhuozishangdeziliao,chayueyifanhou,huranzhouqimeitou:“zheigezhangfanzenmehuishi?”
“zenmebuantaicizou?”
yangminquebuzhisuoyi,youxieyihuodekanxiangchenzhangan:“youshenmebuduima?”
chenzhanganjiangziliaodijiyangmin:“nizijikankan!”
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“zenmedaoletazhei,zhouchaochengle791nianle?”
“精确到个位?”
yangminkanlekanziliaohou,yemengle,tanaonaotou:“haoxiangzhenshiai....”
“buguozhangfanshizhoujiaoshouqinzitiaoxuande,tapinxinghecaixuejiulianzhoulaoyezantan!”
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takanleyiyanhoutaishuju,faxianzhibojiandeguanzhongrenshuhaizaiwenguzengzhang,muqianyijingdadaoleyiwanwu,bingqiedanmufanxiangyehenhao。
bingmeiyouguanzhongzaiyizheige“cuowu!”
“jiemuyijingkaishile,meibanfatingxialaile!”
“erqiexianzaiguanzhongyebuhuifaxianzheigecuowude。”
“denghuiwohezhoujiaoshougoutongyixia。”
chenzhanganquezhouqimeitou:“meineimejiandan!”
“zhoujiaoshouhaiyoushangbaimingdeguoneilishizhuanjia,haofeilejishiniandeshijiancaidatonglehuaxialishiduanceng!”
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“nixianzaijiulianlianxizhoujiaoshou,xiangbanfajishibujiu!”
yangminyeyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing,bianbuzaiduoshuo,zhuanshenchulemen。
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