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始皇帝十八年，
qinmiezhao，shihuangdiqinwanghandan，jiangyouniantazaizhaoguoweizhizishidechoujiazhusha……
chuanyan，shihuangdidangyeliusuhandanyiminnvjiazhong。
cinv，cengheyounianshideshihuangdiqingmeizhuma！
shihandanchengmin，jieyiweicinvjiangfugui！
buxiang，bannianhou，minnvshizong，zaiyemeirenjianguo……
……
“yuncai，wojuranchuanyuedaoyigeguershenshang？haishuaicanletui？”
咸阳郊外。
yichushenshangucundetuyaozhong，qinfengyilianjuewangdikaozhetuqiang，tucaolianlian！
bierenchuanyue，haodaishentijianquan，erqieshenshizaibuji，duoshaoyeyougejia。
tadaohao，jiaporenwangbushuo，haishuaicanletui！
yaobushiyougechangchangshangshankanchaideqinlaoshujiejita，zhipabudengtuishangquanyu，tajiuyaoesishanlinle！
“xiaoqin，laoshulaikannile！”
就在这时，
tuyaowaixiangqiyidaoshengyin。
qinfengtinghouyanjingdunshiyiliang，lianmangzhuzhemugunyiqueyiguaidizoulechuqu。
suirancengchicenghetingdiaochuanyuezheshenfende，buguo，laoqinshushilaohaoren，bucengbaibuceng！
“老秦叔！”
jiandaozoulaizheigejiantiaoshuangdan，qiyuxuanangdezhongnianren，
qinfengreqingzhiyurenbuzhuzazui，laoqinshujiuyigetiaochaide，wanquanbaixialezheifenqizhihezheizhangliana！！
“hehe，xiaoqin，wozuotianmeigushangguolai，jintianteyijinidaileshaojihemijiu，lai，ganjinguolaichiba！”
“youshaoji？zhenshitaixiexielaoqinshule！”
wenzherouxiangwei，qinfengyanchanhuaile。
laoqinshukanyangzimeitiantiaochaiyezhengbulejigeqian，haizongshijitahuanhuayangdairouchi，duitajianzhibiqindiehaihao！
yaobushilaomusidezao，meinengdedaozhengshi，qinfengdoujuedetakenengshilaoqinshudesishengzi！
“duile，laoqinshu，worangnibangwodaidedaoju，daishanglaimei？”
shangjindongguyibaitian，qinfengyaogaogelunyiwanwan。
“heihei，daokeburongyizhaoa，shihuangdishoujiaotianxiabingqi，wokeshihualehaodaliqicaijininonglaide！”
laoqinyangyangdeyidicongchaikuanglimochuliangbadao，dijiqinfeng。
“sha？shihuangdi？zheilishidaqinchao？”qinfengwenyanyidai！chadiantiaoqilai！
“duia，zhiyuzheimejingya？”laoqinyileng。
“laoqinshu，shangciwowennixianzaishishenmeniandai，nibushuozheishitaipingshengshima？”
秦风都无语了，
douhanshihuangdile，daqinxianzaikendingmieleliuguo……
neijiulifenbenglixideluanshibuyuanle！
tazhenshidaomeitouding，bu，shitianzhentouding，caixinlelaoqinshudexie，yiweizheizhenshiyigeshengshi！
“xiaoqin，nizheihuashenmeyisi？”
laoqinmiankongyiban，youxiebugaoxingdedao：“shihuangdiyitongtianxia，shelijunxian，beijixiongnu，nanzhengbaiyue，guoliqiansuoweiyouzhiqiangsheng，nandao，zheihaibushishengshima？”
“zhei……ai，laoqinshu，suanle，wogenniyeshuobuqingchu，zongzhinibixuxiangxinwo，daqinyongbuleduojiujiuhuiwanwan，luanshimashangjiuyaolaile！ganjinxiangxianghouluba。”
qinfengbenlaixianggenlaoqinhaohaojieshi，
danfaxianliantadoubuzhidaogaizenmejieshi，bijing，chuanyuezheizhongshi，laoqinjiuyigekanchaidenalinengdong？
“nitaniang……wu、ni、nihushuobadaoshenme？”
laoqindelianseshuadenankanzhiji，
zheihunxiaozi，juranshuotadedaqinmashangjiuyaowanle？
ruofeiquedingguoyanshen，jiushiqinerzi，laoqindourenbuzhuyaobajiandechongdongle！
不过仅仅片刻，
laoqinmuguangjiushiyining，chenshengwendao：“shibushizuijinyoushenmeren，laizhaoguoni，gennishuoleshenme？shi……liuguodeguizu？”
“liuguoguizu？laoqinshu，jiuzheihuangshanyeling，chulenishanglaikanchai，wogenbenmeijianguodiergeren！”
qinfengwunaikuxiao，“laoqinshu，wozhidaoxiangrangnixiangxinzheishiburongyi，danwoshuodejuebuhuicuo！”
“yejiushilaoqinshuniduiwohao，wocaigennishuoshihua，yibanrenwohaibugaosuta！”
“zongzhi，laoqinshu，nitingwoyiyan，yaoshinixiangananwenwenguoyisheng，jiuganjintunliang，dengdaoluanshiqideshihoubandaoshanshanglaizhu！”
“yaoshilaoqinshu，nibuganxinzheimetiaoyibeizichai，neidengwotuihaozhihou，nijiugenzhe**，zanmenxiangbanfagaoqian，layiborenma，jiuyizheizuoshanweigenjudi，sijizhengtianxia！”
“嘶！”
laoqinwenyan，chadianmeidangchangqiyunguoqu！
zheichouxiaozi，zuzhoutadedaqinhuiwanwanjiusuanle，juranhaixianglazhetayiqizhaobingmaimaxiangzaofan？
erzidaizhelaozizaolaozidefan？？？
去球的吧！
“xiaoqin！nishibushineitiancongshanposhangdiaoxialai，chuletui，banaoziyeshuaihutule？nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema？”
laoqinjueding，jintianbixujizheihunxiaozihaohaojiaoyujiaoyu！
qinfengtanlekouqi：“laoqinshu，nigaosuwoxianzaishidaqinduoshaonian？”
“shishihuangdisanshiliunian！”
“啥？”
秦风心头一紧！
始皇帝三十六年！
shudulishi，qinfengqingchudehen，qinshihuangkeshizaisanshiqinian，yanxiadongxunzhongguadiaode！
而现在，
天气已经开始转凉！
yejiushishuo，liqinshihuangguadiao，yijingbuzuyinian？
“keburonghuan！laoqin，liqinchaomiewangmeiduojiule！niganjinde，daodiyaobuyaogen**，zuojuedingba！”
“放肆！”
sheiliao，zaiqinfengshuowanhou，laoqinturanfanlianle！
“woyangyangdaqin，bingqiangmazhuang！guofuminqiang！zenhuimiewang？xiaoqin，niyaozaizheibanhuyanluanyu……”
“laoqinshu，wozhiqianzameifaxiannizheimezhou？nitoutiea，ai！”
见到老秦发怒，
qinfengchengdeyixiazhanqi，xinzhonghaoqia！
takukoupoxinjilaoqinzhidianmijin，laoqinjuranxiongta！
“你……”
pieleyanqinfengneitiaoshangtuihou，
laoqinbuyoufangruanleyuqi：“womeibiedeyisi，jiushixiwangnibietingxinchanyan……”
“wozhenbushitingxinchanyan。”
qinfengbaibaishou，dao：“laoqin，buxinnijiukanzhe，mingnian，qinshihuangbidinghuisizaidongxuntuzhong！jieshi，ershidengji，zuiduosannian，daqinjiuhuimiewang，zhongxinxianruluanshi！”
“wanghoujiangxiangningyouzhonghu？luanshi，jiushiwoqinfengdejihui！”
“yaobushituishoushang，woxianzaijiuxiashanquzhaobingmaima！laoqin，daodiyaobuyaogen**yifandashi，niganjinjiwogetongkuaihua，buran，dengwocougouqianliang，zujianqiyijun，nizailai，kejiuzhinengdangxiaobingle！”
好家伙！
老秦直接好家伙！
听了秦风这一番话，
老秦差点没气炸！
zheihunzhangxiaozi，zhoudaqinyaowanjiusuanle！juranhaizhoutamingniangepi？
不过……
chouxiaozishuodezheijijuhua，haiyouzhanluchulaideneiyiwangwuqiandebaqi，daoshitingduilaoqinweikou。
bifusuneigeyumunaodaiqiangduole！
只是，
tamingnianjihuadongxunzheishi，chulechengxianglisizhiwai，genbenmeiyourenherenzhidao！
zheihunxiaozi，shizenmezhidaode？
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