zhengzailianzaizhongdedoushishenghuowen《dezhizhongjianghou,haoyouquefengle》,gushizhongdedaibiaorenwuyouxueyun、linruoxue,shiwangluozuozheliluoqinglisuodazaode,wenzhangwushanjianbanbenjianshu:suihou,tataochushenfenzheng,zhandouzheshengxianwendao:「nimenshibushinongcuole?woshijiaoguming,danwomeiyoubaoming,nimenkendingshinongcuole,ming……
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yinweidaizhebanjiemianju,gumingmeirenchuwolai。
tayongbushihenliulidedangdiyuyanxunwenwo:「nihao,shixuyaopeijiuma?」
shengyinmingmingjiadehenxi,dantingqilaihaishixianggenanren。
buguo,zhangdedaoshipiaoliang。
nanguaizheimeduorenlaikanzheizhongrenyaoxiu,queshizhideyiguan。
wojilegongzuorenyuanyigeyanshen,gongzuorenyuanlimahuiyi,kaikoudao:「feishenmehua,hejiushile。」
gumingsihuhenpazheigeren。
limawanxiayao,jizijidaoleyibeijiu。
ranhoudangzhewodemianyiyinerjin。
wotaishoujiaogumingguolai,tasuiranyouxieqiguai,danhaishipeixiaozhedixialetou,wogouchunxiaolexiao,「haojiubujian,guming」
tadexiaorongfangfozaiyishunjianninggule。
tadengzhebukezhixindeshuangmoukanzhewo。
yuanyiweitahuishikong,kexiayimiaotayouzhongxinchelechezuijiao。
「zheiweixiansheng,ninrencuorenle。」
「neiwogaijiaonishenmehao?」wojiaozhuyaozoudeguming,shouzhizheetou,manbujingxindejixudao:「guxiaoman?haishimanman?」
zheishigumingzaizheiliqudexinmingzi。
挺有趣的。
kanlai,tashizhenshiyingle。
worenbuzhuxiaolechulai,「caiduanduanyigeyuedeshijian,nilianzijijiaoshenmedoubuzhidao?wangbenle,guming。」
huayinweiluo,gumingmengdihuiguotou。
tapiaoliangdeliandancikebiandezhengningkebu,fafengsidechongwopaoleguoqu,「shini,shinihuanlewodemingzi!」
guminghaimeikaojinwo,jiubeilianggedahanyibazhuazhu,suihoubeisisienzaizhuoshang,ketayijiusihouzhe:「fushen,woyaoshaleni!」
我听笑了。
suihoujizijidaoleyibeihongjiu,juqilaiqingqinghuangleyixia,wowenguming:「tingshuoguotiandaohaolunhuima?」
「nixianzaidechujing—」dunledun,woqianchangleyikouhongjiu,kenengshiguoguanleyouqianrendeshenghuo,jingjuedezheijiuyoudiannanhe。
wofangxiajiubei,wanghouyikao,kanzheziyaliezuidegumingbujinbumandekaikou:「jiushinidebaoying!」
ruguoxiting,kendingnengtingdaowoyaoyaqiechideshengyin。
ruguomeiyouzhonglaiyishi,neimeworujinjiushiyijugaodufubaideshiti,chengweilebierenfanhoutanzideweibianxingbisifumuderenyao!
「hahaha…」gumingturanxiaochusheng。
「baoying?wokanshinidebaoyingcaidui!nihuanlewodemingzi,haidewobianchengxianzaizheifuguiyangzi,nicaishineigehuidebaoyingderen!」
kenengshixiguan,youhuozhegaibuhuilaile,gumingshuohuashizongshitouzheyigunvrenwei,yizhiyutadehuajiuxiangxiaohaifangpi,haowushashangli。
wofanwenta:「wohuiyoubaoying?」
「guming,nibiewangle,shiniyaoqingwolaizheibianlvyou,yeshinigaosuwocanjiahuodongkeyihuodehuiguodejipiao,nicaishizheixieshideyumouzhe,hewoyidianguanxidoumeiyou,neimewoqingwen,wonengyoushenmebaoying?」
「wogenbenjiumeiyoubaoming,shinixiexialewodemingzi!」
「neiyouzenyang?」wodaduanguming,xiaodefangsi,「youshenmezhengjuma?」
「e,nishibushixiangshuoneizhangbaomingbiao,guming,woliangershijiniandejiaoqing,nibuhuibuzhidaowokeyimofangbierendezijiba?」
「zaishuo,nibeibieren**,youbushiwodongdeshou。」
「wodingduosuanyigexiwanghaoyouzhongjiangdanbuzhiqingderenbale,nikan—」woshangxiadaliangyifanguming,「nizheibujiuzhongjianglema,hahaha…」
gumingfangfoyishunjianxieleqi,lianzhengzhadoufangqile。
只是死死地盯着我。
haoxiangzheiyang,jiunengbawoqiandaowangua。
「其实—」
woxiaozhesikaoleyixia,「ruguobuyinweini,wohaibuzhidaozijiyenengchengweiyigebaiwanfuhao,kaizhehaoche,suishisuidilaizheibiankanrenyaoxiu。」
「guming,xiexienia。」
gumingyijiudingzhewo,zhishiyankuangyouxietonghong,peishangtarujinzheifulian,daoxiandeyouxiechuchukelian。
yaobushizhidaogumingshigerenyao,wopashihuixindong,
wobeizijidexiangfaxiaodao,yaoleyaotou。
「zhishiwoyouyidianxiangbutong,wogenniyesuanshijingliguoshengsi,youshicongxiaowandaoda,nizheiyangzuozhendezhishidanchunweileqian?」
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