《duizhaozhenqianjin》shiyouzuozhe“wuyueyou”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshiyuanxiguhanchen，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：yuanxishuaikaileyuxiaoxiaodeshou，“yu**，wobingmeiyouduiguzongyoubandianxiangfa，qingniduiwozunzhongdian。”chuyandao：“meiyoubandianxiangfanijiulizhiyizhengqingbai，jinri……
yuanxiwunai：“woqingechulinheguhanchenshichuantongyitiaokuzizhangdadehaoxiongdi，wodainiqujianwobama，yejiudengtongyuguhanchenzhidaowomenjiehundeshiqing。”
huoshiyanduiyuanxidechushenlveganchayi，“neinidasuanmanzheguhanchendaoshenmeshihou？”
“米辰上市后吧。”
yuanxidao：“woxianzoule。”
huoshiyanlanzhuleyuanxi：“dengdeng。”
huoshiyancongcheneiquchulaileyigejinhe，tadakaijinhelimianshiyikeyuemozheshierkeladeshuidixingshencailanzuan，sishenhaiwangyangyibandeshenlan，zhuzuanpangbiandianzhuizheyiquanxiaosuizuan。
huoshiyanjianglanzuanjiezhidaizaileyuanxidewumingzhishang，jiezhibudabuxiaozhenghao。
yuanxitaimoukanzhehuoshiyandao：“ni……”
huoshiyandanxiaodao：“kandaozheikezuanshideshihou，jiujuedehenshiheni。”
yuanxikanzheshoushangdeyimoshenlan，tajidezheikelanzuanshi，mingweixialuotelanzuan，haishangguoresou，yigeyueqianganggangpaimaichuqu，yi3.39yidejiagechengjiao。
yuanxizhisuoyizheimelejie，yinweizheishiguhanchendehaoyoubofanbenlaidasuanpaixialaisongjichuyanzuodinghunzuanjiesuoyongde，kexihoulaijiaodao3yideshihou，yijingchaochulebofandeyusuan。
bishimishubanlimian，jigexiaomishuhailiaoguosheideshounengdaishangzheikejiazhiyitaoachenglaoyangfangdelanzuan。
yuanxikanxianghuoshiyan，tayigeyueqianpaixiazheikelanzuan，shiweilemibuneiyiyedejiuhouyiluanqingmima？
huoshiyansongzheyuanxidaolecheshang，jiyuanxixihaoanquandai。
yuanxikanzaijinzaizhichidehuoshiyan，taganjuelianjiaweitang。
huoshiyanqingshengdao：“denghuicongchujiachulaihou，jiwodayigedianhua，worangsijiqujieni。”
“wozijihuikaichede。”
huoshiyandao：“congchujiadaoruohugongguanzougaojiayeyaosishifenzhong，haishirangsijiqujienibijiaohao。”
yuanxikanxianghuoshiyan，tashidudingyaorangzijizhudaoruohugongguanliqule……
yijinglingzhengjiehunle，haizidouyoule，yuanxizhaobudaoshenmeliyoubuquruohugongguan，tachaozhehuoshiyanyixiao：“hao，congchujiachulaijinidadianhua。”
yuanxikaicheyiluwangchujiaerqu，jiguhanchenzuolewuniandemishu，tayebingfeishidiyicilaichujia，zheiwunianlaizuoguhanchennvbanlaichujiadecishujiubushao。
qianxieshihou，chuyanyubofandedinghundianlijiuzaichujiajuban，yuanxihaizuoguoguhanchendenvbanqianlaicanjiadinghunyan。
dinghunyanshangdechuyanguangcaiduomu，xianshasuoyoujiangchengmingyuan，bishideyuanxizenmeyexiangbudaotacaishichujiadeqianjin。
cheliangkaijinchujialibian，zhuangyuandezhuwushimanmanoushifenggedejianzhu，genqianhaiyoupenquan。
yuanxidecheraoguoqudeshihou，penquandeshuizaiyangguangxiaxiangshisanshezhehongguang。
yuanxixialeche，jiujiandaomenkoudechulin。
tayixiache，chulinjiuzoudaogenqianlai：“nazhenfengbayuanmishujichuilaile？hanchenrangnilaizhaowode？”
yuanxikanxiangchulin，“bamameiyouhenishuoma？”
chulinnamen，“shenme？”
yangyingcongwuneichulai，jiandaoyuanxiyixiaodao：“xiner，nihuilaile。
chulintingdaoyangyingdechenghu，yileng，“xiner？shenmexiner？ma，tashiguhanchenshenbiandemishuyuanxi。”
yangyingdao：“waibiantaiyangshai，daolimianzaishuoba。”
yuanxigenzheyangyingjinlechujiadeketingnei，oushizhuangxiujinxianshehua。
yangyingrangzhejiazhongdezhangmaqujiangchuyanjiaoxialoulai。
chuyanxialoushi，kandaozuozaiyangyingshenbiandeyuanxijiuqingzhoumeitou，“yuanxi，nizenmelaiwojialile？”
chuyanshikanbushangyuanxide，mingzhiguhanchenyouweihunqideqingkuangxia，yuanxihaiduocijiguhanchenzuonvbanchuxiyanhuichanghe，zheiyangxiangyaoyibudengtiandenvrenzaitamenzheigequanzilitaiduole。
yangyingkaikou：“yanyan，zheiyeshixinerdejia，xineryejiushiyuanxicaishiwodenver。”
chuyantingdaoyangyingzheihua，dailengzaiyuandi，“ma，nishuoshenmeni？”
yangyingshenshoulaguochuyandeshou，rangchuyanzuozailezijideshenbian，“yanyan，niqishishiwomenjialingyangdehaizi。”
“dangshiwomenjiaxinerdiushi，womenzhaolexinerhaojiuhaojiuzhaobudaota，jiuqufuliyuanlimianlingyangleyigeyuxinernianjichabuduodaxiaodenvying，yejiushini。”
“yanyan，zheixienianlai，babamamayeshiyizhibanidangzuoqinshenghaizide，yihounihaishiwomenchujiadenver，zheidianshibuhuibiande。”
yuanxizuozaiyipangdeshafashang，tingdaoyangyingzheimeshuo，tazhibaochizhezhichangshangyijingxiguanlededandanjiaxiao。
erchuyanyijingbeizhenjingdaoshuobuchulairenhehua，tawojinzhezijideshou，tiezhezuandemeijiaqianruleshouxin，tengdelihai。
不是梦！
chulinbuganzhixindao：“ma，nideyisishi，yuanxicaishiwodeqinmeimei。”
“dui，yuanxicaishixiner，chuxinyan。”
chulinkaishixixikanzheyuanxidelian，“yuanlaiyuanxiyuanmishushiwodeqinmeimei！”
chuyanhuangruqingtianpiliyibankanxiangleyuanxi，yuanxiyitouheizhizhangfazhachengmawei，meiyouhuazhuangdeyuanxibingbushuyuyiyanjiushidameinvdeleixing，danhenshinaikan，yishendanlansexizhuangqunhenyouzhichangfeng。
chuyanyoukanxiangleyuanxishoushangdelanzuan，yiyishenghui，zaitaneikekanzheshikelayishangdelanzuan，zijishoushangdezheikewukeladedinghunzuanjiejiuxiandexiaoqihenduo。
chuyanxiangqilaijintianzaidixiachekulijinggaoyuanxidehua，tashuochouxiaoyabiantianeshiyinweichouxiaoyabenjiushitiane……
chuyanzheihuierjuedetacaishizuidadexiaohua，taguoleershiliuniandeshoufuqianjinrensheng，jingranjintiangaosutashijiade！
tazhishilingyanglaidehaizieryi？
yangyingpaizheyuanxideshoudao：“xiaolin，xinerjiranhuilaile，yihoubuyaojiaotayuanxile。”
yuanxishoumozhebeichuyandingzhedelanzuanshi，danxiaodao：“ma，haishijiaowoyuanxiba，woyijingxiguanyongyuanxizheigemingzile。”
yangyingweicumeidao：“nidouhuilaile，zenmehaikeyiyongmaijiadexingshi，wohenibadiaochaguole，nineiyangfumujialiduinikeyidiandoubuhao，nihaishigaihuiyuanlaidemingzi，chuxinyanba。”
yuanxidao：“woxianzaisuoyoudezhengjiandoujiaoyuanxi，yaogaitaimafanle。”
yangyingkebushishenmejinkaolaogongdeshoufutaitai，shenweichushijituanfuzongdeyangyingsulaiyeshishuoyibuerde，“xiner，nijiaoyuanxishiyinweibeiniyangfumujimaihuiqu，ruguobushitamenmaileni，huoxubabamamazaojiuzhaodaonile，niquedingyaojiaomaijiafumujinidemingzi，rangwomenhanxinma？”
yuanxidao：“ma，ruguowoshuowoyaorangchuyanlikaichujiadehua，ninyuanyima？”
chuyanwojinlezijibaisequnbai。
yangyingdao：“chuyandangchushiwomenlingyanglaide，congtayisuidaoxianzaiyeyouershiwunianle，yeshiyouhenshendeganqingzaide。”
“woyangfumuyeyanglewoshibanian，tamenjilewosuoyoudeai，shenzhiweilejiwotigonggenghaodeshenghuotiaojian，erzaigongzuozhongmeilexingming。”yuanxidishengdao，“suoyibaoqian……womeifagaidiaoyuanxizheigemingzi。”
chulinzaiyipangdazheyuanchang，“ma，yuanxiyetinghaode，dajiadoujiaoxiguanle，rangxinergaimingcaimafan。”
yangyingzhouzhemeitou，yinweiyuanxiganghuilai，yemeiyoubizhetabamingzigaidiao。
chuyandingjinzheyuanxishoushangdelanzuanjiezhi，“yuanxi，jiazuanshidaizheduirendeshentibingbuhao，ransedeshitourongyizaochengpifukuilan，haiyouwomenjialidaijiazuanjie，ting……buhaode。”
yangyingkanzheyuanxishoushangzuanjie，“kanzhetingzhende。”
chulinyekanleyiyan，“zheibushixialuotelanzuanma？yebuzhidaosheipaiqule，neichangwoyezai，3.38yidianhuaneitoushibudaiyisiyouyude。”
chuyanminminchun：“ge，3.38yidelanzuangangpaimeiduojiu，zenmekenengzheimekuaijiuzuolejiezhi。”
chuyanhaoxinkanxiangyuanxi：“niyaoshixihuanzuanshidehua，jiudaowodeyimaojianlisuibiantiao，jiangchengfuhaoquanzihenxiao，nidaijiadezuanshitingbuhaode……”
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