zhimingzuojiawanlaimaomaobianxiede《erhunjiatabazonggange,zhafuquanjiahuican》,shiyibuhaomenzongcaiwen,shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowenmuzhihualujiazehemanzhijiandeganqinggushi,xiangxineirongjieshao:duiyuganglihunjiujinruxiayiduanganqing,muzhihuabingmeiyouneimekuaisu,helujiazehaodaiyiqishenghuolesannian,neishitasanniandeqingchunherechen。……
“zheyue”chaguantingchechang。
yiliangzhenghongsexiaoaodizhujiashidechemenkaizhe。
muzhihuazuozaichelikanzheshouji,tazaidenghemandehuifu。
ganggangdachehuilaiquche,zaixiangfuqinbaozhengyigeyuezhineijiuzhaodaojiehunduixiangzhihou,tazaizuchucheshangxiangleyilu。
suirantayueleheman,rangtajizijijieshaoduixiang,qishi,neibuguoshilihunyihouyangzhuangxiaosabale,taduoshaoyouzhaorenxianliaodechuzhongzailimian,youxiangdoudouheman。
duiyuganglihunjiujinruxiayiduanganqing,muzhihuabingmeiyouneimekuaisu,helujiazehaodaiyiqishenghuolesannian,neishitasanniandeqingchunherechen。
hekuangtamencongxiaojiurenshi,tahetaganqingzaicha,tazaiyouli,lihunzheigeguochengyeshiyoudianbianjiaoshanghaide,hekuangjiandaolujiarenzuilianhou,tasanguanzhendexisui,taxuyaoyigehuanchong。
yikaishitapalaobazhidaotalihundeshihuinuchita,tajuedebeishuoyidunyewufang,zhiyaotuolilujiazejiuhao,zhiyuyihou!yihoudoukeyibuyaoganqing!
ranerqiaqiaxiangfan,fuqinmeizebeita,fanershidanxin,tayoujuedezenmeyedezhaogerenzaijieyicihun,erqieyaokuaiyaohao。
xiachedeshihou,taturannaozilingguangyishan:jiranhemanyubeilejiehunduixiang,erqiehaishibangguozijiliangcidenanren!——ruguoduifangyuanyi,neiburuxianpingehun!
jiduifuqinyouleanwei,zijihaikeyizaixinghunlixiufuyixiazijidezhuangtai。
……
“ninhao,mu**,tingshuoniyaohewopinhun?”
cishi,chuanzheyishenheisetangzhuangdenanrenzhengyizhigebodazhechemenwenta。
——
fuzheyuehehemanlaidaochaguantingchechang。
hemanyanjiandekandaomuzhihuadeneiliangchemenzhengkaizhe,tazhihuajiejiuzuozailimian。
“biaoge,kan,jiejiejiuzaichelini!——nandaotaaiwanxunle?wodeganjingaosutaniyuanyipinhun!”
hemanmangjiazhechayenachushoujidakaipingmusouluoduihuakuang。
tinghemanzheimeyishuo,fuzheyuexiangzuobiankanqu,guoranzijichedepangbiantingzheyiliangzhenghongsexiaoaodi,jiashiweichemenkaizhe,neigechuanzhezhenghongselifudenvrenzhengditoukanzheshouji。
tazuijiaoyixiao,guanshanggangdakaidechemen,suoshangche,raoguochetoujiuxiangxiaoaodizouqu。
“biaoge……niganma?”
genzaitahoumianzhengyaohuifuweixindeheman,bumianshouhuibankongzhongzhuairendeshou,youxiemihuo,“yigemeizhuaizhujiuchaorenjiaqule?wokanzhihuajiedeweixindoubuyonghuifule,dangshirenzijiqutongzhile!”
行吧,吃瓜吧。
hemanshouqishouji,yizhefuzheyueheisebaoshijiechetouqingxiezheshenzichiqigualai。
……
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“ninhao,mu**,tingshuoniyaohewopinhun?”
muzhihuabeituruqilaidecixingshengyinxiyin,taitoujiukandaoyizhanglengjiaofenmingdeshuailianzhengkanzheziji,xinlizhenjingleyixia。
tameixiangdao,nanrenjingturanchuxianzaizijimianqian,bingqiezhijiediaokanpinhundeshi,tabumianyouxieganga,jiaoxiahenbudebachediankougekulong。
buguo,tamashangcaidaoyinggaishihemanyijingbapinhundexinxigaosulefuzheyue,dunjuehemandexiaolvyetaigaole,gangfaweixinmeiduojiua,renjiudaomianqianle。
buguo,tajikejuede——jiranrenjialaiwenle,zhenghaodangmiangoutong,xingjiuxing,buxingjiusuanle,yeshengqulegangadexiangqinhuanjie。
tashaoweihuanleyixia,dandingdehuidazhenanren:“shia,fuxiansheng!wojuedeninshiwoheshidepinhunduixiang,suoyi,ninyuanyima?”
tadafangdewangxiangshuailian,weixiaozhedengdaiduifangdehuida。
“mu**,nixianshuoshuowonaliheshi?”fuzheyuezuijiaochexiao,yedandingdewen。
tingdaoduifangzheiyangwenziji,muzhihuabumianchuixiajiemao,henhendebilexiayanjing。
来了!
nanrenzheiyangwenshifouyiweizheyaoduizijijinxingdamianjihukoudiaochale?
buguorenjiazenmepanwenyeshiyinggaide,meiyouliyoubuhuida。
“ng……”muzhihuataiqitou,wangzhecheqianfangtuosaisisuozhe,dainaozizhenglichabuduole,caiyoukanxiangchengzhechemendenanren,“diyi,nishihemanbiaoge,woshihemanpengyou,tabuhuikengwo;
dier,nishihemanbiaoge,woshihemanpengyou,tabuhuibayihunrenshijieshaojiwo;
disan,nishihemanbiaoge,woshihemanpengyou,tabuhuibabukaopuderenjieshaojiwo!”
“噗嗤!”
fuzheyuewangzheyibenzhengjingshuoliyoudenvren,renbuzhupuchiyishengxiaolechulai:“kanlai,niduiwodexiaobiaodihenxinrena!neiwoshibushigaijitajiagejitui?”
“tanengchi,dejialiangge!”muzhihuayewuzuixiaoleqilai,tajuededuifangshuohuatingyoumo,ganggangdegangazhenjingxiaoshilebushao,shuohuadeyuqiyeziransongchixialai。
“neilingyigenijitajia!”fuzheyuechezuixiaozhe。
“haoa!”muzhihuashunzhenanrendehuaxiaodazhe。
taturanyishidaonanrendeyiwei,xinlishengchuyigumomingdejidong,tarumuchunfengdemianrongshaodunlexia。
tataiqitoukanxiangfuzheyue,wendao:“zheimeshuo,shiwodeliyoushuofunilema?fuxiansheng?”
“shide!nideliyouqueshishuofulewo——buguo,wohenhaoqi:nandaonijiumeiyouyitiaoguanyuwozijideliyouma?”nanrenzhalezhayan,kaiwanxiaodewen。
“嗯!有啊!”
mianduinanrenzheiyangzhijietiwen,muzhihuaxintouyizhan,lianjialvehong,zhiditouxiaoshengshuozhe,“youhenduo!birunibangguowo!”
zhiyutazhangdetaixiantaishuaihaishibaoliuba。
buranhuirangrenjuedetataizhuzhongyanzhibugouyansu!
“haha!youjiuxing!——neizouba,ganghaowojializhengcuihun,worendoulaile,qupinhun!”
fuzheyuechekaishenzi,shunshouguanshanglechemen,congchetouqianmianraodaolechedelingyice,kaimenzuoshanglefujiashi。
zhidaokanzhenanrenzijisihuadexihaoanquandai,muzhihuahaiyilianjingcha,bantianmeihuanguolai。
zheinanrenyetaizhijiegancuileba?
benzheweiduifangfuzedetaidu,tayijingzuohaolehuidananrenshiwangeweishenmedezhunbei,meixiangdaotazhiwenleyigewentijiutongyile。
“duile,fuxiansheng,woshierhun!ninmeiyoubiedewentiwenwolema?biruwojiatingbeijing、biyeyuanxiao……heqianfulihunyuanyinzhileide?”muzhihuazhengzhengdewen。
“buyong,zhiyaonixiangxinhemankouzhongdewojiugoule!”nanrenwaitoukanletayiyan,zuijiaochezhexiao,“mu**,chufa,lingzhengba!”
tadeyiqian,tabuyongwen,tadeneisannianhunyin,tabuzhudongti,tayebuhuiwen,tadeyihou,tafuze!
“haolei,fuxiansheng!neiwomenzheijiuchufa!”
kandaonanrenrucihuida,muzhihuazheicaishouhaoshouji,bianbaanquandaidekouzikouhao,bianduishenbiandenanrenshuo,“buguoqingninzuowen!yaopinhunle,woxianzaishouyoudiandouer!”
muzhihuaningleyixiacheyaochi,fadongqichezi。
fuzheyuecetoukanleyiyan,guorankandaofangxiangpanshangneiliangzhixianshouyouxieweizhan。
tazuijiaoweixiao:“jiupingehuneryi!fangsong!”
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