zhujiaojiaomuanranhanyichendexiaoshuojiao《erhunzongcaichongwudu》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshianransuobianxiedehaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“woshierhun，nijieyima？”muanranwen。“meiguanxi，erqudiaoyijiukeyile。”tahui。duonianhou。tajiangtabidaoqiangjiao，“tajiushinisuoshuodetongjulesiniandenanren？”talenghengyishengdao：“meicuo，tasuixiao，danshi……biniqiang！”mourenyanjingyimi，luchuleweixiandeguangmang：“kanlaishiwohaibunengmanzuni……”moubaocongzhongjiancuanchulaichuailetayijiao，“buxuqifuwomama，buranworangnichibule，douzhezou……”...
muanrantiaomei，bulihuiliximeidebuman，“woshuoguolihunkeyi，yaomejiwowushiwan，yaomebafangzijiwo！”
“nishuoshenme？wushiwankengrenni！”liximeidengdaleyanjing。
yipangdemuximeishishibuchongdao：“jiejie，zheijinianmaherongshengduinisuanbucuoba，buzhiyuzaizheigeshihoushizidakaikouba。”
“wozaigenwopopotanshiqing，niyigewairenchashenmezui！”
muanranhaobuliuqingdesunhuilemuximei。
“ni……”muximeiqijie。
“ximeihuailewomenrongshengdegurou，yihouhuishiwomenshijiaderen。”
“ma，ninyeshuoshiyihou，zheiyihoudeshisheishuodezhunni？”muanranyiweishenzhangshuodao。
liximeibudongmuanrancongshenmeshihoukaishibiandezheimelingyalichi，gaodetadoukuaizhaojiabuzhu。
tamouziyichen，lengshengdao：“zheijiniannibuzuoshi，zaishijiabaichibaihebaizhu，zheidoubuyonghuaqian？haishibushisuanjiyiyi，suanxialai，haishiwomenkuileni！”
jishizhidaomaizheifangzideshihou，muanranshichuledianqian，danzaitayanlishilisuoyingdangde，xianzaiyaonachulaihaijita，xiangdoubiexiang。
muanranlengxiao：“nizenmebuyesuansuan，jinierzimaide**huadehaishiwomuanrandeqianni！”
“buguanzenyang，yaoqianmeiyou，yaofangziyebuhuijini。”
liximeitaiduqiangyingdizhanleqilai。
muanranyouyouzhanleqilai，bujinbumanshuodao：
“neijiranzheiyang，hunjiubuyonglile。nirangnierzigaiganmajiuganma，bielaozaiwainianhuarecaode，yaoshirangwozhuadaoshenmebabing，wogaotagaodaolaodizuochuanweizhi。”
huashuodaozuihou，tamouzhonghuaguoyimolise，kanlerangrenbuhanerli。
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erqiehaishiyouyijudingyiju，liximeiyuexiangyueqi，dabuzouxiangmuanran，yangqishoujiuchaotadalexiaqu。
“nizheigebushihaodaidedongxi”
zailiximeidaxiaquneishunjian，muanranyanjishoukuaidezhuazhuletadeshou。
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“放手！”
shouzhengtuoneishunjian，liximeiliangzhishoulimachaomuanranshenshangdalequ。
“wodasini，nizheigejiannvren，baiyanlang……”
danmuanranyebushichisu，bingbuhuixiangyiqianneiyangrenyoutada。
jifansichexia，muanranyonglituileyixia，meixiangdaoliximeijiulengbufangdediedaozaidile。
liximeidangjijiutanzuozaidiwawadakuleqilai，“rongsheng，nikuaichulaijiujiumaya，kuaiyaodasirenle。”
muanranmouziyichen，lianzhangdetonghong，xianranyeshiqidebuxing！
到底是谁在打谁？
buguotameixiangdaoshirongshengjuranyezaijia，erqienaozheimedadongjinghaibuchulai，zhenshichendezhuqi！
ermuximeizhenggeguochengdoushiyifuzaikanhaoxidemoyang，zhidaokandaoshirongshengcongshufanglichulai。
muximeilimazhuangmozuoyangdeshangqianfuguoliximei，fennukanxiangmuanran。
“mamashuoniliangjueryi，nizenmehaibatatuidaoleni！zaizenyang，tayeshinipopoya！”
“ma，nizenmele？”shirongshengjianzhuangyeganjinlaifuqiliximei。
liximeiyibiankuyibianzhizhemuanranqifenmadao：“rongsheng，niganjinrangzheigenvrengun，zheigejiayoutameiwo！”
“gun？neiyeyaokankannierziyoumeiyouzheigebenshi。”
muanranlenglengdeshengyinchuanxiangliximeierzhong，takudesihujiugengdashengle。
shirongshengkankanzijiakudeqijingdema，youkankanyilianweiqudemuximei，zhongshirenbuzhuzouxiangmuanran。
“niyouqijiuchongzhewolaisa，pingshenmeyaozhaotamenlaichu？”
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tazaojiujianshiguoshirongshengbufenqinghongzaobaidenengli，meixiangdaohainengshifeibufendaorucichengdu。
“buguanzenyang，niyebunengtuiwoma！”
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muanranqidehoulechulai。
huagangluo，shirongshengfennudeyibazhangjiuchaotashuaileguolai。
zhiting“pa”yisheng，qingcuideshengyinzaiketinglichuankailelai，hedehaizaikudeliximeilimajinlesheng。
chubujifangde，muanranbeidadeerduowengwengzhixiang，liansuiji**laditengleqilai，kexiangerzhi，shirongshengdezheiyibazhangdadeyouduomezhong！
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tayiziyijushuodao：“shirongsheng，jianglaidemouyitiannihuiweizheiyibazhangfuchucantongdedaijia！”
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muanranlengxiao，“shirongsheng，nisuanlaoji？haizhenbazijidanggencongle！”
“你……”
“nizuihaorangzheigenvrenjiwogun！”
muanranbianshuobianzhixiangyilianweiqudemuximei。
“yaogunyeshinigun，tahuailewomenrongshengdehaizi。”
liximeilimazhanchulaishuodao。
muximeiyeweiqushuodao：“jiejie，niyouzheimerongbuxiawoma？”
“tashinimeimei！”shirongshengyeculemei。
“妹妹？呵……”
muanranrenbuzhulengxiaoleqilai，youzheiyangdemeimeiyehaizhenshishangbeizizaolenve。
sannianqiantajiangtaguanzui，ranhouliutayigerenzaijiuba，haitashileshen。
hailianheba**talikaishaofeng，rangtajiajishirongsheng，qiangletagongzuobushuo，xianzaiyoulaipohuaitadejiating，rangtazenmerongdexiata？
haimeimei？tameizheiyangdemeimei。
lengxiaowan，muanranyanjingyimi，muguangkanxianglebuyuanchudexinglixiang，taerhuabushuojiulinqixinglixiangdiudaolemenwaiqu。
zhuanshenkandaoliximeiqidebuxing，jiantayouyaochaodeyangzi，muanrangancuijiangdamendakai。
lenglengshuodao：“juedebugoudiuren？xiangrangjiefanglinjudouzhidaonierzizhaoxiaosan，bupabierenxiaohuadehua，jiujinguannao，wofengpeidaodi！”
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