《erjiajingquandalao，qianfujifengle》muluzuixinzhangjieyouluxiaocetigong，zhujiaoweiyuyanxiangjingheng，erjiajingquandalao，qianfujifengleqingjiediedangqifu、kourenxinxian，shiyibenqingjieyuwenbijujiadehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：jinfanguanshangzhezheipiaoliangderusenlingongyuanbandedifang，jiudengzhemenweifangxingle，meixiangdaodianhuadawan，menweibanzhelianzuolege“qinghui”deshoushi……
“回来了？”
yuyanzhanglezhangzui，xiangshuohua，kebanshangmeinengfachushengyin。
nanrenshenxinggaoda，yanwohenshen，yishuangdianqimomourutongheiyaoshi，wuguangengshijianmoyibanliti，wuluntoufahaishimeimaodouxiujiandehenganjing，yanweishangqiao，gouchuhaokandehudu。
这是她言叔叔。
“zenmezaochengzheiyang？”shaomuyansangyinyirujiwangdecixing，touzheshuobuchudewenhe。
tazouxiataijie，congtashoulijieguoxinglixiang，liluodishouhuilagan，zhijielinjinjiamen。
“huanyinghuijia，yuxiaoyan。”
zhidaotajinjiamen，kanzheshuxidehuanjing，wenzheshuxideweidao，yuyanyikexincaisuanshichenailuoding。
shaomuyancongxiejulinachuyishuangnvshituoxie，fangzaitadejiaobian，jingdeyuyanhoutuiliangbu，zhongyuhuihanrenle：“yanshushu，wozijilai。”
yougangadijieshidao：“woshangfeijiqiangangcongshanshangxialai，meilaidejishoushi，shenshangzangdehen，xianbuhuanleba。”
“好。”
shaomuyankanchutadejiongpo，buduoshuo，“chufanghaishaozhecai，nizijidaoshui。”
“hao。”yuyanyingyisheng。
shaomuyanjinlechufangmanghuo，yuyanzhanzaiyuandibanshangcaihuchuyikouqi。
shishurenbujia，zhishiyeyenainaibingmeiyougaosutayanshushuzaijializhu，tayidianxinlizhunbeidoumeiyou。
duojiumeijiandaoyanshushule……deyouqinianleba。
shangyicijianta，maosihaishitashenqingndashuobolianduchenggongdeshihou，zhenghaoyanshushuyouyigekeyanxiangmuchenggonglixiang，duiyeyenainailaishuoshishuangxilinmen，erlaogaoxing，nandegaodiaoyihui，jiaolehenduorenlaijialiqingzhu。
dangshishaomuyanzhudonggentajulejubei，xiaozheshuolesheng：“gongxi。”
……neiyitian，yeshitaqianershibasuiderenshenglizuikaixinyezuinanwangdeyitian。
zhikeximingyungentakailegewanxiao，jiangtajizhuanzhixianiuxianglehunyindedaolu。
shouji**xiangqi，yuyanhuilexiashen，shishididalaideqiujiudianhua，gentayaoyizushuju。
yuyandakaixinglixiang，jiangdiannaobaoquchu，panongzangshafagancuixidierzuo，jiuzheiyangyibianheshiditongzhedianhuayibianjitachuansongshuju，wendaoxiangweitaiqitoulai，shaomuyanduanzhecaicongchufangzouchulai。
yuyanmangyaoqishenbangmang，shaomuyanshuo：“meishi，nimangnide。”
“shidiyaoyizushuju，mashangjiuhao。”yuyanyouzuohuiqu，xianxideshizhifeisuzaijianpanshangtiaodong。
taxinglixiangjiuzheiyangtankaifangzaidishang，limiandongxibuduo，zhishibijiaozaluan。
yuyanzheimeduonianzoudaonalindaona，dongxijiuzheimedian，yilanwuyu。
yushineihongcancandelihunzheng，jiuzheimehaowuzhengzhaodijinruleshaomuyandeshixianzhizhong。
lihunzhengzaiyiduizaluandewupinzhongfenwaixianyan，xiangjiazhuangkanbudaodoubuxing。
yuyandaomeixiangzheyanshenme。
bijinglihunzhishitadeguoqu，bingfeitadeguocuo。
shaomuyanshigehenyoufencunhexiuyangderen，zhishaokanyiyanbianpingjingdibamuguangnuokai，wenta：“zenmezuodishang，liang。”
“我身上脏。”
shujuchuanwan，yuyanjiangxinglixiangkoushang，bijibendiannaoyeheshangzhuangjindiannaobaoli，tingjianerbianshaomuyandirundesangyinchanzhesixiao：“zheishinijia，nipashenme。”
yuyanbeitashuodeyileng，xindaoyeshi。
yiqiantazaiyeyenainaijiadeshafashangdagundoumeirenshuota。
“haiyouyigetang，dayueshiwufenzhonghouhao。”shaomuyanxunwendemuguangkanxiangta：“niyaoxianxigezaoma？”
yuyantailetaitou，feichangxuyao。
“fangbianma？”yuyanwen。
zheisuiranshitayeyenainaidefangzi，kebijingxianzaishishaomuyanzaizheizhuzhe。
“dangranfangbian。loushangdedongwoheweishengjianwozhaorenzhuanmendasaoguole，niyongjiuhao。”
shaomuyanqianwanlexiazuijiao，“haishineijuhua，zheishinizijidejia，bieneimejujin，suiyixie。”
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