耳聋小作家被霸总迷弟哄走了加勒比船长大人-著

小说简介

《erlongxiaozuojiabeibazongmidihongzoule》cishuzuoweijialebichuanzhangdarendeyibenduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：taminleminmeishenmexuesedechun，zuijiaojiqixiweidixiangshangqiandongleyixia，jihukanbuchulai，quezhenshicunzai。……

精彩章节

1zongcaidewushenggaobaiwoshiquanneichumingdexiaoshuozuozhe，duzhedouyiweiwoshigaolengdalao。

zhiyoubangyijinzhu“xiaotaiyang”zhidaowoqishihuihaixiudaoyaobeijiao。

tameitianyongyanwenzishuaping：“taitaijintiangengxinlema？(づ￣³￣)づ”zhidaoqianshouhuishang，

lengjundechubanjituanzongcaijingzhizouxiangwo。zhongmukuikuixia，tayongshouyubihua：“taitai，keyiyaogetoqianma？

”wohuangluanzhaixiazhutingqi，balianmaijintaangguidexizhuangli。tashuliandirouwohoujing：“guai，huijiazaihongni。

”houlaiqifuguowoderenzhaoshangmen，taweixiaoniansuiduifangdemingpian：“woderen，lunbudaonimenzhihui。

”---2jianpanxiadewennuankongqiliyouzhongninggude、chendiandiandeanjing。shenmozuozaidiannaoqian，

pingmudeguangyingliangtaguofencangbaidelian，xiangyizhangbeiyiwangzaijiaoluodejiuzhi。taweiweicezhetou，

zuobianneizhixiaoqiaodezhutingqi，shilianjietayuzheigexuanxiaoshijieweiyide、queshizhongdaizhezayindeqiaoliang。cike，

tajinzhidigongzuozhe，jiangjianpanqiaojidedadashengfangda，quelvdiaolechuangwaichengshisuoyoudecheshuimalongherenshengdingfei。

pingmushang，shiwendangbianjijiemian。guangbiaozaiyixingwenzimoweiguzhidishanshuozhe，xiangyizhibuzhipijuandeyanjing。

shenmodezhijianxuanzaijianpanshangfang，henjiu，caiqingqingluoxia。yixingxindewenzijiannandipalechulai。

taxiedebushixianshi，ershigoujianzaiwenzibaoleilidexuhuanshijie，

neiliyoutakewangquewufachujidewenduhexuanxiao。zhiyouzaineili，tacaishianquande，shiqiangdade，

shineigebeiduzhejingweidichengwei“mochen”degaolengdalao。youxiajiao，**tubiaoturanfengkuangditiaodongqilai，

yigedingzhecanlanxiangrikuitouxiangdeduihuakuangdanlechulai，idshi“xiaotaiyang”。xiaotaiyang：[taitai！taitai！！

jintiandefenni？(★ω★)aoaodaibu.jpg]xiaotaiyang：[dengliangdengdekuaiyaoeyunguoqure！

taitainikanwozhenchengdedayanjing！(◕‿◕✿)]xiaotaiyang：[taitaishibushikawenle？rourounaodai！

加油鸭！

づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ]yilianchuandaizhekuazhangyanwenziheruanmengbiaoqingbaodejuzishunjianshuamanlexiaoxiaodeliaotiankuang，

xianghuranyongruleyiqunjijizhazha、secaibanlandexiaoniao，shunjianchongsanleshenmoshijielineicenghouzhongdegeyinboli。

shenmokanzheneibuduanbengchudezifu，zhijiandeweiliangsihubeipingmudeguangqusanleyidiandian。

taminleminmeishenmexuesedechun，zuijiaojiqixiweidixiangshangqiandongleyixia，jihukanbuchulai，quezhenshicunzai。

tamanmanqiaozi，meiyigejiandouandehenrenzhen。mochen：[zaixie。]lianggezi，ganbabade，

shitayiguandefengge。xiaotaiyanglikefalaiyigeyuandizhuanquansahuadedongtaibiaoqing：[aaataitaihuiwole！

jintianyeshibeitaitaifanpaizidexingfuxiaotaiyang！(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:･ﾟ✧taitaimanmanxie，buzheji！

wodunzhe！]shenmodemuguangzaineigexuanzhuandexiaotaiyangbiaoqingshangtingliulejimiao，ranhouyihuiwendang。

zhijiandezhisegansihujianqingleyixie。da、da、da……qiaojishengzhongxinzaianjingdefangjianliguilvdixiangqi。

chuangwaideshijieyijiumohuyaoyuan，danpingmuzheiyifangxiaoxiaodetiandili，yinweineigebuduantiaodongdexiaotaiyangtouxiang，

kongqisihubeiranshangleyicengjidandenuanse。

---3caomeimusidetianhouzhongdesirongchuangliangejuelechengshibangwandexuanxiao，

zhizaidibanshangtouxiayidaoandandeguangfeng。kongqiliyouweichenzaiguangxianlihuanhuanfudong，

daizheyizhongjinhuningzhideanjing。shenmoquanzaikuandadeshafajiaoluo，bobodebijibendiannaogezaituishang，

pingmudeguangyingzhetazhuanzhudecelian，xiangyizunyisuideyudiao。zhiyoujianpanxiweidedadasheng，

hezuobianzhutingqilichuanlaide、beifangdaledetazijipingwendehuxisheng，zhengmingzheshijiandeliudong。

youxiajiaode**tubiaoyoukaishibuzhipijuandishanshuo。shenmodemuguangcongwendangshangnuokai，diankai。

xiaotaiyang：[taitai！taitai！jintiandegengxinwokandaole！aaaneigefanzhuanjuele！

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧fengkuangdacall！！

]xiaotaiyang：[nanzhuweinvzhudangjianneiliwokudehaodasheng！taitainizenmezheimehuichuorenxinwozi！

qaqxuyaotaitaideqinqinbaobaocainengqilai！(づ￣³￣)づ]xiaotaiyang：[duiletaitai！

wodinglenizuixihuande“chunrixianding”neijiadiandecaomeimusi！peisongshijianxiedeshixiawuwudiane！

jidekaimen~bieyouchenjinzaimaziliwangjila！

(◕‿◕✿)]shenmodemuguangluozai“caomeimusi”sigezishang，zhijianwuyishidiquansuoleyixia。

neijiadianhengui，weizhiyepian，tazijihenshaoshedequmai。yigumoshengdenuanliu，daizhexiweidesuansegan，

qiaoqiaomanguoxinkou。taminleminchun，qiaozi。mochen：[xiexie。]yijiushijiandandaojinhulinsedelianggezi。

dantayouyuleyixia，shouzhixuanzaijianpanshangfangpianke，zhongyuyoujialeyigefuhao。mochen：[xiexie。

：）]zheijihuhaojinletacikesuoyoudeshejiaonengliang。taxunsuguandiaoleliaotiankuang，

haoxiangneilimianzangzheshenmezhuorendedongxi，lianjiaquebushoukongzhidiweiweifaqirelai。menlingjiuzaizheishixiangle。

“dingdong——dingdong——”qingcuidedianziyinchuantouzhutingqi，daizheyizhongburonghushidejianrui。

shenmoshentijibukechadibengjinleyishun。tafangxiadiannao，chijiaocaizaiweiliangdedibanshang，wushengdizoudaomenbian。

touguomaoyan，waimianshichuanzhezhifudepeisongyuan。tashenxiyikouqi，caimanmandakaimen。

tiemenfachuqingweide“zhiya”sheng。“shenxiansheng？”peisongyuandeshengyintouguozhutingqichuanlai，

youdianmohudeshizhengan，“nindedangao，qingqianshou。”shenmojieguoneigejingzhide、yinzhepiaoliangdianbiaodezhihe，

henqing。tafeikuaididiandiantou，shenzhibugantaiyanqukanduifang，zhizaiqianshoudanshangliaocaodihuaxiazijidemingzi，

zhijianyouxiejiangying。menxunsudibeiguanshang，gejuelewaimiandeyiqie。beikaozhebingliangdemenban，

shenmocaihuanhuanhuchuyikouqi。xinzangzaixiongqianglibuguilvditiaodongzhe，

shouxinyinweigangcaiduanzandejiechuerweiweifachao。taditoukanzhehuailibaozhuangjingmeidedangaohe，

neigunuanliuyouhuilaile，gengqingxileyixie，xiaoxinyiyidibaoguozhegangcaineidianyingjidehuangluan。

tabadangaofangzaixiaochajishang，chaikaisidai。fensedecaomeimusisanfazhetianmidexiangqi，

dingduandianzhuizhexianhongdecaomei，xiangyikexiaoxiaode、wennuandetaiyang。tanaqixiaoshao，waxiaxiaoxiaodeyijiao，

fangjinzuili。xinidenaiyouhesuantiandeguoxiangshunjianzaishejianhuakai。hentian。shenmomanmanjujiaozhe，

ganshouzheneifenmianmidetianyiyisisijinrunxiaqu，fangfoliandaizhefangjianlineifenzhangjiuyilaidekongkuanghebingleng，

yebeizanshidiqusanleyidiandian。diannaopingmuhailiangzhe，wendanglishiweiwanchengdejuzi。

chuangwaideguangxianyouandanleyixie，danfangjianli，yinweiyifendangaodetianxiang，sihuyoulexiebuyiyangdeguangliang。

---4zongcaidewenroumianjuhuadengchushang，judadeluodichuangwaishiliutangdenihongzhihe。

dingcengzongcaibangongshinei，kongqiquelengliederutongjingmiyiqineibu。guyunzuozaikuandadeheisebangongzhuohou，

mianqiantankaizheyifenxuyaojikepifudebinggouanwenjian，zhizhangbianyuanfengli。raner，

taxiuzhangdeshouzhibingweiwozheangguidegangbi，ershizaishoujipingmushangkuaisuhuadong。

lengjundecelianxiantiaozaidingdengguangxianxiaxiandeyouxiebujinrenqing，shensuideyandiqueyingzheshoujipingmubuduantiaoyuedeguang。

pingmushang，heranshi**deliaotianjiemian。xiangrikuitouxiangpangbian，“xiaotaiyang”sangezigewaixingmu。

tazhengfeikuaidishuru，zhijianlinghuodeyuchulineixiedongzheshangyidehetongwenjianshipanruoliangren。xiaotaiyang：[taitai！

taitai！xinzhangjielineigepeijiaohaoqirenaaa！(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻buguotaitaixiedechaobang！

zuodengdalian！]xiaotaiyang：[taitaijintianmazixinkule！rouroushouwan！

(´･ω･`)ﾉyaohaohaoxiuxie！]xiaotaiyang：[duileduile！

wokandaoyigechaokeaidexiaoyangtuobaozhen！maorongrongde！ganjuegentaitaideqizhichaopei！lianjiefanila！

taitaikankanxibuxihuan！(*^▽^*)]fasongwanzuihouyitiaodaizheyanwenzihebiaoqingbaodexiaoxi，

guyuncaiyiyouweijindifangxiashouji。taxianghoukaojinkuandadezhenpizuoyili，nieleniegaotingdebiliang，

lianshangneicengchuligongwushiguanyoude、jinhujinshuzhigandelengyingqiaorantunqu，

querdaizhideshiyizhongnanyiyanyuderouhe，shenzhidaizhedianhaiziqidemanzu。tataiyan，

muguanglveguoluodichuangwaicuicanquebinglengdechengshiyejing，zuizhongluozaibangongzhuoyijiao。neili，

jingjingditangzheyibenfengmianshejiyazhideshu，zuozheshumingshixingmudelianggezi：mochen。

tadezhijianqingqingfuguoneilianggezi，rutongfuguoyijianxishizhenbao。“ding”yishengqingxiang，

neixiandianhuadehongdengliangqi。guyunlianshangderouheshunjianlianqu，kuaidexiangcongweichuxianguo。taanxiajietingjian，

shengyinhuifuleyiguandechenwenlenglie，rutongbingmianxiadeliushui。“guzong，”tezhulinyuandeshengyinchuanlai，

“he‘mochen’laoshixianxiaqianshouhuidezuizhongxijieyijingquerenwuwu，liuchengwenjianfaninyouxiangle。lingwai，

guanyuninzhiqianjiaodaide，xuexishouyudeneiweilaoshi……”“zhidaole。”guyundaduanta，

muguangzhongxinluohuineibenshushang，yuqipingdanwubo，“shouyukejixu，jindujiakuai。wenjianwoshaohoukan。

”“haode，guzong。”dianhuaguaduan，bangongshilizhongxinxianruyipianjizhideanjing。guyunnaqineibenshu，

翻开扉页，

limianjiazheyizhangxiaoxiaode、dayinchulaidezhaopian——shishenmomoucixianshanghuodongshimohudeceyingjietu，anjing，

cangbai，daizheyizhongyushijiegegeburudeshuligan。takanlehenjiu，

muzhizhifuwuyishidizaineimohudeceyingshangqingqingmosuoleyixia，lengyingdechunjiao，

gouqiyigeweibukechade、daizhejueduizhanyouyudehudu。

---5qianshouhuidezhenhanjudadehuizhanzhongxinqiongdingxia，renshengdingfei。

kongqilihunhezheyoumo、xinshuzhizhangdeqingxiang，yijishangqianrenjujizaiyiqixingchengdewengwengrelang，

xiangyikoujudade、buduanfangundefeishuiguo。gesehaibao、yilabaolinli，

jianjiao、zhuchirendekuoyin、paizhaodekuaimensheng……wushushengyinsuipianbeizhutingqiyigunaodisaijinshenmodeerduoli，

niuqu、fangda、pengzhuang，zuizhonghuaweiyituanlingrenzhixide、jianruidezaoyin。shenmozuozaiqianshoutaihou，

mianqianduidiezhetazijidezuopin，xiangyizuogejueshixiandecuiruobaolei。tachuizheyan，

nongmidejiemaozaicangbaidelianjiashangtouxiaxiaopianyinying，zhijianbingliang，yonglidiquansuozaizhangxin，

zhijiajihuyaoqianjinrouli。meiyiciyouduzhekaojin，

neizhouranbijinderenyinghesuizhierlaide、beizhutingqifangdademohuwenhuasheng，dourangtashentijibukechadibengjin，

xiangyizhanglamandegong。tazhinengjixiedidiantou，feikuaidizaidiguolaideshushangqianxiabiming“mochen”，

zijiyinweishouzhidejiangyingerxiandeyouxielingli。tashenzhibugantaiyanqukanneixiereqingdelian，

zhijuedesimianbafangdoushiwuxingdeqiang，jiyazhetalaiyihuxidekongjian。

zhutingqilichuanlaidehunluanshengxiangyuelaiyuexiang，xiangwushugenxizhenzhazhetadeshenjing。jiuzaizheishi，

qianfangyongdongderenqunhuranzifadixiangliangbianfenkai，rutongmoxifenhai。yiguwuxingdeyalimimankailai，

rangyuanbenxuannaodequyushunjiananjinglejifen。shenmoxiayishiditaiqitou。yigeshenyingchuanguorenqun，

jingzhixiangtazoulai。lairenhengao，shenzitingba，chuanzheyishenjiancaiwanmeideshenhuisegaodingxizhuang，

goulechukuanjianzhaiyaodeliluoxiantiao。tademianronglengjun，meigushenke，bilianggaotingrutongdiaosu，

xiahexianbengdeyouxiejin，bochunminchengyitiaomeishenmeqingxudezhixian。

zhoushensanfazheyizhongjiujushangwei、shengrenwujindeqiangdaqichang，xiangyikuaizhourantourufeishuizhongdehanbing，

shunjiandongjielezhouweisuoyoudexuanhua。neixiefensideyilunsheng、paizhaosheng，doufangfobeianxialezantingjian。

shenmodexinzangmengdiyisuo，jihuyaotingzhitiaodong。shiguyun。tazhizaiwangshangjianguozheigemingzi，

zhidaotashi“yaoshi”jituandezongcai，shizheichangqianshouhuidezhubanfang，

shizhenzhengzhanzaiyunduan、fanshouweiyunfushouweiyuderenwu。zheiyangyigeren，weishenmehuichaotazoulai？

judadekonghuangrutongbinglengdechaoshui，shunjianyanmeileta。guyundejiaobutingzaiqianshoutaiqian，gezhezhaizhaidezhuomian，

muguangchenjingdiluozaishenmoshabaidelianshang。neimuguangxiangshizhidetanzhaodeng，rangshenmowusuodunxing，

tajihuxianglikezhuaqizhuoshangdeshudangzhuziji，huozhegancuizhuanshentaozou。ranhou，takandaoguyuntaiqileshou。

xiuzhang、gujiefenmingdeshou，daizhezhangkongyiqiedeliduhecongrong。neishuangshoumeiyouqunazhuoshangdeshu，

yemeiyoushenxiangbi，ershixuantingzailiangrenzhijiandekongqili。shouzhikaishidongzuo。

xianshishizhiqingqingdianledianzijidexiongkou，dongzuowendingerqingxi。jiezhe，muzhiheshizhizhijianxiangchu，

qiyusanzhiweiqu，bileyigeleisi“xin”dexingzhuang，ranhouzheizhi“xin”huanhuandi、zhengzhongdixiangqiansongchu，

zhixiangshenmo。shenmodeyanjingzhouranzhengda，tongkongliyingzheneishuangshouqingxidedongzuo，xiangbeishiledingshenzhou。

【wo-ai-ni-de-shu。】guyundeshoushibiaozhunerliuchang，meiyigedongzuodoudaizheyizhongburongcuobiandezhengzhong。

talengjundelianshangmeiyourenheduoyudebiaoqing，zhiyouneishuangshensuideyanjing，zhuanzhudiningshizheshenmo，

limianfanyongzheshenmowanquankanbudong、quebennengdigandaoxinhuangyiluandeqingxu。zhouweidekongqichedininggule。