shuming《epopobuxibai,zhinvezhaernv》,xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong,zhuyaorenwuyoutonghuaqiongchensufen,shiwangluozuozheyuanyingbeibeidujiasuoxiede,wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing,jianjieruxia:“nidengzhewozheijiuhandielaizouni。”tonghuaqiongmimihuhuzhong,jiutingdaoyigebandaxiaoziaoaoluanjiaohuan。“womeiyou……”qieqiedexiao……
俩歹竹终于消停了。
wuzishunjianbeijijinglongzhao,chensufenyabuzhudechouqishengjiuxianglingxingdebaozhushibushidezhakai。
tonghuaqiongnulizainaohailisousuotongdajiaodejiyi。
qianshidechensufenzaikangzhengwuguohoutoupaodaozhengjiakuqiuzhengjiafanglemaner,zhengjiaziranbuyuanyi。
tongdajiaodaigudashudengrenjiangchensufenzhuohuigujia,mingjizigudahanxiuleta。
beixiuhouwulukequdechensufentiaojingzijin,gudahanxiuqihouxianrufengdianzuihoudongsizaijietou。
tongdajiaohetayiwodaizhudanfanyouyigenmeizhangwai,laodayijiadoubuzhiyubeibidaojiaporenwang。
tonghuaqiongyanshenfuzadekanxiangmaner。
漫儿哆嗦个不停。
tonghuaqiongjuedecishigaitaduosuo。
zheiyatoujiushigeyinzangdedalaoa。
qianshidetongdajiaohetasangendaizhuyagenjiumeiyouxiangdaoxiaoxiaonianjijiuzaizhengjiashouguademaner,zaishisuineinianfanghuoshaosilezhengjiasuoyourenhouxiaoshi。
zaichuxianzaigujiarenmianqiandemanerjingranshizuishouchongdeguifei。
guifeimanerziranyaokaiqifuchouzhilu。
jiangtongdajiaodengrenjiazaitahefumushenshangdekunanqianbeibaibeidehailehuiqu。
gujingzhededaotai,yizhijiushitazaibeihoutuidongde。
yixiangdaomanermingrenjianggujiasuoyounandingdedaixuerentourengdaotongdajiaohuaili,tonghuaqiongjiurenbuzhudahanzhan。
zheijiushidezuibuqideshashena!
“manershouchengzheiyang,wanshangduojitajiagejidan。”tonghuaqiongkanzhemanerxigeboxituidekelianyangzi,renbuzhushuodao。
zheizunshashen,tayikaijujiudeweihuhao。
“pingshaa,tadoushizhengjiaderenle,haichizanjiadedongxi。”gutaohuatiaoleqilai,manerduochiyigejidan,tajiushaochiyige。
gudashuanzhulegutaohua,zuijiaoyabuzhudexiao。
taniangdeyisitadong,zheibushikanzhemanertaishoule,linchumenzijibuyibu。
yeshiweilewenzhudasaochensufen。
tonghuaqionglandeliliangdaizhu,dingzhechensufendao:“laodaxifu,jiuanwoshuodeban。”
chensufenhegudashuxiangdaoyikuaiqule。
wanle,wanle,popoyidanduitayoujifenhaolianse,tahemanerjiuzaoyang。
jiuhexingxingqiandeduantoufanyiyang。
“niang,qiuqiuni,manerbunengquzhengjia。zhiyaoninrangmanerliujiali,woyibeizihaohaoxiaoshunnin,zheibeizibugouwoxiabeizizuoniuzuomalaihuibaoni。”chensufenkaishikuqiu。
“nai,manerbuxiangquzhengjia。wohuibacao,wohuizhufan,wohuifengyishang……manerhuihaohaozaijialiganhuo……ganhuozhuanqianrangxiaoshunianshu,rangyaozuchirou。manerbuchijidan,yihouzhihexifan……buyaorangwozou……wuwuwu……”manerhechensufenyiqiku。
manerhaixiao,naobumingbaizumuweiheyidingyaorangtaquzhengjia。
yaozushuoshibatamaijilezhengjia,zhiyoumaileta,xiaoshucainengdushu,yaozucainengchishangrou。
tabuyaoquzhengjia,buyaolikainiang。
takeyiheniangyiqinaxiedizhuanqiangongxiaoshudushu,keyishengxiahaochidejiyaozuchi。
“xingle,biekule。manerbuquzhengjia。”tonghuaqiongyichuidingyin。
chensufenkushengyizhi,tabuxinpopohuiyouzheiyangdehaoxin。
yidingshiweilewenzhutacaizheiyangshuode。
“bushi。niangzanmendoushoulezhengjiayinzile。”gutaohuadengdaleyanjing
“niangnishikehutulehaishizadi?manerbuquzhengjia,neizhengjianengfangguozan?”gudashuyilianbukesiyi。
“nai,manerbuquzhengjia,wodundunjiuchibushangroula。”yaozuliuzhehalazishuodao。
“吃你爹的腿。”
“nikankanniyangdehaodaer,haichirou,wokangaobuhaoyaochilaofan。”
tonghuaqiongyibachouchuzhentou,jiangjinzaiyanqiandegudashuchouleyidun。
santianmeichifanle,jiashangchouleyidunerzi,tonghuaqiongyufaele。
“laoniangele,jilaoniangnongfanqu。”tonghuaqiongchezhesangzizhichuan。
dengtachibaole,kantazenmexiuliyanqiandesangendaizhu。
gutaohuahegudashupigudoumeitaiyixia。
fanzhengjialidesuoyouhuojidoushichensufenchengdan,zaidayigemaner。
chensufentingdaopopoele,gubudejixuqiuqing,maliudeqishenqulezaofangzuofan。
manergenzaichensufenhoutou,tayaobangmangshaohuo。
“niangzhengaibianzhuyiburangmanerquzhengjiale?”gutaohuaqiaoshengwenergegudashu。
gudashujilegutaohuayigenidongdebiaoqing。
“niangyouneihaoxin?woxianzaiyezamochuweierlaile,niangshixiangwenzhudasao。chenzhedasaobuliushenshizaijiangmanersongquzhengjia。neitiandasaoneiyangnao,zhengjialaideguanjiahenbugaoxing,shuozhengjiabuxiangzaixishishangtingdaokusheng,gailerangmanerguomenderizi。dengdasaobuzhuyizanmenzaijiangmanersongdaozhengjia,shengmizhuchengshufan,dasaoneishixiangnaoyebaifeigongfu。”
gutaohuapiepiezui,digudao:“dangshijiubugaigaosudasao,zhijiebarensongdaozhengjiazaishuo。”
……
晚饭煮好了。
tonghuaqiongxialechuang,zuodaofanzhuoqian。
chulejizigudahanbeitongdajiaodafaqulematoukangshuiniyijizaizhenshangsishudushudegujingzhe,gujiasuoyoudaizhumentuantuanweizuozaizhuoziqian。
chensufendaizhemaneryidayixiaozaimanghuo。
“taohuawojinishuo,zhengjiasongdezheiliaozizhenbulai,cunzhangxifushuoshidananbianlaideshixinliaozi,guaibudewomozhenizheishenyishangyouqingyouruan。”
zhuoziqianzuozheyigeyoudianmoshengdenianqingfuren,chezheyishangzaihegutaohuataolunzhengjiasongdebuliao。
tonghuaqiongzainaozilisousuoyifan,zheigendaizhushigudashudexifuliuyuee,neiyeshihaochilanzuoqifuchensufendeyibahaoshou。
pingshitaguanhuizaipopogenqianjichensufenshangyanyao,zheisantiantonghuaqiongyundaoletabianzaiwaitoudongjiazhangxijiaduandelaoke,yizhidaofandiancaihuidaojiazhong。
fanzhuoshangbaizheyidawandunbaicai,yidawanshaodonggua,yidiezixiancaisi,yipanzijiucaichaojidansuanshibangehuncai。
manerdizhetoubaikuaizi,chensufenshengfan。
“nimendoushisirenna,rangyigehaizisihouwo?wolaotianbodideyunlesantian,nimenlianshuangkuaizidoubujiwodi?”
“nimenshishufantongdema?zuozhuoqianbunuowo,jiudengzheyigehaizisihounimen。nimenkezhenyaolianna。”
tonghuaqiongduishangjigendaizhubieleyiduzihuo,kanzhetamenxinanlidededengzhechifanhuoshaodegengwang,yizhangjiangzhuozipaidezhentianxiang。
manerhedekuaizisaleyidi。
“bushishuoni,biehaipa。”tonghuaqiongmeishouzhuhuoqi,duimanerdeshengyindaledian。
hedemanerchadiankeyige,beitonghuaqiongyibafuzhu。
tonghuaqiongshunshoujiangzuozaishenbiandeyaozutiliuqilai,jiangmaneranzaiyizishang,shuodao:“yihouchifanmanerjiuzuozhei。”
liuyueejianerzibeitiliuchufanzhuohexinquanxinlibufu,buguoduishangtonghuaqiongbushuangdeyanshen,buganfachukangyi。
zheigelaobuside,keyunletou,fashenjing,qinshubufen。peiqianhuojiusuanyaodangzhengjiadeerxifu,yebunengyaguoqinsunziba。
“lengzhegansha,qubangnidasaoduanwan。”tonghuaqiongchongliuyueedaheyisheng。
liuyueetaiqilepigu,buqingbuyuanlikaifanzhuo。
chensufenqiahaoduanzhefandidaotonghuaqionggenqian,duishangtonghuaqiongdeyanshen,hededoulejidou。
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