xiaoshuoepopodiaonanwobushoufudao，wofanshoubatazhuajian！denannvzhushiliangsiqiwangzeyu，shizuozhenixingzhexiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“ma，nishuodezheixieyetaiguofenle，siqibushizheiyangdenvhai！”wodequantouyijingniedebengjin。dandumawo，wokenengyejiu……
第一章
zaihewangzeyutanlianaideshihou，wangzeyujiutebiegaosuguowo，tajialideneigesaozishigepiqibaozaode。
di1cishangmentanjiehundeshi。
wangzeyumamashuozijishouqianduanshijianshoushangle，bunengzuofan。
wobeipoweiyijiazimanghuoleyizhengtian，zuoleyizhuofancai。
popohenanyouquezaiketingtantianshuodi，guaziqiaomantianfei。
dengwozhongyubachufangdehuoermanghuowan，canzhuoshangzhishengyipiancangenglengzhi。
“woshuojinerzheicaiweidaozenmebuyiyang？yuanlaishihuanrenzuole！”
saozideyinyangguaiqi，rangwobenjiuyinrenleyitiandenuhuopenyongerchu。
quemeixiangdaoxiayimiaosaoziqueduiwangzeyudemamashuo：“laobuside，renjiadi1cishangmen，nijiurangbierenzuofan，younizheiyangdangpopodema？”
1
dasaodehuayingangluo，popojiubakuaiziyireng，paizhuoerqi。
“dengxue，wozenmedangpopohaiyongnilaijiaowo？”
“nidangshiwoyuanyirangsiqizuofande？haibushiwozheigelaopozi，laolebuzhongyongle，yigebuxiaoxinbashoushangzhele。”
“wozheishouyaoshinengyong，wozaozijizuole！yongbuzhenizaizheitiaobolijian！”
saoziheweilaipopojianbanuzhang。
weideshiwozheigehaimeiguomendeerxi，wozhanzaitamenlianggerendezhongjian，yishizhijianshouzuwucuo。
saozidemeiyitiaoyanyizhuan：“yo？ninlaoshishenmeshihoushoushangdeya？yebuzhihuiwomenzheixiexiaobeiyisheng？”
“niyaoshizairangrangchuqu，qibushiyoushiwomenzheixiezuoxiaobeidebuxiaole？”
tingzhesaozizheixiejiansuankebodehua，woxinliyoujifenbutongkuai。
danshidaodiwoxianzaihaibushitamenwangjiaderen，tamendejiawushiwoyebuhaochazui。
zhinengzanshirenxialai，zaipangbiankankanshitaifazhandeqingkuang。
kanlaiyiqiezhendegenwangzeyushuodeyiyang，tadezheigesaozipiqibaozao，shigebuhaoxiangchuderen。
yaoshiyihoujiadaotamenjialaiya，haizhendeshiyaolideyuanyuande。
duibixialai，suiranpopojintianrangwozuoleyitiandefan，danshitayeshipobudeyide。
yihouhaishiyaoduipopohaoyidian。
kansaozizheiyangde，balaorenjiaqideshayangle？
wangzeyukanjiantamenchaodeneimelihai，yigebaohuzhedezitaibawohuzaishenhou。
wodexinzhongnuannuande，woxiangzheijiushiwoxuanzedenanren，womeiyouxuancuo。
yushiwozhudongzhanlechulaiduipoposhuo。
“poposaozinimenjiubiechaole，dajiadoushiyijiaren，hebineimejijiaoni？”
“gaosudajiayigehaoxiaoxiba，woyijinghuaiyunle。womenjianeibiandeyisishijinzaobahunqidingxialai，yaoburandengdaoxianhuailechuanhunshajiubuhaokanle！”
wohuaiyundezheigexiaoximandehensijiulianwangzeyuyebuzhidao。
tingdaowozheimeshuo，talikejidongdebawobaoqilaizhuanlegequanquan。
“baobeinizhenbang！zheimekuai，womenjiuhuiyouzijidehaizile？nifangxin，jiehundeshiqingwoyidinghaohaozhunbei！”
popoxiangzhedasunziyebuzaihesaozichaojia。
keshisaozikanjianwodeyanshen，zhongqueyouyizhongfuzadeqingxu。
2
yishizhijianwojuedeyouxiekunhuo。
wohuaiyunle，nandaobushiyijianhaoshima？
weishenmedasaokanjianwodeyanshenlidaizhejifentongqing？
dangtianxiawuwozhengzaiketingchijianguoshi。
popoqueturanguolaizuodaolewodeshenpang。
“siqia，zheijianguozheimegui，yejiuzhiyounimenxiaonianqingshedechi，wohenigonggonga，xinkuledabanbeizi，yemeichiguojikezheihaodongxi！”
yitingzheihua，wojiujuedeyouxieguaiguaide，zheixiedongxibaizaizheier，bujiushirangrenchidema？
zaishuowoyemeiyouchijike，woxiangpopokenengzhendezhishiyishidexinshenggankai，bingbushizhendeyinyangguaiqiba？
yushiwoyemeiyoufangzaixinshangjixubozhekaixinguo。
guoleyihuiersaoziyecongfangjianlichulai，suishoucongchajishangzhualeyibajianguochi。
popodeyanshenlikebiandexiliqilai：“renjiahuaiyunderenchishiyirenchiliangrenbu，nigebuxiadandemujiyoushenmezigechi？”
popoyibianshuozheyibianpaidiaoledasaoshouzhongdejianguo。
“niqiaoqiaozheiyididoushinichide！nizaneimechanni？caichilefanmeiyouduojiu，yitianneigezuijiutingbuzhu！jialiyouduoshaoqiangoujinizheimechide？yitianguangxiangzhehuanilaogongdeqian，yebuzhidaoxiaoshunxiaoshunzhangbei！”
saoziyitingzheihuayemaohuole：“wochishale？bujiuchidianjianguoma？woyoubushibuzhuanqian！chidianjianguoyoumaobingma？”
popochengdeyixiacongshafashangzhanqilai，bashafashangdejianguoquansaozailedishang。
“chi，worangnichi！xihuanchijiujiandishangdechiba！”
poposhuowanjiutouyebuhuidelikaileketing。
juranbuguanzaishafashangzuozhedewoyouduoganga。
wokanzhesaozishenshendetanleyikouqi，ranhouhuiguotoukanwo：“kanjianleba？zheijiushijiaguolaidexiachang！liangsiqinihaiyouxuanzedequanli，woxiwangnikaolvqingchu，zheishiwozuoweinvrenduinizuihoudezhonggao。”
tingdaosaozizheiyangshuo，woxinzhongqishishiyouxietante。
keshipopoxianzaidequeduiwohenhao。
wohepopoyihoudeguanxiweibihuichuchengtagensaozizheiyang。
何必未雨绸缪呢？
quemeixiangdaodangtianwanshangfashengdeyijianshizhijiedianfulewoderenzhi。
youyuzhongwufandebuhuanersan，wanshangwoyebuxianghuiquzaimangmangliuliu。
jiuhewangzeyu，zaiwaimiansuibianduifuleyidun。
xiangzhejialirenyexuhaimeichiguo，yushijiujitamendaileyixiepisahuiqu。
quemeixiangdaogangjinmenjiutingdaolepopojiaqiangdaibangdeshengyin。
“yo？zheishizaiwaibianxiangshouwanlecaizhongyuxiangqilaijialidelaorenle？nimenzenmebudengwoesilezaihuilai！”
“wangzeyu，nijiushizheimexiaoshunniqinmade？nimenzaiwaimianchixiangdehelade，wozaijialihexibeifeng！”
wodexinlidunshiyongqiyizhenkuijiu，keshiwomingmingrangwangzeyugentamenshuole？
难道他忘记了？
“wangzeyu，worangnigenjialishuoyisheng，womenzaiwaimianchiya？nimeishuoma？”
wangzeyumangrandenaolenaotou：“baobeinigenwoshuoguoma？aiya，kendingshizheiduanshijianaoyejiabantaiduo，jixingdoubianchale！”
“下次一定！”
3
daodishizijinanpengyoudewuxinzhishi，woyebuhaofahuo。
zhinengbadaihuilaidepisabaizailezhuozishang。
wenshengruanyudeqingtamenguolai，xiandiandianduzi。
popozouguolaikanleyiyanpisa，zhijietaishouxianfan。
“zheishishenmedongxi？zheidoushiyangrenchidewanyier，zanmenzhongguorennengchideguanma？”
“siqi，bushimashuoni，doushizuorenxifuderenle！yihouhaishigaiguzheigexiaojia，zheimeyixiaokuaibingdehuaduoshaoqian？”
“niyaoshixiangchi，dengmashouhaole，qinzijiniluodabingchihaibuxingma？”
“xianzaidexiaonianqinga，jiushiyidiandoubuhuiguorizi！”
wokanzhezijijingxindabaodepisa，xianglajiyiyangbeirenrengzaizhuoshang。
keshizheifenmingshiganjingdeshiwu，youshenmebunengchideni？
jiusuantazhendechibuguanxicanyekeyiliuzhejibierenchia。
dasaohedagetamenhaizaijiani，laonianrenchibuguan，nianqingrenhaibunengchima？
popozheiyangdexingweichunshujiushilangfeiliangshi，tazijibuchiyeburangbierenchi？
我正准备开口怒怼。
wangzeyuqueqiaoqiaodelazhulewodeshou。
wozhidao，tadeyisishirangwobiejijiao。
可是凭什么？
saoziquezaizheigeshihoucongfangjianlizouchulai。
“yo？ninlaobushizuijieyueliangshidema？zheimejinguideshiwujiuzheimejinongzangle？daodishisheibujieyueya？”
popotingdaozheihua，likebaqiangtouduizhunlesaozi。
“dengxue！nizheigezuorenerxifude，bujigonggongpopozuofanjiusuanle！sheijiaonizheimegenzhangbeishuohuade？”
“zheiyaoshigezaiwomencongqian，xiangnizheiyangdenvrenzaojiubeidasile！”
“womenzuozhangbeide，zenmezuo！niguandezhe？woxiangzuoshenmejiuzuoshenme！”
“wojiushikanbudezheixieyangwanyier！quanshilajishipin，genbenjiubujiankang！”
popoduizhesaozijiushiyitongfaxie，suihoujiukaishiminglingwo。
“siqi，nijintianzuodefanhaiguaiduiwodeweikou，niqujizuojigecaibei？”
“zhenghao**meiyeyaohuilaile，duozuojigedacai！”
wokanleyiyanqiangshangdeshizhongyijingjiejin11dian。
xianzaiquzuofanchishangkebudelingchenle？
我明天还要上班呢！
4
wozhengzhunbeijujue，zhuantouquekandaolewangzeyukelianxixideyanshen。
wotanlekouqi，daodihaishituoxiele。
quchufangzuolejiandandesancaiyitang。
zaibazhongwushengdejigecaireleyixia。
suiransuanbushangshenmejuejiadeximian，danshizuoweixiaoyelaishuohaishixiangdangfengsheng。
quemeixiangdaomeimeizoujinlaixieyanyikanzhuoshangdecai。
lianshangdebiaoqinglikejiubiandenankanqilai。
“wohaoburongyihuitangjia，nimenjiujiwochizheixiezhushi？”
wangzeyudemeimeiyongkuaizibacaizuobalayixiayoubalayixia。
babaidehaohaodecai，fandeluanqibazaode，kanshangqushiyuquanwu。
“nishuoshuozheitudousieryidianlajiaodoumeiyou，zenmechi？”
“kuinihaishihunanrenni！zheicaizenmezuode？zheisheichidexiaqu？weizhuwodouxiantananchi！”
woxinzhongdenuhuoyijiejiepansheng。
popoquezaiwenshengruanyudeanweitadenver：“guainannanbieshengqile，zheicaishinisaozizuode，denghuierwokendinghaohaoshuoshuota！xianchidianjianguodiandianduziba？wozhidaonixihuanchibigenguo，zaojinibohaoleyipanzi！”
wangzeyudemeimeikanzhemanmanyipanzidejianguocaijianjiantingzhukuqi。
popobalianyikuajiumianxiangwo。
“bushirangnizuojigedacaima？nizenmejiuchaolezheimejigecailaihunong？”
zhidaozheiyike，wodenuhuochedibaofa。
wozhizhezhuomianshangdecai：“yaoshenmedacai？jinidungezhuzhouzihaobuhao？neibushuodengdaomingtianzaoshangzaiqilaichizaofanhaole！”
“zijibuzuo，youshenmezigetiaotibieren？niyaoshizhenxintengnver，nijitadiandianwaimaibubizheigeqiangduole？”
popolenglepianke，meixiangdaowohuiyongzheigetaiduduita。
suihoutayanjingzhigougoudedingzhewozhongfudeshuo：“quchufangzuojigedacai！likexianzai！”
zhiqianhaiheaikeqindepopo，turanjiubiandeqiangyingguguai。
zheibianliandesudushizaishirangrentanweiguanzhi。
wozuitaoyanbierenyongminglingshideyuqigenwoshuohua。
jishizheigerenshiwoweilaidepopo，yebuliwai。
凭什么？
sheihaibushijialicongxiaochongdaodadexiaogongzhule？xianzaiwohaimeijinniwangjiademenni，nijiuyongzheigetaidulaiduidaiwo？
kanlaisaozishuodehaizhenmeicuo，daodiyaobuyaojia，haishidekaolvqingchulecaihao！
wangzeyuqingqingbawoloujinhuaili：“ma，siqihuaiyunle，benlaiyejiubuhaolaolei，jintianjiurangmeimeijiangjiujiangjiuma，mingtiandengmingtianyoushijianle，zairangsiqihaohaozuoyidundacanjinimenpeizui，haoma？”
buzhidaonajuhuachudaolepopodenilin。
talikejiuxiangyigepaozhangyiyangchongtianerqi。
“huaiyunleyouzenmele？yiweiduzilichuaigehuo，jiunengjiajinwowangjiadedamenle？”
“buzhilianchidesiwanyier，jiehunqianjiugennanrengaodaoyiqi！buzhidaoshinajiadedarenjiaochuzheiyangbuzhilianchideguinvhaihaoyisiyaocaili？”
“yaobushiwoerzixihuanni，nijiushidaotiewo50wan，wodoubukenengrangnijinmen！xianzaizhishirangnizuogefan，jiuzheimetuisantuiside，dengyihoujinlemenhaidele？”
“liangsiqi，jiushizheigefannijiushibuzuo，yedejiwozuo。fouzenijiubiexiangjinwowangjiademen！”
wokanleyiyan，haiwangtuzuoheshilaodenanpengyou。
huranjiujuedehenmeiyisi。
niyiweizheimenerwoxihanjin？
呸！
5
“siqi，yaobujintianjiuxinkuniyixia，dengzanmenhuidaozijidexiaojia，woyidinghaohaobuchangni！”
“niyezhidaomanianjidale，qianduanshijianyoushangleshou，yaoshiqichugehaodaikezenmeban？nijiudangshiweileworenyirenhaobuhao？”
wodexinzhongrenbuzhu，yizhenxinhuiyileng。
zheijiushiwoxuanzedeyixinyaojiadenanren。
yujianshiqingmeiyoudandang，zhihuijiaoworenshouweiqu。
xianzaiworenxialezheigeweiqu，tamenzhijuedewoshigehaoqifude，yihoudengzhewodeshiqianbeiwanbeideweiqu。
jintiankeyirangwolingchenjitamenzuofan，mingtianhuibuhuidabanyejiaowoqilaijitadaoniaohu？
“wangzeyu，nihaijidenigenwoqiuhundeshihoushuodeshenmema？”
“nishuonihuiyibeizizhenxiwo，aihuwo，jueburangwoshouyisiweiqu。”
“wohaimeiyoujiajinini，nidechengnuojiuyijingdaoqile？”
dangshitingdaotaduiwodechengnuoshi，xindimanshirouruan。
meiyounvrenbuhuiweizheizhongzhenzhierposhideqinghuagandong。
quewangjile，shuochukoudehuabingbuyidingshizhenhua，zaishendeganqing，zaizhenzhideyuyandoushikeyijiazhuangchulaide。
xianshiwangwanghuijilixiangyigezhongzhongdeerguang。
erxianzaizheigeerguangdazailewodelianshang。
我分外清醒。
wangzeyukanzhewodelian，zhidaozheishiwojiduanshengqidezhengzhao。
tayouyuzhetianlejicizuichun，quezuizhongbaochichenmo。
popoyiweiwodechenmoshituirang，yushigengjiabianbenjiali。
“haizhenyiweizijishishenmeqianjinda**ni？zuogefanyoushenmebudelede！”
“niduguonabenshurangniwunizhangbeide？gudaidesancongsidedouxuedaogouduziliqule！”
“haidaxueshengni？yidianlimaodoumeiyou，haishigepoxie！yaobushiwoerzixihuanni，niyiweiniyouzigezhanzaizhei？”
“zhenbuzhidaonibamashizenmejiaonide！yangchuzheimegeshuixingyanghuade**，zhihuigouyinnanren！”
wangzeyutingbuxiaqule，haishikaikouzulanletademama。
“ma，nishuodezheixieyetaiguofenle，siqibushizheiyangdenvhai！”
wodequantouyijingniedebengjin。
dandumawo，wokenengyejiurenle。
keshipianpiantayaonawodefumuchulaishuoshi。
congxiaodaodawodefumujiqitengaiwo，womenzhijiandeganqing，jueduibuyunxurenherenlaiwuru。
女扮男装后我怀孕了
作者：归lingg
栏目：言情
她把小叔子养成首富，亲弟弟们悔疯
作者：奶香荔枝
栏目：言情
落魄班花被我带回家，非我不嫁？
zuozhe：xiaoxuehuaadaxuegao
栏目：言情
看到高考分数后，我重生了啊
作者：烟雨月下
栏目：言情
重生后我拒带娃，儿媳妇炸了
作者：瞬燎三千
栏目：言情
赐我予荆棘
zuozhe：wanglaogouyuwanggoudan
栏目：言情
