二十年后的老公魂穿了不吃不吃鱼-著

小说简介

duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《ershinianhoudelaogonghunchuanle》，shiyouzuozhe“buchibuchiyu”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshilinqiufuyanzhou，xiangqingjieshao：woxinglaihoulikedacheguolaile，jiuweilejianni。”tajiaowoshenme？laopo？fenglebushi！wobeitade“kouchukuangyan”hedeliushenwuzhu。haozaijintianzhirijiushengwoyi……

精彩章节

hewocongweiyouguojiaojidexiaobaturancongjiaoshihoumencuanchu，shenqingdehanwo“laopo”。wobaojinxiaoshubao，

jinggaota“liyuanxie”！tazhejimanghuangdebihuazhe：“suxia，woshiniershinianhoudeqinqinlaogonga！

”wonaoxiuchengnu，chukouchengzang：“nongnaoziwatelao。”tazuoguyoupan，

qiao**decetouduiwoshuo：“ni**shangyoutaiji！”wohunshenjiroujinbeng，

taquexinshidandandebaozhengzai“youbian”haishige“xiaoyueya”！“liumang！”wohuaiyitatoukuiwoxizao，

beiqideleiyanwangwang，jiangshubaozaxiangleta！shubaocazhetadetoudingfeiguo，tayongxunleibujiyanerzhishi，

chouchuleyaojiandepidai。queting“putong”yisheng，tashuangxixiaguibingjiangpidaishuangshoufengshang。“woyebushipani，

jiushixiguanle，xiguannidongba。”houlai，tasuoxingbandaolewojiaduimian，haichuanshangbandiangoudefuzhuangdouwokaixin。

buqiao，ayilaifang。duonianhou，wowentashizenmehunchuande，taquebaozhewohunshenfadou。“laopo，tenga，

haotenga。”···1.tingshuogebixiaobalinqiuhefujinyihuohunziqilechongtu，beidajinleyiyuan。

wohetameiyoujiaoji，dangshitingleyizebagua。zhirijieshu，wobaozhexiaoshubaozhunbeihuijiashi，

taqueturancongjiaoshihoumencuanchu。“zhenhao，nihaizai，zhenhao。”“nizhidaomalaopo，

woxinglaihoulikedacheguolaile，jiuweilejianni。”tajiaowoshenme？laopo？fenglebushi！

wobeitade“kouchukuangyan”hedeliushenwuzhu。haozaijintianzhirijiushengwoyiren，

fouzemingtianbidingchuandequanxiaojiezhi。“laopo，woshiniershinianhoudeqinqinlaogong，linqiua。”“ni，

nishibushinaozibeidahuaile？”wojinshencuoci，weiwandianchuqibingzheng。taquezhangkaishuangshou，reqingdexiangwozoulai。

wonaoxiuchengnu，chukouchengzang：“nongnaoziwatelao！”tashenziyizheng，yiyouweijindao：“dui，jiushizheikouqi，

taishufule！”huafengyizhuan，tabiaoshizijinengzhengmingwomenweilaishifuqi。suiji，tazuoguyoupan，

caizhexiaosuibukaojinhoucetouduiwoshuo。“laopo，ni**shangyoutaiji，duibudui！

”danaobeitazheihuahedeyipiankongbai。taquexinshidandandebaozheng：“zaiyoubian，haishigexiaoyueyadexingzhuang，

duibudui！”“duinigetou，toukanwoxizaodechouliumang！”wobeitaqideleiyanwangwang，maozulejing，

jiangshoulideshubaohenhenzaxiangta！tashenziyidi，shubaocazhetadetoudingfeiguo。suihou，

tayongxunleibujiyanerzhishi，chouchuleyaojiandepidai。woyiweitayaodawo，xiayishiyongshuangshouhuzhutoubu，

jinbishuangyan。erbianquechuanlai“putong”yisheng，zhengyanbianjiantashuangxixiaguibingjiangpidaishuangshoufengshang。

shanxiaoyishengdao：“woyebushipani，jiushixiguanle，xiguannidongba。”wohongzheyan，

doudadeleishuihuahuadewangxiadiao。tahuangmangqishenshuo：“laopo，wo，wohainengzhengmingde！”“rangwoxiangxiangha，

nixihuanmolihua，aichuanhongsedeyifu，naichazhihewufentian。

”“zuixihuandedonghuapianshi《101bandiangou》，zuixihuandedianyingshi《shiguangdaoliuqishinian》。

”“nitaoyan，taoyanbushoushidenanren，taoyanzuocai，yinweinigenbenbuhuihaidiusanluosi。

”“wodeyisishi···。”tashuoleshenme，wogenbenmeitingjinqu。yebuzhidaowonaerlaideyongqi，

jileyanqianzheigechuanwenzhongdexiaobahenhenyibazhang。“ni！”wozhizheta，qidexinsai。“wo？！

”tawuzhelian，yilianmangran。wokuaifengle，zhizhetadeshouhuanhuanxiayi。“chouliumang，kuaibakuzitiqilaia！

”chentaditou，wotaituitidang。qilidecanjiaoshengxiangqishi，woyijingzhuaqishubaotaochulejiaoxuelou。

···2.danxintoukuikuanggenzong，woshangchejingjie，xiachekuangben。haoburongyidaolejia，hunshenyidahanlinli。

keyixiangdaoneitoukuikuangzhidaowotaijideweizhi，wobianbugantaruyushi。

zuihouzaiwomadecuicuxiawocaimianqiangdakailereshui。“ma，wowangjinamaojinle。”“ma，

reshuiqishibushihuaile。”jiuzheiyang，zaiwomeishizhaoshideqingkuangxia，wo“qiangpo”rangwomapeitong，

zhongyuxiwanlezao。zheiyiqiedouyaoguaineigaisidetoukuikuang。ketadaodishizenmezhidaowo**shangyoutaijideni？

youzenmezhidaozaiyoubian，haizhidaoxingzhuangdeni？nandaotazhendeshihunchuanerlai，laiziershinianhou？huangtang，

jianzhijiushiwujizhitan！···3.ciri。zaijingguogebibanjiaoshishi，wojiakuailesudu。

xinyoubuandesaoleyanjiaoshi，faxianlinqiubuzaishineizheicaisonglekouqi。sheizhizaozixishi，

banzhurendaizhelinqiuzoujinlejiaoshi。huaicai！danglinqiuyuwoshixianjiaocuoshi，

xinzangrutongshoujingdexiaoluzaixiongqiangneiluanzhuang。buhuishizuotianxiajiaotaihen，tazhaobanzhurentousuwoleba。

“tongxuemenjingyijing，zanmenbanyougexintongxue，yihougenwomenyiqixuexi。”“linqiu，zuogeziwojieshaoba。

”linqiugenpangxiesidezoudaolejiangtaihou，muguangdingzhewodefangxiangcizheya。“suxiatongxue，yihouqingduoduozhijiao。

”haoxiaoxi，bushiyinweizuotiandeshi！huaixiaoxi，chongwolaide！tongxuemenyilunfenfen，

banzhurendouduokanlewojiyan。yinweitamenbumingbai，

wozheinianjiqiansandexueshengshizenmehexiaobalinqiuchanshengjiaojide！buyaoa！biekanwo！

yebiedangzhewodemian“xiaosheng”ququxingma！woyebumingbaitaweishenmeyaobianzaoyigehuangtangdeliyoulaijiejinwo。

suiranxianzaitanlun“zeoubiaozhun”weishiguozao，danbuguanshenmeliyouwodoubukenengkanshangtade！

···3.laoshijiangtadezuoweidiaodaolewoshenhou，erta“mingmuzhangdan”dechanshanglewo。gangluozuo，

tajiupailepaiwodejianbang，xiaoshengwenwo：“chilemei。”“guannipishi！”wopaikaitadeshou，

qigugudebuxiangdali。buyihuier，zhouweichuxianleyigucongyouxiang。neiqiweibuduanwangwobizilizuan，

hengchongzhizhuang，shijinggouzhewodeshiyu。womameitiandouzhunbeizaocan，danwomeiyouchizaocandexiguan，

meicizhishizhuangmozuoyangdechishangjikou。kexianzaiwenzhecongyouxiang，kouqianglidetuoyejibuzhengqidedaliangfenmi，

“fushi”zhewodeyizhili。zaiyishengshengsucuide“kaca”shengzhong，wobengkuile。“jiaoshilibuzhunchizaocan！

”woniutoudengzhelinqiu！tazhilezhilingyicedefuyanzhouwen：“tabuyezaichima？”fuyanzhoushibanlidexueshen，

nianjikaoshibabangdiyi。cishitashoulizhengpengzheyigefantuan，zhunbeikaichi。“laopo，wozheierhaiyouni。

”linqiushuozhe，congchoutilitaochuleyigexindeshouzhuabing。jiaoxiangdebingpi，cuilvdeconghua，

haiyoudiandianzhimahunheerchengdexiangqichongpolewoxindizuihoudefangxian。duzibuzhengqide**，

fachule“gugu”sheng。“lai，chiyikouba，qiaojiwudihaochideshouzhuabinge。

”“woranglaobanjialeshuangfenjidan，shuangfenhuotui，haijialenixihuandetianmianjiang，duosalezhimaheconghua。

”linqiuyiliandechengdeguhuozhewo，erwokanxianglefuyanzhou。fuyanzhouchajuedaolewodemuguang。

“yaobuchiwodeba。”woshenshoujieguo，jidelinqiubaikaishouzhuabing，xiangkongquekaipingsidewangtuwanliu。

“buyaoa，buyaoalaopo，zheikeshigenjunikouweijingxindapeidehuangjinshouzhuabinga！”yikouxiaqu，

wofangfotingjianlexinsuideshengyin。“jiunixiaozijiaofuyanzhoushiba！”tadingzhefuyanzhou，

yinyangguaiqidedigulejiju。“gaozhongdexueshenshiba，youshenmelebuqide？

”“pingshenmechaojiadeshihounanigenwozuobijiao！”niantaowan，tacongchoutilinachuleyizhangcaidansidezhi，

paizailefuyanzhoudezhuoshang。“jintianfantuanlidepeicaixieyixia，lingwaikankanshangmianyoushenmexihuanchide，

mingtianwoyejinidaiyifen。”woyeleyikou，quetingtajiezhedigu：“dazhangfunengqunengshen，

zhiyaolaopoxihuanjiuxing。”fuyanzhouyuwoduishiyiyan，xiangmitudegaoyang，zhaobuzhefangxiang。

linqiudangjidangzaiwohefuyanzhouzhongjian，yuqibushan。“kanshenmeni，diancaia！”niutouyouduiwoxiaolianyingying。

“laopo，wohaiyoudoujiang，ninpinpin。”···4.tasihuhefuyanzhougangshangle。

wohefuyanzhoutantaoshuxuetishi，tafeiyaowangqiancou。yaoshuotahaoxueba，takanzhebutaicongming。tayebudaoluan，

jiangtidaoguanjianchushi，sihutingdebiwohairenzhen，jiushibuzhidaotingmeitingdong。weiyouyidianbutaihao，

taguandetaiduo。“wei，jiangtijiujiangti，kaoneimejinzuoshenme？”“zhuyinande，duishibuzhunchaoguo3miao，

fanishoumingjianban！”fuyanzhourenwukeren：“nijiagouzenmeluanyaorenni？”woyejuedexinfan，

peihetadaqiang：“wojiameiyanggou，yeshengde。”linqiujiqimeixiaxiandejiehua：“laopo，wojiayangde，

haihuihoukongfanni。”yizhenehanzixiaershang。“gun！”“haolei。

”···5.linqiuzaishuxuetishangcoubushanghua。jianwomenzaitaolunyingyuhoutayoucouleshanglai，

fushouerlizhuangzuogaorenmoyang。“zheitiyufabudui，ruguoshirichangjiaoliuyongdekouyu，daoshibuyongtaizaiyixijie。

”tazhongyubuzaizhuazhenandebufang，queshilingwochizhiyibi。xiaobalinqiu，buxuewushu，zhuanzhuganjia，

tanengdongshenme。fuyanzhouqueshichenmolesanmiaohoushuo：“dequeshiyufadewenti。”“kanba，

wojiushuoshiyufadewenti，baomeicuode。”“laopo，wocongshiguojimaoyi，haijingtongfayuheyiyuni。

”chuiniusheibuhui？rangwoxiangxinnijingtongduoguoyuyan，buruxinnihuihoukongfan。shuoshichineishikuai，

tayigehouchebu，“huo”deyisheng，dangchangjiubiaoyanleyigehoukongfan。wanshier，

tahaizijueshuaiqideqiuwokuazan。“nianqingjiushihaoa，yihounianjidalefanbudong。”yingzhezhouweitongxuejinge，

chayi，bujiedemuguang，wotaohuizuoweijiangtoumaijinleshuangbeizhizhong。zheijiahuoganmazhenhoukongfana，

zheihedangzhonglashiyoushenmequbie？tahaibuzizhi，balazhewowen“shuaibushuai”？jianwobushuohua，tadixiashen，

jiangtouzuandaolekezhuoxia，yangtoukanzhewo。“laopo，nilianzenmehongle，shibushishentibushufua？

”simuxiangduijian，wozuoleyigechuoyandedongzuo，hedetalimalaoshi。

fuyanzhouweiwojiewei：“nikeyicanjiaxiayuexuexiaodeyingyujingsai。”dui，rangzheitaorenyandejiahuoqucanjiabisai，

rangtajintuiliangnan。“buqu，xiaohaizidebisaiyoushenmeyisi？”wobuxiedao：“padiulian？

nibushihaijingtongfayuheyiyuma？”fuyanzhouchahua：“woyexueguoyidianyiyu。

”“vaffanculo.”linqiuzuilibengchuyigemoshengdedanci，haipeihezhexiangyingdeshoushi。

fuyanzhouwenyanzhanghongzhelian，bantianshuobuchuhua。“laopo，jirannidouzheimeshuole，

neiwojiumianweiqinandebaomingcanjiaba。”womeidalita，xiangfuyanzhouzhaolezhaoshou。“tagangcaishuoleshenme？

”“maomei，culu，tajianzhijiushige**！”linqiuchahua：“e，woqinaidetongxue，

ninzenmenengzheimepingjiadezhitimeiquanmianfazhandewoni？”wojuedeba，zheijiahuobujinshigetoukuikuang，

haishigeziliankuang。xihuanshangzheiyangdejiahuoshiwanwanbukenengde。takouzhongdeweilai，yidingshiduzhuande。

···6.yiyuehou，yingyujingsaidejieguochulu，linqiudiyi。shoudaoxiaoxishi，

wojianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。jiuliantadexiaodiheyuanxianbanjidetongxueyejuedebukesiyi。

xiaodimenshenzhiyouzhongbeizuojudeganjue。“laoda，nizhengridaizhewomenyoushouhaoxian，quebeizhewomentoutouxuexi？

”“laoda，shuohaodezhangjiantianya，jieguonizoudeshiguojiluxian？”zhiyutabenren，

cikezhengdeyiyangyangdeqiuwokuajiang。“laopo，tingshuoduxieyiwodoushidiyi。”“wozheiyeshiweizanjiazhengguangle，

libulihai？”womeidalita，taquezaicaochangfabiaohuojiangganyanneitianjiwolaletuodade！“shouxian，

woyaoganxiewolaopodezhunzhunjiaohui，rangwozhongshilexuexidexingqu。”“qici，

wohaiyaoganxiewolaopode···。”taixiadewosizhibingliang，henbudezhaogedidongquzuan。

yuanbenhaixizizidejiaodaozhurenbuxixile，ganmangzaixiaozhangpaizhuoqian，yibaqiangguohuatong。“jiesan！

”buchusuoliao，banzhurenzhaowotanhuale。···7.“xiaoxia，nimenzheigenianlingyaoyixuexiweizhu。

”linqiuchahua：“laoshi，shiwozhudongzhuidesuxia。”banzhurenmeidalita，

yuzhongxinzhangdeduiwoshuo：“nixianzaideshenfenhaishixuesheng，yaozhuyixingxiang，

keyidengshangledaxuezaikaolvganqingshangdeshier。”“neinaxinga！”linqiujile，“xiaxiaxianzaijiujujuelewo，