二十五块钱的激素烤鹅木木不发呆-著

小说简介

duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《ershiwukuaiqiandejisukaoe》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedexiaoshuo，zhurengongshaoezhaozhiyongdegushiduqilaichaoshuang，xihuancileizuopindeguangdaduzhepengyou，qianwanbuyaocuoguodashen“mumubufadai”dailaidexijingneirong：doushiwomamameitianxianade，nikandianlilianyizhiwenzidoumeiyou。」tingdaozhei，wosichuhuanguyiquan，zheicaifaxiandianlidasaodeganganjingjing，lianzhaguolimiandeyoudouqing……

精彩章节

louxiadeshaoedianlazhehengfubiaozhuzhesanshibakuaiqianyijin。woguoquranglaobanbangwoqieyijinshaoe，

tabunaifanhuiwo：「meiyoule，haishengxialianggeetou，yigesanshikuai，lianggewushiwu，niyaobuyao？」

wozhizhetancheshangmiandesanzhidashaoe，mangrankaikou：「zheibushihaiyouma？」

tadebaiyankuaiyaofandaotianshangqule：「woshuomeilejiumeile，buyaoladao！wokanniyebuxiangchideqide，

biechuzaizheilidanwuwozuoshengyi！」woqidezhuanshenhuiquzaiyezhuqunlitucaoshaoedianlaobandetaidubuhao，

quemeixiangdaocongciyihou，wodiandewaimai，

shoudaodebushilaoshuroujiushizhanglang……1.luguolouxiadeshaoedianjibaici，

jintianpengdaogaohuodonghaishirenbuzhuxiangmaiyijinhuiquchangchang。meixiangdaozheidounengzaodaolaobanfufudedihuihechaoxiao。

qidewohuijiadiyijianshijiushinaqishoujizaiyezhuqunlitucao：【jiarenmen，

louxiadeshaoedianlaobantaiduhaochaa，tanshangmingminghaiyoushaoe，quepianwoshuomeiyoule，

haibiaozhegaohuodongsanshibakuaiqianyijin，gaobuqibiegaoa！】702delinjumiaohui：【zhendejiade？

wohaidasuandenghuixiabanmaiyijinhuiqudangxiaoyechini。

】305dezhuhuyezaiqunlifabiaoyijian：【woqutamendianlichilehaojicile，taiduganjuehaibucuoa。

】qitalinjuyefenfenchulaimaopaocourenao。601：【neishiyinweinizaidianlichi，

tamenzhiqianmeigaohuodongdeshihou，woyaomaiershiwukuaiqiandeshaoeheyifenhefanhuilaichi，tamenyeshishuomeiyoule。

】502：【zheiyangzuoyetaibudidaoleba，jiranxiangliuzhehefanheshaoejilaidianlidegukedaidongqitaxiaofei，

neijiubiebiaochulaiyaogaohuodonga，haitiantiankaizhegelabahan。】403：【taiduzheimecha，

dongxiduohaochidoumeiyong，yihouzaiyebuqutajiamaile！】wobiaoshishenshendirentong，

hetamentucaoguohouxinqingzongsuanshimeiyouneimebiequle。beicuidedagongrenyemeiyouneimeduoshijiantucao，

weilegongsideyewu，woyaoqugebidechengshichuchasantian。dengzaicimangwanhuidaojiayishiwanshangjiudian，

chuchaleitanle，wozhijiezaishoujishangdianlegezhajiwaimaibianjinyushixizaole。chulaihou，

woxiangwangchangyiyangdakaimenbajiazishangdewaimainajinlai，hezilibuduandisanfachuyigunanwendeweidao。

wozhouzhemeitoubawaimaihezidakai。「a——」xiayimiaowohoutuijianjiaochusheng。limiannalishixiangpenpendezhaji，

lianggeechoudelaoshubeiqiechenglekuaikuai，zhengzhengqiqiditangzaiwodewaimaihezili！

wolikepaileyizhangzhaopianfajishangjia，fennudizhizetamen：「shenmeyisia？yonglaoshurouchongdangzhaji？

meiyouhuolekeyihewoshuoyishengquxiaodingdana，wodouzainimenzheidianguohaojicile，nimenzheigediansuanshiwanle，

woyidinghuijichapingde！」budaoyifenzhong，shangjiadedianhuadalejinlai，wodianlejietong：「ninhao，

shiwang**ma？woshizhajidiandelaoban，wokandaonizheibianfadexinxile，wokeyihenibaozheng，

zheijueduibushiwomengande，nikeyichakanjiankong，jiankongkandeyiqingerchu。」

woduihuiqu：「bushinigandenengshisheigande？nandaolaoshuroushipingkongchuxianzailimiande？nijiwodengzhe，

woxianzaijiuguoqu！」zheijiazhajidianjuliwojiabudaoyigongli，wodaolouxiasaolegegongxiangdanche，

budaoshifenzhongjiudaodianlile。nuqichongchongdipaojinquzhaodaolaoban：「nimenbushishuokanjiankongma？

xianzaijiwokana！」wokuaiyaoqifengle，leisileihuoganlejitianhuohuilai，haiyudaozheimegeyingrendeshiqing。

dianjiaheaidixiaolexiao，zhuzhegeguaizhangqilai：「haohaohao，wofanjilujinikan，nishijiudianshierfenxiadedan，

womenjiankonglidoukeyikandedaochucandeshiwuhedingdanshangdemingzi。」2wozuoxialaichakanjiankong，

fanfukanlewubian，queshirudianjiasuoshuo，canhelidedequequefangdeshizhaji。

dianjiadeerziyangzhetouguaiguaidihewojieshi：「jiejie，womenjiadezhajihenweishengde，

doushiwomamameitianxianade，nikandianlilianyizhiwenzidoumeiyou。」tingdaozhei，wosichuhuanguyiquan，

zheicaifaxiandianlidasaodeganganjingjing，lianzhaguolimiandeyoudouqingchetoudi。

dunshijuedeyouxieganga：「buhaoyisia，laoban，shiwomeiyoulejieqingchu，wuhuinile。」

laobanshanjierenyidexiaolexiao：「meishi，sheipengdaozheizhongshiqingdoulengjingbulede，wozaipeiyifenjiniba。」

tizhelaobansongdezhajizouzailushang，woyoushoutaiqilaijiushijizijiyibazhang：「wozhengaisia！」

juranmeilejieqingchu，duizhequeleyitiaotuidedanqinmamapokoudama……buguowohaishibiebuxiazheikouqi，

xiqulezheicidejiaoxun，wodadianhuajiwaimaiyuanwenshengxunwen：「wei，nihao，woshixxxadongwuloude，

nijinwansongguowaimailaizheili，nizhidaolimianshishenmeshiwuma？」waimaiyuantuokouerchu：「zhajia。」

woyouwen：「nizenmezhidaolimianshizhaji？nidakaiguo？」

tingtongneibiandewaimaiyuanyilianmoming：「xuyaodakaikanma？zhajideweidaoneimenong，yiwenjiuwenchulaile，

nishibushiguyizhaoshia？shinizijishuofangzaimenkoude，buguanwodeshi。」queshimeicidianzhaji，

wogeleyigeketingdounengwendaolimiansanfachulaidexiangwei。keshi，bushiwaimaiyuanhuishisheini？

wozhuzaizheilichabuduoyinianle，zirenweiyulinjumenxiangchudehenrongqia，hegongsidetongshigengshimeiyoushenmemaodun，

womenhaiyuehaoleguoqingjiaqiyiqichuqulvyou。huidaoloudaopengdaolezhuzaigebi502dezhangdage，

wowentajintianyoumeiyoukanjianxingweiguaiyideren，tayaoyaotou：「meiyoua，fashengshenmeshilema？」

wobajintianlaoshurouwaimaideshijianhetashuole：「woxiangbuchulaihuishishei，womenzheiliyoumeiyoujiankong，

chabuchulai。」zhangdagetiwobaobuping：「kao！sheizheimeexinrena，bierangwozhuadaota！xiaomeinibiepa，

youshisuishilaizhaowo。」woxieguotazhihouhuilejia，suishoubazhajifangdaoyipang，jingguojinwandeshiqing，

woxianzaiyemeiyouweikouchidongxile。jiexialaideyizhounei，doumeiyourenheyichang。

jiuzaiwoyiweizheigeshinagexiaohaiziezuojudeshihou，shishizhengmingjiwo，zheiyiqiejinjinzhishikaishi！zheitian，

wogancehuaanjiabandaowanshangshidian，zhenzhuozaisanhaishixuanzezaigongsidianhaolewaimai，zheiyanghuiquganghaojiunengchile。

yilushanghuaichuaizhetantedexinqing，huidaojiazhendekandaolingwozhongshengnanwangdeyimu！gangdakaiwaimaihe，

jishizhizhanglangconglimianyongchulai，padaowodeshoushang，shenzhishishenshang、lianshang！worenzhekuyibadongxishoushihao，

fazhaopianzaiqunlixunwenzheidongloudezhuhuyoumeiyourenpengdaohewoyiyangdeqingkuang。403dezhuhuhuida：【meiyou，

wojibentiantiandianwaimai，zanmenzheidonglouyemeiyouxionghaizi，nidouzaizheilizhuleyinianle，

huibuhuishidezuilesheiteyizhenduinide？】702danyouditichujianyi：【yaobumaigejiankongzhuangzaimenkouba，

yihouhaishizijizuofanhaole，xianzaidianwaimaiganjueyuelaiyuebuanquanle，haibuganjing。

】3502debaozaodagebaocukou：【wakao！youlai？daodishisheizaigaozheisichu？youbingba！

】kanlaizheishizhenduiwoyigerendeju，lengjingxialaihouwozhongxinzaipingtaishangdianleyifenwaimai。buyihuier，

waimaidaole，worangwaimaiyuanfangzaimenkou，touguomaoyankantayoumeiyoushenmeqiguaidexingwei，

jieguotafangxiazhuanshengancuililuodizoule。woyoujixudunzaimenkoutingzhewaimiandedongjing，

kexiguolelianggexiaoshidoumeiyourenherenchuxian。wokaimenbawaimainajinlai，

zheiciheziliyemeiyoubengchuqiqiguaiguaideshengwu。buguozheiciyebushimeiyoushouhuo，wofaxianzhiyaowozaijia，

waimaijiubuhuichuwenti，zheishuomingxiangexinwoderenjiuzaifujin，tazhidaowoshenmeshihouhuilai。

getianwoteyidianlewaimai，duozailouxiadamenkoubuyuanchu，yankanzhewaimaiyuanjuliwoyuelaiyuejin，

shaoediandelaobanniangzhouranzhaoshouhantaguolai。wotingbuqingtamenshuoleshenme，

zhijianshaoedianlaobanniangcongwaimaiyuandeshoulijieguoleneifenshuyuwodewaimai。

youzhuanshenhuidaodianlitileyigeheisesuliaodaichulai，zhizhiwangwozhudeneidonglouzoujinqu。wogenzaitashenhou，

kuaiyaodaodiwucengdeshihou，tatinglexialai，dunzailoucengzhongjian，naqisuliaodaidaozailimian。「he，**，

yaobushinizheizhongjianzuihushuobadao，womendeshengyiyebuzhiyudaozheigedibu！chichichi，chibusini，

zheixiawokannihaizenmechi！」touguoloudaodedengguang，wokandewubiqingchuneishuangyanjingyouduomehenwo！

wowuzhezuibabuganfachushengyin，budaozuihouyikeshiqingsuishidouhuiyoubianshu。

shaoedianlaobanniangqingshouqingjiaodezoudaowojiamenkou，bawaimaihefangxialaizhuanshenjiuyaozou，

wochongguoquzhuaizhutadeshoukuanghou：「haoa！zongsuanshirangwozhuadaole，yizhiyilaidoushinizaigaogui，

weishenmeyaozheiyangzuo！zanmenwuyuanyewuchouba，woshenmeshihoudezuinilema？」laobanniangshensehuangzhangxianglikai，

naihewoyisangzibalinjudoujihoulechulai，dajiadangzhuletadetuilu。

wotiqiwaimaizaiciquerenqingchushangmianshiwodemingzi，qibudayichulai：「nikanjiushizheigenvde，

shaoediandelaoban，zheiduanshijianwangwowaimaihelibushifanglaoshuroujiushizhanglang，wodoubuzhidaowozenmetale，

yaozheimeduiwo！」502dezhangdagebaozheshoubeizaiyibiantaofata：「nizheimeduirenjiaxiaonvhaiganma？

tazaizheilizhuleyinianle，shenmeweirenwomenqingchu，conglaibuhebierenfashengzhengzhi，zaishuole，

youshenmeshiqingbukeyidangmianshuo？feiyaozaibeihoushizheixiexiaoshouduan？」702derexindajieyekanbuguoqule。

「shia，huanzuoni，meicikandaowaimaihelibengchugezhongshengwu，nibuhaipaa？yigezuoshipinde，

nenggaodaolaoshuzhanglang，zheixiegaibuhuishicongnidiandehouchuzhuadeba？」laobanniangjianzhuangyebutaole，

poguanziposhuaidizhizhewobizidama：「haihaoyisiwenwoweishenme，nizijizuoleshenmeshinizijixinliqingchu！

」「yaobushinizaiqunliguyidihuiwomenjiadedian，womendeshengyizhiyubiandezheimechama？yinweini，

womenxianzaiyitianzhishaoshaozhuanleliangqian，womeizhaonipei，zhishijiniwaimaihelijiadianliaodousuanbianyinile！」

4woxiangpolenaodaidoumeixiangdaowuyijianzaiqunlitucaodehua，huizaodaodianjiadebaofu！

woyitouwushui：「woshenweiyigexiaofeizhe，zhishibashijiqingkuangshuochulaileeryi，

nideyingyeexiadieguanwoshenmeshi？」laobanniangedudidengzhewo：「zenmebuguannideshi？

nibuzhidaohuocongkouchuma？yichuanshi，shichuanbai，xianzaiyinweinishuowomenjiadefuwutaidubuhao，

henduorendoubulaiwomendianlixiaofeile，jintianjirandoutongpole，neinibazheijitiansunshideyingyeehaihuilaijiwo！

」tashuozhejiutaochushoujizaijisuanjilidianlaidianqu，ranhouduizaiwomianqian：「nihaixuyaojiwoyiwanwu，

saomajihaishixianjinji？」wochadianqixiaole，jiusuanzhendeshiyinweiwozaiqunlifabiaodeyanlundaozhitakerenjianshao，

neiyeshitayingdede！buquxiangzheruhetigaozijidianlidefuwutaidu，ershilaiguaizuixiaofeizhe。「meiyou，

wopingshenmejini，haimeixiangnisuopeijingshen……」tabudengwohuashuowanjiudaduan：「qiongbi！wojiuzhidao！

lianwushiwukuaiqiandeetoudoumaibuqi，wokannizheibeiziyejiujizaizheigepojiudefangzilile。」woyouxiehaoxiao，

woyaoshiyouqiandehuahaiyongzuwubaiyigeyuedelaochengquma？wochaotashenchushou：「shia，

suoyi……niyaobuyaozanzhuwoyixia？rangwoyetiyanxiazhubieshudeganjue。」tapeideyisheng：「lianpizhenhou，

wodoumeizhubieshu，rangnizhubieshu？xiabeizizaizuomengba！」hetachepizhijian，jingchazhongyudaole。

woyangzhuangchuyifukeliandemoyang，dishenggaozhuang：「jingchatongzhi，shiwobaodejing，

tayijinglianzhehaojiciwangwowaimaihelifangzhanglangle，jintianbeiwozhuazhule。」「zheicishiwoshouhai，

xiacijiuyoukenengshibieren，erqiewohuaiyizheixiedongxitashicongzijidianlidehouchuzhuade，

burannalinengzhuadaoneimeduodongxia，

wodoubuganxiangyigecanyindianzaizheizhonghuanjingxia**chulaideshiwuyouduobuganjing，

haijindaoleneimeduoxiaofeizhedezuili……」woguyibashiqingconggerendejiaodushangshengdaodazhongdejiaodu，

jinjinzhishijijudaoqianjiebulewoxintoudeqi。jingchashenqingyansu，

laobanniangxinxuditigaoyinliang：「nishaozaizheiliyuanwangren！meixiangdaoniyigenvhaizinianjiqingqingde，

mankoupenhuanghua，womendianlishiyouweishengxukezhengde，yaoshiweishengbuguoguan，yebuhuikaizheimeduonian，

bingqiehaiyouneimeduolaogukele！」ranertadehuazhiyoubaifenzhilinggerenxiangxin。wodounengkanchulaitaxinliyougui，

gengbieshuojingchale。jingchadangjipaibanjueding：「womenxianzaiqudianlikankan，yaomeiwenti，dajiayenengfangxin。」

laobanniangzhidaozheijianshiqingmeiyoushangliangdeyudi，yilianshengwukeliandegenzaihoumian。zhongtuwuzheduzihanteng，

woguanxindao：「haihaoma？yaobuwomenzoukuaidian，niyehaohuilaishangcesuo。」laobanniangtongkudebiaoqingjiangzailianshang，

nenekaikou：「mei……meishi，wojuedewohainengjianchi，yebushihenteng。」guoleliangfenzhong，

tayoubashoujinaqilai，zhangdagecuzhemeikanta：「ninashoujiganma？buhuishiyaotongfengbaoxinba？」

jingchayanlidizhizhita：「zoukuaidian，budaoliangbaimidejulizouleshifenzhong，nixinlinanbuchengzhenyougui？」

zuihoubantuibanjiudizoudaodianmenkou，shaoediandelaobankanjianzheimeduorenguolai，

paoshangqiantaohaowenhao：「jingchatongzhi，woshizhaozhiyong，qingwenwolaopofanleshenmeshia？」

5jingchafanwenta：「tawangbierenwaimaihelifanglaoshuzhanglangzheishinizhidaoma？」

zhaozhiyongwugudiyaoleyaotou：「wobuzhidaoa，woyaozhidaodehuahainengrangtaganchuzheimequededeshiqingma，

meitianmangdejiaodoubuzhandi，jingchatongzhi，nifangxin，woyidinghuihaohaojiaoyuta，baozhengbuhuiyouxiacile。」

tayouniuguotoukanxiangwo：「shizheiweixiaomeishiba？shushujiniqieliangjinshaoe，titajinipeibushile。」

「nizenmezhidaotahaiderenshiwo？」

wozhizhebaizaicancheshangchishengyibandeshiwuchuochuanta：「nixianzaichidebujiushiwodiandewaimaima？

beijingkaoyajiayifenlitang。」zhaozhiyongqiangxingjieshi：「bushia，zheishiwomaide，xiaomei，

nijintianyedianlezheigewaimai，zhenqiaoa，zanmenzhenyouyuan，jintianshuoshenmeshushudoudejiniqiesanjinshaoe。」

laobanniangchelechetadeyixiu，xiaoshengququ：「laogong，jitaneimeduoganma？tayepei？

sanjindoukeyizhuanyibaikuaiqianle，langfeiwomendeliangshi。」woxianzaishikanqingle，zhaozhiyongcaishizhumou，

laobanniangjiushigexiongdawunaozhihuishuaman，tibierendangqiangde。zhaozhiyongdengletayiyan，

heiheixiao：「buhaoyisia，woairenxihuanshuoxiao……」「tianna！zheihouchuzangchengzheigeyangzi，buxing，

woyaoqutule！」renqunzhongyigenanshengbuzhidaoshenmeshihouchongdaolehouchu，cikezhengduizhelajitongkuangtu。

zhaozhiyonggubudeneimeduo，likepaoguoqubahouchudemenzhongxinguanhao，

hedao：「nizheigerenzenmezheimemeiyoulimao！shibushisheiguniguolaiguyixianhaiwomende？」

tashituzhuanyihuati，kexijingchayibabatalachedaoyibian，kaimenzoulejinqu。woweizaimenkou，

chadianyeyaobeihouchudehuanjingexintule。laoshuzaishiwudezhouweipaolaipaoqu，

youjikuairoudoubeilaoshuyaochulekouzi，cangyinghaizaishangmianfeilaifeiqu。genglipudeshi，

laobanbaneixierouqiechengkuaizhuang，fangzaiwaimaiheshang，dingdanbiaozhizhezaipinhaofanxiadandeyonghu！

dazhebumaigeyeroudezhaopai，bingxianglidoushimeiyoumaiwandesudongrou。renqundetuomashengciqibifu。【zheimezang？

womeidasaoshiniandefangjiandoumeitayibanzang，nimenkankanzheizaotaiheidebifeizhourenhaihei，

haibalaoshuyaoguoderoumaijiguke，liangxinbeigouchilea！】【bingxianglidoushigeyerou，haiyouxiaoheidian，

doubuzhidaofangleduojiule……】zaidianlichifandegukeqidebazhuozishangdeshiwuyigunaozazailaobandeshenshang。

【ou……qisiwole！kuiwohaizainijiachilezheimejiu，yizhiyiweishixinxiande，yicichonghao，

jintianyaobushijingchazai，wogaodidouhuidanimenyidunchuchuqi！】【chia，nimenchi！

bushishuozijijiadexinxianma？nimenchiyigejiwokankan！】【bieshuole，