tianxiangxiangjingxinchuangzuode《erzibaojingzhuawo？dalaoqinzilaijiewoerhun》shiyibukourenxinxiandehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo。gushiyizhujiaojiangshumanhuoyuchendechengzhangweixiansuo，tongguodutedexushufangshihelingrennanyiyuliaodejuqing，dailingduzhetansuolerenxing、mingyunheziyouyizhidefuzaguanxi。yushiangrantingxiongzoujinsongjiayanbangongshi，“geweiruoshijuedezijiyougenghaodexuanze，dakebacichengdishanglai，……。
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jiangshumanxianzaihuixiangqilai，rengjiujuedezhenjingyoubeiliang！
tadeerzi，congshenmeshihoukaishi，jingyexiangzhebiedenvren？
和宋嘉言一样！
“出了什么事？”
menwaichuanlaiyidaoshuxideshengyin，xizhuanggelvzoujinlaidenanrenzhongyuzoujinlai，dishenghejingchashuolejijuhua，taiqitou，rujuheimoudingzhejiangshuman。
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因为有人比她更快。
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谁打谁？！
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jiangshumanshouzhangshunjianshoulong！
tazhidaoyanqianzheigenvrenyouduokepa。
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jiangshumanxiayishihuiyiqiliangrendeguowang。
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zheihuaqueshunjian**daosongyang。
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jiangshumanxintengdejihuyaoyunjue！！
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