《erzishinaner》shiyibulingrenxindongdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,youchuanshisanqiaomiaogousi。gushijiangshulejixingranyuhuanhuanjiyueshuzaiyiciourandeshijianzhongtashangleyiduanwujindemaoxianzhilv。jixingranyuhuanhuanjiyueshujiangmianduigezhongweixianhemiti,bingjieshileyiqundaoyiheyouyidehuoban。tongguozhihui、yongqiheyili,jixingranyuhuanhuanjiyueshuzhujianfaxianlezijidezhenzhengshiming,bingweizhifendoudaodi。zainanzhuduiwomenjiaxiashoudeshihou,tayezhishixiangzhengxingdequanzuleliangju,jiusuitaqule。houlaicaizhidao,yinweitamamazaiwojiazuobaomu,haidetabeixuexiaoderenkan……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
第1集
wosihoucaidezhi,zijisuochudeshiyigexiaoshuoshijie,erhanxinrukuyangdadeerzijingranshichiqingnaner。
youyuerzizuailenannvzhudeaiqing,womenjiazainanzhudecaozuoxiapochan,laogongzishashenwang,erzibeizheduanshoujiaosongquqitao。
woyunvergengshizaoyulefeirendelingnve,hanhenerzhong。
zhonghuoyishi,wojuedingbahuogenjinzaoeshazaiyaolanli!
shenmenannvzhutianmingzhizi,tongtongjiwosi!
1
「mama,xingxing,meimeiele。」
womengdizhengkaishuangyan,dakouchuanzheqi,xinyouyuji。
wusuideerzihaoqidikanzhewo,heiputaosideyanzhuzichongmanbujie。
「mama,zuoemenglema?」
wobaerzilandaogenqian,kanzhetabaoziyibanfeidududexiaolian,woyishidaowozhongshengle。
wogenzhangfushishangyelianyin,suiranmeishenmeganqingqueyexiangjingrubin。yuyouyieryinv,gongsizaidangdiyesuanheheyouming,riziguodebietiduoshutanle。
kezaierzishibasuideshihou,yudaolenvzhu。
nvzhushiwojiabaomudenver,baomushangleyao,nvzhujiulaidaowojia,timudagong。
congci,woerzixianruduinvzhudechimizhong,bukeziba。
ernvzhubuweiqiangquan,jujuewoerzideshihao,gennanzhugundaoyiqi。
buliaonanzhuyeshihaomenshijia,jingguoyifantongkujiuchan,nvzhuhaishijieshoulenanzhu。
yinweierziduinvzhuqiongzhuibushe,nanzhukaishibaofuwojia,tunbinglewojiagongsi,chenglilezijideshangyediguo,gennvzhuguoshangxingfumeimanderizi。
erwolaogongjieshoubulepochantiaolouzisha,wohewonverbeilingnvezhisi,tamengengshigequwoerzideshetou,zheduantadeshoujiao,rangtayibeizizhinengzaijieshangqitao。
不是,凭什么啊?
wokanzhewowusuideerzi,yuekanyuexiangnaocan。
2
wozhongshenghuilaideshijianhaizao,cishihainengxuxutuzhi。
erzijixingrancaiwusui,erwodenverjiyueshusansui,nvzhugenwonveryiyangda,haishigechinaidewawa。
xiangdaozheili,worenlexujiu,cairenzhumeijilewoerziyibidou。
woxiangbumingbaia,wocongxiaolimaodetideerzi,zenmejiukanshangnvzhuleni?
shiliusuidewanidoukandeshang,nengbunengchidianhaode?
haiganyuanzuoniuzuoma,yinrendaonvzhucaishibasuicaibiaomingxinyi,haojiahuo,nishurenzheshenguia?
xiaohaizihenmingan,jixingrankandaowonankandelianse,dunshixiaoxinyiyiqilai。
「......mama,wozijiqujimeimeizhudongxichi。」
「算了。」
wolazhuzheigexiaoluobutou,qishen。
还早,还来得及。
3
wokaishijierzikangezhongmeinvshipin。
nvzhubushixihuanzoujianqiangrouruoxiaobaihualuxianma?wojiujierzikansashuangdaqiyujie,kansheiwandeguoshei。
gangxiabanhuijiadebingshanlaogong:?
jisheng,yejiushiwoneitiaolouzishadebingshanlaogongzhoumei:「haizihaineimexiao,nizheishizaiganshenme?」
「haizideshenmeidecongxiaozhuaqi,buranyihouhenrongyibeirenpianzoude。」
jishengwuyu,dantayixiangbuchashouhaizidejiaoyuwenti,yejiusuiwoqule。
kanjishengjiexialingdai,yibianzouhuishufangbangong,womengdiyishidao。
bunengguangzhuaxiaode,haidezhualaode。
ruguowojiaqiangdadaowurenkehandong,wohebipalianggexiaopihai?
wobashipindiujijixingran,batuigenleshangqian,zaijishengjinshufangqian,batabidongzaifangmenshang。
jishenglianweihong:「ke,haizihaizaini......」
「ni,jiwoanpaigezongjinglideweizhi,woyaodaizhezanjiagongsizuodazuoqiang!」
jishenghuanhuandachuyigewenhao。
wozhidaotadeyihuo,woyigezhengtianzhizhidaohuaqiandeda**,zenmehuituranxiangzhanshoushengyideshi。
xiaosi,meichiguozhurouyejianguozhupaohaoba,woshibudongzuoshengyi,danwozhidaoyihousheinengchengweishoufu,zhidaoweilaidequshi。
bierenzhuazhufengkou,wozhijiebianchengfengkou!
吹不死你们!
4
zaiwoderuanmoyingpaozhixia,jishengaobuguowo,jiwosheleyigexuxian,touziguwen。
buguomeiguanxi,wohuiyongshijianzhengmingziji。
shuzhongshuo,jixingranshipianpianguigongzi,shenshangyouyiguposuigan。yinweifumushangyelianyin,congxiaobianjieshoujingyingjiaoyu,ernvzhugentayudaodesuoyounvhaizidoubutong。
nvzhudehuopotianzhendadonglejixingran,haixihuanguangpifashichangchilubiantan,bingmeiyoubatadanggongzigeduidai,zheirangtadaweizhenhan,yitouaishang。
congcijixingranhaobulinseshouzhongziyuan,weitachanchuyiqiezuai,jiangtayangchengyigeda**,zhizhibiaomingxinyi,nvzhuluohuangertao。
wozhenshilaorenditieshouji,wopabushishenglegeshaziba。
jiranruci,wohaisongtaquxuetaiquan,xueshuaijiao,youyongjianshenyiyangbuluo。
jixingranyuezhangyueda,shenshangdejianzirouyeyuelaiyuezhuangshuo。
bushixihuanposuiganma?yiquanbarendadeposuideneizhong,yesuanba?
5
shijinianshijianyihuangerguo。
baomuyushenzhuizhuibuan,qiaoxianglewofangjiandemen。
「furen,wozheiyaolaomaobingfanle,tengdelihai,pashiganbulehuole。」
yushenjinzhangdecuozheshou,youxiexiaoxinyiyikanzhewo。
woshenxiyikouqi,jiushijintian。
woxiangxiangwoqianshizenmeshuolaizhe,e,duile。
「yushen,nizaiwojiagongzuolezheimejiu,womendouhenxiguannidezhaogu。danruguoniyaolikaidehua,woyebuhuilanzheni。」
yushenyiting,ganjinshuodao。
「furen,wozhishixuyaoxiuxijigeyue,zheiduanshijianwokeyirangwonverlaijiali,bangwoyiqiganhuo。」
lailelaile,nvzhuzhongyulaile!
wozhidaoyushenkendingshebudezheifenqianduoshishaodegongzuo,qishizuoweinvzhutama,yushenhaisuanyigehegedebaomu。
woyecengxiangguoxianxiashouweiqiang,bayushenzhijiediaolishenbian,duanjuenvzhuchuxiandejihui。danshiebushangbaibenxiaoshuozhihou,woduineishenmenvzhuguanghuanyoudianjidan。
yuqifanghuguishan,burufangdaoyanpizidixia,kantanengxianchushenmefenglang。
woguzuoweinan:「ninver?wojide,tagenyueshuyiyangda,caishiwusui,zheiyangbuhaoba?」
yushen:「meiguanxidefuren,tajiushilaibangwodaxiashou,ganyixiehuoeryi,buxuyaojitafuchoulao,busuanguyongtonggong。」
「那好吧。」
wozhuangzuomianweiqinandedayingle,yushenhuantianxidihuiqudadianhua,rangnvzhuguolai。
就在明天!
6
女主来了。
tajiaoyuhuanhuan,youxieshouruo,shiliusuidehaizigetoubugao,yanzhuzidaoshihenliang,yijinmenjiubutingwangwojialisao。
「夫人好!」
yuhuanhuanzhongqishizudigenwodalezhaohu,linqitonghetuoba,fengfenghuohuodikaishituoqidilai。
yuhuanhuanganhuolisuo,yebujiaoqing,zaishuzhongbuzhishiwoerzi,jiulianwohewolaogongdoutingxihuanta。
buzhizizhutashangxue,hairangerzihenverduitaduoyouzhaogu。
kesheinengxiangdaoni,haidewomenjiaporenwangdeyeshita。
zainanzhuduiwomenjiaxiashoudeshihou,tayezhishixiangzhengxingdequanzuleliangju,jiusuitaqule。
houlaicaizhidao,yinweitamamazaiwojiazuobaomu,haidetabeixuexiaoderenkanbuqi,yushitaduiwojiayeshifenzenghen。
ketayibianzenghen,yibianxiangshouwojiadekuizeng,daotoulaihaiyaoshuoshiwomenyongjinqianzheruta,tagenbenbuxuyao。
woyouxiangbumingbaile,baomuzenmele,buyeshikaolaozuoyanghuojialiren,nandaojiubibierendirenyidengma?
zhinengshuonvzhudenaohuilushiyoudianzijiluojide。
buguozuidadewenti,haishichuzaiwoneishaerzishenshang。
7
「妈,我回来了。」
jixingrandichendesangyinxiangqi。
「妈咪!」
jiaoxiaodeshenzipujinwohuaili,wolianmangbaojinlewodebaobeinver。
「yueshu,mandian,biezhuangdaomamile。」
jixingranyouxiebuman,jiangwofuwenle。
jiyueshubufuqidechaogegebanlegeguilian,haishibazaiwoshenshangbufang。
wociaidimolemojiyueshudetou,wogenlianggehaizixiangchujihao,nversuirandoushiliule,danhaishishifenyilaiwo。
「zheishi......gegejiejiemenme?nimenhaoya。」
yuhuanhuanqiadaohaochudechuxianzaiwomenmianqian,dadafangfanggenjixingranhejiyueshudaqizhaohulai。
zhishiyandineiyimosuanji,gewaiciyan。
xiangbizhixia,wodeshaerziheshanverjiudanchunxuduo。
jixingranlimao:「nihao。」
jiyueshuhaoqididaliangzheyuhuanhuan:「zheishisheiya?woshenmeshihouyoumeimeile?」
zheibenshiyijuwuxinzhiwen,luodaoyuhuanhuanerli,bianshiwonverkanbuqita,buyuanrentadangmeimei。
wulunzhihouwonverdaitaduohao,tayezhijidezheijuhua,mingrenjiangwonveranruyunili,jijinnvedai,huomaiersi。
wohunshenfahan,qianshiyanzhengzhengkanzheyueshusiwangdehuamianshiwozheibeiziyizhiyingraobuqudeemeng。
wotaiyanqukan,zhenghaokandaoleyuhuanhuanlianshangshanguoyisiyinmai。
「mami,nizenmele?」
jiyueshuchajuedaowozaifadou,danyouditaiqiletou。
「meishenme。」womianqiangxiaolexiao,wenzhuxinshen。
「zheishiyushendenver,laibangmangganhuode。nimenshangkeleileba?kuaibadongxifangxia,denghuijiunengchifanle。」
yuhuanhuanmengditaiqitoukanwo,yanzhongshizhenjingyushenjiu。
8
qianshiwojianleyuhuanhuan,zaiernvhuilaizhihou,haitedizhufutamenyaoyuyuhuanhuanhaohaoxiangchu。
youlewodeshouyi,jixingranhejiyueshuduiyuhuanhuankeweishijinxinjinyi。
danzheiciwotaidupingdan,yishuangernvziranyemeijiangyuhuanhuanfangzaixinshang,gezishuxiqule。
keyuhuanhuanweishenmehuineimezhenjing?
mofei,tazhidaowoyuanbenyaoshuoshenme?
9
wokaishitoutouguanchayuhuanhuan。
wozijiguanchahaibugou,haiqingle**,quantianhouquanfangweigenzongyuhuanhuan。
zheitian,yuhuanhuanlazheyushen,qiaoqiaoduodaolezoulangliyaoerduo。
wodunshijingshenyizhen,daishangerjitingleqilai。
meicuo,wozaijialigegedifangdoufanglequqietingqi,fangdejiushiyuhuanhuan。
「ma,nishibushiganleshenmeshi,dezuijifurenle?」
yuhuanhuanshengyinyouxieqijibaihuai,yuzhixiangfandezeshimangrandeyushen。
「meiyoua,zenmele?」
「neijifurenzenmeburangjixingranduiwohaoni?gaodewohaiyaozuojiawu,leisile。」
「buganhuoneinilaizheiliganshenme?」
「我......」
yuhuanhuanbeiyushendehuayezhu,wobieleyihuirenzhemeixiaochushenglai。
「woyouzijideshiyaozuo!manibiefangaiwo!」
「诶,你这孩子!」
yuhuanhuanzhuanshenlikai,yushenwunai。
wodaizheerji,xinliyoulesiliang。
zheigeyuhuanhuan,buduijing。
yushenshishichengren,qianshiwojiapochan,tatoumozhejiwomensongdongxi。
dangshiwoduiyuhuanhuanhenzhirugu,jubujieshou。meiduojiuyushenyiwaishensi,yuhuanhuanhaibazheigezuiminganzailewodetoushang。
rendaodizenmenenglengxuedao,duizijidefumuxiashou?
meidengwoduoxiang,jiutingdaoyuhuanhuandeshengyinzaierjizhongchuanlai。
「xitong,zheidaodizenmehuishi,jijiarenbushiyinggaiduiwohao,zizhuwoma?zenmeyigegeduiwodouzheimelengdan?」
10
我猛地坐直了身子!
tashuoxitong!**,yuanlaitanadeshixitongwen!
dekuiwozheixienianduixiaoshuodeyanjiu,duixitongzheileiziyanyebumosheng。
nvzhuyouxitong,neibushigengmafanle?sheizhidaohuibuhuigaoshenmenitiandejinshouzhichulai。
buzhidaoxitongshuoleshenme,yuhuanhuanbunaifanqilai。
「zhenshide,yibenshulidenpchaixuyaowoqutaohao,zhenbuzhidaoyaonizheigexitongganma。」
npc?yuhuanhuanshiyaotaohaoshei?
yuhuanhuanzhidaozheishiyibenshuma?
yidianyuelaiyueduo,woyaozheshouzhixianglexiang,juedinghaishixianchanchuzuidadeyinhuan。
我的傻大儿。
......
「woxiangsongxingranqujunduizhongxuexi。xianqujunshihuaguanlixuexiao,dengnianjidaole,zhijiekaorujundui。」
ciyanyichu,jingdailecanzhuoshangderen。
jiyueshu:「mami,nilaizhende?」
jishengyeyiwaiwodejueding,danzheixienianlai,woyixiedexingjingsuiranwulitou,queziyoudaoli,suoyitayemeiyoukaikouzuzhi。
wokanxiangjixingran:「erzi,nijuedeni?」
jixingrandiandiantou,yilianjianyi:「wokeyi。woxiangxinmamadejueding。」
zaiwoduoniandexuntaoxia,jixingranxianzaideyanshenbirudanghaijianding。
womanyidiantou,baerzisongzou,wojiubuxinyuhuanhuangezhezheimeyuanjulihainenggouyindaota。
【shenme,nanerjingranyaoqujundui?!zenmegenshulidejuqingbuyiyang?】
【zizi......juqingchuxianpiancha,jinggao,jinggao,renwushijiechuxiancuowu......】
这是什么声音?
zhuantoukanqu,zhenghaokandaoyuhuanhuanzhanzaimenhou,yinandedingzhewomen。
zheishitagenxitongdeduihua?wojingrannengtingdao?
【renwushijiechuxianbingdu,jijiangjinxingxiufu......】
erbianyouchuanlaiyidaoaidianzihechengyin,woturanganjuetounaoyizhenxuanyun,renbuzhupadaozaizhuoshang。
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