废柴的我，被战神师姐当狗遛爱吃土豆芝士饼的张煜-著

小说简介

《feichaidewo，beizhanshenshijiedanggouliu》shiaichitudouzhishibingdezhangyuxiedeyibenluojixinghenqiangdeshu，gushizhangjietiaoliqingchu，bijiaowanmei。zhujiaoshilingzhaojiangchezhuyaojiangshudeshi：zheiyijingshidijiubaijiushijiuci，woduizijishuo，zairenren，dengwozangoule“huangyanjifen”，duihuange“jingangbuhuaiti”，wojiuxiashankaigeshaobingpu，zaiyebusi……

精彩章节

下一秒。

“hong——！！！！！”

一声巨响。

zhenggeliandanlu，liandaizhewo，doubeiyigujudadeliliangxianfeilechuqu。

woganjuezijifeilehengao，zhuanlehaojigequan，zuihoulianchaoxia，jiejieshishidipaizailedishang。

dengwoqihunbasudipaqilai，zhenggeyuanzi，yijingyipianlangjie。

neigezhenguideliandanlu，zhale。

zhadesifenwulie，suipianbengdedaochudoushi。

erneilianggehongshu，lianhuidoumeishengxia。

lingzhaoshijie，yebeibaozhadeqilangxianfanzaidi，tangyidousuile。tashoulideshugaizailianshang，yidongbudong。

我吓得魂飞魄散。

wanle，wanle，wobatiantonglegedakulong。

wobazongzhudebaobeinverjizhale！

wojintianbieshuokaishaobingpule，wolianguhuidouliubuxialaile！

woliangundaipadiguoqu：“shijie！shijienizenmeyangle！nixingxinga！”

tanakailianshangdeshu，luchuyizhanghuitoutuliandelian。

takanzhewo，yanshenhenpingjing。

“姜澈。”

“dizizai！dizizuigaiwansi！”

“nifangleduoshaolingshi？”

“jiu……jiuyikuai。ninjideneikuai。”

“e。”tadiandiantou，“wowangle。neigeshi‘jiutianleihuojingying’，bushilingshi。yidiandianjiunengshaoganyitiaohe。woyiqianyongtalaidianwenxiangde。”

woyanqianyihei，chadianyunguoqu。

yongzheizhongshenxiannanqiudebaobei，dianwenxiang？haiyonglaikaohongshu？

jiuzaizheishi，shijidaoliuguangcongtianerjiang。

zongzhu，geweizhanglao，quanbeizheishengjuxiangjingdongle，qishuashuadiluozaileyuanzili。

weishoudezongzhu，yejiushilingzhaotadie，kanzheyipianlangjiedeyuanzi，hetaneigehuitoutuliandebaobeinver，liandoubaile。

“zhaoer！zenmehuishi！sheigande！”

suoyourendemuguang，doujizhongzailewozheigeweiyidewairenshenshang。

shijidaojindanqi，shenzhiyuanyingqidanengdeweiya，tongshiyazaiwoshenshang。

wo“putong”yishengjiuguixiale，lian“wutitoudishengong”doubuyongyan，shizhenzhanbuzhule。

woganjuezijixiayimiaojiuyaobeizheixiedalaodeyanshenjifenjiele。

naozilidexitongfengkuangbaojing。

【jinggao！jiancedaozhimingweixie！】【chufajinjirenwu：mantianguohai】【renwuneirong：bianzaoyigehelidehuangyan，jieshiliandanlubaozhadeyuanyin，bingrangzijituozui。】【renwujiangli：shenfa《suodichengcun》（rumenpian），jifen+200。】【shibaichengfa：dangchangqushi。】

wotamayezhidaohuidangchangqushia！

这怎么编？

shenxianlaileyebianbuyuana！

“die。”lingzhaocongdishangpaleqilai，pailepaishenshangdetu，“buguantadeshi。”

“neishizenmehuishi？zhei‘qiankunliangyilu’zenmehuizha？”zongzhuxintengdezhiduosuo。zheikeshizongmendezhenpaizhibaozhiyia！

“worangjiangchebangwoliandan。”lingzhaomianbugaisedikaishishuoxiahua，“kenengshi……tatianfutaigao，diyiciliandan，jiuyindongletiandiyixiang，danluchengshoubuzhu，suoyizhale。”

我听得目瞪口呆。

shijie，nizheihuanghua，biwodehailipua！

yigelianqiyicengdefeiwu，liandanyindongtiandiyixiang？nizabushuotayiquandasigeyaohuangni？

guoran，zaichangmeiyigerenxin。

yigepiqihuobaodezhanglaohedao：“hunao！lingshizhi，nijiusuanyaotanhuxiaren，yezhaogehaodiandeliyou！tayigelianqiyicengde，nengyindongshenmeyixiang！”

zongzhuyezhouqilemeitou：“zhaoer，buxushuohuang。daodizenmehuishi？”

眼看就要穿帮了。

wojizhongshengzhi，zhidaojintianxianghuoming，bixudebazheigehuangjiyuanhuilai！

wotaiqitou，yiliandesumuhebeichuang。

“zongzhu，geweizhanglao，shijiemeiyoushuohuang！dizi……queshishizailiandan！”

woconghuaili，taochuleyiyangdongxi。

neishiwoqianjitianzaihoushan，jiandaodeyikuaiqixingguaizhuangde，heibuliuqiude，haidaizhedianshiweideshitou。wobenlaishixiangyongtalaidianzhuojiaode。

danwoxianzai，gaogaodibatajuguoletouding。

“diziliande，bushifandan！ershi……shanggushichuanyijiude——‘butianshi’！”

所有人都愣住了。

“diziouranjiandedaoshanggudanfang，dezhiwoqinglanzongdehushandazhen，wannianyilai，lingqirijiansunhao，yichuxianyisiliefeng！ruobujishixiubu，bainianzhihou，biyoudahuo！”

“dizixinjirufen，yebunengmei！yushi，buxihaofeizishenjingxue，yishenfanxian，jieyong‘qiankunliangyilu’，jiushixiangweiwozong，lianzhichuzheichuanshuozhongde‘butianshi’，yibuquandazhen，huwozongmenwanshipingan！”