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精彩章节

01

我爸是个扶弟魔。

shangyishi,babaweiletishushuhaizhai,haiwobeizhaizhuhuohuodasi。

kekandaowoxueroumohudeshenti,taqueleiruyuxiadiduizhaizhuaiqiu:

“wodiqianxiadezhai,wonveryijingyongminglaihaile,qiunibiezaizhaowodidemafanle。”

zaizhengyan,wozhongshengdaolewobazhudongtixiaoshuchengdanzhaiwuzheitian。

wobazhengpaizhezhuozi,rangrangzheyaoshiwomabudaying,xianzaijiuquminzhengjubanlihun。

woganjinbahukoubensaijinwomashouli:“ma,dayingta!”

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1.

wobaturanbeifulesanbaiwandezhaiwu,duiwomenzheigegongxinjiatinglaishuo,jianzhishimiedingzhizai。

mamaburenxinkantayigerenchengdan,yushiwomenquanjiaqishangzhen,bianmailefangchan,sichuduozang,baitianzoujiechuanxiangmaibaozi,wanshangzaiyeshimaichaofan,dongpinxicoudihaizhai,lianyidunxiangyangdefandoushebudechi。

aolezhengzhengwunian,haiqingleyibaisanshiduowan,haiqianzheyibaiqishiduowan。

zheitianyeshishengyizhengmang,womenzailubiantanweishanggangchaohaoyiguofan,zhunbeijimeimeiguoshengri。

zuidadezhaizhulinbiaozhaoshanglemen。

tanianqingshizaidaoshanghun,manshendewenshen,yibaxianfanlewomendexiaotuiche,guolidefancaisaleyidi,kanzherangrenjiuxin。

linbiaolenglengdishuo:“gumingyuan,nixiaoziduolezheimejiu,qianzhunbeishenmeshihouhaiqing?”

wobayaozheyashuo:“biaoge,woyidinghuijinkuaibaqiancouqi,qingzaijiwodianshijian。”

linbiaodaduantadehua:“meiyuezheidianlingtou,lianlixidoubugou,nidangwoshizaizuocishan?”

linbiaodiaozheyanzuoxia:“jintianjinigejihui,banididiguminghuidedizhijiwo,woquzhaotayaoqian。”

wobalijizuanjinlequantou:“buxing,wodidideshigentawuguan,yaoqiannichongwolai。”

womaxiaoshengquandao:“mingyuan,minghuibushigangmaileliangxinchema?yaobuwentajiedian?”

wobayipaizhuozi,chenshengdao:“woshuolebuzhaota!yaoqianwolaixiangbanfa,yaodizhi,nidasiwoyebushuo!”

linbiaoborandanu,yiquanzazaizhuoshang:“**shuawo?zheihuanishuolejinianle?jirannizheimeyingqi,jintianwojiurangnijianshijianshiwodeshouduan!”

linbiaobaoqifanan,yijiaochuaidaowoba。womaqula,beitadeshouxiatuodaoyibianquandajiaoti。

wokanzhehedezhikudemeimei,ganjintaochushoujibaojing。

linbiaoyanjishoukuai,yibazhangshanguolai,shoujifeilechuqu。

wochongjinchufangchaoqicaidaofangshen。

taqingsongduoguodao,quantouruyudianbanluozaiwoshenshang。

wopinmingwangwaipao,tatizhedaozhuizhewo,yibiankanyibianningxiao:

“bushiyougenianqingpiaoliangdeguinvma?zenmebuquhuisuozhuanqianhaizhai,a?”

linbiaoxiangshifalefeng,wobeitazhuizhekan,congtanziyizhizhuidaojieshang。hunshendoushidaoshang,taxiashouyuelaiyuehen,woganjueyishizaimanmanmohu。

2.

“zheimeduonianqiandeqianbuhai,zhenjinijialianshangtiejinle,nizheigewonangfei,shuohaoyigeyuehaiqing,xianzaidoukuaikuailianggeyuele,nidangwoshishazima!”

linbiaoshenbiandeshouxiaganjinlanzhuta,jiaojidihandao:

“ge,biezaidongshoule,zheixiaoguniangcaigangchengnian,zaikanxiaquzhenyaochurenmingle!”

woditoukanjianzijibiantilinshang,houbeibumanzhengningdeshangkou,xianxuecongjiamenkouyizhiyanshendaomalubian。

cikedewoyijinghunguitianwai,yinweiwoqingqingchuchudikanjianzijicanpodequtitangzaidishang,zaiyeganshoubudaobandiantengtong。

linbiaozheicaiyishidaoshitaiyanzhong,lianseshunjianbiandecanbai,yigeliangqiangdiezuozaidishang。

wobachongchulai,baozhewoyijingbinglengdeshenti,leiruyuxiadiduilinbiaoaiqiu:

“qianxiadezhai,wonveryijingyongminglaihaile,qiunibiezaizhaominghuidemafanle。”

wodelinghunzhenjingbuyi,wobeihuohuokansile,erwobacishijingranhaizaidanxintaneigebuchengqidedidi。

linbiaokanzhewoba,muguangzhongchongmanfengci。

“ninverdemingdilezheibizhang,yibaiwanjiudangworenzaile!”

tazouchujibu,youzhuanshenlenglengdishuo:“ninvertanshangnizheiyangdeba,biwogengcan。guminghuijiewodeqian,nifeiyaotitakang,nijiaquanbujiadangjiaqilaidoubugoutamailiangchede,zhuangshenmedage!”

wobamolebayanlei,yilianjueqiangdishuo:“woshidage,zhaogudidimeimeishiwodezeren,worenle!”

shenmegoupizeren,woxinrudaojiao,zheibitianwenshuzidezhaiwurangwomenquanjiadongduo**,daotoulaihaiyaolewodeming,tajuranshuozheiyiqiedoushilisuoyingdang。

neiwohemama、meimeisuanshenme?

womakandaowoxueroumohudeshiti,dangchangbengkuihunjue,linjumenlianmangbaolejing。

zaijingju,linbiaochengrenguoshisharen,wobazhudongtigongliangjieshu,jiuzheiyangqianzhaimingzhailiangqingle。

林彪只被判了五年。

erwoneigesuoweidexiaoshu,lianwodezanglidoulandelai,womazaifenqiantongkuyitianyiyehoujingshenbengkui。

3.

睁开眼,我重生了。

“ruguowoqianlesanbaiwan,nihuibangwohaima?”

womazhengzaizhenglizhangben,wobaturanmeitoumeiweidiwenlezheimeyiju。

zhengzaichufangqianmanghuodemamahuiguotou,yiliankunhuodikanzhebaba。

zheiyimutaishuxile,shangyishijiushicongzheilikaishi。

wobayinweijididijiadelijinzhijileyiwanershengqi,shuomamabugouguanxintadejiaren,rangzheyaolihun。

zhengzhengyitianmeigenmamashuohua。

shangyishi,mamajianbabazhudongkaikoushuohua,gaoxingdebudele。

“buguanyudaoshenmekunnan,wodoupeiniyiqikang。”

erwoma,shuodaozuodao。jiexialaijinian,jishishentibuhaoganbulezhonghuo,yejianchititahaineibisuowei“touzishibai”dejuezhaiwu。

huoxu,zhengshimamadezerenxinjiletashichongerjiaodediqi。

tazhidaoyourendoudi,caihaowugujidibaneibilanzhailandaowomenjia,haisilewo,bifenglemama,rangmeimeicongxiaojiuguoshangledianpeiliulideshenghuo。

budengmamakaikou,woganjindaduan:

“bama,nimenzuotianbushishuoyaolihunma?shangwuquhaishixiawuqu?”

wobayiting,youxieganga,danxiangqizuotiandeshiyouchenxialian。

“woyijingjiminghuiyoubuleliangqiankuailijin,ruguonimazheigeyuegongzinachulaijinitangdizimingmaiyouxiji,genwoyiqiqunixiaoshujiadaoqian,wojiukaolvzanshi...”

wonachuhukouben,saidaobabashouli。

“wozhichinimenlihun,ma,nijiranduibabadejiarenzheimebushangxin,neijiufangguobababa。”

qiuqiubabafangguomamaba!

mamajieguohukouben,kanlewohebabayiyan,kuijiudidixiatou。

wobalikebanqilian,yuqiqiangyingdishuo:

“nimadangchushenmedoumeiyou,wobuxianqitashigeguer,xianzaiwojiuzhiwangtanengduiwoxiongdihaoyidian...”

mamayizhiyinweibababuxianqitashiguererxincunganji,babajiukaozheijianshichidingta,batananiedesiside。

wotixingdao:“jiushi,ma,baduinineimehao,xiaoshujitanggebanshengxueyan,nidoushebudesuiyiwankuai,meimeiqunianmanyuejiuxiaoshuduodafanga!”

babalianseyouxiebuziran。

wozhuangzuoshengqidishuo:“zheihunbixuli,mamataibuxianghuale。”

wobakesouyisheng,yuqihuanhelexie:

“nimaqishiyebushineimebujiangli...”

妈妈委屈地小声说:

“nididimanyuejiunixiaoshutamensuideyiqian,haishicongnibabaneijiede,daoxianzaidoumeihai。”

“woshidangdagede,zhaogudidishiyinggaide!”

shuodaodididebushi,wobalimapaianerqi,yiliannuqididengzhemama。

zheishi,babafangzaizhuoshangchongdiandeshoujixiangle。

kandaominghuidebeizhu,wolikeqiangguolaijietong,dakaimianti。

4.

dianhuaneiduanchuanlaixiaoshujiqiedecuicu:“ge,shiqingkaolvdezenmeyangle?”

wobakuaibuzoulai,yibazhuaguowoshouzhongdeshouji,congmangguanbilemiantigongneng。

tatoumiaolewomayiyan,zhijiantahaizaizhuanzhudituodi。

woruowuqishidiwendao:“shenmeshiqingyaokaolva?”

wobatuntuntutudihuidaxiaoshu:“zheige...haidegenlaogushangliang,rongwozaixiangxiang...”

dianhuaneiduansihuzaidafaleiting,wokanjianwobadeetoujianjianbumanyoulvdewenlu。

tonghuajieshuhou,wobakaikoushuo:“laopo,daihuierwodequtangminghuijia。”

womayihuoditaitou:“qianjitianbushigangquguoma?”

“zheihuibutaiyiyang,zimingshengxueyansanlehou,qinpenghaoyouyaoxiaoju,dianmingrangwoguoqu。”

我妈轻轻应了声。

zheiyimugouqilewodehuiyi,shangbeizijiushizheicijiazujuhuihou,wobaturanbeifulejuezhaiwu。

neixiejietiaoshangqingqingchuchudiyinzhewobadeshouyin,zhaiquanrenduodaqibawei,beihouyidinglingyouyinqing。

zheiyishi,wojuebunengrangbeijuzhongyan。

“ma,woxiangqukankanziminggege,zanmenyiqipeibabaquba。”

wobatinglehenshigaoxing,tayizhixiwangwomenduogentadeqinqilaiwang。

woganjinbuchongdao:“bazhiqianhaiyinweinibuyuanyigentajiarenzoudongchadiannaolihun,zheicinidejitazheigemianzi。”

womabeishuodongle,yushiwobaxinggaocailiedidaiwomenqujizimingtiaoxuanliwu。

kanzhejiazhibufeideyouxiji,zaiqiaoqiaomeimeishoulineikuaiputongdeweihuabing,woxinliwuweizachen。

wobajiushizheiyang,duiwairendafangdehen,queduizijiarenzongshinengshengzesheng。

jiulianfenshizheizhongxiaoshiyeshiruci。

jideyouciwomensazaiyiqi,wobashoulinazhesangejuzi,jilezimingliangge,shengxianeigerangwohemeimeifenzhechi。

wobujiediwen:“weishenmebushimeirenyigeni?pingshenmezimingyaoliangge?”

wobadangjixunchiwo:“nizenmezheimebudongshi?tashikeren,nimenshibabadehaizi,yaoxuehuiqianrang。”

tabujinkuidaiziji,haizongshiweiquwomen,queduiwairentebiekangkai。

tajiushizheiyangdexingge,duiwaimianderentaoxintaofei,duizuiqinjinderenqueyichangyanke。

meimeizuozaiwoshenpang,niezhelingshidaizifachuxiangsheng,tianzhenlanmandixiaozhe,sihaobuzhidaojijiangmianlindejudabiangu。

5.

wowangzhehuojiashangdewanjuchekaikou:“baba,zheigebabiwawameimeiyenengwan,jiagehaibianyibushao,buruyejitamaiyige?”

womaxiaozhebawanjuchefangjingouwulan:“yiqimaileba。”

wobalianseyibian,bawanjuchenachulai,shitanzheduiwoshuo:

“qingning,yaobunineigexuexiaojiubiequle,xuefeitaigaole,jialishizaichibuxiao。”

womalijifanwen:“zenmehuichibuxiao?”

wobazhizhiwuwu:“houmiankaixiaohaihenda,dejieshengzhedian。”

wokanzhetashoulijimiaomiaozhunbeideangguiliwu,renbuzhulengxiao:

“yaoshengqianjiucongbierenjiahaizishenshangkaishiba。”

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