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“shiju！”zhangwendingjiaoleyisheng。
tarenchulaile，lairenshisuijiangshigonganjuwuxianfenjudefujuzhangshisanyong，gentajiumashiyuanfangqinqilaizhe。
“wending，zenmehuishi？”shisanyongzhoulezhoumeitou，yiyankandaoxuying，xinliyitu。
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tingdaozhangwendingdehua，shisanyonganjiaoyishenghuaile！
xuyingkanleshisanyongyiyan，quemeilita，zhuantouduizhangwendingdao：“zou！”
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“zhanzhu！......”
dishangneinanrenhaixiangjiaoxiao，beishisanyongsimingbaozhu。
suihoushisanyongzaitaerbianshuodeyijuhua，talimameileshengxi，shentixiangshituoliban，chadianyouyi**zuodaodishangqu！
“laosan......”neinanrenmanlianhuangkongdikanzheshisanyong，shengyinfazhan，“zenmeban？”
……
lingyibian，zhangwendingtingcongfenfu，baxuyingsonghuilejia。
daoledifang，tafuzhexuyingxiache。
youyutadejiaotaitongle，zhangwendingzhengqiuletadeyijian，batabeishanglelou。
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zheiyaoshuochuqu，doumeilianjianrenle！
haozaizhangwendingsudumeijian，bufameiting，shouyehenlaoshi。
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xianqianzaisuliuyuandeweishengjianli，takandaozijiduanqunneidefengguang，xiangbiyeshiwuyideba！
e，jiushizaoshangzaiguanweihuineigehuashuodetaikeele！
daolewulou，zhangwendingfuxuyingjinlemen。
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“nihaihuikandiedasunshang？”xuyingyilianbuxiangxin。
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rouse**deshouganfenwailiaoren，tabuyoudegantunlekoutuomo，xiayishiditaiyanwangleyixia。
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“zixiaguan？wuzhangshundaozhang？”
xuyinglailexingzhi，“tayoubashiduosuileba？tingrenshuotakanshangquhaixiangsanshilaisuideyangzi，shibushizhende？”
“shizhende。”zhangwendingdadao。
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nvrena，duirongmaoguozhenhenzaiyi。
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qishitashilejiede，keshiquebufangbianduixuyingshuochulai。
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zheimengongfu，rangtazaijiujiushishihou，zhaodaoleyidiananweihejituo，zhishidezuilenvpengyouyixiaowan。
yinweizhujizhishaoyaobairi，zhujijieduandezantingxingfang。
yixiaowankaishihaiting，houlaiyuanqijiuzhongle，weizheishiergentachaolehaojici。
zheizhongshi，nanenggenxuyingshuodeqingchu？
tahuiguoshenlai，bazhuyilijizhongdaoxuyingjiaoshang。
keshigangcaixiangdaoyinyangshuangxiudeshi，shentidefanyinggengqiangliele，mannaoziyoukaishixiangrufeifei。
congliangongkaishi，daoxianzaihaoxiangyeguoleyibaitianle。
zheixieniantouzaixinzhonghuangdang，lingzhangwendingyuelaiyuebudandingle。
tabijinghaishiyoulizhide，guoduanduixuyingshuo：“meishenmedawenti，cadianhuoxiangzhengqishui，xiuxiyiwanshangjiumeishile。nijialiyoumeiyouhonghuayou？”
“you，jiuzaineibianjuzili，nizhaozhaokan。”xuyingshenshouzhilezhijuziduizhangwendingshuodao。
honghuayouhenkuaizhaolai，kedengdaocadeshihouyouchuwentile——cayaoshuidebawazichulea！
xuyingjintianshenzheduanqun，chuandesuiranbushi**，keyeshizhang**，zongbunengdangzhezhangwendingdemianba？
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
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栏目：都市
