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youdonglizhangshengbianxiederemenxiaoshuofuhuohou，wogonglvelezijidefengpilaogong，juqingfeichangdexinying，meiyouneimeqianpianyilv，feichanghaokan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhengshizheili。“genjusuzhudangqianzhuangtai，xitongjianyilijijiejinmubiaorenwu。”naohaizhongdeshengyincuicudao。woyaoleyaoya，taijiaowangqianzou。yibu，liangbu…haimeideng……

精彩章节

wosilewunianturanbeixitongsaihuirenjian，renwushigonglveneigechuanwenzhongniansui36getishendefengpizongcai。

jintiangangmodaogushidaloujiubeibaobiaoshuailegegouchishi，

yanqianturanzhakaihongsedanmu：「tatoutongfazuohuisharen——nibozishangdeba，shitawangqidebiaoji。」

1fuhuoyuweiji“bianhao774，niyijihuo。”bingleng，haowuganqingdedianziyinzaiwonaozilixiangqi，

xiangyibashengxiudecuodao，guadewolinghundouzaizhandou。wozheishi…zainaer？sizhouyipianqihei，wodongledongshouzhi，

nengganjuedaoshentidecunzai，quexiangshibeiwuxingdesixianqianyinzhe，buyouzizhu。“renwu：gonglveguchenzhou。

shixian：yigeyue。shibai，mosha。”neishengyinzaicixiangqi，meiyigezidouxiangcuiledudezhen，

zhajinwodeyishili。guchenzhou？zheigemingzixiangyibayaochi，shituqiaokaiwochenfengdejiyi，

quezhidaiqiyipiankongdongdebai。xiayimiao，wofaxianzijizhanzaiyidonggaosongruyundemotiandalouqian。

“gushikeji”sigedazizaiyangguangxiashanzhebinglengdeguang。zheilijiushiguchenzhoudedipan？woshenxiyikouqi，

zuanjinleshouliweiyidedongxi——yibukanqilaiyouxieniantoudejiushouji，pingmushangxianshizheyigemohudedingwei，

zhengshizheili。“genjusuzhudangqianzhuangtai，xitongjianyilijijiejinmubiaorenwu。”naohaizhongdeshengyincuicudao。

woyaoleyaoya，taijiaowangqianzou。yibu，liangbu…haimeidengwomaichudisanbu，liangdaoheiyingcongdaloulishanlechulai，

xiangtieqianyiyangdeshoubeijiazhulewodegebo。“shenmeren！”qizhongyigeheiyibaobiaolishenghedao。

wohaimeilaidejijieshi，zhenggerenjiubeiyigudalishuailechuqu。“peng！

”xigaihenhenzazaibinglengjianyingdedalishidimianshang，zuanxindeteng。wotengdedaochouyikouliangqi，

yanleichadianbiaochulai。jiuzaizheishi，yanqianhaowuzhengzhaodizhakaijixingxuehongsededanmu，

xiangkongbupianlidetexiaoyiyang，xianhongciyan：“di！di37haotishendaodaxianchang。

”“jinggao：qian36haotishenyibeiguzongniansui，wuliyiyishangdeneizhonge。

”“youqingtishi：guchenzhoujinritoutongzhishu8ji（10jiweibaobiao），

ninderenwuchenggonglvqujinyu0.001%，jiejinbisi。”wo：“……”bushi，zheishenmeqingkuang？tishen？

niansui？wokanzhebolimuqianglineigelangbeibukan，xigaishenzhexuedeziji，xinyidiandianchenxiaqu。zheirenwu，

genbenjiushisongsiba！“yigeyuenei，rangguchenzhouaishangni。fouze，xitongjianghuishounidelinghunshuju，

jinxingrendaohuimie。”xitongneigaisideshengyinyouzainaoziliyouyouxiangqi。wojianzhixiangmaniang。aishangwo？

talianwoshisheidoubuzhidao！erqietingzheiyisi，tahaishigejiduweixiandepianzhikuang！zhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai，

woyiqueyiguaidilikaineidongsanfazhe“shengrenwujin”qixidedalou。xigaitengdelihai，

shoujiyezaigangcaidelachezhongshuailielepingmu。womanwumudedizouzhe，naozililuanchengyiguozhou。

dexianzhaogedifangluojiao，ranhou…ranhouxiangbanfajiejinneigeguchenzhou。jiejiaode“xingmang”kafeiguanzhengzaizhaoren。

woduikafei**，sihuyouyizhongmomingdeshuxigan，haoxiangcengjingfeichangshanzhang。baozheshishikandexintai，

wozoulejinqu。jinglijiandanwenlejigewenti，yourangwoshizhecaozuoleyixiakafeiji。meixiangdao，

neixiefuzadebuzhou，wojingranyishangshoujiuhui，jiroujiyiyibanshulian。“nihenyoutianfu，

”jinglimanyididiandiantou，“mingtianlaishangbanba。”wosonglekouqi，zongsuanyougezheluole。

huanshangkafeiguandezhifu，qiankasedeweiqun，baisechenshan。zhengliyilingdeshihou，zhijianwuyizhongchupengdaojingce。

neili，youyidaotuqide，zhengningdebahen。wolengzhule，xiayishidilagaoleyiling，zhezhuleta。

zheiba…shizenmelaide？woyidianyinxiangdoumeiyou。xindiyongshangyigumomingdebuan。

xitongbinglengdeshengyinzaicitishi：“renwujishiyikaishi，suzhu，zhunihaoyun。

”wokanzhejingzilimoshengdeziji，hejingjianneidaoruoyinyinxiandeba，zhijuedeqianluyipianmimang。

zheigejiaoguchenzhoudenanren，daodihewoyoushenmeguanxi？

2shenmidexiaonanhaizai“xingmang”kafeiguandegongzuoyiwaidishunli。woxuedongxihenkuai，

wulunshishouchonghaishilahua，douxiangshikezaiguzilidejineng。tongshimenduiwozheige“kongjiangbing”youxiehaoqi，

danjianwoshoujiaomali，huayebuduo，jianjianyejiuxiguanle。zhishi，gushikejidaloujiuzaikafeiguanxieduimian，

meicitaitoukandaoneidongbinglengdejianzhu，woxinlijiuyizhenfachu。danmushibushihaihuimaochulaijiju，

bushi“guzongjintianxinqingelie，fangyuanshiliqiyazhoujiang”，jiushi“gushifawubuyoutuanmieleyigeduijiagongsi，

xiaolvjingren”，rangwoduineigeweicengmoumiandeguchenzhougengjiajidan。zheitianxiawu，dianlikerenbuduo。

wozhengcashizhebatai，fenglingqingxiang，yigexiaoxiaodeshenyingtuimenjinlai。shigekanqilaiqibasuidexiaonanhai，

chuanzhejingzhidexiaoxizhuang，toufashudeyisibugou，biaoqingqueyouxiekukude，yunianlingbutaixiangfudechenwen。

“yibeireqiaokeli，xiexie。”tashengyinqingcui，daizhedianxiaonaiyin，quenuliweichizhexiaodarendemoyang。

“haode，qingshaodeng。”woduitaxiaolexiao，zhuanshenkaishi**。tameiyouxiangqitahaiziyiyangdaochukan，

ershianjingdizuozaibataiqiandegaojiaodengshang，liangtiaoxiaoduantuihuangyouzhe。wojiangzuohaodereqiaokelituidaotamianqian，

shangmianyongqiaokelijianghualeyizhikeaidexiaotuzi。“nidereqiaokeli。”tataiqitou，

heiputaosideyanjingyizhabuzhadikanzhewo。zhunquedishuo，shikanzhewodebozi。woxiayishidisuolesuo，

weijinjintianxideyouxiesongle。takanlezuzuyoubanfenzhong，kandewoxinlizhifamao。

jiuzaiworenbuzhuxiangkaikouwentakanshenmedeshihou，taturanqingqingshuoleyiju：“ayi，

womamayeyouzheiyangdeba。”wodexinmengdiyitiao，chadiandafanshoubiandebeizi。mama？ba？

wojiangyingdichelechezuijiao：“shi、shima？”tadianlediantou，biaoqinghenrenzhen，meiyouyisihaiziqidewanxiao。

ranhou，tacongkoudailitaochuyihexiaoxiaodechuangketie，fangzaibataishang，tuidaowomianqian。“zheigejini。”shuowan，

tapengqireqiaokeli，xiaokouxiaokoudiheqilai，buzaikanwo。wolenglengdikanzheneiheyinzhekatongtuandechuangketie，

xinliwuweizachen。zheihaizi…shishei？tademama，weishenmehuiyouhewoyiyangdeba？

yizhongmomingdeqingxuzaiwoxindimanyan，suanseyoudaizheyisinanyiyanyudeshuxigan。bangwan，

gushikejideyuangongluluxuxuxiaban，kafeiguanliyerenaoqilai。

wotingdaogebizhuolianggechuanzhegushigongpaidebailingzaixiaoshengyilun。“tingshuolema？guzongjintianyoutoutongfazuole，

zaibangongshilifalehaodadehuo。”“ai，laomaobingle，shuailezhenggebangongshidedongxi，hesirenle。

”“yebuzhidaoshenmecainengzhihaotazheitoutong，yaoshiwuxiaoa。”guchenzhou…toutong？

woxiayishidimolemokoudai，neilifangzheyixiaohezhitongyao，shiwoxinglaishishenshangjiuyoude，

sihushiwoyiqiantoutongshidechangbeiyao。buzhidaoweishenme，tingdaoguchenzhoutoutong，wojingranhuiyouyisi…danyou？

shuaileshuaitou，wobazheigehuangmiudeniantouyaxiaqu。wozhishigegonglvezhe，wanchengrenwubaomingyaojin。zhishi，

neigexiaonanhaidehua，heneihechuangketie，quexiangyikexiaoshizi，zaiwopingjingdexinhuli，touxialeyiquanquanlianyi。

talinzoushi，huitoukanlewoyiyan，yanshenhenfuza。neihaizi，heguchenzhou，shishenmeguanxi？

3texiaoyaodemimijihuilaidecubujifang。

“xingmang”kafeiguanyizhifuzejigushikejigaocengzhangqipeisongkafei。zheitian，

yuanbenfuzejizongcaiguchenzhousongkafeidezishenkafeishililijieturanjixingchangweiyan，shangtuxiaxie。

jinglijidetuantuanzhuan，muguangsaoguodianliyiquan，zuihouluozaiwoshenshang。“linwan，

niduigezhongkafeidoudetexinghechongzhushoufazuishuxi，jintianzongcaidekafei，nisongshangqu。

”jinglipailepaiwodejianbang，yuqiburongzhihui，“jizhu，zongcaidekouweijiqitiaoti，

zhihetedingchandidedanyimaiyaweishijijiutongjinzichulideguixia，shouchong，

shuiwen、yanmodu、cuiqushijiandoubunengyousihaochacuo。”wo：“……”zheiyaoqiu，

jianzhibizuohuaxueshiyanhaijingzhun。woxinliqishangbaxia，zheikeshizhijiemianduidabossa！

danmushishidipiaoguoyixing：“gaoweiyujing！jiejinmubiaorenwu，beishipojilv75%，

beizhijiediuchuchuangwaijilv50%！”woshenxiyikouqi，gaosuzijilengjing。zheishigejihui。

xiaoxinyiyidipengzhechongzhuhaodekafei，wogenzhezongcaitezhuzhangmishu，

diyicitarulegushikejidedinglou——zongcaizhuanshulouceng。zoulanganjingdenengtingdaozijidexintiaosheng。

zhangmishuzaizongcaibangongshimenqiantingxia，duiwobilege“qing”deshoushi，zijiquemeiyoujinqudeyisi。

woyingzhetoupituikaineishanhouzhongdexiangmumen。bangongshidadejingren，jihushijijiandeheibaihuigediao，

quechuchutouzhedidiaodeshehuaheyapogan。luodichuangqian，yidaoqizhangtingbadebeiyingzhengduizhewo。neijiushiguchenzhou？

wohailaibujixikan，jiutingdaotayayizhetongkudemenhengsheng。tamengditaishou，

jiangzhuoshangdewenjianheyiduiyaopinghenhensaoluozaidi！“gunchuqu！”shengyinsiyabaonu，

xiangshishoushangdeyeshouzaipaoxiao。boliyaopingsuiliedeshengyinpilipalaxiangqi，sanluoyidi。

yigechuanzhezhiyetaozhuangdenvzhulihedeliansecanbai，duoduosuosuodixiangqufuta，quebeitayibahuikai。

“doujiwogun！”neigubaolideqixi，jihurangwozhixi。danmufengkuangshuaping：“toutongzhishu9ji！

suzhukuaipao！zheibushiyanxi！”wohedetuidouruanle，shoulidekafeichadianmeiduanwen。tasihutengdelihai，

danshouchengzhezhuozi，etoushangqingjinbaoqi，lenghanshunzhetalengjiaofenmingdecelianhualuo。

zhulimenshoumangjiaoluandixiangdishangxindeyao，quedoubeitafanzaodihuikai。“zheixiedoumeiyong！”tadihou，

shengyinlimanshijuewang。kanzhetatongkudeyangzi，woguishishenchadi，congkoudailimochulewoneihechangbeidezhitongyao。

shihenputongdebaiseyaopian，meiyourenhebiaoshi。woyebuzhidaozijinalaideyongqi，

yibubuzoujinneigesanfazheweixianqixidenanren。“neige……”woshengyinyouxiefazhan，“guzong，

ruguoninbujieyi……wozheiliyouzhongyao，wotoutongdeshihouchi，henguanyong。”bangongshilishunjiananjingxialai。

suoyourendouxiangkanguaiwuyiyangkanzhewo。guchenzhoumengdizhuanguotou，neishuangshenbujiandidemouzidaizhexinghongdexuesi，

henhendidingzhulewo。tadeyanshen，xiangyaojiangwotunshi。wohedexinzangzhouting，

yiweizijixiayimiaojiuyaobeitacongchuanghudiuchuqu。raner，tademuguangluozaiwodiguoqudeyaoheshangshi，

zhenggerenquexiangshibeidingzhuleyiyang。tasisididingzheneigeposudebaisexiaoyaohe，shenchushou，

zhijianweiweizhandoudijieleguoqu。tadezhijianbingliang，buxiaoxinchupengdaowodepifu，jiqiyizhenqingweidezhanli。

wokandaotaniezheyaohedezhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai，yanshenfuzaderangwokanbudong。limiansihuyouzhenjing，

youtongku，haiyouyisi…nanyizhixindexiwang？tameiyoulikechiyao，zhishijinjinzuanzheneigexiaoyaohe，

fangfoneishishijieshangzuizhenguidedongxi。guolehaoyihuier，tacaiyashengshuo：“nimendouchuqu。

”shengyinyijiubingleng，queshaolejifengangcaidebaoli。worumengdashe，heqitarenyiqituilechuqu。

zoudaomenkoushi，worenbuzhuhuitoukanleyiyan。tazhengditoukanzheshoulideyaohe，shenqingzhuanzhuer…cuiruo。

neishunjian，wojuedetabuxiangchuanshuozhongneigelengkuwuqingde“fenggou”，gengxiangyigemiludehaizi，

zhongyuzhaodaolediushidetangguo。wolikaishi，wuyizhongpiejian，tajiangneigexiaoxiaode，wodijitadebaiseyaohe，

xiaoxinyiyidifangjinlezijibangongzhuozuishangcengdechoutili，zhengzhongqishi。wodeyao…duitalaishuo，

youshenmeteshudeyiyima？haishishuo，tazhishitongdaojizhi，huangbuzelu？danmuanjinglexujiu，

caiyouyoupiaoguoyixing：“mubiaoqingxubodongjida，

xitongfenximokuaiguozai…zhongqizhong…”woxinlideyihuogengshenle。4dangzhonghuqizicongshangcisongyaoshijianhou，

guchenzhoudetoutongsihuzhendeyousuohuanjie。zhishao，womeizaitingdaogongsililiuchuantashuaidongxidekongbuchuanwen。erwo，

yijiuzai“xingmang”kafeiguanguozhewode“tishen”shenghuo，meitianxiaoxinyiyi，rulvbobing。

xitongdaoshianjinglebushao，zhishiouermaochulaiyiju“mubiaohaogandu+1”，rangwomobuzhetounao。

zheitianxiawu，kafeiguanlirenbuduo。wozhengzhunbeiquhouchubangmang，yigejiaodidideshengyinzaiwoshenhouxiangqi。“yo，

zheibushilinwanma？”woyihuitou，jiukandaoyigedabandehuazhizhaozhandenvren，wanzhezuixinkuande**baobao，

daizhelianggezhulimoyangderen，zhigaoqiyangdizoulejinlai。sutang。gushipangzhideqianjin，

yeshiguchenzhouzhongduozhuiqiuzhezhongzuimingmuzhangdandeyige。woyiqianzaigongsibagualitingtongshitiqiguota，

jushuoxiaozhangbahu，bukeyishi。“su**。”wodandandiyingleyisheng，buxianghetaguoduojiuchan。

taquexiangshimeikandaowodelengdan，jingzhizoudaowomianqian，shangxiadaliangzhewo，yanshenlichongmanlebujiayanshidebiyi。

“zeze，jitianbujian，zenmehundaokafeiguanlidangfuwuyuanle？nimenjia…shipochanlema？”tawuzhezui，

guzuojingyadixiaoqilai，shengyinjianruicier。wozhoulezhoumei：“su**ruguozhishixianghekafei，

qingdaobataidiandan。ruguobushi，qingbuyaodaraowogongzuo。”“yo，piqihaitingda。”sutanglengxiaoyisheng，

turanshenshou，kansiwuyidizhuanglewoyixia。woduanzaishoulidetuopanyiwai，manmanyibeigangzuohaodebingmeishi，

bupianbuyi，quandoupozailewodebaiseweiqunshang！binglengdekafeishunzheweiqundiluo，zhanshilewodechenshan，

langbeibukan。“aiya，zhenshibuhaoyisia，”sutangguzuowugudijinghu，yandiqueshanguoyisideyidehuaixiao，

“shouhuale。”tashenhoudelianggezhuliyegenzhechixiaoqilai。woyaozheya，qiangrenzhenuqi，naqizhijincashi。

“meiguanxi。”woshuo，shengyinyouxiefaleng。sutangquebuyiburao，taturancoujinwo，

yibachexiawoxizaijingjiandesijin！“wozaojiuhaoqile，nizhengtiannagepoweijinwuzheboziganshenme？

shibushiyoushenmejianbuderendedongxi？”sijinpiaoluozaidi，wojingjianneidaozhengningdejiuba，

jiuzheimehaowuzhedangdibaoluzaizhongrenmianqian。kafeiguanlishunjiananjingxialai，jidaotanjiudemuguangluozaiwoshenshang，

daizhehaobuyanshidehaoqihe…xiane。wozhijuedelianshang**lade，xiuchihefennuxiangchaoshuibanyongshanglai。

“nikan！guoranshigechoubaguai！”sutangxiangshifaxianleshenmexindalu，zhizhewodebahen，jianshengjiaodao，

“xiangkaozheizhongxiasanlandeshouduanboqutongqingma？jiupingnizheifuguiyangzi，yeganxiaoxiangchenzhougege？

”tayueshuoyuejidong，yangqishoujiuyaochaowolianshangshanguolai！woxiayishidibishangleyanjing，

zhunbeiyingjienei**ladeyibazhang。raner，yuqidetengtongbingmeiyoudaolai。yizhigujiefenming，xiuzhangyoulideshou，

zaibankongzhongwenwendikouzhulesutangdeshouwan。neizhishoudezhuren，shengyinlengdexiangcuilebing：“sutang，wodedifang，

shenmeshihoulundaonilaisayele？”womengdizhengkaiyan。guchenzhou？！tazenmehuizaizheili？