zhujiaoshisumengsilihandexiaoshuojiao《fuheisanbaotainanchan》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiyaobunengtingqingxinchuangzuodeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:silihanriliwanji,yibuxiaoxinbeisanzhixiaobaozieshang。“womenshinixueyuanshangdehaizi,suoyinibixuduiwomendemamifuze,quta,aita,shouhuta,yibeizizhongchengyuta……fouzewomenjiugaoniyiqiertongzui!”silihanyoudianmeng,zheixianlaihoudaodeshunxushibushinongcuole?gaoaolianjujue。buguo,mouri,jinghongyipiezhihou,silihanhouhuibuyi。“dabao,erbao,xiaobao,qiuqiunimenrangnimamijiajiwoba!woshinimenxueyuanshangdebabaa!nimenbunengbuguanwo……”sangexiaonaodaiyaodexiangbolanggu,“anzhaoxianlaihoudaodeshunxu,zheishishanghaimeiyouwomensange!diedi,nijiayoua!”...
xuedaotiantianzhidaobierenyanxi,zijideyanjidangranyehenguoying。
tachenmodekanzheshipin,shibushidepielelijieyiyan,zhidaoyifenduozhongdeshipinbofangwanbi,zheicaijiangshouleshouji,yebushuohua,zhidingzhelijiekan。
lijiebeitayansuyouyinlengdemuguangdingdexinlifamao,xinxudehoutuileliangbu。
“lijie,”xuedaobugouyanxiaodeshengyinxiangqi,“niyesuanshiyigezhimingjingjiren,zheishi,nizenmejieshi?”
“wo……”lijiebuzhidaoyaozenmejieshi!tabenyiweizijizuodetianyiwufengde,quebuxiang,zaineimezaodeshihoujiuluchulemajiao,guaibudezheilianghaizicongtoudaoweiyidianyebujinghuang,yuanlaishizaizheidengzhetani!
“lijie,niruoshijibuchuheshidejieshi,neiwozhiyoudanfangmianxuanbu,heniqixiayirenquanbujieyue,shenzhihexingyaochuanmeicongciyihoubuzaihezuo!”
“bu、bu、bu,xuedao,nitingwojieshi,wonengjieshide……”lijiehuangle,tashedezhijieqidiaomisuzheigewannianbuwenbuhuodeerxianxiaomingxing,quezenmeyebunengrengdiaoxuexiaogangdaoyanzheikuaijinzizhaopai!
zaiguoneidangxiadedianshiquanli,xuexiaogangdaoyanneishipinzhidebaozheng,jibenshangdoushipaiyibubaoyibu,ruoshiyinweita,daozhizhenggexingyaochuanmeihexuedaoyihoudoubunenghezuo,zheidaijiataidale,xingyaodeyirenmenchengshoubuqi,tagengchengshoubuqi!
tayaozheya,kaojinxuexiaogang,yazheshengyinshuo:
“xuedao,wo、wo、wozheimezuo,shi、shi……lanying,lanyingrangwozheimezuode,lanyingshixingyaoxinqianxialaideyiren,laobanrangwodai,xiang、xiangbixuedaoshizhidaotadeshenfende,jintianxiawuderesouxuedaopashiyekanjianle,ju、jushuozheilianghaizidangshijiuzaineiliangchezishang,lanyingrangwoxiangbanfabazheihaiziganchujuzu,wo、wozheiyeshimeibanfa……”
xuexiaogangwenyantiaoletiaomei,youxieyiwai,shiqingjuranchedaolelanyingshenshang,zheishitameiyouxiangdaode。
suoyi,zheilianggexiaokeaidemuqinjiushisijiadashaodangjieqiangwendeneigenvren?
xuexiaogangdanyoudekanleyiyanzijidemeimei,sujiahesijiadejiyuanyijiu,quehaibuzenmeshuodeqingchu,jinwanpashiyaorangzheilianggerenkonghuanxiyichangle!
与此同时。
erbaoyetingdaolelanyingdemingzi。
liangzhiliulisedeyanmoulishanguoyisijingguang,juranshita?
jintian,tahexiaobaobingmeiyouhelanyingzhijiezhaomian,keshilanyinghexiaobaotongzaiguowaiyingshiquanlifazhan,duilanyingduoshaohaishiyousuoerwende。
zhishimeiyouxiangdao,yuanbenzaiguowaijingshuibufanheshuidelianggeren,yihuiguo,haigangshangle!
yixiangdao,tamendemamixianzaihaizaijiudianloushangdefangjianlihelanyingdeweihunfu……
erbaoyixiangdanmodelianjiashangjuranhaiyouxieweihong。
erbaozheibianhaizaixiangzheshaoerbuyidechangmian,neibianxuedaoyijinghuilehuishou,ranglijiegundan。
lijiedangranshimangbudiexiangyaolikexiaoshi,keshi,erbaohexuedaodeduihuajiangtaleizaileyuandi。
xuedao:“suer,ranglijiezheimezou,nimeiyouyijianba!”
erbao:“yijiandangranshiyoude,keshiyemeiyoubanfa,bushima?zanmenyoumeiyouzhengju!”
xuedao:“ng,niyaoshizhendepaidaoshipinjiuhaole!”
erbao:“woyoubushishenxian,nalizhidaotahuiqufanghuo!wodingzhetaganshenme!”
xuedao:“yeshi!woyemeiyouxiangguoshita!haiyiweishifengchuidaoledianxiangdelazhuni!”
erbao:“……”daoyan,nixinhaitingda!
lijie:“……”tianshade,jiubunengdengtazouyuandian,zailiaoma?
lijiexinxuyouqihuhudezoule,xianchangdelangjiehenkuaijiuqingsao,suoyoumeitirenbeijuzugaocengqingcheshuludeqingquhecha,renshouyigedahongbao,anfudehaohaode。
doushixingyeneichangguicaozuo,tamenziranzhidaomingtianshenmenengbaodao,shenmebunengbaodao。
meitirenyizou,qitayirenyefenfensanqu,shuodadedating,zhiliuxialedaoyan、erbaohexiaobao,yijisuyuzefufu。
xiaobaolalelagegedeyijiao,tafaxianzhanzaitaduimiandepiaoliangnainaikantadeyanshenhaoqiguai。
mingmingzhiqianbangtajianchabaobaolidedongxideshihou,renhaitingzhengchangde?
zheicaiduodayihuierdeshijian,jiuchengzheiyangde!
zheilianshangdebiaoqingxiangshikuyouxiangshixiao,shouhaiyidouyidoude,yebuzhidaoshijidonghaishihaipa,jiulianneizuijiaodoushiduosuode。
erbaodeganjueyechabuduo,yinweitadeduimianzhanzhedeshisuyuze。
suiranshuaiqiyeyedezitiyuyanmeiyoupiaoliangnainaifengfu,danshinenggoukanchu,tayezaijilikezhi。
这是……
xiaonaodaigualibengchumouzhongkeneng,erbaomolemozijidebiziwen,“zheiweixiansheng,ganwenguixing?”
这位先生?
为什么不叫爷爷?
suyuzeyoudianxiaoshiluo,buguoyixiangdao,tamenzhijianyoukenengcunzaidexueyuanguanxi,xinxiashaokuan,bijinglairifangzhang。
tingdaoxiaojiahuozheimeyibenzhengjingdehetashuohua,taweiweikesouyisheng,zhenglezhengzijideshengyin,“miangui,xingsu!”
“sumodesu?”erbaojixuwen。
xinxiadaoyejingqi,tahexiaobaohuiguohou,zoudeshishenmegoushiyun,yitiandeshijian,jiujianglianggezhunbabahuaiyimubiaodouyushangle。
suyuzehexuexiaoyaduishileyiyan,jiangmuguangdoukanxiangxuedao,tamenyiweishixuedaotiqianhezheihaizishuoguoshenme!
xuedaoyaoleyaotou,jinwanshiqingtaiduo,tahaimeilaidejishuo。
xuexiaoyazaiyekongzhubuzhu,yibajiangxiaobaobaojinhuaili,“baobao,nimenmamani?”
kongqizhongdunshixianruleguiyideanjing。
妈妈?
不是问爸爸?
xiaobaochayidetaitou,jiukandaolexuexiaoyayanjingliliangjingjingdeleidi。
漂亮奶奶哭了!
xiaobaosuirancaisisui,danshiliangsuijiuyijingchudao,zaibiaoyanshanghenyoutianfu,fenbianqizhenqinghejiayilaiyehenyouyitao,suoyi,yikandaoxuexiaoyadeyanlei,xinxiayeyoudianweisuan。
conglai,zhenqingzuishidongren,tanengganshoudaopiaoliangnainaidezhenshiqinggan,neishinongnongdesilian,yijishenshendeshierfude。
“nainai,nishi……sumodemami?”xiaobaobeipiaoliangnainaibaodehenjin,youxiechuanbuguoqilai。
erbaoxiangyaojiejiumeimei,quebuxiang,zijiyeshunjianlunxianzaisuyuzedehuaibaoli。
suyuzebaozheerbaozhongzhongdediantou,“ng,womenshisumodebabahemama,haohaizi,nimendemamani?”
还是问妈妈?
erbaotaitou,yishuangliuliseshiyanjingzhaazha,“suxiansheng,weishenmeyaozhaowomendemami?nimenbushiyinggaizhaowomendediedima?”
“yinwei,nimendemamishiwomendeer……”xuexiaoyajiuyaoshuochu“erzi”lianggezi,suyuzejiuzhongzhongyike,xuexiaoyayingshengshengdejiang“erzi”yanlehuiqu,gaicheng“erxifu”!
儿媳妇!
所有人都呆住了!
包括薛小刚导演。
talalelazijidemeimeidegebo,jiangbeitalouzhedekuaiyaobunenghuxidexiaoziyanjiejiuchulai,“meimei,nilengjingyidian,suerzhishihemomoxiaoshihouzhangdeyoudianxiang,xueyuandeshiqing,haishiyaoyanguocainengquedingde。”
kexuexiaoyanalitingdejinqu,“buyongyanle,zheichongzheilianggebaobaodezhangxiang,wojiunengqueding,haizishiwoerxifushengde。”
suyuzeyishoulouzheerbaoshebudesashou,yishoumoleyibatoudingshangdehan。
tazheilaoposhenmenaohuilu?
一根筋不会转弯吗?
bunengshuo“erzi”,jiubunengba“erzi”gaicheng“nver”ma?
shuoshi“nver”duoshengshi,beirenzhuiwendabuleshuoshisishengnv,kexianzaishuochengshi“erxifu”,tamenyaodaonaliqubianyigeerzichulai?
nandaogangrenhuizijidenver,jiugaosuta,tasangoulema?
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