yangjiutianchenyishixiaoshuomingzijiao《fenghuangzhanshen》dezhujiao，tadezuozheshixiaoaoyusheng，xiaoshuozhuyaodejiangdeshi：wunianqian，jiazufumie，tasilitaosheng！wunianhou，tajijingfenghuang，jingjiedaoqizideqiujiudianhua，caizhiqinvshangzairenshi！huangzunyinu，lvlingjiudamentuergui，faxiannverbeigouyao，qizibeipojiaren.........
第7章
nandaozhenruyangjiutiansuoshuo，shijianghaibeihouzhishi，zhuazoulelianggehaizi？
zheizhongniantouyezhishiganggangchuxian，jiubeichenyidaxiao，xianzainverhaizaijianghaishouzhong，yidanbeijianghaizhidaozijideyixin，nverjiuweixianle。
“chenerbuku，niyidingrencuole，ruguotazhenshibaba，zenmehuiburennini？”
chenyijinjindibaozhechener，roushenganweidao。
“buhuide，chenermeiyourencuo，jiushibaba，wuwu......”
guolehaoyihui，chenyikanzhezaishuimengzhongkuqidechener，naohaizhongmanshiyangjiutiandeshenying。
到底是不是你？
江城，老龙江畔。
congchenyijialikaihou，yangjiutianjiulaidaolezheili，xiangyizundiaosuban，ditoukanzhetaotaojiangshui。
“嘭！”
huran，tashuangxizhongzhongguidi，xixiadewanshi，yingshengersui。
“ba、ma，buxiaoerziyangjiutian，laijibainimenle！”
yangjiutianlianshangdebiaoqingtongkueryouniuqu，shengyingengyan。
“嘭！”
jiezheyoushizhongzhongyibai，pufuzaidi，jiujiumeiyouqishen，zhiyoucongweiweizhandoudeshenqushang，cainengkanchutaxinzhongdebeitong。
“wunianqian，yangjiamiemen，womenbeizhuishazhici，shinimenjiangwotuixialaolongjiang，pinsichanzhushashou，cairangwohuolexialai。”
“erwo，quelianweinimenshoushidejihuidoumeiyou。”
“buxiaoerziyangjiutian，zaibai！”
“嘭嘭嘭！”
jieliankoushou，hantiandongdi。
yangjiutiandeetouzaoyixueroumohu，danzheipirouzhitong，queyuanbujineixinbeitongdewanfenzhiyi。
“老师！”
kandaozheiyimu，zhanzaitashenhoudeyizhongmentu，doujingdaile。
“jiaodainimendeshiqing，keyoujieguo？”
yangjiutianhuanhuanqishen，touyebuhuidiwendao。
“youninfuqinyishouchuanglideshengtianjituan，yijingshouhui，xianzaiyouninbaifenzhibaikonggu。”
dilonglianmangshangqianhuiying，jinjiezheyoudao：“danyangjiamiemendeshiqing，zanwurenhexiansuo。”
yangjiutianzhoulezhoumei，pingjiezijirujindenengliang，jingrandouchabudaoma？
kanlai，zheigeshenmishili，zhendehenbujiandan。
“老师！”
dilonghuayingangluo，xiangzhanjinjiezheyoudao：“laoshi，wochadaoleyijianfeichangzhongyaodeshiqing，shimuzhisuoyiyaojiajijianghai，yiqiedoushipobudeyi！”
“你说什么？”
杨九天猛地回头。
xiangzhanlianmangshuodao：“shimuyongjiajijianghaiweitiaojian，qiutajiuxialianggehaizi。”
“jianghaiqipianshimu，shuoxiaoshimeishoudaolejinghe，zhengzaijiangjiadiaoyang，dengtagenshimuwanhunhou，jiurangtamenmunvxiangjian。”
douranjian，yigujingrendeshaqicongyangjiutiandeshenshangbaofa：“suoyishuo，tabingbushizhendexiangjiajijianghai，yiqiedoushipobudeyi？”
“dui！shimuhaibeijianghaimengzaiguli，wanquanbulejiezhenxiang。”
xiangzhanshuodao：“haiyou，genxiaoshimeiyiqibeijiudexiaonanhai，bingbushijianghaidehaizi，ershi......nindehaizi！”
“nishuoshenme？nishuoshenme？”
“ta......tashiwodeerzi？wodeerzi？”
yangjiutianmengdizhuazaixiangzhandejianbangshang，qingxuwubijidong：“neigegenyueryiqibeijiuchulaidexiaonanhai，shiwodeerzi？”
xiangzhanlianmangdiantou，nachuyizhangqinzijianding，dangyangjiutiankandao“querenqinsheng”dejiandingjieguoshi，zaiyewufakongzhizijideqingxu。
“hahahaha......”
yangjiutianyangtiankuangxiao：“woyouerzile，woyangjiutianyouerzile！”
tawufaxiangxiang，wunianqiandeneichangbiangu，jichenyidailaileduomechentongdedaji。
yebuganquxiang，chenyihuaitaishiyue，haiyaodaizhenver，tashizenmeaoguolaide？
tabuganquxiang，wunianshiguang，zheigezijizuiaidenvren，daodijinglilexieshenme，youchengshouleduoshaodaji。
tayangtiankuangxiao，leishuiquezenmeyekongzhibuzhu。
“laoshi，dangnianyangjiamiemencananfashengzhihou，chenjiashengpashoudaoqianlian，jiujiangshimuganchulejiazu。”
“jiuzaizheishihou，shimufaxianzijihuaiyun，taweilebaozhuyangjiaxuemai，buguanzaikuzailei，douyaojianghaizishengxialai。”
“zheiwunianlai，shimuduziyiren，youyaozhaoguxiaoshimei，youyaozhaoguxiaoshidi，rizifeichangjianku。”
“xiaoshimeiweilejishimujianqingyali，shenzhipaoquheixinzhensuomaixue。”
“laoshi，tafuchuletaiduo，zheibeizi，wozhirentazuowodeshimu！”
dengxiangzhanshuowan，dilongdangjidanxiguidi：“laoshi，jiangjiabumie，jianghaibusi，tianlinanrong！”
“woxianzaijiuqumielejiangjia，tizhejianghaidenaodailaijiannin！”
dilongyilianxionghen，tatangtangyuwailongdiandianzhu，congbuhuiduidirenxincishouruan。
“meixiangdao，zheige**jingranzheimebeibi。”
yangjingyedanxiguidi，nuhoudao：“laoshi，yangjingqingzhan，yuanlvlingshenzhoujiudazhanshen，qianqutaofajiangjia！”
“laoshi，shenyimenlizhangshengqingzhan，yuanfadongshenyimenzhong，taofajiangjia！”
“laoshi，shenzhoushoufuqianduoduoqingzhan，yuandiaojijiangchengsuoyouzichan，taofajiangjia！”
......
zheijiuren，renheyige，doushiquanqingyifangdedingjianquangui，cishi，jingfenfenqingzhan，yaomiejiangjia！
jiushitamenzhongderenheyiren，dounengtapingzhenggejiangcheng，genghekuangshihuangzunjiutu，qiqixuanzhan！
“ququjiangjia，yeganweixiewodenvren？”
douranjian，yigujingrendeshaqicongyangjiutianzhoushenbaofa：“woyangjiutiandenvren，dangyuhuangtongzun！”
yangjiutianfushouerli，tiaowangzhetaotaojiangshui，hurankaikou：“sanrihou，woyaojitabubanyichang，shengshidahun！zhiyujianghai......”
“neitian，woyaorangta，shenbaiminglie！”
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