shuangwen《 guqingchengxiamingxue》,huobaokaiqi!guqingchengxiamingxueshishuzhongdenannvzhujiao,yeshishilipaizuozhechidaodeqiuyujingxinsuoxie,wenzhangjingcaigushineirongjiangshudeshi:“xinglexingle,zoubazheigeshijianduanyechabuduochifanle,womenyiqichifanqu”lihaokuxiaozheshuodao。guqingchengdijisanrenyirenyibayusan,chaozheshitangdefangxiangqule……
yanqianderendianlediantouranhoushuoleyiju“wojiushiguang。”
zheimoyangjiulianguqingchengdourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
“zhenjing!wodesheyoujuranshiaoteman。”xuzhoudao。
“kanyangzipashinikaixuediyitianjiukenengyaoshangxuexiaodebiaobaiqiangle。”
“hahaha,neidangran,wokeshiyaohuobianxiaoyuandenanren。”xuanjibianzhaixiatoutaoziwojieshaoqilaile。
“nimenhao,wojiaowangdaqiang,woshijiangningren。biekanwomingzihenputong,danworenbuputong。”
“nihao,wojiaoguqingcheng,zheishiwoxiongdixuzhou,womenlianggedoushilaizihuacheng。”yibianshuoyibianzhizhexuzhoudefangxiang。
xuzhoudexinggeyeshikailang,wanquanbupasheng。zhijieyanjingduizhewangdaqiangzhalezha“qiangxiong,nengbunengbanineidaibiaoguangdeyifujiewochuanchuan,wojuedetinghaowande。”
wangdaqiangsihaobulinse,yibiantuoyibianshuozhe:“zheiyifuwojintiankeshichuanzhejinxiaoyuande,wokanxuexiaoliderenyanjingdoukanzhile,kanzhetamenzhenjingdeyanshenwojiuhenmanzu。”
yifutuoxiahou,dijileyipangdexuzhou。
“keke,jintianwoyeshiyaochengweiguangdenanren,hahaha。”
xuzhoupobujidaidichuanshangguangzhiyi,haibaichugezhongzishi,doudedajiahahadaxiao。zheishi,menwaichuanlaiyizhenqiaomensheng,sanrendunshianjingxialai。dakaimenyikan,yuanlaishigebisushedetongxueguolaichuanmen。
“nimenhaoa,wotingshuonimensushelailege‘aoteman’,teyiguolaikankan。”neiweitongxuexiaozheshuodao。
wangdaqiangyouxiedeyiditingqixiongtang,“zenmeyang,woshibushihenshuai?”
“ng,queshihenshuai,buguo……”neiweitongxuehuafengyizhuan,“wohaishigengxihuankaijiayongshi,yaobunizaibiangekaijiayongshikankan?”
zhongrenyoushiyizhenhongtangdaxiao,wangdaqiangyegenzhexiaoleqilai,qifenbiandegengjiaqingsongyukuai。dajialiaoleyihuiertian,huxiangrenshileyixia。nanshengmingjiaosongwenjieyeshijisuanjizhuanyede。
zuihou,songwenjielikaishi,haibuwangdiaokandao:“qidainimensushehoutianjunxundejingcaibiaoxian。”
diertianzhongwu,tiankongxiaqilemengmengxiyu,lihaochengzheyibasantuimenjinlai。
susheyousigeren,zhiyouxuzhouhaizaishuilanjue,erqilaideyouguqingchenghaiyou“aoteman”?
lihaolengleleng,suijikaikoudao:“wozheishizoucuosushele?nalaideaoteman?”
ranhouyoutuichumenwaikanlekanmenshangdesushehao。
“keke,zheishixinshiyou,takenengbijiao……neige。”guqingchengkaikoudao
“buguoqiangxiong,niyidazaoqilaijiuchuanzhe,neihuitoulvbaifenbaia。”
“wozuotiankandaobiaobaiqiangle,kanjianzanmenxuexiaolailegeaoteman,meixiangdaohaishizanmensushede,zheimeyouyuanfena。”lihaonachushoujihuanglehuang。
“yi,dajiadoushixinshengnizaneimekuaijiuyouxuexiaobiaobaiqiangle,wodouhaizhunbeizhaoneigexuezhangyaoni。”guqingchengkuxiaodao
“nimeiyouma?wozuotianyingxindexuezhangtuijiwode。”wangdaqiangzhaixiatoutao,zhengzhunbeinachushoujituijiguqingcheng
“嗷呜~”
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xunzheshengyinwangqu,zhijianxuzhouzhengyiyizhongqiguaidezishiqichuang,shuangshouchengzhechuang,shuangjiaocaizaichuangshang,shentixiangqianqing,xiangyizhizhengzaizhunbeitiaoyuedeqingwa。tadelianshanghaidaizheyisimimanghekunjuan,xianranhaimeiyouwanquanqingxingguolai。
zheiyangdeqichuangfangshiyindezhongrenhahadaxiao,youqishiwangdaqiang,xiaodeqianyanghouhe,chadiancongchuangshangdiaoxialai。
xuzhoutingdaoxiaosheng,manmantaiqitoulai,kandaodajiadouzaixiaoziji,dunshigandaoyizhenganga。
mimihuhudexuzhouzhengkaiyan,jiuhaokansange“dahan”kanzheta。tamendebiaoqinggeyi,dandoutouluchuyizhonghaoqiheyihuo。
xuzhoubeikandexinlifamao,lianmangjieshidao:“neige,wojiushiqichuangdongzuodaledian,guailedian,haiyoukeke……”
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