koubeichaogaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《fengleba？shenhaoyoulianggeshisanduoniandenver》，sumingyuanyexiaojingshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：danshizhangzhentianzaiquanguoyixuejiedoushitaishanbeidoubandecunzai，taziranbuganshengqi。zhangzhentiannengzheimeduita，yi……
西恋线下相亲会。
“你有车吗？”
“没有！”
“你有房吗？”
“也没有？”
“neininengjieshou38suilihundaisangenanhaima？”
“？？？”
sumingyuanmanlianheixiandekanzheyanqiandezhongniannvzi。
tabuqishiliyide，yebuqishiliyidaisangenanhaide。
danshijibierenyangerzi？erqiehaiyanzhengzhengdekanzhebierendehaizijichengletadejiachanqushanyangtadeqindie？
zheishishenmegaoduanyuandatou？
sumingyuanningyuanlinsizhiqianbasuoyoucaifujuanjiguojia，yebunengbaibaibianyileqianfugea。
第二个相亲对象。
“wojinniansanshiersui！”
“duilaogongyaoqiubugao！”
“nianlingzuiduobiwodasansui，yaoweihunhuozheliyimeiyouhaizi！”
“womajiushenglewoyige，suoyijiehunyaocaili！”
“caili888wan！shizhongxindapingcengyitao，bushaoyusanbaiping，bixuxiewoyigerendemingzi！”
“jiwobamazaishilimaiyitaobuxiaoyuyibaiwushipingde，bixuzhumingziyuanzengyu，lihunbudeyaohui！”
“jiehunjiuyanbushaoyuliangbaizhuo，womenshiwaidide，qinqidouyaolai！”
“wobamaaimianzi，meigelaicanjiahunlideqinqiyaobaotamenlaiwangdejipiaoqian，jiudianqian，meigezaiewaijiliangwanhongbao，qinqidagaiyouyibaigezuoyou。”
“chezibixuyaowubaiwanyishangde，jujuebba**siche！”
“还有……”
sumingyuan：neininengjiwodailaishenme？
“wojiadaonijialehaibuxingma？haizidougennixing！”
“haiyouwobuzuojiawu，buzuofan，bixuyaoyousangebaomu，yigezhuanmenzuofan，yigedaiwa，yigezuojiawu！”
“……”
sumingyuankanzhemianqianfeitoudaerdedanshenweihuntanke，zuijiaorenbuzhuchouleyouchou。
zheigetiaojianduiyutaeryanbusuangao。
zheiqianqianhouhoujiaqilai，yejiujiqianwanjiunenggaodingle。
jiqianwanzaisumingyuanyanli，yejiushigelinghuaqian。
jiuzaijinniannianchu，sumingyuandedabailezuihouyigejingzhengduishouhou，zhenzhengchengweilezheigeshijieshangyinxingshoufu。
yigexingqiqian，tadecaiwutuanduiculvetongjichuletasanfenzhiyidecaichan：
sidaxingdegerendingqicunkuanyouwushiyi！licaihegeleijijinyouyibaiyi！
shoushanghaineiwaideyoujiazhengquanyouwubaiyi。
mingxiaquanzikonggudegongsiyuanmingjituan，zhangwozheqiejituanbaifenzhisanshidegufen、alijituanbaifenzhiershiwudegufen，zitiaojituanbaifenzhiershidegufendengdeng！
haiwaigongsikonggudegufen，yijingtongjichulaideyeyouyiwanyi，erqiehaishimeidao。
chucizhiwai，zaifeiguohaiyouwuzuojinkuang，liangzuoyinkuang。
fangchanhedichanzheibian，zaididouyousandongsiheyuan，shanghaiyouyidongzhuangyuan，shizhongxinyousantaobieshu。
pengchengheyangchengyedouyoubieshu，zhiyuneixiegaocengshangpinfang，caiwutuanduishuleyixiatabaoxianjulidefangchanzheng，chabuduoyouyiqianbenzuoyou，doushigedazhuyaochengshizuifanhuadidaidefangchan。
zhiyugudongzihuayijiyixieshouzangpin，jiazhihaimeitongjichulai！culveguji，buhuishaoyuyiqianyi！
sumingyuanjinnianyijingsanshibasuile。
zhibuguotashigechuanyuezhe，conglingyigeshijiechuanyuelaidaolezheigejiaozuolanxingdexingqiu。
bingqie，haikaiqilexitong。
xitongbujinbangzhutagaishanleshentisuzhi，rangtaderongmaodaoleershiwusuideshihou，keyiyizhibaochizaizheigenianlingdeyangzi。
tongshi，haibangzhutazhuandaolejuecaifu，chengweileshijieshangyinxingdeshoufu。
yejiushizaiqianbujiu，sumingyuansanshibasuishengrineiyitian，zhengshichengweileyinxingshijieshoufu。
tadecaifu，yijingchaoguoleshijieshangrenheyigecaifahuozheshijiajiazu。
erxitong，yezaizheiyitiangongchengshentui。
xianzaidesumingyuansuiranmeiyoulexitong，danshitayeyijingwanquankeyizaizheigeshijieshanglizule。
shangmiansuoshuodecaifu，yezhishisumingyuansanfenzhiyidecaichan。
youzheimeduocaichan，sumingyuanwanquankeyichengdandeqizheigefeitoudaertankedejiehuntiaojian。
但是，没有必要。
sumingyuanyaozhaodeshiyigeqizi，erbushizuzong。
buhuizuofan、buhuidaiwa、yemeiyoujiashibeijing，rongmaoyouhenputong。
sumingyuanzheigedingjifuhaochibaolechengdequyigecixitaihouhuijia？
jiusuanshicixitaihou，renjianianqingdeshihourongmaoyeshijuemeide。
zaikankanzheiweitanke？shuofeitoudaerdousuanshigongweitale。
shishenmerenjilezheiweitankerucidadeyongqitichuzheimekuazhangdeyaoqiu？
梁静儒吗？
sumingyuanshilaijibierendangzhangfude，bushilaidangqilongzhudeshenlongjirenjiaxuyuande。
shishishang，zheiyijingbushisumingyuandiyicixiangqinle。
jiuzaiyigexingqiqian，tayinmanleshenfen，laidaoleyigegaoduanxiangqinhuisuo。
weilebubaoluchaojifuhaodeshenfen，sumingyuanzhaixialejiazhiqianwandebaidafeiliwanbiao，daishangleyizhijiwankuaide“didang”laolishi。
tuoxialedingjishejishigaoduandingzhijiazhibaiwandeshougongxiuxianfu，chuanleyishenjiwankuaiqiande“lianjia”xizhuang。
tayemeiyouchengzuoshangqianwande**banlaosilaisi，erzhishikaizheliangsanbaiwande“maicaiche”benchimaibahe。
zaisumingyuankanlai，zheiyishendabanyijingfeichangputongle，kendingbuhuiyourenjuedetayouqian，congerweileqianzhaoshangmenlai。
danshihenkuai，sumingyuanfaxianzijicuole。
suoweidegaoduanxiangqinwangzhan，gaoduandeshinanyonghu。
suoyounanyonghudoushiyouqianyoushenfenderen，zhiyunvhaizi，shenfenjiajingdouhenyiban，yejiushiyanzhihexuelifangmianbijiaochutiao。
dangran，zheiyesuanshigaoduanle。
bijingyouqianbushiquanbu，youyanzhihexueliyeshigaoduanrenshi。
sumingyuanyebuzaihulingyibiandejiajingzenmeyang，zhiyaorenhaojiuhaole。
zhishi，tazheiyishenzhuangbanzaitazijikanlaishihenputongle，danshiduiyuneixieputongnvhaizieryan，zheijianzhijiushiwanmeidezuanshiwanglaowua。
sanshibasuichengshudenianji，ershiwusuinianqingderongmao，youcheyoufangyoucunkuan。
erqiedanshenweihun，haiwufuwumu，meiyoupoximaodun。
简直是完美情人啊！
yiqunershijisuidexiaoguniang，rangrangzheyaohesumingyuantanlianai。
“xiaomeimei，nimenjiubujuedewonianjidama？”
“dangranbu，dashuniduocaiduoyi，womenxihuanhailaibujini？”
duocaiduoyi？shuodedaoyemeicuo！
tadequeduocaiduoyide，bujinduocaiduoyi，haipingyijinren，yixinyiyi，caiyishuangquan……
ruciyouxiudenanren，kendingshikanbushangzheixienvhaizide。
yushi，zhinengtongtongjujue。
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