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第3章
dianyinghuisanchang，zhongrenfenfenlichang。
kedianyinghuisuiranjieshule，wangluoshangzhongrendeyilunqueshimeiyoutingxialai。
“duia，renjiadaoyandekehuanshuipingkeshishijieji，haolaiwudebushaodaoyandoushuozheishiyibudapian！”
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“daoyanxixuesheng？jiuzheisuzhi？”
“daxueguolvdelexuezha，guolvbule**。”
“jiushia，haiganshuowojiagegeyanjicha！”
“e，nijiagegeyanjiqueshicha。”
“......”
yincitongshi，mouboderesoushang，huranduochulejitiaoresou。
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“gegeyanjijingbeisanwudaoyanshuocha！！！”
......
qingsongdaxuedeluntanhetiebali，zhongrenyijingkaishiduiyehengjinxingqilerenshengongji。
“jiuzhei？yigeganggangdayidedaoyan，nidongkehuanma？”
“renjiazheibu《liugehedan》，texiaojiuzuolewunian，huale3geyi！nizhidaorenjiayouduoyongxinma！”
“neishengxiade7geyiqunale？”
“1yifuhuadao，1yidexuanfa。”
“那还有5亿呢？”
“哥哥的片酬。”
“......”
cishi，qingsongdaxuenei，xiaozhangzhaokailejinjihuiyi，jiaotoulanedekanzhezhongren。
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“xiao，xiaozhang，zheizheibunengguaiwo！”
“wozhishifuzeanpaixuesheng，sheinengxiangdaoneijiahuohuituranshuochuneiyangdehualaia。”
xiaozhangtingdaozheihua，dunshiqideyayangyang。
“xiaozhang，wojuedezheishibunengguaitamen。”
yigeershisansisuidenianqingrenzhanleqilai，zhongrendemuguangdunshichaozhetakanqu。
jiulianxiaozhangyanzhongdenuhuo，yebeipingxilebushao。
zheinianqingrenkeshidayoulaitou，tamingjiaoqinmo，ershisuihaimeibiye，jiuzhidaochulezijidediyibufanzuidianying。
bingqiezaijianeidianyingjieshangruxuanlejinzonglvjiang！
suiranmeiyouzuizhonghuojiang，danjiudanshizheifenrongyao，jiuzuyirangtazaiguoneidianyingjiepaimingqianershi！
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jiulianxiaozhang，douyaojingtasanfen！
“tayijingshichengnianrenle，yinggaiweizijidexingweifuze，erbushirangbierenlaititachengdanzeren。”
“jiurutongwangshangsuoshuode，womendexuexiaozhinengguolvxuezha，guolvbule**。”
“xiangzheizhongren，jiubupeiliuzaixuexiaoli，yiwokan，kaichulesuanle！”
tingwanqinmodeyifanhua，xiaozhangbuyoudemeitouyizhou。
qinmodemianzi，tahaishiyaojide。
dankaichu，shibushitaiguolea。
“不！绝对不行！”
yigesishisuilaisuidelaojiaoshoulikezhanqishenlai。
zheijiaoshoumingjiaochengping，zaiyehengtamenbanfuzejiaoshoudaoyanjichu。
yehengzheihaizitashizhidaode，suanbudeshishenmetiancai，danmeiyicishangkedouhenrenzhen，taiduyehenduanzheng。
pingrilitayeheyehengyoujiechu，haitingxihuanzheihaizide。
erqieguanyuyehengduineigezhangsandeshipin，tayekanle。
shuoshihua，meiyijuhuadoushuodeyouliyouju，guandianmeiyouyidianwenti。
jiuyinweizheige，yaobarenjiakaichu！zheishishenmedaoli！
“xiaozhang，zheilibushaorendoushizuodianyingde，yehengshuodeneixiehuayoumeiyoudaoli，dajiaxinliyinggaidouyoudi。”
“nandaojiuyinweirenjiashuoleshihua，jiuyaokaichurenjia！”
tingwanchengpingdehua，youjirendoushibuyoudemomodidianlediantou，renkechengpingdeyijian。
keyipangdeqinmoyiting，queshidunshizhouqilemeitou。
“shuoshihua？taneishishuoshihuama！taneishibaxuexiaowangdaokoushangtui！”
“xianzaijiuyinweitayigeren，zhenggexuexiaodoubeimale！nikankanwangshangneixiepinglun！yihouhaiyourenyuanyijinwomendaxuema！”
“fanzhengwozhijiebahuashuokaile，yaomenimenbaneiyehengkaichule！yaomewocizhibuganle！youtawuwo！youwowuta！”
cihuayichu，zaichangdezhongrenlianshangfenfenluchulezhenjingzhise。
看来，事情闹大了！
yucitongshi，yehengzhengzaixuexiaodehoushan。
“zheidifangdaoshihedashewaijing。”
“haiyoufeiqimuban，buzhidaonengbunengzhaodaobuyaodeposhafahehuolu。”
“nainaide！weishenmehuiyoushea！！”
yishengjianjiao，yehenglianmangpaolechulai。
tameixiangdao，xuexiaodehoushantaniangdejingranhuiyoushe！
keyousheyemeibanfa，zhinengyingzhetoupishang，zheidifangshiweiyiyigeshihepaishededifang。
muwushenmede，kankannengbunengzhaorenbanggemang，nonggechabuduodejiudele。
现在就剩下演员了。
benlaiyehengshixiangyaozijichuyande，shunbianzailajigetongxue。
pinpincoucoude，10gerenhenrongyicouchulai。
daoshihouyibuzibianzidaoziyandedianyingjiudanshengle！
danzheigexiangfahenkuaibianbeitafoujuele。
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rangtamenlaichuyandehua，guanzhongrongyichuxi。
“xiaomenkoudebaoanlaozhangsihubucuo，buxingjiujiaotayechuyanyige。”
“shitangdelidamayexing，wanshangyinggainengchougeshijianchulai。”
“嗡~嗡~嗡~”
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yehengnachushoujiyikan，zhijianshangmianxiezhesangedazi——chengjiaoshou。
zheishiyehengtamendaoyanxideyigejiaoshou，fuzejiaoshoutamendaoyanjichu。
“yeheng！likeguolaijianwo！”
yehenghuahaimeilaidejishuochukou，dianhuaneitoudechengjiaoshoubianyijingguaduanledianhua。
cishideyehengyilianmangran，dansisuozaisanzhihou，haishijuedingguoquyitang。
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zhibuguohoulaijinxuexiaozhihoujiumeizenmezaipengguodianyingle，tingshuoliandianyingdoubuzenmekan。
shitangdamahemenkoubaoandayesuirannianlingshangqueshizugouyanjiaoshou，danqizhizheifangmiangenbushang。
ruguonenggouyouzhenzhengdejiaoshouqianlaizhuzhendehua，tadedianying，zhiliangjueduinenggouzaishangyicenglou！
十年哑佛归来，一句话让欺我者家破人亡
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假千金诬我偷窃，全家扫我出门，真千金给我打了五百万
zuozhe：zhenshiedumeta
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工伤大出血急需3000救命，女友转我9.9元
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栏目：都市
女友的第25次约会我让她全网社死
zuozhe：chuqibuaichifanqie
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
诈骗女嫁进我家后，骗全家去犯罪
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