jingpinxiaoshuo《fengle！wuliangshiyoubiwochuannvzhuangqucansai》，leishuyudoushishenghuofenggedejingdianzhizuo，shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshixiachongchenyan，xiaoshuozuozheweixingxingbaxingxing，wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：laohuajingjiazaibiliangshang，ditoukankanshoulidexueshengzheng，youbushitaitousaomiaoxiachongzheizhanglian。jiushiyifumeichayingzhaodezitai，fangfotaneishuanghunzhuodelaohua……
哗啦啦......
jirentongshicongshuicaolibengchulai，zaoyipaoruandejiaodiban，caizaiguanghuadedibangenbenzhanbuwen。
liangundaipadechonghuifangjian......
chenyanliangtuidahuachanxiangqianfang，**paizaicizhuan“pa”deyisheng，haichuaidaoleqianmiandezhouzhou。
zhouzhoushuaidaodeshihoubalazhexueyang，sanrenrutongduominuogupaiyiyangdaoxia，zaihualiuliudedibanxiuqilejiewu。
chanchanmianmian，nanshenanfen......
zhengzhalebantian，chenyanpaqilai，naodaicoudaoxiachongchuangtou：“xiachong，xiachong!”
“你听到了吗?”
“kongdiaoa!qianshimingyoukongdiaoa!”
tamenyigegejidongde，xiangnishuizhezhuazhujiumingdaocao。
夏虫当然听到了。
专业对口。
erqie，qinshidequejixuanzhuangkongdiao。
neitaipofengshan，santianxiuliangci，shouzhongzhengqinle。
xiachongkebuxiangweilebishu，hezheijigehanpiqujishuicao。
suoyi，meiyoubucanjiadedaoli。
zhouzhouzhouqimeitou：“danshi，womendangzhongyourenhuichanggema?”
chenyan：“wobuhui，xueyanghuima?”
xueyang：“woyebuhui。”
xueyang：“danshi，chongchongdeshengyinneimehaoting，tachanggekendingchabudaonaliqu。”
xiachongyongzhangxingualejixiashoubei，neilifanqileyicengjipigeda，ehanbuyi：“yangge，youhuahaohaoshuo，biechongchongchongchongde，exin!”
xueyangliezuixiaodao：“haohaohao，nixianchongchongbuhaotingshiba?neiwoyihoukejiuhannizhichuanggele。”
更恶心!
“chongchong，niyebuxiangbierenzhidaoniyongshuiguodaogezhichuangdeshiba?”
真的贱!
xiachongaobuguota，yushijiaolegedi：“changge，wohuiyidiande。”
“会一点?”
“zhihuiyidiankebuxing，bixuquebaobakongdiaonaxia!”
xueyangxianglexiang，zuijiaoliedaohouergen，neifujianxixidebiaoqing，xianranshixiangdaolesouzhuyi......
“buru，rangchongchongchuannvzhuang，dangfanchuangeshou?”
“changgongbugou，yanzhilaicou!”
“jiupingchongchongzheishenduan，zheiliandaner，chuanqunziwangwutaineieryizhan......”
“wogennimenjiang，tadoubuyongkaisangde，guangzheiyanzhijiunengrangpingweidamanfen，niliangxinbuxin?”
果然是馊主意!
chenyanhezhouzhoukanrenaodebuxianshida，diantoufuhe：“duiduidui，yanggezongsuanchulehuikaopudedianzi。”
“靠谱个屁!”
tingdaoyaochuannvzhuang，xiachongdunshizhamao：“yiwodeshili，genbenbuxuyao!”
xueyangquegengjiashangtou：“buxing!shiguankongdiaodaye，rongbudebandianchachi!”
“nitingwode，chuannvzhuangba，jiuzheiyihui!”
xiachongyaotoujujue：“bukeneng，nixiangdoubuyaoxiang!”
“行叭~”
“nibuyuanyi，neijiusuanle。”
“doushiyigeqinshidexiongdi，zhichuanggebuyuanyi，womenhainengqiangpodeleni?”
xueyanggujizhongshi：“wozongbunengdaochuxuanyang，nizaicesuoliyongshuiguodaoge......”
“闭嘴!”
xiachongqidetoututudetong。
zenmejiutanshangjigezheimejiandeshiyou?
yaomechuannvzhuangcanjiashidageshou，yaomeshuiguodaogezhichuangchuanbianquanxiao。
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