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《funvjie，laogongrangwogenmujibaiyueguanghuanming》shiyouzuozhe“haoyunlai”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshijiangchuanlinwanyi，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：lianmangbajibaozaihuaili，layuanlegenwodejuli。tayibianhongzhemuji，yibiandaliangwodeshenqing，“laopo，xiaobaobudongshi，nibuhuigentajijiaoba？”womianwubiaoqing……

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dezhiwozhaoleyiqungongjigenjialidemujijiaopeihou，laogongqiwailebizi，zhizhewodama**。zhiyinshangyishi，

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wofennubuyi，puxianglaogongtaoyaoshuofa，quebeitayijiaotizaiqiangshang。wodeboziduandiao，

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“laopo，jintianshifunvjie，zhunijierikuaile！”“zheilimianshiwosongnidefunvjieliwu，

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wolenglengdekaikoushuodao：“zheijiushinijiwodefunvjieliwuma？”“tinghaode，jinwandunjitangbubushenti。

”huayinluoxia，laogongshunjianlengzhule。tabukezhixindekanzhewodao：“shenduoduo，nizenmenengzheimecanren？

”“wobazheizhijibaolaisongni，shiyinweinisanniandoumeihuaiyun，woquzhaodashiqiudemifang。”“dashishuole，

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zaizuicuiruodeshihoubeizuiqinmiderenshanghai，wozhenggerendoumengle。gangxiangzhangkou，queganjueyizhenhuanghu，

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neizhijiqishishilaogongchuchehuosidiaodechulian。tazhisuoyibeilaogongyongmujidezitaibaohuilai，

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yiziyijudeshuodao。“hao，shiniyidingyaobataliuxialaide。”“neidaoshihou，nikebiehouhui！

”buchusuoliao，wodefankangmeiqidaoyisizuoyong。laogongzhoumeizeguaiwogenyizhijijijiao，

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kanqilaishoulehendadejinghe。laogongxintengdebudele，dangjibamujibaoqilaihaoshenganfu。

tayibianyongshoushuntadejimao，yibiannuqichongchongdezewenwo。“shenduoduo，zheirizinihaixiangbuxiangguole？

”“zheizhijishichengzaizhedashimifangdeshenji，yaoxianghuaiyunnibixuqianchengdeduita，

yaoxiangzunjingzuzongyiyanggongfengta！”“nixianzaimashanggunguolaijijidaoqian，fouzewojiugennilihun！

”heshangbeizibutong，neishiwomeidiyishijiansipolian，laogongyemeilikebaoluchuzhenmianmu。

meidangwozaijineilishoudaoweiqu，laogongzongshigantongshenshoudeanfuwo，rangwoweiletazaijianchiyixia。

weileaiqinghejiating，woyaozheyarenleyouren，quemeixiangdaozheizhibuguoshiyichangqipian。

neixiequrudejiyizaiwonaohaizhongfuxian，hezheibeizidejingliduidie。wozhidaoweilejichulianhuanming，

laogongbuhuizhendegenwolihun。tababudebawolaolaobangzaijiali，zenmekenengzhenrangwozou。yinci，

wohaobuyouyudeyangqilebazhang。“pa”deyisheng，laogonglengzaidangchang。tawuzhelianzhenjingdekanzhewo，

neizhijiyetingzhileshangcuanxiatiao，yirenyijidoudaizhule。wolengxiaozheshuodao：“weileyizhimujigenwolihun，

jiangchuan，kanlainigenbenjiubuaiwo。”“haoa，lijiuli，sheibulisheishisunzi！”diuxiazheijuhua，

wozhuanshenjinfangshoushidongxi。laogongzhenggerendoulengzhule，tazenmeyexiangbudao，weishenmewohuihaowubushedediantou。

mingmingzaijintianzhiqian，woyizhihenaita，aidaoweilejiatingxishengshiye。kandaowotuozhexinglixiangchulai，

jiangchuanlikehuangle。gubushangsikaowoweishenmebianle，talianmanglazhuwodeshouqiurao。“laopo，duoduolaopo，

shiwocuole，qiuqiunibieshengqile！”“haolaopo，doushiwotaizhejixiangyougehaizile，

cairangniduijihaohaogongfeng，meizhuyidaonibugaoxingle。”“laopo，wobaozhengmeiyouxiayicile，

nibiegenwolihunhaobuhao……”erbianchuanlaijiangchuanyishengshengdetaohao。ruoshiyiqian，

woyidinghuikaixintaduiwozhenhao。danshixianzai，zhidaotadeqiuraoshiweilelingyigenvrenhou，

wodexinzhongzhishengyipianbingleng。jiazhuangbeitahonghao，wozaitajinzhangdezhushixiadianlediantou。“haoba，

wobushengqile。”“danshiwobuyuanyizijiyigerengenjishui，zheiduanshijianniyedegenwoyiqi。

”jiangchuanhaobuyouyudedaying，“haohaohao，laopo，zhiyaoniyuanyitinghua，nishuoshenmejiushishenme。

”kandaotayilianzhenfendebaozhejitangzaichuangshang，wojiekouquxizao，yangaizijibinglengdeyanmou。guanshangyushimen，

wojikaiyangjichangdepengyoufaletiaoduanxin。xiwanzaohou，woduanlailiangbeireniunai。yibeizijihele，

yibeididaolaogongmianqian。wojiazhuangxiukuideshuodao：“laogong，woxizaodeshihoufansileyixia，

shiwoqingxutaijidongle。”“haihaoniyizhibaorongwo，meiyourangwomenzhendeyilihunshouchang。

”“wojinireleniunai，hewanwomenjiushuijueba。”jiangchuanjianwoditou，yanzhonghuaguoyisifangsong，

tabujiasisuodejieleguolai。gangyaozhangzuihexia，quejiandaoneizhimujibugaoxingdeshandongchibang。

jiangchuanyanzhongfuxianchongni，taxiaozhefumomujidetou，“womenxiaobaoyexianghereniunaiya？”“lai，xianjinihe，

dengnihewanlewozaihe。”mujixiongjiujiuqiangangdedenglewoyiyan，huoxiangshidaleshengzhang。

taguyiyongjianruidehuipengzhuangbolibei，muguangtiaoxindekanzhewo。womianseweibian，

xiaoyinyindekanzhemujihejiangchuanyiqianyihoudehewanneibeiniunai。dengdaowanshang，jiangchuanhemujidoudaqilehulu，

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weilefangzhiwoshanghaimuji，jiangchuanlianbandoubushangle，huangchengjialiyoushizhaolaobanqingjia。baitianwochumenguangjiemaicai，

jiangchuanjiupeizhemujidaizaijiali，youshikandianshiyoushishuashipin。dengwohuijia，

mujibianyigaizailaogongmianqianwenshundemoyang，chenzhebozipudaowomianqian，duizhewoyidunluanzhuo。

woduizheizhijideyanedadaolejidian，lianshangbunaifandebiaoqinggenbenbuyongweizhuang。jiangchuankandaohou，

lianmangbajibaozaihuaili，layuanlegenwodejuli。tayibianhongzhemuji，yibiandaliangwodeshenqing，“laopo，

xiaobaobudongshi，nibuhuigentajijiaoba？”womianwubiaoqingkaikou，“zhiyaotabubengdaowomianqianrewo，

wojiubuhuiduiyizhijiganshenme。”laogongdunshisongleyikouqi，zhongxinhuifulexiaomoyang。yiliansantian，

jiangchuandouhemujidaizaiyiqi。baitianhongzhe，wanshangbaozhe，shengpawoyouyaobatadunlejitang。wochuixiayanmou，

burangtakandaoyanzhongdeanmang。wojiuzheimerenzhe，yizhidaodisantianxiawu。jiangchuanyilianweinandegaosuwo，

“laopo，gongsiyoudianjishixuyaowoquchuli，ninengbunengbangwozhaoguhaoxiaobao？”zheiyicidaoshiheqianshibutong。

shangbeizi，woqianglieyaoqiubajisongzou，jiangchuanshuotayaoquzhaogongposhangliang。zheibeizi，woyinerbufa，

jiangchuanziranyaohuangebiedejiekou。woguyizhouqimeitou，kaolvlehaoyihuicaidiantoutongyi。“haoba，

wohaishineijuhua，zhiyaotabunaotengwo，wojiubuhuiduitazuoshenme。”linzouqian，jiangchuanbufangxindehuitoukanwo。

“laopo，wozaijishenshangzhuangledingwei，nikebiechenwobuzaibatasongzoua，wozheibiandounengkandaode！

”wobunaifandediantou，“zhidaole，nizaodianhuilaibishenmedouqiang。”jiangchuanyoukanlekanwo，

querenmeishenmewentihou，zhuanshencongcongliqu。zheiyilikai，congxiawudaowanshang，guoleliuqigexiaoshijiangchuancaihuilai。

kandaolaogonghuijialikewangcesuozoudeshenying，woxiangqishangyishidejiyi。shangbeizi，tayeshihenwancaihuilai，

pibeideshuozijihenleile，rangwoxianquxizao。rendouyoufanlandeshihou，womeiduoxiang，jiuxianjinleyushi。

jieguozaixizaodeshihou，wofaxianzijitouyuelaiyueyun，zhenggerendoukuaizhanbuzhule。woyiweishiwuqishengteng，

yushilikongqixibodaozhide，lianmangkaimenxiangchuankouqi。danshibudengwodongzuo，jiangchuanbaozhejicongwaimianchuanglejinlai。

tayincecedekanzhewo，“xiaobao，quzhuozheige**，batazhuochuxuelai！”woxiangduobi，

keshishentidebushirangwofanyingchidun。yigebuliushen，neizhijimengditiaodaolewodegeboshang，

duizhewodeshouyidunmengzhuo。xianxueshunzheshouzhiliuchulai，wodeyishiyishenhuanghu，zaiciqingxing，

wojingranbianchengleneizhigaisidemuji！ranermingzhidaoyushilikenengyouwenti，

worengrandayinglejiangchuanwoxianxizaodeyaoqiu。woguanshangmen，quemeiyoutuoyifu，

ershizuozaimatongshangnaixindedengdaizhe。guoran，guolebudaoershifenzhong，jiangchuanyilianhuangzhangdechonglejinlai。

kandaowomeizaixizao，taxianshilengleyixia，jierjicongcongkaikouwenwo。“laopo，xiaobaoqunalile，

nibuhuibaxiaobaoduntangleba！”wodandingdeyaoyaotou，“meiyoua，wozuijinyizhiladuzi，

nimeikandaozheijitianfanzhuoshangdoumeiyourouma？”“neixiaobaodaodiqunale，wozenmezhaobianjialidouzhaobudaota！

”“nibielale，kuaigenwoyiqizhaoxiaobaoa！”kandaolaogongzhejidaomantoudahandeyangzi，

wozhijuedeyizhenfengci。zheikezhenshipengzaixinjianjianshangle，caiyihuimeikanjianjiujichengzheiyang。wozuozaimatongshang，

wanquanmeiyouzhanqishendeyisi。“nibushijitazhuangdingweilema，yongshoujichayixiabujiuzhidaole，

woduzihaitengzheni，nibielaidaraowo。”tingdaodingwei，laogongliushenwuzhudeyanzhongjianjianhuifuleshencai。

tanannanziyudao：“dui，haiyoudingwei，xiaobaojiuzaijialikendingdiubule！

”ranerdengtashunzhedingweizhaodaochekushi，quefaxianlerangtamuzijuliedeyimu。

shijiershizhidagongjizhuizheyizhimujilaihuipao，mujiduoshanbuguo，beitamenpuzaidishang。

gongjimenxingfendedaming，zhengqiankonghoudeshangqianzhuizhemujiwan。tamenyoudequzhuomujideyumao，

youdequzhuotadetou，haiyoudequzhuotade**。dengjiangchuanbatamenquandouganzouhou，

neizhimujidoutangzaidishangyanyanyixile。budengtakaikou，wocongtashenhouzouleguolai，yilianmanyidegantandao。

“zheizhijilaijialisantianledoumeixiadan，wozixunguoyangjichangdepengyou，tazheishibuxiangxiaputongdan，

xiangfuxiaojile。”“yushiwozhaoleyiqundagongjipeizhetawan，dengtawandegaoxingle，yongbuleyigeyue，

zanjiajiunengyouhenduoxiaojile！”huayinluoxia，laogongqiangchengzhedeneikouqizaiyerenbuzhu，zhijieqilegeyangdao。

kandaolaogongqichuanruniudedunzaidishang，wozhuangzuoyihuodewenta。“zenmelelaogong，nishibukaixinma？

”“nishuoguoyaorangwogenzheizhijihaohaoxuexiadanya，keshitalaijialisantianledoumeixiadan，zheiyaorangwozenmexue？

”“woyeshiyipianhaoxincaizhaodagongjimenhetawanshuade，nikantamenwandeduoyukuaia，

zuzheiqunjihaihualewobushaoqianni！”suizhewodehuayijujuluoxia，laogongdelianseyeyidiandianbianhong。

tazhenggerenjiuxiangyizhijijiangbaozhadeshaoshuihu，xinghongzheyanchouhendekanwo。taxiayishitaiqishou，

xianghenhendeshanwobazhang，quebeiwojianjiaozhedaduan。“aiya！zheizhijizenmekoutubaimole，

shibushikuaibuxingleya？”“laogongnikuailaikankana，tayizhizaidou，buhuishiyaomeiqierleba！

”jiangchuantingwanzaiyegubudeqita，lianmangpudaoneizhijipangbianquguancha。zhijianmujiqixiyanyandetanzaidishang，

liangzhangchibangyichouyichoude，zhenggeshentidouzaibujianduandedazheduosuo。kandaolaogongzouguolai，

mujilianpaqilaideliqidoumeiyoule，aimingzhedengdayankanta，sangzilifachuqilidejiaosheng。

zheifuqicandeyangzi，hepingrilizhigaoqiyangdemoyangwanquanduibushang。laogongxintenghuaile，

baozhemujideliangtiaogebodouzaizhibuzhudefadou。taqifendekanzhewo，yiziyijudeshuodao：“shenduoduo，