ningmengbingyoude《fanpaibangdingqieyunxitonghoubeiwoduxinle》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu,suimeitebiexinxianneirong,danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshilongyueyemengchan,jiangshule:[genjudangqianshijianxianfaburenwu:1.dalongyueliangbazhang;2.huoqulongyuefennudeqingxuzhi;3.huoqulongaotianjidubeiaideqingxu……
diyizhangzhongsheng,tingjianfanpaiqieyunxitong
sihouwocaizhidao,wodeyeyeshishuzhonglongaotian。
erwodebiaojiebangdingleqieyunxitong,zhiweilehuidiaowoyeyexinxue。
tacongworushou,qiequwodeqinren、jiashi、yangmao...naizhishengming。
wodeyeyeyeyincisangming,longjiajiucidaotai。
biaojieteyilaichaofengwo,wohenhenjiangbolipianzhajintahoujing,hetatongguiyujin。
zaizhengyan,kandaolechuangbiandebiaojiexingxingzuotai。
tongshiyetingdaoyishengjixieshengyin。
[qieyunxitongyishengxiao,qingwanchengrenwuhuimielongjia。]
【1】
「longyue,nijiushigemeirenyaodexiaolaji!」
「haidangnishilongjiaxiaogongzhuma?」
「nimenyijiazidoushiduanminggui,yangnihuodaoxianzainigaiganjiwojiadaendade!」
「nisileyemeirenguande,sheibukankanwoyejiademianzi?!」
「去死吧你!」
yemengchanjianruishengyinzaiwoerpangwengwengzuoxiang。
houlongbeijinjinezhu,yanzhongdezhixiganrangwoxianxiesangshiyishi。
taijiumeichidongxile,tilibenjiubuzhidewoganshoudaoshengmingdexunsuliushi。
danwomengdizhengzha,yongjinquanshenliqizhuajinshouzhongdebolipian,buguyiqiedizhaxiangyanqianrendehoubo。
cishi,erbianturanxiangqijixieyin,
[dachengrenwu:dangshirenyiwusuoyou,wannianjuhui。]
[qieyunxitongyishengxiao,dangshirenyibeiqiequshengming。]
shengqianyiqieruzoumadengbanshanguo,woturanhuangrandawu。
guaibude,yemengchanyaozheimezhenduiwo,wodeshenghuoyuelaiyuezao,taqueyuelaiyuehao。
tabangdingleqieyunxitong,kongpazhiqianhaizuoguowushugerenwu,laiqiequwodeyunshi。
......
...
buzhiguoleduojiu,woxinglai,toutengyulie。
zhengyankandaomanbaidechuangdanheminghuanghuangdedengguang,
恍然隔世。
xiayimiao,erbianzaicixiangqizhiqiantingdaodejixieyin。
[xitongzhengzaiyunsuan...youyusuzhuqieminghoushouwaishangsiwang,yiwufawanhui,xianjiangsuzhushijianxianzhongzhidaoqieyunxitonganzhuangshi。]
yemengchandeshengyinxiangqi,sihuzaigenjixieyinduihua。
[buxing!wobushichenggongqiezoulongyuedexingminglema?pingshenmebunengyong?!]
keshijixieyinbingweihuifuyemengchandehua,zhishilengbingbingfaburenwu。
[genjudangqianshijianxianfaburenwu:
1.打龙月两巴掌;
2.huoqulongyuefennudeqingxuzhi;
3.huoqulongaotianjidubeiaideqingxuzhi。]
[renwujiangli:qiequlongyuedeqinrenyun。]
【2】
hehe,guaibude,shangbeiziduiwoyixiangheyanyuesedebiaojie,jingranturandalegaoshaozhuyuandewoliangbazhang。
neiliangbazhangzhijiebawodameng。
ketamashangjieshi,wogaoshaozhuyuanzheimejiu,yeyedoumeilaikanguowo,kongpatahaibugouaiwo。
womenjiemeishishizhuangzuoqilechongtudeyangzi,ceshisheicaishizhenzhengxihuanwodeqinren。
yemengchanshuo,zhenzhengdeqinren,jiushibuguanniduobujiangli,douhuiyixinyiyizhanzainishenbiande。
qishi,tazhidao,woyeye,shengpingzuiyanehengxingbadao、manhengbujianglideren。
shangyishi,wozhaotaneiyangzuoyihou,beiyeyehenhenpileyidun。
cihou,xiaoshuqushi、gugufafeng...longjiagupiaodadie。
naizhiyuzuihouyeyewangming,longjiadashachediqingta。
yuzhixiangduideshiyeronghuashiyebubugaosheng,haobulezai。
zheijiushiqinrenyunbeichediqiequdezhengzhaoba。
我不寒而栗。
haozai,woyoulezhonglaidejihui。
yemengchan,neiburu,wogennihaohaowanwanba。
erbianturanxiangqihuxiaofengsheng。
「啪、啪!」
我生生挨了两巴掌。
【3】
yemengchan,tachuanzheyixibaiqunzuozaiwochuangtou,gangdawanwoliangbazhang,shenqingquejiweiqinqie。
tacoujinwodelian,tengxisidemoxiangwogangbeidaguodedifang,
「yueyue,jiejiebushiyouyidanidee。」
「shizaishinifashaozheimeyanzhong,waigongdoumeilaikanni,jiejiekanbuxiaqule。」
「buru,womenlaizuoyigeceshi......」
「......」
wozhuangzheqianshideyangzi,mengmengdidiandiantou。
suihouyemengchanzaiwoerbiandiyuliangju,wolianliandiantou。
心中却在开怀大笑。
yemengchanayemengchan,nixuanzheigehuati,jiubupazaofanshima?
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