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小说简介

《fanpaidalaodezaocan，weicuorenle》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，jixunxuranzhoumingyuzuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“qiantiandeyuzijiangjuan，zuotiandeheisonglufantuan，haiyoudaqiantiande……”tameishuoyiyang，wodexinjiuliangyifen。……

精彩章节

sangeyue，haichengdaxuededingjifuerdai、xinggeguailidejixun，chenglewojianbudeguangdefandazi。tabuzhidao，

tayiweizijizaizhuixiaohua，meitianwangxiaohuazhuodongsaideaixinzaocan，qishiquanjinlegebizhuowodeduzi。

wogengbuganshuo，wonengkanjianbierenkanbujiandedanmu，

shangmianqingqingchuchudixiezhe——woshigelianmingzidoubupeiyoudepaohuinpc。zhidaojintian，tabawoduzaixiangkou，

yankuangxinghong，shengyinfazhan：“sangeyue，doushinichide？”wohedetuiruan，

huailihaichuaizhetagangsongde、jiazhi888dehaohuaheniusanmingzhi，duoduosuosuodidiantou。tachenmole。

woyanlekoukoushui，xiaoxinyiyidiwen：“nei……mingtiandewohainengchima？”talengzhule，

suijizibaoziqidihouleyisheng：“chi！jilaozichidaosi！”01kaixuesangeyue，

wobeihaichengdaxuede“huoyanwang”jixunbaoyangle。dangran，zheishierzhiyoutianzhidizhi，

yijiwoyanqianfeiguodedanmuzhi。jixuntaziji，pashihaimengzaiguli。“【qingjietuisong】huoyanwangjixun，

zhengzaiweinvzhuxurantoufangjinrifendeaixinzaocan——‘yushanfang’dingjiheniusanmingzhi，jiazhi888yuan。

”wokanzheyanqianzheitiaojincancandedanmu，zaikankanjixunneizhangshuaiderenshengongfen、quelengdenengdongsirendelian，

tazhengbudongshengsedijiangyigejingzhidecanhe，jingzhundi……saijinlewodezhuodong。meicuo，wode。xiaohuaxuran，

zuowogebi。kaixuediyitian，jixundagaishixiangjixinshangrenyigejingxi，meidatingqingchujutizuowei，

guangzhidaoshi“kaochuangdisanpai”，jiubazaocanjicuoleren。erwo，

yigezaishulilianmingzidoumeiyou、weiyiderenwujiushiesidepaohuinpc，kanzheneifenzaocan，xianrulechensi。

“xiaosi，zheifanpainaozishibushiyoudiankeng？lianzhengzhudouzhaobudao？”“xintengwofangnpc，

zheibeizimeijianguozheimehaodedongxiba，kuaichia，chiduantoufanle！”“qianmiandebiexiashuo，zheishibug！

dengjixunfaxiansongcuoren，jiushizheigenpcdesiqi！”wokanzhedanmu，momodinachulesanmingzhi。

guantashenmesiqi，xiantianbaoduzizaishuo。zheisangeyue，**zhejixunde“jingzhuntouwei”，

congyigemianhuangjishoudedouyacai，yingshichichuledianyingerfei。meitianzaoshang，tazhunshichuxian，

fangxiayigejiagebufeidecanhe，ranhouyongneishuangnengshasirendeyanjinglenglengdisaoshiyiquan，

zuihouluozaiwopangbiandexuranshenshang。xuranshizheibenshudenvzhu，renmeixinshan，gensheidouliaodelai，

weiduduiji-huoyanwang-xunjingeryuanzhi。erwo，jiujiezhetongzhuodeguang，

meitianxinanlidedixiangshouzhefanpaide“kuizeng”。zhidaojintian，tiyukehou，

wobaozhejixungang“shang”debingzhenyangzhiganlu，dasuanliuhuisushe。gangguaijinneitiaomeishenmerendexiaoxiang，

jiubeiyidaoheiyingduzhulequlu。shijixun。tashuangbeihuanxiong，kaozaibanbodeqiangshang，

shoulibawanzheyigezippodahuoji，gaizikaihejianfachuqingcuide“kada”sheng，yixiayixia，

qiaozaiwodexinshang。“【gaonengyujing！】fanpaifaxianzhenxiang，npcjijiangmianlinrendaohuimie！”“wojiushuoba，

bugyaobeiqingchule，keliandefandazishengyajieshule。”“kuaipaoa！jixunzheifengpi，

pabushiyaobanirengjinhuangpujiangweiyu！”wotuiduzidouzaidazhuan。tayibubuchaowozoulai，

gaodadeshenyingjiangwowanquanlongzhao，dailailejudadeyapogan。“neifenheniusanmingzhi，haochima？

”tadeshengyinhendi，daizhedianyaoyaqiechideweidao。wobaozhehuailideyangzhiganlu，meichuxididianlediantou。

“qiantiandeyuzijiangjuan，zuotiandeheisonglufantuan，haiyoudaqiantiande……”tameishuoyiyang，wodexinjiuliangyifen。

wanle，zheishiyaogenwosuanzongzhangle。anzhaozheizhongshuangwentaolu，wozheigezhanlebianyidepaohui，

xiachangtongchangdouhennankan。“sangeyue，jiushierfenzaocan，doushinichide？”tayankuangdouhongle，

kanqilaiqidebuqing。wosuolesuobozi，shengyinxiaodexiangwenzihengheng：“……shi。”xiangziliyipiansiji。

danmuyeanjingle，sihudouzaidengzhekanwodexiachang。wojinzhangdiyanlekoukoushui，

juedehaishideweizijizhengquyixia。yushi，woguqizheibeizizuidadeyongqi，taiqitou，

yongwozuizhenchengdeyanshenkanzheta，xiaoxinyiyidiwen：“nei……mingtiande，wohainengchima？

”jixunzhenggerendoujiangzhule，neizhangyanwanglianshang，diyicichuxianleleisi“dangji”debiaoqing。

02jixundebiaoqing，jiuxiangyitaipeizhidingjidediannao，turanbeiguanjinleyigebingdu，cpuzhijieshaole。

taneishuangzongshidaizhebunaihelengmodeyanjing，cikexiemanle“woshishei，wozaina，wotingdaoleshenme”demangran。

“【xiaobuhuolejiarenmen！woxuanbuzheishibennianduzuijiafansha！】”“【npc：zhiyaowobuganga，

gangadejiushifanpai。zhiyaowolianpigouhou，fanjiunengyizhiyou。】”“【jixundecpu：nilimaoma？

】”danmudekuanghuanbingbunenghuanjiewodejinzhang。woshenzhinengtingdaoziji“pengpeng”dexintiaosheng。

wozheishishenmehulangzhici？zaibeidangchangzhuabaohou，bujinmeiyousihaohuiyi，haidianjizhemingtiandefan？

woyidingshiefengle。jixunsisididingzhewo，kanlezuzuyoubanfenzhong，

jiudaowoyiweitayaodongshoubawoji“geshihua”le。ranhou，taturanzhuanshen，yiquanzazaileqiangshang。

“peng”deyishengmenxiang，hedewoyiduosuo。qiangpisusudiwangxiadiao。“chi！

”taxiangshicongyafenglijichuzheigezi，daizheyizhongpoguanziposhuaidebaozao，“jilaozichi！chengsini！”shuowan，

tatouyebuhuidizoule，beiyinglichongmanle“zheishijiezhongjiushidianle”debeifen。wolengzaiyuandi，

kanzhetaxiaoshizaixiangzikou，youditoukanlekanhuailibingliangdeyangzhiganlu。suoyi……zheishitantuole？

woyihouhainengjixuchi？diertianzaoshang，wohuaizhetantedexinqinglaidaojiaoshi。zhuodongli，

juranzhendeyouyigezhanxindecanhe。dakaiyikan，shichengxineijialaozihaodexiehuangxiaolongbao，

haipeileyiwantangzuidedoujiang。“【**！haizhenyoua？zheifanpaishibushidoum？

】”“【qingjieyipianlishiwanbaqianli，xitongzhengzaijinjixiufu……xiufushibai！

】”“【wokaishikanbudongle，jixunzheishishenmecaozuo？jiangcuojiucuo？haishijuedetouweinpcyehenyouqu？

】”woyekanbudong。danwozhidao，youmianfeidezaocanchi，jiushitiandadehaoshi。

woxiaoxinyiyidibazaocannachulai，gangyaoleyikou，xuranjiucaizheshangke**paolejinlai。

tajintianchuanleyijianbaisedelianyiqun，toufagaogaoshuqi，kanqilaiqingchunyouhuopo，bukuishinvzhu。“qiaole，

niyouzaichihaochideya？”taxiaomimidicouguolai，bizixiulexiu，“haoxianga，naermaide？

”wozuilisaizhebaozi，hanhubuqingdihuida：“jiu……suibianmaide。”zongbunenggaosuta，

zheishiniweilaideguanpeicpzhiyisongde，jieguosongwaileba？xuranyemeiduoxiang，

congshubaolinachuzijidesanmingzhi，genwoxianliaoqilai。“duileqiaole，daihuierxueshenghuiyaolaibanlizhaoxin，

niyaobuyaoshishi？”xueshenghui？woganjinyaotou。kaiwanxiao，anzhaoyuanshuqingjie，

xueshenghuikeshinannvzhuganqingshengwendezhuyaochangsuo。woyigepaohuinpc，coushangquganma？

dangneifaguangfaredediandengpaoma？“【ding！zhuxianrenwufabu：xueshenghuizhaoxin。

ciweinannvzhuzhongyaoganqingxianjiedian，qingnpcqiaolejinliangyuanli，bimianganraoqingjie。】”kan，

danmudoufajinggaole。womaitoumengchi，jiazhuangmeitingjianxurandehua。kejiuzaizheishi，jiaoshimenkouchuanlaiyizhensaodong。

jixunyouhuilaile。tashoulihaitizheyigedaizi，jingzhizoudaowodezuoweipang，

badaizi“pa”diyishengfangzaiwozhuoshang。limianshiyihekanzhejiuhenguidejinkouniunai。“hewan。

”tadiuxialianggezi，yanshenquepiaoxianglexuran。quanbantongxuedemuguang，

shunjiandoujujiaozailewo……hewozhuoshangdeniunaishang。xuranyelengzhule，kankanjixun，youkankanwo，

piaoliangdeyanjinglimanshiwenhao。“【xiuluochang！ehuo！zheishishenmexinqingjie？

】”“【jixun：wolaisongniunai（jixurankande）。qiaole：e，wodeniunai。xuran：？？？

】”“【woxuanbu，zheijuben，wowangmuniangnianglailedoudezhanqilaishuoyiju：daoyanniubi！

】”woganjuezijitoupifama。dage，niyanxijiuyanxi，nengbunengbiebawotuoxiashuia？wozheigepaozhui，

zhixiangananjingjingdicengwanfanjiuxiaxiana！03zaiquanbantongxuekanbixguangdezhushixia，

woganjuezijixianggebeijiazaihuoshangkaodetudou。jixunzheicaozuo，taisaole。

tamingmingshixiangzaixuranmianqianshuacunzaigan，pianpianyaolawozuohuangzi。niunaishijiwode，yanshenshijixurande。

zheijiaoshenme？shengdongjixi？anduchencang？“【jixun：kanjianmei，woduita（zhiqiaole）jiuzheimehao，

ni（zhixuran）xianmuba？】”“【xuran：bushigemen，nidaodizaiyannayichu？

】”“【wohuaiyijixunzaipuanvzhu，danwomeiyouzhengju。】”womomodibaniunaishoujinzhuodong，

juedingdanggewuqingdeganfanjiqi。zhiyaowomeiyouxin，jiubuhuibeizheihunluandeqingjieshangdao。xuranxianranyeyouxiemeng，

takanlewoyiyan，yuyanyouzhi。qiahaocishi，xueshenghuihuizhang，yejiushibenshudezhengpainanzhu——zhoumingyu，

daizhejigeganshizoulejinlai。zhoumingyurenruqiming，yangguangkailang，yishenbaichenshanchuandeganjingqingshuang，

shixiaoyuanlizuishouhuanyingdeneizhongnanshen。“【zhengzhulaile！zhengzhulaile！jixunnigesongcuowaimaide，

haibukuaituixia！】”“【kuaikanjixundelian，heidegenguodiyiyang，hahahaha。】”wotoutoupieleyiyan，

jixunguoranyilianbushuangdizhanzaiyuandi，kanzhezhoumingyudeyanshen，chongmanlexiongxingshengwuzhijiantianrandediyi。

zhoumingyumeikanjixun，tademuguangwenhediluozaixuranshenshang：“xurantongxue，kaolvdezenmeyang？

xuanchuanbuhenxuyaonizheiyangderencai。”xuranxiaozhediantou：“haoa，xuezhang，wodaihuierjiuqutianbiao。

”liangrenxiangshiyixiao，kongqizhongfangfodoumaozhefenhongsedepaopao。“【kedaolekedaole！zheicaishiguanpeidetang！

】”“【jixun：ganjuezijixianggexiaochou。】”woshenyiweiran。jixundagaiyejuedezijihenduoyu，

lenghengyisheng，zhuanshenjiuyaozou。kejiuzaitazhuanshendeshunjian，zhoumingyudemuguangqueluozailewodeshenshang。

gengzhunquedishuo，shiluozaiwozhuojiaoneihaimeilaidejishouqilaidexiehuangbaobaozhuangheshang。“zheiweitongxue，

”zhoumingyuwenhedikaikou，“chengxilaozihaodebaozi？hennanpaiduiba。

”wo：“……”dageniyanshenyetaihaoleba！wozhihaoyingzhetoupi“ng”leyisheng。

zhoumingyuxiaolexiao：“wonainaiyehenxihuanchizheijia，danwomeiciqudoupaibushang。tongxueniqidezhenzao。

”wonengzenmeshuo？woshuozheibushiwomaide，shiniqingdisongde，zhishisongcuoledifang？

wozhinenggangadixiaoxiao：“hai……haixingba。”jiuzaizheishi，yizhichenmodejixunturankaikoule，

shengyinlengdediaozha：“taxihuanchi，wojiumeitianqumai。niyouyijian？”zhenggejiaoshi，

shunjiananjingdenengtingjianzhendiaozaidishangdeshengyin。zhoumingyulianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。xuranjingyadizhangdalezui。

erwo，henbudedangchangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。jixunzheijuhua，xinxiliangtaidale。tashuodeshi“ta”，

kezheige“ta”，daodishizhiwo，haishitazhenzhengxiangsongdexuran？zaibierentinglai，

zheijianzhijiushi**luodeguanxuana！“【**！**！**！fanpaiashangqule！

】”“【zheishishenmedingjilache？dangzhenanzhudemian，gennvzhudetongzhuowanaimei？

】”“【zhoumingyu：wozhishixiangliaoliaobaozi。jixun：bu，nixiangqiangwoderen！】”“【qiaole：jiuming！

wozhendezhishigefandazia！】”zhoumingyudeliansebianleyoubian，zuizhonghaishibaochizhefengdu，

duijixunshuo：“jitongxue，wozhishihetongxuesuibianliaoliao。”“liaowanle？”jixuntailetaixiaba，

neifu“wodedipanwozuozhu”dexiaozhangyangzi，jianzhiqianzoudaolejidian。tashangqianyibu，

zhijiebawocongzuoweishangzhuaileqilai，dongzuocubao，lidaoquehenqing。tabawoladaotashenhou，zijizexiangyiduqiang，

dangzailewohezhoumingyuzhongjian。“yihoulitayuandian。”jixunduizhezhoumingyu，yiziyijudijinggao。ranhou，

zaisuoyourenzhenjingdemuguangzhong，talazhewodeshouwan，zhijiezouchulejiaoshi。wodenaodailiyipiankongbai。

zhishengxiadanmuzaifengkuangshuaping。“【aaaa！zheiqingjie，biyuanzhu**duole！

】”“【fanpaidaizhepaohuisibenle！nanzhuhenvzhudoukanshale！】”“【woxuanbu，congjintianqi，

wojiushi‘xunle’cpdetouhaofensi！】”wobeijixunyilutuodaolejiaoxueloudetiantai。fengchuidewoyoudianleng。

tazhongyusongkailewodeshou，fanzaodicongkoudailimochuneigeyinsedahuoji，“kada”“kada”diangebuting。

“ni，”tabielebantian，caibiechuyijuhua，“nigenneigezhoumingyu，henshu？”wolengleyixia，

caifanyingguolaitazaiwenshenme。woganjinyaotou：“bushu！jintiandiyicishuohua！”ta“e”leyisheng，

youbushuohuale，zhishibutingdianzhedahuoji。neilansedehuomiao，zaitayanqianyimingyimie。wokanzhetadecelian，

huranjuede，zheige“huoyanwang”，haoxiangyemeineimekepa。tazhishi……youdianbenzhuo。lianzhuirendouzhuibumingbai。

“neige……”woxiaoshengkaikou，“nishibushisongcuorenle？”04wodehuayingangluo，

jixunandahuojidedongzuomengdiyiting。tiantaishangdefeng，fangfoyezaizheiyikejingzhile。“【lailelaile！

npcdelinghunkaowen！】”“【jixun：nizaishuoyibian？fengtaidawotingbuqing！】”“【tajile，

tajile！tayaokaishizuiyingle！】”jixunhuanhuandizhuanguotou，neishuangshensuideyanjingdingzhewo，

limianfanyongzhewokanbudongdeqingxu。“shenmeyisi？”tadeshengyinhenchen。“jiushi……zaocan。

”wohuochuqule，fanzhengchizaodouyaoshuokaide，“nimeitiansongdezaocan，shibushixiangjixurande？”woshuowan，

jinzhangdikanzheta，zhunbeiyingjietadebaonu。bijing，beidangmianchuochuanzheizhongwulongshijian，

duiyutazheizhongzizunxinjiqiangderenlaishuo，jueduishiqichidaru。raner，chuhuwodeyiliao，jixunbingmeiyoushengqi。

tazhishichenmodikanzhewo，guolehaoyihuier，caizhongxinkaikou，dafeisuowen：“nijuede，zhoumingyuzenmeyang？

”a？huatizenmeturantiaodaolenanzhushenshang？“【shenjizhuanzhe！tajuranbufourenyebuchengren，

fanerwenqileqingdi？】”“【gaoduanjuajiarenmen！zheijiaozhuanyimaodun！zhiyaowobuganga，

gangadejiushibieren！】”wobeitawendeyileng，zhihaolaolaoshishidihuida：“tinghaodea，yangguangshuaiqi，

youshixueshenghuihuizhang，renyuanyehao。”zheishishihua，zhoumingyuzaixuexiaoli，jiushi“bierenjiadehaizi”dedianfan。

jixundelianse，yirouyankejiandesudu，youheilexiaqu。“he，”talengxiaoyisheng，“fuqian。

”wo：“……”xingba，nishifanpai，nishuoshenmedoudui。“neinini？”tayouwen。“woshenme？

”womeigenshangtadenaohuilu。“nijuedewozenmeyang？”tawenzheihuadeshihou，yanshenyouxiepiaohu，

buganzhishiwo，shoulidedahuojiyoukaishi“kada”zuoxiang。wokanzheta。zheijiahuosuiranxinggeelie，

piqibaozao，naozihaiyoudianbuhaoshi，dan……zhangdeshizhenshuaia。erqie，haiguanwofan。“niye……tinghaode。

”womeizheliangxinshuo。“【hahahaha！qiaoleqiushengyushangxian！】”“【jixundezuijiao：kuaiyabuzhule，

kuaiyabuzhule！】”tingdaowodehuida，jixundebiaoqingmingxianhuanhelexuduo。taqingleqingsangzi，

zhuangzuoyifubuzaiyideyangzi：“suanniyouyanguang。”ranhou，tabadahuojishouhuikoudai，zhuanshenjiuzou，

zoudaoloutikou，youtingxia，touyebuhuididiuxiayiju：“yihoubuzhungenneigexingzhoudeshuohua，tingjianmei？

”shuowan，jiuxiaoshile。woyigerenzaitiantaishangfengzhonglingluan。suoyi，songcuozaocanzheishier，jiuzheimefanpianle？

tazheishimorenle？haishishuo，tajuedebeiwochileyewusuowei？congneitianqi，

jixundexingweibiandegengjia……guangmingzhengda。tabuzaitoutoumomodiwangwozhuodonglisaizaocan，ershimeitianzaoshang，

tizhecanhe，zaijiaoshimenkoudengwo。ranhou，zaiquanbantongxueaimeidezhushixia，bazaocansaidaowoshouli。

genglipudeshi，tahaijiwodaigezhonglingshi、yinliao，shenzhizaiwosuikoushuoleyiju“zheitianqihaoganzao”zhihou，

diertianwodezhuoshangjiuchuxianleyitaizuixinkuandezhuomianjiashiqi。“【wofengle！zheishishenmebazongqingjie！

zheihaishineigeyinyufanpaima？】”“【tashenzhidoumeiyouyishidao，tayijingbamubiaocongxuran，

wanquanzhuanyidaoleqiaoleshenshang。】”“【zheijiaoshenme？zheijiaoqianyishidexuanze！zuishangshuozhebuyao，

shentiquehenchengshi！】”wochenglequanxiaodemingren。dajiadoushuo，huoyanwangjixun，

beiyigepingpingwuqidenvshengjishoufule。erxuran，zheiweibengaijiwanqianchongaiyuyishendenvzhu，

chedilunweilebeijingban。tahaojicixiangzhaowoliaotian，yanshenlidoudaizhehaoqihetanjiu，

danwodouyi“woyaoquchifan”weiyou，chenggongdiliuzoule。meibanfa，danmuyizhizaijinggaowo，

rangwolinannvzhuyuanyidian。wopazaigentamenjiuchanxiaqu，

zheigeshijiede“qingjiexiuzhengzhili”huibawozheigebugjikacadiao。keshi，woduodeguochuyi，

duobuguoshiwu。xuexiaoyinianyidudeqiujiyundonghui，laile。anzhaoqingjie，

zheishinannvzhuganqingdeyouyigezhongdatupodian。erwo，yebeifudaoyuanqiangxingbaomingleyigenvzisanqianmi。

zhanzaiqipaoxianshang，wokanzhebuyuanchuzhengzaiweixuranjiayouzhuweidezhoumingyu，youkanlekanguanzhongxishang，

neigegegeburu、hunshensanfazhe“shengrenwujin”qixidejixun。woyouyizhongbuxiangdeyugan。“【qianfanggaoneng！

daxingqingjiexiuluochangjijiangkaiqi！】”“【yuanqingjie：xuranzaipaobabaimishiweilejiao，zhoumingyuyingxiongjiumei，

jixunanranshenshang。】”“【xianzai……wobuganxiangle，qiaoleniziqiuduofuba！】”falingqiangxiang，

womaizhechenzhongdebufa，kaishilewodesanqianmi“kuxing”。wopaodehenman，luozaizuihoumian。

yankanjiuyaobeitaoquanle，wohuranjiaoxiayihua。“a！”wozhenggerendoushiqulepingheng，