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精彩章节

第一章：掐脖开局！

jiangjun【mubiaohaogandu：0%→20%（daojishi：71:59:58）】【renwushibaichengfa：mosha。

】dilaolimeichouxuntian，wobeichulingchuansisiqiazhubozianzaiqiangshang。tadeshengyindichenbingleng，

xiangcuiledudedao：「nijimanerxiadushi，jiumeixiangdaojinri？」zhenshikexiao！woyigenajiepoudaodefayi，

xianzaiquebeiqiabozi？shixianmohujian，wopiejianqiangjiaoquansuodeneigexiaoshenying——shiayan！haizilianseqingzi，

houlonglifachusiliebandechuanxisheng。bumiao！

shizhixixinghoujingluana…xiudaili…woyouyao…fayidebennengqushiwozhengzhazheshenshoumoxiangxiudai，

siyadihouzhengkaichulingchuandeshouzhou，puxianghaizi！xiadudeshiyuanzhuneigelianainaochunhuo！

guanwozheigegangchuanlaidedaomeifayishenmeshi！chulingchuandeliqijianzhifeirenlei，wodezhijiebeijiyadejutong，

ganjuegutousuishihuisuidiao！naohailidejixieyinturanzhaxiang，hongguangciderenyanyun，zhixiganxilaidetongshi，

fangfoyougelengkudeshengyincuicuzhewo：「zaibudongshou，jiuzhendemeimingle。」siwangdehanyishunjiandongjielexueye。

guanbuleneimeduole！pinle！pingzhejiroujiyi，wobakaipingsai，zaichulingchuanyinbaonuerzhijianweisongdechanei，

yongjinzuihouyisiliqiquxizhuangxiangtaxiafu！zaitachitongmenheng、shoujingsongxiedeshunjian，woxiangtiaolileshuideyu，

liangundaipapuxiangjiaoluodexiaobaojun！feibusiliebanteng，meiyicihuxidoudaizhexuexingwei，

danwogubushang——neihaizidelianyijingqingzideheren！「yao！」wosiyadidihou，

jiangpingkoujingzhunduizhunxiaobaojundazhangdekoubi，yongjinquanlianya！「chi——」yigudaizheqiyiqingliangbohe，

haihunzhedandankuxingrenweidebaiseqiwucongxiaopingkoupensheerchu。zheijuefeixunchangyaosanyaoye，

daoxiang…pingkongningchudehanshuangduzhang？！「xuanran！nigan——？！」

chulingchuandenuhouguozhecigudeshayizaguolai，linglidezhangfengjihuyaoguadiaowoyicengpi！wohuochuqule！

yongzhenggeshentisisihuzhuhuailichouchudehaizi，touyebuhuidijixuanpenwu！

binglengdedaofengdaizhepokongshengcaguohoujing，fengruidechuganxiangdushedexinzitianguo，jidewojizhuiyizhenfama！

qianjunyifazhiji——huailidexiaobaojunhoulonglifachu「he…he…」dechouqisheng，

jinjiezheshijishengjuliedeqiangke！qijifashengle！taqingzidelianyirouyankejiandesudutunqu，

xiongkuodeqifucongjicudeqianhuxi，manmanbianchengshenerpingwendeqifu，neiherendesanaozhengyejianjianpingfule！

tatanlandidakouhuxizhe，neishuangyuanbenshengmantongkuhemimangdedayanjing，cikeshiluludiwangzhewo，

naishengnaiqidinannan：「xiang…xiang…niangyiqian…deweidao…」kuxingren+bohe…xiangtaniangdeweidao？！

zheizuhetingzhejiuxiangmoushapeifang！【bi！

qiweifenzifenxizhong…yumubiaoshencengjiyi（muqinhuaibao）guanliandu87.3%！

wudawuzhuangchufaguanjianqingganmaodian！suzhujingdecijiyuan，shishuxingshen！】jiuzaizheijuhualuodideshunjian！

我清晰地看到，

jingdedao——neizhigujiefenming、bumanbojianhejidaoqianbadejiangjundeshou——jibukechadijuliezhandouleyixia！

fuduzhida，liandaojiandouhuangchuxuying！shijianfangfoninggule。dizaihoujingdedaofeng，neibinglengdeyali，

turantingzhile。nongzhongdexuexinghemeiweili，neiguqingliangweikudeyaoweixiandegewaituwu，

xiangyidaoguangpikailedilaodeheian。wojiangyingdi、yicuncundihuitou，duishangchulingchuanneishuangshenbujiandideheimou。

talianshangdebaonuheshayihaimeiwanquansanqu，danneishuangyanjingli，cikeqingxidiyingzhexiaobaojunmingxianhaozhuandeyangzi，

haiyou…woshoulineigehaobuqiyan、shenzhiyoudiancucaodebaiciyaoping。

tadeshixianxiangyingsunsidesaoguopingshen（meiyourenheduwubiaozhi，faneryinyintouzheguyaocaodeqingku），

youluohuididibaozhewoshouwancenglaicengqudexiaolianshang，

zuihoudinggezaiwoyinzhixihekongjuercanbailiuhan、bozishanghaidaizhezhengningzhihendelianshang。

tajinmindechunxianweiweidongledong，houjiejiannandigundongleyixia，yandishenchufeikuailveguoyisijiqifuzadeyilv，

haiyoumouzhonggengshenchen、genghuiandeqingxu——zheiyao…jingzhennengjiuming？bushidu？haiyou…neiweidao…jiuzaizheishi，

tatoudingshangfang，zhiyouwonengkanjiandedifang，turanpiaoguoyixingjinguangshanshandedanmu，

haidaizhexiaozhangdebiankuang：【ding——！suzhuchenggongchufamubiaoyinzangshuxing“beikuajiangjipiaopiaoran”，

haogandubiaosheng5%！】naohailituranzhachuyixingjinguang，haidaizhexitongjianxixidetucao：【**？

zheidounengjia？kuxingren+bohedeweier，juranzhuangletalaoniangdehuaibaoxiang？suzhunizheishicailegoushiyuna！

jianyibayaopingguabozishang，zheiweierbixiangnanghaoshi！】wochadianyikouqimeishanglai：guabozi？

zheiwanyierwenzhexiangqinghuawu！nizabuzhijierangwochuaibaopishuangdangdingqingxinwu？！【cainiaosuzhu！

suannizougoushiyun！julijigexianhaicha15%！daojishi70xiaoshi55fen！

zaimoyubenxitongjiuqidong「yongquanxueshendu**taocan」（sucheng：gudaibanzhichuangdianji）！

haohaoxiangshounideshidubishengyaba！】wo：「zhichuangdianji？zheixitongshigudaixingbukuxingaihaozhezhuanshiba！

jianyigaimingjiao‘fengpizhuanshuzhemoxitong’gengtieqie！」jiuzaiwobeizheishenluojihedianjiweixieleidewaijiaolinenshi，

chulingchuanhuanhuandi、jiqihuanmandishouhuiledizaiwobozishangdedao。binglengdedaofenglikaipifudeshunjian，

woshuangtuiyiruan，quankaoyaozheyacaimeitanxiaqu。tajugaolinxiadikanzhewo，muguangchenchende，

xiangzaishenshiyijianjiduweixianqueyoutouzhedianguiyidewupin，shengyintingbuchusihaobolan：「nijitayongleshenme？」

wochuandexianggepofengxiang，sangzihuoshaohuoliaode：「yao…jiumingdeyao…shiwodexiaozhengyao…」

wohuanglehuangshoulidexiaociping，pingshenshangsihuhailiuzheyuanzhuwushucitoutoushiyongshi，mochudewenrunguangze。

chulingchuandemuguangzaineipingzishangtinglejimiao，yanshenshendexianghantan。xiaobaojunquezaiwohuailigonglegong，

xiaoshouzhizhepingzi，naishengnaiqiyouwubiqingxidizhongfu：「xiangxiang！wanwandexiangxiang！xiangniang！ge…buxusha！」

chulingchuandexiahexianbengdegengjinle，xiangkuaisuishihuiliekaideshitou。tachenmozhe，

neiwuxingdeyalijihuyaobarenniansui。jixizhihou，taturanwanyao，dongzuosuanbushangwenrou，danyemeiyongli，

bahaibaozhewobusashoudexiaobaojunlinleqilai。「ge！wanwan！xiangxiang！」xiaobaojunbuleyidiniudong，

xiaoduantuizaikongzhongluandeng。chulingchuanmeilita，binglengdeshixianzaicixiangbingzhuisidezhaxiangwo。「xuanran，」

takaikou，meigezidoudaizheburongzhiyidezhongliang，「buguannishiwudawuzhuang，haishilingyousuotu…」

tademuguangsaoguowobozishangzhengningdeqingzizhihen，youluodaoxiaobaojunyanbabawangzhewodeyanshenshang，

zuihoudinggezaiwoyinjinzhangerweiweizhandou、querengsisizuanzheyaopingdeshoushang。「congjinriqi，」tabochunqingqi，

xiangzaixuanpanwodemingyun，「nizuotadetangguan，」zheichenghurangwoyileng，yuanlaizaitaxinli，

neiyaoweijingchengle“tian”dexiangzheng。tazhilezhihuailiputengdexiaobaojun，ranhoushixianzhuanhuiwolianshang，

daizheyizhongjinhucankudelengjing，「dangbenjiangde…shidubi。」「shi…shidubi？！」woyanqianyihei，

fayidezunyansuileyidi！shiweishoulingchiyiyishun，dishengdao：「jiangjun，

cinvbijingshixujia…qiefuneishiduziyouzhuanren…」chulingchuanmengdihuitou，chihongshuangmuruzerenershidexiongshou，

shengyinsiyaquedaizheburongzhiyidepianzhi：「zhuanrenyedangbuzhuliujiade‘yanzhizui’！

manerzhijinweixing…benjiangyaotaqinzichangbianmeiyidisongjinzhuyuandetangyao！zaiganduoyan，tongzuilunchu！」

shiweijinruohanchan，xunsujiangbinglengdechijinsuoliankoushangwodejiaohuai。「chulingchuannigefengzi！」

wozhizhejiaohuaishangbinglengdejinlian，shengyinbiandiao：「shidubihaibugou，feishuanzheliu？！」

binglengdejinshutiezhepifu，neichenzhongdequruganjihuyaobawoyanmei。chulingchuanduiwodefennuzhiruowangwen，

baozhehaizaichaonao「yaowanwanyaoxiangxiang」dexiaobaojun，zhuanshenjiuzou。

xuansedepifengzaihunandeyongdaolihuachuyidaolengyingwuqingdehuxian。raner，

jiuzaitazhuanshendechanei——woqingxidikandao，tabaozhexiaobaojundeshoubeijiroushunjianbengjindaojizhi，

kuanhoudejianbangzaihouzhongdepifengxia，nanyiyizhidijuliezhandouleyixia！fudumingxian！tongshi，

yongdaoshenchuchuanlaiyishengjiqiyayide、dichenertongkudemenheng，neishengyin…juebushuyuqisuidehaitong！

xiangshimouzhongjushouzaitineizhengzhasihou！「kanhaota。」tayayizhemouzhongfanjiangdaohaideqingxudeshengyinyuanyuanchuanlai，

bidilaodeshitouhaileng，「ruotazaikaojinmaneryuanmenbanbu…shawushe。」shiweixiangzuomeiyouganqingdepanshi，

chenmodidangzaiwomianqian。danchuixiadeyanjiejibukechadichaozhuzhangxicemougejingzhiyuanluodefangxiangfeikuaipieleyiyan，

youxunsushouhui，zitaigengjiagongjinjingti。wojiangzaiyuandi，ruzhuibingku。jiaohuaishangsuoliandebinglenghechenzhong，

wushiwukebuzaitixingwoqiutudeshenfen。gonglvemubiaohaoganduhaicha15%！ernaohaizhong，

neibinglengdushedejixieyinzaicifachujianruidejingbao，tingderenmaogusongran：【jinggao！jinggao！

】【jiancedaobaojunrengenengliangyichangjizeng！zhurengeyazhilijijushuaijian！ronghetunshijinchengyiqidong！

daojishi：weizhi！】【suzhushengcunhuanjingjijiangyou「kunnan」shengjiwei——「diyuronglu」moshi！qinglikai！

mashang！caiquganyucuoshi！】diyu…ronglu？！wowangzhechulingchuanyuanqudebeiying——xuansepifengxia，

takuanjianzhengnanyiyizhidizhandou，jibeiweiweigoulou，xiangtoubeishengshengwanquyikuaixueroudegulang。

yongdaoshenchupiaolaidedichuanshengyuelaiyueqingxi，neishengyinjieyuchengniannanrendeyayisihouyuhaitongdetongkuwuyanzhijian，

tingderentoupifama。jiaohuaishangdechijinsuolianhaizaisanfazhecigudeliangyi，lianhuanmocazhepifu，

liuxiayiquanzhengningdehonghen。zheinashisuo？fenmingshichulingchuanyongjueduizhangkongquan，jiwotaoshangdecuimingfu。

gonglveyigefengpijiangjunyijinghaodiaowobantiaoming，xianzaihaiyaozhimian"fengpi+baojun"derongheti？！

wodingzheneidaoyuelaiyuemohudebeiying，houcaoyayaodefasuan——xitongzheishixianwosidebugoukuai，

biwodangchangxieyiben《fengpirengegonglvexueleishouce》a！kejiuzaitajijiangxiaoshizaiyongdaoguaijiaoshi，

neijuliezhandoudejianbangturandunledun，xiangshibeiwuxingdeshouhenhenzuanzhu。

woxintoumengdiyitiao——zheishunjiandecuiruo，naxiangshinengqiasuiwobozideshashen？

zheigefengpijiangjun……haoxiangzangzhebisuoliangengchendejiasuo，bibaonugengtongderuanlei？zheigonglverenwu，

buzhishihuomingneimejiandan？dierzhang：suolianqiuchong，

shidubide“nuanlu”chutiyanjiaohuaishangdechijinsuolianxiangyitiaobinglengdeshe，jinjinchanraozhewodeziyou。

meiweihunzhechenludeshilengwangbiqianglizuan，menwaichuanlaishiweidenuma：「zaichaojiubaniduoleweigou！」

daoqiaozhuangjimenbandemenxiangdaizhe**luodeweixie。woquansuozaichaifangdecaoduilifadou，bushiyinweileng，

ershiyinweinaohailineixingxuehongdedaojishi【shengyu63xiaoshi12fen】zhengfengkuangshanshuo，

xiangyikesuishihuizhadedingshizhadan。weixianxinhao：【baojunrengeyuzhurengechongtujiaju，suzhuxujinkuaiganyu！

fouzeshijiexiankenengbengta！】ganyu？wobeisuozaizheipochaifangli，lianshiniaodoudezaiqiangjiaojiejue，zenmeganyu？！

「xitong！jigekaisuodaoju！wonachulingchuandexiekugennihuan！」wojuewangdikouzhesuokou，

zhijiafenglisaimanlecaoxie。【bi！jiancedaosuzhuqiangliesuqiu——】jixieyinturanqiehuanchenghuantuodezhengtaiyin，

【yinzangrenwujihuo：kuazanmubiao「shenweitianzong」，xianshiyikezhong！jiangli：「wannengyaochi・shiyongban」！

】【shibaichufa「shierjingmainixingtiyan（xianshiyizhuxiang）」！！

suzhujiangduanzansangshishijue/tingjue/chujueqiyi，suijilunhuan！】shenweitianzong？zheiciergouguzao，

zongsuanbuyongchexiandaicile！zhengpansuanzhezenmebiancaihongpi，chaifangmen「kuang」dibeiyijiaochuaikai！

fuxiudemuxiesusuluoxia。chenguangli，chulingchuanchuanzhezhanranlushuiheanhongxuezidexuanjia，

linrandexiangzungangcongshishanxuehailizouchudeshashen，jianjiashangdeliaoyalirenhanguangshanshan。

tajianshangzuozhehuangzhexiaotuidebaojunrengeayan，xiaojiahuochuanzhesuoxiaobanquetongyangzhanzhenidiandexuansejinpao，

huailibaozhegequelejiaodetangren，yikanjiushitouzangde，xiaolianshanghaizhanzhetangzi。xiaojiahuoyikanjianwo，

yanjingliangdexiangxingxing，tangrendougubushangkenle，zhangkaizhanzhetangdexiaoshou：「wanwan！xiangxiang！」

neiyanshenchuncuidexianggetaoyaotangguodehaizi。chulingchuan（zhurenge）demuguangquexiangcuilebingdedao，

guaguowolangbeideqiuyi、zhanzhecaoxiedetoufahejiaohuaishangchenzhongdesuolian，

yuqiliguozhebingcha：「danggouhaidangchuyinle？」xiuruganxianghuoyiyangchongshangtouding，

danxitongdaojishizhengcuimingsidexiang：【14:59…14:58…】pinle！lianpinayoumingzhongyao！

wo「putong」guidi，zaishiwei「cheng」dibadaodehanguangli，

yibabaozhuchulingchuanzhanmanniningheningguxuekuaidexuantiezhanxue！

xuedidejianruituqiheganhedexuekuailuodewozhangxinshengteng，quebujiqiushengyudewanfenzhiyi。「jiangjun——！」

woyangtoujichuzuichanmei、zuifukuadexiao，

yanjiaoyuguangpiejiantaxuanjianeiceyigejiqiyinbichukezhedezhengninglangtuteng，

「ninpiyuejunbaoshihuichifangqiudeyingzi，zhenzhenshishenweitianzong！qitunshanhe！

jiulian…jiulianshangguzhanshenchiyoujianle，doudezikuiburu，gongshouchengchen！」siji。kongqifangfoninggule。

pangbianyigelianshangdaidaoqianba、rencheng‘heijia’deshiweishoulidedao「kuangdang」diaozaidishang，fachucierdexiangsheng。

heijialiandoubaile，sisiyaozhezuichun，jianbangjuliedizhandou，

xianranbiexiaobiedejiqixinku——taxiangqizijiagangxuehuipaimapidexiaomei，yeshizheibanrangrenyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao。

houlonglifachu“gulu”yishengguaixiang，ganmangsisiwuzhuzui。xiaobaojunshunzhezhantangdeshouzhi，

yilianmangran：「ge…chiyouxisenme？nengchima？youwanwandexiangxianghaochima？」chulingchuandetongkongzhouranshousuo！

xiangshitingdaolejiqihuangmiuyouyiwaidehua。tajinmindechunjiaojibukechadixiangshangjiqiduanzandiqiandongleyihaomi，

kuaidexiangcuojue，quebeiwosisidingzhetaliandemuguangjingzhunbuzhuo！neifenmingshijiliyayidexiaoyi！tapiankaitou，

houjiegundongleyixia，liandaizheergendougenzheshaoleqilai，fangfotouchilemitangdehaizi。

jiuzaichulingchuanzuijiaoweiyangdeyichanei，

naohaizhongdexitongqiaorandanchuxiaoxi：【gongxisuzhuwanchenggaonanduliaoborenwu！jiangli：chijintangguanyige！

（haogandu+15%，yijiejindabiaoxian！】【wannengyaochi（shiyongban）yifafangzhisuzhuxiudai！

shixiao：12shichen！qingchashou！】【zhu：shiyongbanjinxiankaiqifeijiguan、feixuantiecaizhideputongsuojuyici，

shiyonghouzidongxiaosan。lanyongkenengdaozhisuoxinronghui，chufajingbao。】chengle！wozaixinlikuanghou，

haimeilaidejigaoxing，xitongqueturanfachusiliebandejianjiao：【jinggao！baojunrengebaozou！nengliangyichu！

】「wanwanbao！」ayanturancongchulingchuanjiantoutiaoxialai，xiangkeshikongdexiaopaodanzhipuwohuaili。erxiayimiao，

chulingchuandeshoubeimengranbengjin，yandishanguoyisitongkuyuzhengzha，xiangshizaijiliyazhimouzhongkuangbaodeqingxu。

tayaoyatuihoubanbu，dishengdao：「gunchuqu……」shengyinqueshishayaerzhandoude，

jiazazhehaitongdewuzhuyujiangjundelengli。fayibennengyaguokongju，

wozhuazhuayanneizhizhanzhechulingchuanxuejidexiaoshou，anzaizijijingdongmaishang，

shengyinyinkongjufazhanqueyichangjianding：「wanwanzai！biepa！niting，wodexintiaozaizheili…putong，putong，

shibushi？」chudaotapifudeshunjian——cigudebingliang！xiangwozhuleyikuaigangconghantanlilaochudeyushi！

gengguiyideshi，chulingchuan（zhurenge）neijuliedechouchujingrouyankejiandihuanhelexiexu，

fanyongdetongkongsisisuozhuwotiezaixiaobaojunshoubeishangdezhijian，xiangbeicishixizhule。neiyanshenliyouzhenjing，

youkunhuo，haiyouyisiliantazijidoumeichajuede、jinhutanlandeyilian。

tatoudingpiaoguoyixingxiaozi：【haogandu+3%…yinsuzhutiwenyisitianrannuanyu（renxingtangpozi）？

shushidu↑↑】「jiangjun！」shiweihedeliandoubaile，「yaobuyaochuanjunyi…nindeshou…haiyouxiaogongzi…」

「tuixia。」chulingchuandeshengyinshayadelihai，tasixianeishanyijiao，dongzuocubaoqueliluodiguozhuliuxuedeshouwan，

muguangquexiangshaohongdeluotiesidedingzaiwoshenshang，fangfowoshitacikeweiyidemaodian。「xuanran，」takaikou，

shengyindaizheqiangxingyayihoudejinbeng，「congjinriqi，nizuobaojundenuanlu…」tadunledun，

houjietuwudigunlegun，yanshenlidebingchasihuhualeyisi，

jingtouchudianbieniudejiangying：「…jianbenjiangde…huojianba。」shiweimendaqibuganchu，kewofenmingkanjian，

tazuanzhebutiaodeshouzhizaiweiweifazhan——neibushitengde，daoxiangshizaijinzhangshenme。huojianba？

woditoupieleyanjiaohuaishangshangweijiekaidesuolian，youtaitouwangzhetashenbujiandideheimou。zheinalishirangwodangbazi？

zheihuojianbadechashi，pashibishidubihaiyaoxiongxian。kebuzhiweihe，kanzhetaqiangchengzhetingzhidejibei，

wojingshengchugefengkuangdeniantou——huoxu，zheiduanrizi，nengrangwokanqingtazangzaibingqiaoxiade，daodishiegui，

haishibiedeshenme。disanzhang：tangshuangguojianyu，tadehuobaxindongle？xiaochangshangdehuangshapumianerlai，

daizhetiexiuhehanshuideweidao。jianshipokongdeshengyinjianruicier，meiyicidouxiangtiezheermofeiguo。

wobeiyigenshaoduanxiedanyiranchenzhongdetielianshuanzaijudadejianbapangmuzhuangshang，

tingzhepangbianlianggeshiweiyadishengyin、daizhekongjudejiaotan：「tingshuolema？

zuoyejiangjunzaidilaogualegebeiditanzi…neishoufa，zeze，tingshuobopichaigu，zhengzhenghaolesangeshichen…」

「xu！xiaoshengdian！nanguaijinzaofuli**degentietongside，lianzhicangyingdoufeibuchuqu…」

chulingchuan（zhurenge）wangongdajian，zhanzaisanshibuwai，shenzitingbarusong，

xuanjiazaicimulierixiafanzhewuqingdelengguang。jianjiandehanmangzairiguangxianingchengyidianciyandebaixing，

zhengzhengduizhunwodexinkou。tacelianxiantiaolengyingrudiaosu，kanbuchusihaoqingxu。「xiu——！」

jianshidaizhesiliekongqidejianxiao，cazhewobinfafeiguo！jingfengguadelianjia**laditeng，

xiangbeicucaodeshazhihenhencengguo。jilvduanfabeiqiliuqieduan，youyoupiaoluozaidi，shunjianbeiguntangdehuangshatunshi。

「douchengzheiyang？」chulingchuanbagongwangdishangyichuo，xuantiegongshaozadehuangshasijian。tazouguolaishi，

jiannanglidejianyusaoguowolianjia，daizhedianyangyi。wozhenggengzhebozixiangduihuiqu，

quejiantawanyaojianqiwogangcaibeijianfengxueduandejilvtoufa，zhijiannianzhekanleliangmiao，

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