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小说简介

《fengpitongzhiyulequan，zhendeshitaidianla！》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshuleshizaobojinzhouzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。shizaobojinzhoujinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，“guaiwo，”zitengdididetanlekouqi，“shiwoweinannile，kexiwomeiyoushenmechide，buranwoyehuifenjinide。”shizaotuizheshendudelun……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

精彩章节

shizaochuanshule，chuanjinletazhengzaimadeyibentiangouwen。

xianzaidetazhengshiluludetangzaiyongchibianshang，beiyigetiaoshunpanliangdenanrenchayaojiaoxun。

“shizaoyizhiyilaiwozhibanidangmeimei，nibuyaozaiyongxunsilaiweixiewo，woshibuhuigennizaiyiqide！”

yanqianzheigeyizhengciyanshuobatadangmeimeidenanren，shizheibenxiaoshuolizuidadetiangounanzhubojinzhou。

yuanshenshibojinzhoudeqingmeizhuma，batacongxiaotiandaoda，tianchengleyingdi，ranhoutajiugenbierentanlianaile。

还谈了个海后。

zheibenshujiushiweiraozheigehaihoudeshiwugetiangouyingdimenzhankaidegushi，jiao《yingdimendebaiyueguang》。

suoyi，tachuanchenglezheigetiangoude……tiangou，haitameburugou！

meicibojinzhoutianbudaonvzhu，douhuilaizhaoyuanshensukuchifankandianying。

qiaohedeshi，meiciyueyuanshenbibeipaidao，naoshangresou。

yuanshenjiuzheiyangchengweizhongrenkouzhongdexiaosan。

pinfandebeiheibeiwangbao，yuanshenxiangbukaijiubazijigale。

tachuanguolaidejiedianshixiaoshuozhongqi，mougejiangxiangnamandedianyinggaolegewuzhounianqingdian。

bojinzhouyuebudaonvzhu，jiujileyuanshenyifenyaoqinghan。

yuanshenyiweizijizhongyuyoulejihui，sheizhiganglaijiubeikanbuguantadenanzhufensituixiayongchi。

tazheimecan，doushizheiphaide！

“pa！”shizaotiaoqilaijiujilebojinzhouyierguang。

还不够解气！

tachentameifanyingguolai，chouzoutapidai，jiekaikouzi，yigesaotangtuibatasaojinyongchi。

bojinzhouputengliangxia，kuzijiuwangxiadiao，tajiuyaofukuzi，chenxiaqu。

一时半会儿上不来。

shizaoliangshouchayao，xuezhetagangcaishengqilingrendeyangzi，“woweinisiyici，niweiwosiyici，zanmenchepingle。”

suizhetamendedongjingyuelaiyueda，congdatinglaidaozheiliderenyeyuelaiyueduo。

bojinzhoudeyonghuzhebiebuzhule。

“shizaonifengleba，boyingdikanninishuipaolaijiuni，nibuganjijiusuanle，zenmehaidarenzaoyaoni！”

“kuailaijiurena，boyingdibeituixiashuile！”

bojinzhouhaoburongyizaishuilibakuzikoushang，gangyaopashanglai，shouzhijiubeishikedingzhedeshizaohenhencaizhu。

shizaodunzaineier，chongbojinzhoulieleliezui，“boyingdi，womenliangshibushixunsi，jiankongyinggaidoupaidaole，buranyikuaierpigeyao？”

tuitaxiaqudekeshibojinzhouzuidadezhanjie，zaitashenshangxiaofeiqianwanbuzhi，tajiubuxin，taganchajiankong。

bojinzhouziyaliezuidewangzheshizao，neikangoudoushenqingdeyanjingyebushenqingle，“buyongbuyong，womendoushibuxiaoxindiaoxialaide，gangcaishiwowuhuile，zaozao，nihunshendoushitoule，shanglouhuanshenyifuba。”

“你叫我什么？”

shizaocaizhebojinzhoushouzhidejiaohenhennianleyixia。

bojinzhouhaoleqilai，“zaoao——”

houmianneigezaozihanbuchulaile。

shizaoshenchuxiaomuzhidingzaibojinzhouetoushang，bajiaoyisong，jiangtarendinghuileyongchi，“wangjishuole，nixiangdangwoge，woni，xiangdangnima，yihouwomengelungede。”

“噗通！”

bojinzhoutengdezhangdalezuidiehuiyongchi，qiangdetachadianmeibeiguoqiqu。

weiguandequnzhongyeshigangfanyingguolai，yiqunrenweizaiyongchibianlaobojinzhou。

shizaohoutuileliangbu，youdianyihandeyaotou，“zheiliyingdineimeduo，yaoshidouzaiyongchibianjiuhaole，neiwojiunengbatamenxiangxiajiaoziyiyang，xiajinyongchilile。”

“jintianzaichangdezhiyoulianggeyingdi，nixiangdoutuixiashuima？”

yijiannanshixizhuangwaitaochuxianzaishizaoyoushoubian。

shizaohuishenkanqu，jiaohuaizhuangshanglunyidegulu，tamalidewozhulunyibashou，chengzhushenti。

yitaitou，kanjianyizhangqinglengjueshideshuailian。

erzheiyangdeyizhanglianshangqueyouzheshuangyinhanchunqingdeyanjing。

jiuxiangzangzaibingcengzhixiadechunse，jianzhibuwang，wangerbude。

buganxiang，zheizhanglianyaoshikuqilai，nengjuechengshenmeyang。

xiaoshuozhongnengyongyouzheizhongyanzhidenanren，jiuzhiyoufanpaishendu，zuinianqingdedamanguanyingdi，yulequancengjingdechuanqi。

kexi，jinianqianchulechangchehuo，jiuzaiweilumian。

tadiyicizaishuzhongchuchang，jiushizaizheigedianyingjuhuili，tabanzhuchilaohu，jiaohuanglebojinzhouhaojigepinpaidaiyan。

sheinengxiangdao，shenduhuizaizhihaotuiyihouzhuangque，zhiweiqiaowushengxidegaosinannvzhu。

zhishizaixiaoshuoli，yuanshengenshendujiumeiyouguojiaoji。

他这是？

“shi**xiangbawojixiayongchi？”

shengyinhensuquehenlengdan，maodundehaoting。

shenduyishoulanzheshizao，yishoulazhelunyidechazha。

buzhidaoshenmeshihou，tayijingjiangxizhuangwaitaopizaileshizaoshenshang，chuimoukanzheshizaodelian，yanshenwangyipangnuolenuo。

真绅士。

shizaozhijieshangshou，pengzhetadelian，qiangpotakanzheziji。

shenhoushiyongchiyiqunrendeshoumangjiaoluan。

yanqianshishenduyigerendechunselanman。

“wokeshebudebanituixiaqu，nigenneixiaolajibuyiyang。”

“哪儿不一样？”

shizaoxianshishenchulezhongzhi，zhilezhishendu，youshenchuxiaozhi，zhixiangyongchidebojinzhou。

shenduweiweicumei，“nizaimawo？”

shizaomengpaishendudatui，“wozaishuobitayouxiu，bitazhang！”

zheikeshidashihua，ruguobushishenduzheijinianmeipaixi，yingdideguiguannaernenglundaobojinzhoua！

“shi**，”shendulengxiaozhesongkailanzheshizaodeshou，“qingniliwoyuanyidian。”

“你确定？”

shizaoangtoukanzheshendu，xiaowanlemeiyan。

shenduyanjingzhengdaleyishun。

xiayimiao，“shenyingdi，laidoulaile，banggexiaomang！”

jiujianshizaotiaoqilaijitaxiongkouchuileyiquan。

“ke！”shendubeichuidemeilazhushoucha，lunyihoutui，zhuangxiangzhengzaichanfubojinzhoudejiushengyuan。