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《fengpi！zhongshengdiyijianshi，woyaoshaleni》xiaoshuoyouzuozheyaziyasuoxie，qingjiebolanqifu，xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，xiaoshuodezhurengongshiguyansuwansuzhenhai，jiangshule：zuijiaoquechechuyigetongyangbingleng、daizhexuexingweidexiao：“peini？”tayanzhonghenyiranshao，rutongcuihuodehanbing，“guyan，wozhongshenghuilai……zhiweiqinshoubanizheige……

精彩章节

1lieshajinjizhiziqinghuawu（shangyishichilesiqudeduwu）dezhuoshaoganhaisuozhehoulong，

guyanzuihouneigejinmanhenyidewenluoyinlinghun。suwanmengdizhengyan——shuzhuoshangtanzhechusankeben，

riqirubingdaociruyandi：1997nian3yue8ri！shiwusui！zhongsheng！huidaoguyanshuangqinbeishaqiansangeyue！

huidaoneitiaodushebei“lingyang”jinmenqiansannian！qianshixueleikegu：sujiazhisibuzhi，

gujiazangzheyigeyinzuzhouguaibingyongyuanzhangbudade“jinjizhizi”——guyan！tashijinianlingershiwusui，

quekunzaihaitongquqiaoli。gengzhimingdeshi，gujiahaiyouyigejiankangwanmeideshuangbaotaididiguzhao！guyandecunzai，

shijiazubixumoqudewudian！henyicuidu！suwanzhijianqiaruzhangxin。zheiyici，tayaozaitafumusiqian，

jiubatacongyingoulituochulai，puguangzailierixia！rangsujialian“faxian”tadejihuidoumeiyou！

guanjianzhengjubuzaisujia！qianshiguyan“wuyi”tiji——chengjiaofeiqide‘anningliaoyangyuan’，

shitayoushibei“zhiliao”deqiulong，zangzhesuoyoubeimoshadehenji！hanfengguoxiezhexiaodushuifuxiudeechou。

suwanqiaokaidanganshixiusidetieju。huichenmiman，tafengkuangfanzhao——1972nianruyuanbingli！zhaodaole！

fanhuangcuiruodezhiyeshang：“guyan，nan，shengyu1972nian9yue15ri。shuangshengzizhixiong。

quezhen：yongjiuxingshengzhangjisushoutiqueshizheng（youtaisuoding）。jiazuzhenduan：jinjicunzai，weixiexuemaichunjing。

yuanzhangpizhu：yongjiugeli，cunzaijilufengcun（zuigaomiji）。”1972nian！tabitadazhengzhengshisui！

xiafangyixingchumujingxindexuehongshouyin，shuyuyigudegulaoyezi——fengkouling！tiezheng！suwanxinzangkuangtiao！

zhiyaogongkaizheige，guyanjiushigujiabuxiyiqiedaijiayinzangde“guaiwu”he“wudian”，

erfeirihoufuqin“ouyu”de“kelianguer”！tadelingyangzhilu，chediduanjue！

“zhiya——”fuxiudemumenbeituikai。suwanhunshenxueyeshunjiandongjie！mengdizhuanshenhunanzhong，

yigeguofenaixiaodanbodeshenyingyimenerli。xidefabaidejiuyiguozhehaitongbandeshenqu，cangbairuzhidelianshang，

yishuangyanjingquerutongxinaleshenyuandexuanwo，fanyongzhechendianleershiwuniande、zhanchoudeheianyufengkuang！guyan！

tazhijian，jiazheyizhangzhanxinde、qingxidebinglifuyinjian！“shiwusuidewanwan……”takaikou，

shengyinshihaitongdeqingche，yudiaoqueshichengniannanrenbinglengdewanwei，geliedelingrenzhixi。

neigusiyewangbulede、qinglierufenchangxuesongdelengxiang，hunzhefuxiuzuanrubiqiang。“zhenzhizhea，

feiyaowachuwozheige‘wudian’？”tahuanbuzoujin，aixiaodeshenqutouxialingrenzhixideyinying，

muguangtanlanditianshizhetalianshangxiongyongdehenyi。“niyehuilaile，wode‘xiaoxinniang’。

”tatingzaitamianqianyibuzhiyao，kuzhibandeshoutaiqi，

binglengdeshouzhigekongxufutayinfennuerjulieqifudexiongkou，yanshenchimiyoubingtai。

“weile……zaiwofumusiqian，jiuchedidusiwojinsujiadelu？”shuangzhongshengdezhenxiang，

beitayongzuitianmideduyinsikai！suwannaozhongjingleizhaxiang！taotianhenyichongpolizhi！tamengdiyangshou，

jiangneizhangfanhuangdebinglihenhenshuaizaitacangbairuguidelianshang！“wudian！guaiwu！”tashengyinsiya，henyicuidu，

ziziqixue，“yigezangzailiaoyangyuanfalande、yongyuanzhangbudadelaoguaiwu！yepeidianwuwosujiademenmei？！

”tahuanglehuangkoudailideweixingxiangji，yanshenrucuibingdedaofeng，“guyan，nide‘beicanguer’xima，

daociweizhi！wohuirangquanchengdouzhidao，gujiaweileneige‘wanmei’dedidiguzhao，

zanglegeershiwusuide‘jinjiyouzi’！ernifumu……”tadingzhetaneishuangshunjianxianqixuesefengbaodeyanjing，

yiziyidun，rutongzuzhou，“jiudaizhenizheigejianbudeguangde‘mimi’，yiqixiadiyuba！

xiuxiangzaijiewosujiayidixuexibai！”siji！fuxiudekongqijihuninggu。

guyanlianshangdezuihouyisiweizhuangdepingjingchedisuilie。tahuanhuantaishou，moqulianshangbeizhiyehuachudexiweixuehen。

shejianshenchu，huanman、yaoyiditianguozhijianneidianxinghong。zaitaiyanshi，neishuangshenmouyichedihuaweixinghonglianyu，

limianshihuimieyiqiedefengkuanghe……yizhongniuqudaojizhide、jinhukuangxidexingfen。“xiadiyu？

”tadidixiaoqilai，xiaoshengzaikongdangdeliaoyangyuanlihuidang，rutongeguidiyin。“wanwan，diyutailengle。

shangyishi，nikeshichuanzhezuishengjiedehunsha，qinshoulazhewotiaoxiaqude。”tamengdixiangqianyibu，

haitongbandeshenqubaofachukongbudeliliang，binglengdeshourutieqianbanzuanzhutadeshouwan，gutougegezuoxiang！

lingyizhishouquewenroudi、daizhexieduyiweidifushangtazhinenquexiemanhenyidebojing，

muzhiaimeidimosuozhetiaodongdexueguan。“nixiangdusiwodelu？

haoa……”tabingliangdechunjihutieshangtadeerchui，tuxirudushedexinzi，yanzhongshipianzhidaodiankuangdeguangmang，

“neinizheibeizijiubiexiangshuaidiaowo！jiusuanwofumusijue，

jiusuanwolanzaichoushuigouli……”tashoujinjingutadeshou，lidaorangtatongdemenheng，

yanshenquechimidisuozhetatongkudebiaoqing。“niyebixuyongnideyanjing，

nideyusheng……qinzi‘kanzhe’wozheigeguaiwu！kanzheworuhe……sisuinizhenshideyiqie！

”tazuijiaoliekaiyigebingtaizhijidexiaorong，huranyadishengyin，daizhezhimingdeyouhuohebinglengdechaofeng，

“baokuo……nixiangzhidaode，shangyishi，woweishenme……neng‘zhangda’？”taguyitingdun，

xinshangzhetayanzhongshunjiandezhendong，suijifuer，yongqiyintuchuemodediyu：“neishiwodemimi……erni，

suwan，jiangshiweiyi……peiwozoudaozuihou，qinyanjianzhengtadaijiaderen！”henhuofentian！bingjiaoqiulong！

mimixuanren！suwanbeitajingu，shouwanjutong，bojingshangneizhibinglengdeshourutongdushepanju。

takanzhetayanzhongneiyaojiangtayitongtuorushenyuandefengkuanglieyan，yijineijuguanyu“zhangda”dezhimingyouhuoyuweixie，

zuijiaoquechechuyigetongyangbingleng、daizhexuexingweidexiao：“peini？”tayanzhonghenyiranshao，

rutongcuihuodehanbing，“guyan，wozhongshenghuilai……zhiweiqinshoubanizheigejinjideguaiwu，

dingsizaijiazudechiruzhushang！rangnilian‘mimi’doudaijinfenmu！”weixingxiangjidejinshuwaiqiao，

zaitalingyizhishouzhongbeizuandesijin，rutongzhanduannieyuandeliren。zhongshengjishiliechang，lieshouyuliewu，

jiedaizhetaotianhenyiyubusibuxiudezhinian，eryibamingwei“mimi”deliren，yixuanzaitouding！

suwandezhijiashenshenqiajinguyancangbaideshouwan，xianxueshunzhetadeshoubeidiluozailiaoyangyuanfuxiudemudibanshang。

guyanquexiaole，shenchushejiantianshizhewanyanerxiadexuehen。"wanwandexue...haishizheimewennuan。

"tawaizhetou，haitongbandeshenquzaihunandedengguangxiatouxiaguiyideyinying，

"jiuxiangshangyishiniweiwohedeneibeidujiu，guntangderangrenxinzui。"suwandetongkongmengdishousuo。

neigeyuyedejiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai——fuqinzhuiloudemenxiang，guyanzaifatingshangbinglengdeyanshen，

haiyoujiaobeijiuruhoushitachunjiaoneimoguiyideweixiao。"bizui！"tazhuaqishoubiandetiezhibinglijiazaguoqu。

jinshuzhuangjiqiangbidejuxiangzhong，guyanquexiangmaoyiyangqingyingdibikai，cangbaideshouzhituranqiazhutadexiaba。

"zheimeshengqi？"taqingxiao，huxipenzaitazhandoudechunshang，

"kemingmingshiwanwanxianlaizhaowode..."zhijianhuanhuanxiayi，kouzhutaxianxidebojing，"jiuzheimexiangwoma？

"suwandeyanqianshanguoshangyishibeitaqiazhubozidehuamian，bennengditaiximengjitadefubu。

guyanmenhengyishengsongkaishou，taquekanjiantayanzhongshanguobingtaidexingfen。"paoba。"takaozaiqiangbianchuanxi，

zuijiaoqueguazheguiyidexiao，"womenhenkuaihuizaijiande，wodexinniang。"liesha，busibuxiu！

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suwanzhanzaizhengquanjiaoyisuodating，lengyankanzhegushigupiaoderongduanhongxian。dapingmugundongzhegufubeiweidudehuamian。

suwanlengyankanzhegushidashawaidesaoluan。

jizhejianghuatongsaidaogufuzuibian：“qingwenninshifouyinzhangzicanjiermimiqiyang？

”“gushisuoweiguizuxuetongshifoucunzaiyichuanbingwuran？”renqunzuiqianfang，

canjiquanyizuzhigaojubiaoyupai：“puguanggujiaduizhuruzhenghuanzhedepohai！”shoujizhendong，

xinduanxindanchu：[biaotiqidebucuo。

kexi…tamengaixie《zhurufuchouji》]guyanbeidaihuilegujiagujiaketingdeshuijingdengliangdeciyan。

shuijingdiaodengxia，guyanguozaiguodadejiuwaitaoli，wanshangsuwandezhuahenhaizaishenxue。

gumujianjiaozhehoutui：“biepengjiaju！sheizhidaozheibingchuanbuchuanran！”“ma。”guyanyangqicangbaidelian，

shengyinqingcheruhaitong，“ninpawoshenshangdezuzhouma？”guzhao——beijingxinpeiyangdewanmeijichengren，

yibazhuaizhufuqinyixiu：“ba！zheizhongguaiwupingshenmehuigujia？！”“tashinigege！”gufulihe，

quezaichujiguyanshenyuanbandeyanshenshizhouranjinsheng。“…songdashaoyequxiyikefang。”jingguoguzhaoshenbianshi，

lunyiturantingzhu。guyanyangtouluchuhaitongbandexiao：“didi，zhidaoweishenmenibiwogaosanshigongfenma？

”takushoudeshouzhihuaguozijijixingdexigai。manshisijizhong，zhiyoulunyinianguodibandezhiyasheng。

gufubaguyandaidaoleshufangshufangbaoxianjuxuankai，gufuchouchushuangbaotaichushengluxiangdai。

huamianlilianggeyingerbingpaitiku，qizhongyigeyoutuiquansuorukuweideteng。“zhongsheng？”gufushuaisuishuijingyanhuigang，

“huangmiujue…”“shuangshengzibiyouyigejixing。”guyandaduangufudehuayu，sikaikuguan，

luchuyoutuiwugongzhuangshoushuba，“woshisuineiniantingzhishengzhang，suoyounibudouzhidaoma！

”tazhijianturanchuoxiangpingmulijiankangdeyinger，lianshangchongmanlehenyi！

“fuqinjiuwomenlianggerenjiumeibiyaoyanxile。gujiazuishendemimiwoyijingzhidaole。

nishuonidangchuweishenmemeiyouhenxiaxinjiumeibawoshasi！xiangshaqueyoubugansha。

”(qingmieyixiao）gufu“nizaishuoshenme？wozenmetingbudong。”“buyaozhuangshale，fuqin！！

congtaitaitaizukaishishima？woyejibuqingle，zheibuzhongyao。genwushizuodejiaoyi，bujiushishidaishengshuangtai，

biyouyigejixing，jixingerhuobuguo20sui，zheiyangcainengbaodaidaironghuafugui。meichacuodehua，

ninyouyigedidishiba？haishiyeyexingouhen，chushengjikebatanongsile，buranninalaixianzaideshenghuo！

wodibujiushixizouleyuanbenshuyuwode！womeijiangcuoba，fuqin~(tuozhangyin）”shengyinzhouting。

guyandechuntiejinfuqinerkuo，huchudiyubandediyu：“xuqulingyiziguhuiruyao，yicitunfu，

biankezhengchangshengzhang，shoumingzhengchang。”“kuangdang！”gufuzhuangfangudongzuozhong！zheigeeguibandemifang，

shitaqinshousuojincitangdijiaode！tacongweigaozhiguodierren，lianqizidoubuzhidaozheigeshi。

“nizenmehuizhidaozheigeshiqing。”gufushenqinghuangzhangkongju。“citangdijiaofanglejiazudemimi。

shangyishizhaodewohaoku，feilewohaozhangshijiancaizhaodao。haozailaideji，wokandaolejiazudemimi，

yekandaolepojiezhifa。yetiyanguo，zuoleyishizhengchangren。

”guyanchongmanlejifengdeyuqikanzhezheigeweileronghuafugui，paoqitadefuqin。“shangyishi？zhengchangren？

nizaishuoshenme？”“o！womeishuoqingchu。wozhongshengle，fuqin，nixianzaiyinggaibuxiangxin，

danshinikeyiquzucikankanzangyoumimidedizhuanxianzaihaimeibeiqiaoguo，yinweizheiyishiwobuxuyaozaiqukan。

zhiyudidi…”guyanbianshuobianzoudaogufuzuoweishafahou，

zhijianqingliaogufujianshangdexizhuang...“nixiangzuoshenme，nididishenmedoubuzhidao，shuangshengtai，

shisuijirangqizhongyigejixingde，bushirenweixuanze！”“wohaimeishuoni，ninpashenme？”“shangyishi，

ninengzuozhengchangren，shinidongshoudema？”gufuxiaoxinyiyidexunwen，shengparenuguyan。

“yuanlaizainixinliwoshizheiyangderena，suoyiniyejuedewoshiguaiwuma？buguonifangxin，shangyishi，