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精彩章节

maziwanbi，shangchuangengxin。

zhouhaoqishenshenlegelanyao，youshimangliuerchongshideyitian。

baitiandeshihoutayijingxianggonganjiguandijiaolegaimingshenqing，zhunbeizhengshihuanhuizhouhaozheigeshuxieryoumoshengdemingzi。

shundaizheyebashoujihaojihuanle，jiranyaoyinxingmaiming，neijiuzuodaojinkenengdeyanjin，bijingtahaishitingchanneixierenwujianglide。

wanshangzhaolishimazixiezuo，xianzaijiuzhizhegaofeiguorizini，kebugansuibianduangeng。

qingchunbande《dazhuzai》yijingjinrushouweijieduan，tayijingzaikaolvxiayibendejihuale。

doushendeshusuiranchangxiao，danyingxianglizhongjiuhaishijizhongzaidianzidingyuequdaoshang，yingshigaibiandeqianlibingbuda。

bijingxiangyaobaneigeguangguailulidexuanhuanshijiehaiyuanchulai，nandubushiyibandegao，douqihuamacaishizuizhongguisu。

xiangyaozaiwangwenlingyugengjinyibudehua，xiangbanfagaogeshiheyingshigaibiandeipjiuhenyoubiyaole。

shihedezuopindaoshiyouhenduo，biru《guichuideng》jiufeichangheshi，danwentishi……xiebuchulaia!

leisi《doupo》zheizhongshuangwenzhiyaojideyigedagangjiezoujiunengzhaozhefangxie，yudaojiyimohudedifangzijixiabianluanzaojiuxing，fanzhengdoushixunishijie。

dan《guichuideng》jiubuyiyangle，limianshejidaliangdeminsuzhishi、fengshuixueshuo、daomuchangshi……douhaishitingyanjinde，xiabianrongyichuanbang。

没辙，只能换目标。

silaixiangquyemeigetouxu，gancuixianbushaonaole。

dakaiqieshipin，zhibenzongyizhuanqu。

genjuyugaoxinxi，《chufaba!beiyangzhilu》diyiqiyinggaiyijingshangxianle。

dianjinquyikan，guoranzaizhuanqushouyekandaolejudadefengtuirukou。

laiba，rangwokankanzaisiyuancunnengluchushenmeyangdezongyilai!

kaichangyichuanzanzhushangdeguanggaohou，pingmushangchuxianledianbodoudongdepaishehuamian，peihejingtoulihuangliangdejingse，shunjianjiubarenlajinleneigepinjishanquli。

ercishimimimamadedanmukaishijiazaichulai，jihubumanlezhenggepingmu。

【tingshuoyouwomenjiaxiaoxing，guolaikankan!】

【小星加油!】

【nanalaopo，wolaile!】

【gun，nanashiwode!】

【两位，拔剑吧!】

【dengyixia，wolaogongzhangyunfengni?】

【wojiayueyueni?nandeshangzongyi，ganjinduojidianjingtoua!】

【wocao，jingranbaxulingyuejiqingchulaile?qiedie，qingshouxiawodexigai!】

【zheishenmepodifanga，kanzheyetaikechenleba?】

【feihua，doushuolefupinzongyile，nanbuchengqumingzhushifupina?】

shijimiaohou，jingtoulihuranchuxianleyiliangdianmo。

zhengzaiheshuidezhoujingyuan……buduishizhouhao，chadianyikoupenlechuqu。

tajingranzuoweiyishanerguodebeijing，chuxianzailehuamianli!

【jingranyoudianmo?wohaiyiweihuishishenmelvcheni】

【houmianneixiaogekanzhehaohan，hahaha】

【shahuhude，youchouyoulata】

【nituizima，zhengchangde】

淦!

zhouhaoganjuexueyakuaishanglaile。

jingtouzhuanhuichenei，ershiduogerengepaierzuo。

qizhongdabufendouchuanzhetongyidegongzuofu，shilaizi《chufaba!beiyangzhilu》jiemuzudegongzuorenyuan。

erzaizhongxingpengyuedechexiangzhongjian，zuozhesiweiqiangyandemingxingjiabin。

jingtouqian，yishenxiuxianzhuangdezhuchirenxuhainazhemaikefengzhanleqilai。

“huanyingshoukanyouqieshipintuichudegongyifupinzongyi《chufaba!beiyangzhilu》，benjiemuyoumengliruyedujiaguanmingzanzhu，heniunaixuanmengli……”

“benjiemushiyidangquanxindegongyifupinzongyi，zhizairangdajialejieneixiepinqiongluohoudebeiyangdiqu，weitamendaiquyangguangdaiqutuopindexiwang……”

“……neimexianzaiwomensuozaideweizhi，shiweiyuzheshengxinande……”

“……dajiakeyikandao，waimianyijingyoudianrenjihanzhideweidaole……”

“……xianzaijuliwomencixingdemudedisiyuancunzhiyoubudaoshifenzhongdechechengle，zaididazhiqian，xianlairangwomendesiweimingxingjiabintanyitancixingdexiwanghexiangfaba。”

fuzheyibeizoudaochexiangzhongjian，tabamaikefengdilechuqu，“zhanglaoshi，yaobuninxianjiqigetou?”

zhangyunfeng，siweimingxingzhongnianjizuidadeyiwei，sishiersuideyingdi，chengshuwenzhongdeshuquandingliu。

jibianshiyaoxiaxiang，yijiuchuandexiangdangtimian。

jieguomaikefeng，zhangyunfengruyayixiao，“tingshuoneidifanghenkunnan，xiwangnengweitamenzuoyidianweibuzudaodegongxianba。”

danmulidangjichuxianlecaihongpi。

【zhanglaoshiguoranhaishizheimeruyawenzhong】

【shuquantianhuaban，genninaoni?】

【zuocheyitaidouzheimehaokan，zhendeshimeisheile!】

【yanjianyigai，guoranshichengshunanrendefengfan。】

“haode，zheiyeshiwomenzhizuozheigejiemudechuzhongle，xiwangyougengduopengyounengtongguowomenjiemuguanzhudaoneixieyangguangwufachujidesijiaodiqu。”xuhaixiaozhekanxianggebidelingwaiyiweinanxing，“caoxing，nini?”

caoxing，nantuanchudaodedanghongxiaosheng，youtoufenmianxiaobailian，ganshashabuxingnulidiyiming。

“ng……”caoxingxiangleyihuier，naonaotoudao：“gongsirangwoduozouduokanduoxue，xiwangzheicishanquzhixingnengxuedaoyidianbuyiyangdedongxiba。”

【aaa——xingxing，wodexiaoxingxing!】

【xingxing，mamalaila~】

【wa，zheiyishenchuandashaonianganbaopenglea!】

【haoshuaihaoshuai，chiliu……】

“duwanjuanshuburuxingwanlilu，yidinghuide。”xuhaidiandiantou，zhuanxianglelingyibiandenvzuo，“xina，juedezheilizenmeyang?”

linxina，nianjinshiqisuijiuyijingshiquanneigongrendedingjixiaohuamiaozi，yuanyinwuta——neizhangrouzalexiyufengqingdeshenyan，jianzhijiushiyishupin!

zheihuierchuanzheyishenyuebailianyiqun，qingchunzhongdaizhemeihuo，peihejianjishijideguangyuntexiao，kanzhehuangruorenjianjingling。

“kanzhehaohuangliang。”linxinazhizhechuangwaidao：“ganjuegenwomenshenghuodebuxiangshiyigeshijie，wohenqidaizheicidexiaxiangtiyan。”

“bupakuma?”xuhaiyouzhuiwenleyiju。

“pa，danshimamashuole，xiangyaochengweiyigehaoyanyuandehua，jiubixuxuehuitiyanshenghuo。”

【nana，wodenana!】

【mama，chulaikanxiannv!】

【zheiliandaodizenmezhangdea?】

【zhongyumingbaiweishenmelaozuzongzhizheyuzhengfuxiyule】

【左公配享太庙!】

“tingmamadehua，zhunmeicuo。”xuhaixiaozhekanxianglezuihouyiwei，“xulaoshi，womeijicuodehua，zheihaoxiangshininjinxienianlaidiyicicanjiazongyi?”

xulingyue，getandanghongxiaotianhou，erqiehaishichuangzuoxingdecainvgeshou。

chulecaihua，tademeimaoyeshihuayugetandedingjicunzai，yanzhisuiranbuxianglinxinazheimenitian，danmingyandaqidegudianmeiganjiqinaikan。

tadeshencaitongyangyeshifeichangyouliao，meiciyanchanghuishangdedongtudouhuibeilspmenlainasizang，zheihuiersuiranchuanzheyishenkuansongdexiuxianfu，danhaishibeibengchuleyaoraoyuanrundehudu。

“meibanfa，zhuanjimaibudongqueqianle。”

呱呱呱——

wuyatexiaozhijiecongzhuchirentoushangfeiguo。

zhenggechexiangdouxiaochulesheng，linzuodelinxinagengshizhijieguazailexulingyueshenshang，eebuting。

zhuchirenxuhaimingxianyoudianbengbuzhule，“xulaoshi，jingtouluzheni，yaobuzanhuangeshuofa?”

xulingyueyonglandidalegehaqian，“xiebuchugelechulaisansanxin，xiwangnengzhaodaoyixielingganba。”

【haha，hahahahaha……】

【meicuo，quedingshixulingyuebenren】

【buhaoyisi，wolaopojiushizheimetandangdang】

【xiaosiwole，zhuchirenchadiankuaikule】

【zheimezhibaizhendehaoma，hahahaha……】

“xulaoshi，zheishigongyileixingdezongyi。”xuhaizaicishitujiuchang。

xulingyueyiliandanran，“wobuquedingzheijiemudaodinengjifupingongzuodaiqushenmebangzhu，suoyixianzaishuoneixiemeiyong，ruguozhennengbangdeshangtamen，wokendinghuijinlierwei。”

zhuchirenzuolegecahandeshoushi，kanzhejingtoudao：“daoyan，jidejiwojiajitui!”

车里又是一阵哄笑。

diannaoqiandezhouhaochailebaoshupian，kaishibianchibiankan。

jiemuzhiliangjutiruhehaikanbuchulai，danzheiliangnvmingxinghaishihenyangyande。

xulingyuemingyandaqizhuyuanyurun，linxinafubaimaomeilingqibiren，doushiyidingyidemeinv。

kexile，meinengqinyanjianyijian。