xinshutuijian，《dianfengqiangzhe》yousenlinsuobianxiededoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaochenyanchangyunyun，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：qiongkunxiaoziouerqiyu，yibubuzoushangrenshengdianfeng。tafaxianziji，zhiyaobeida，jiunengbianqiang！...
dishijiuzhangturande“touqie”an
在咖啡厅外面。
“nizheihaizi，xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehaotourenjiaqianbao？”
zairenqunzhongyigebaozaodezhongniannanxingshengyinxiangqi：“dajiapingpingli，zheiqianbaogangcaihaizaiwoshenshang，wocaihetaliaolejijujiubawoqianbaoshunzoule。”
chenyanyuliusuixinzaidianneikanxiangrenqun，yinweirenyouxieduo，daozhiliangrenwufakanqingneigeshuohuaderenzhangshenmemoyang。
“zheimexiaonianjijiutouqianbaole？”
yigebeizhejingzhixiaobaodezhongnianguifujianshengdao：“zhenbuzhidaoshibushijialirendejiaoyuwenti，zheimexiaohuiganchuzheidengshiqing。”
“zhenshishehuifengqibaihuaia！”
“kendingshitajialirenzuolebushao‘sixianggongzuo’ba？”
“kankantashenshangchuandeyifu，gujiyejiushiershoujiandeba？”
benlaihaizhishiyouxiezaodongderenqun，zaizheizhongnianguifudeyanyudaidongxiakaishishengtaoqilai。
kandaozheiyangdejumianliusuixinzhouqimeitouxiangchuqubangmang，danchenyanjinjinzhuazhetadeshouwan，liusuixinyouxiejingyadekanxiangchenyan，muguangzhongyouxieshaoxudeqingshi。
zaitakanlai，chenyanzheibanjudongxianranshidasuanbixian，benyiweichenyanshiyimingzhengxintanranderen，danduifangxianzaidexianranshitagaokanlechenyandeweirenpinde。
“chenyanxiongdi，ni......”
liusuixingangxiangrangchenyansongshou，houzheshaoyiyongliqiangxingladaoqishenpang，tongshixiaozheshuo：“xianzaihaibunengchuqu。”
neixinjiaozhuodezenmekenengzhiyouliusuixinni？chenyansuiranyinweineiyedeshiqingrangzijiduishehuideliangxinjuedebaoqian，dantabenzhihaishileyuzhuren，neimingxiaonvhaicishisuomianlindejumianqueshihenjinzhang，danyebudaibiaotahuixiangneiyeyiyangbuzuoguanchamaoranshenchuyuanshou。
人心不古。
zheijuhuatakeshiqinshenzixitiyanleyihui，xianzaihaijuede“huiweiwuqiong”。
“可是！”
liusuixinkanzheshaonvbuduanbeizhouweidelurenyiyanyushanghai，xinlibiandegengjiazheji，liusuixinzenmekenengbuzhidaoyinweizhaowanyudeshiqingrangchenyanshangtoulexin，kexianzaiheneiyedeshiqingzenmekandoushiliangmashiba？
“zheiyangdehaizijiuyinggaixianjiaojijingcha！ranhouhaohaozewentadezhangbei！”
zaizhongrenyiyanyu“shengtao”deshihouyirenjingchuyiyu，dashengdao：“zhuaqilai！”
changmianzaizheirenyifanjiaohexiagengdegengjiahunluan，shenzhiyourenkaishiduishaonvdongshoudongjiao。
“抓起来！”
“对！抓起来！”
“songdaojingchaju，zaihaohaokankanshishenmeyangdejiazhanghuijiaochuzheiyangdehaizi！”
zaihunluanrenqunzhong，shaonvjiaoxiaodeshenqusihaishangxiaozhou，zai“langchao”zhongbutinghuangdongzhe，qizhongyouyouduoshaorenshixinzhongdaizhexienian，chenjizaishaonvdeshenshangluanmoni？
shaonvcishizaojiumeiyoulequchizezheixierendexiangfa，tamingmingzhishiyinweifumudefenfujikerensonghuo，zhihouzaihuilaidelushangyushangyimingzhuangbanshenshidezhongniannanzi，liangrenyezhishishaoweiliaolejiju，buzhidaoweiheduifangdeqianbaojiudaoletadeshoushang，yejiuzaizheigeshihouneimingbenlaihaixianghaohaoxianshengdeshenshizheturanmianluxiongxiang，kaishiduita“zhangyawuzhua”。
tazewenxiaonvhaiqianbaoshizainali“tou”de，ershaonvzijiyebuzhidao，benlaishidasuansidixiajiejuezheishi，meixiangdaodeshiduifangjurantichuyaoqupianpidedifangxiangtan。
duifangdeyisishaonvzenmekenengbuqingchu？jiusuantazhishichuzhongbiyedexuesheng，erqietayemeiyoubiaomianshangneibandanchun。
shaonvxiangyaozhengzha，renqunzhongduitashenchudeshou。
yankanxianchanghunluandejihukuaibianchengyigebianxiangde“fanzui”xianchang，liusuixinyijingwufajixurennaixiaqu，chongchukafeiting。
zhibuguotameiyouzhuyidaodeshi，zaitayaochongchuqudeshihouchenyanzhuazhetadeshouzaojiusongkai，eryejiuzailiusuixinchongchuqudetongshichenyanyegenlechuqu。
chenyanhenqingchu，ruozhirangliusuixinchuchangdehua，haimeichushengkongpajiuhuibeizhei“langchao”tunmei。
liusuixinjinruhunluanzhongxindeshihouyiluwuzu，zheiyeshichenyandegonglao，tazaibuhuituisangdaopangrendetongshihaijiliusuixinkaichuyitiaozhidazhongxindedaolu。
“都给我住手！”
liusuixinlianshangdaizhexiexunuyi，taochuhuaizhongdezhengjiandashengdao：“woshijingcha，doubuxudong！”
liusuixinyishenghou，suoyourendouanjingxialai，zhiqianneixiedaitouqihongdeyouxieweisuodebugankantayiyan，zhiyuneixiexiangyaozhanbianyiderenyedoushouhuilezijideshou，shengpabeirenchajuedao。
kandaoxianchangxunsupingjingxialaichenyanbudongshengsedezhanzailiusuixinshenhouqingshengdao：“nixianzailikelianxiqitaren，wojinihuchang。”
kanzhezhouweiyiquanyouyiquanderen，chenyannenggouganjuedaozijishenhouyijingshitou，bijingzheilizuishaoyeyouershilairen，jiusuanshiputongrentayemeixinxinnenglanzhu。
dangliusuixintaochuxiaoshoujideshihouzhoubianyougebierenkaishihuangzhangqilai，shenzhiyouchongguolaidexiangfa，ranertamenbugan，yinweichenyanchuxiandeguoyuguiyi，liusuixinshenpangbenlaimeiyouren，ketamenjinjinzhalezhayanjiuturanchuxianyige。
shaoweiyoudiannaoziderendounengqingchuchenyannenggouqiaowushengxidechuxianzailiusuixinshenpang，zukejianzheigekanshangqugezilveai，youxiexiaoshoudeqingnianshenshoujueduibucha。
waiweideyixierenkanqingkuangyouxiebuduijingchenzaoshanren，zhiyuzhiqianneigeshuoshaonvshixiaotoudezhongniannanzibeiliusuixinqiangxingliuxia，raneryiwaideshi，zhanzaiyipangdezhongnianguifurenmeiyouxuanzelikaiershizhanzaiyipangkanzhe。
neizhongniannanzijianzijizoubule，biancongshangyineidoulinachuyanquchuyigenwangliusuixinneidi，tongshixiaozheshuo：“jingguan，nikan，zheigexiaonvhaishoushangnazhewodeqianbaoni！yihuierniyidingyaojiwozuozhua！”
kanzhezhongniannanziwangzijizheibiandiyan，liusuixinyingfudexiaolexiao，suihouzhengsedao：“shiqingwokendingbinggongchuli，dannizheiyanhaishishouhaole，shouxianwobuchouyan，qiciwokebunengwugongbushoulu，zaizhe，zheicishiqingyingxiangjiaoda，shuobudingniyeyaoyiqiquwomenneierzuohuier！”
zhongniannanzilianshangchanmeidexiaorongrangliusuixinkanzhejiujuedebushufu，xiangfande，shaonvlianshangdeshensechongmandanyou，danzheiyousezhongqueyouzhesisixiwangzhise。
liangzhexiangduibiliusuixinxinlidagaiyoushu，suiranshaonvbushibaifenbaiwugu，buguotahaishixiwangshiqingnenggoufanzhuan。
“ruoshijingchatongzhixuyaowobangmangdehuawokendinghuibang！”
zhongniannanzixiongfuyipaixiaozheshuo：“zaizenmeshuonenggoubangshangjingchatongzhidemang，doushiwomenlaobaixingyingzuodeya！”
yizhidoushizhongniannanzishuohua，zhanzaiyipangdeguifuyiyanbufalenglengdekanzheyanqianfashengdeyiqie。
zhenzhengrangchenyanzaiyidebushizheigeyizhizaiheliusuixinchepidezhongniannanzi，ershizheigezhanzaiyipangyiyanbufakanzheshitaideguifuren。
“zheiweinvtongzhi，zheiliyinggaimeiyounideshiqing，keyizhijielikaile。”
chenyanzoudaoguifurenshenqianhaoyanxiangshuo：“yaoshinijixuliuzhedehua，nikenengyehuishoudaoyingxiang。”
chenyandehuayufangfomeiyouchuanjintadeerzhong，duifangshenzhikandoubukanchenyanyiyan
“......”
guifurendejudongrangchenyangengjiahaoqi，zheirangtabudebuqujiliusuixintigexing。
“zhuyidianneigeguifuren。”
chenyanlaidaoliusuixinshenpangdishengtixing。
duiyuchenyandetixingliusuixinsuiranyouxieyiwai，danhaishixuanzetingcongchenyandehua。
henkuai，jingjuderengandaoxianchangzhankaidiaocha，zhibuguorangliangrenyiwaideshisuoyoulaidejingchasihudoumeikanzheimingguifurenyiyang，jiusuancongtashenpangzouguoyeshiyiyanbufa。
kanzhezheiyimuchenyanheliusuixinyouxiefaleng。
henmingxian，zheiguifurendediweibuyiban，liangrenkeyichajuechuzheixiejingjudedixiongmenkanshangqushiwushileta，danzaijingguotashenpangdeshihoudaizheyisigongjingdemoyang。
chenyanzaiyipangguanchadehenzixi，guifurenshenshangdeyizhehenzhengjie，congbuliaoshangkanjiageyinggaibugui，danzhongdianjiuzaiyuzheiyifudedalishang，dingranshiyourenzuolexixindehuli。
“都检查完了吗？”
daiduiderenkanlekansizhoudedixiong，gujizheibianyejianchadechabuduolejiukaishizhaohuqilai：“xianfandaizou！xiaoxuhexiaomaliuzheweihuzhixu！”
zheidaiduiderenmuguangshibushiwangguifurenneibiankanyiyan，dongzuohenjinshen，lianliusuixindoumeinengchajue，danchenyannengcongduifangxiweidetoubudongzuonenggouchajuedao，takeyikanchuzheigedaiduideyouxiepaneimingguifuren，zheiyangyilaichenyandaoshihaoqile。
zaidangshizheimingguifurenyesuanshituidongle“langchao”yongdeqizhezhiyi，kexianzaiquerucianjingdekanzhejingchachulishijian。
古怪，十分古怪。
kechenyanyenengcongliusuixinlianshangdebiaoqingkanchu，zheigeguifurentayeburenshi。
“等等！”
zheiguifurenjiandaiduidexiangyaoshouduizouren，mianlulengsedao：“nandaoshuolinanqudejingjubanshidouzheimejiandanma？”
“这......”
neigedaiduidelimafajuebuduitou，lianmangluchuxiaoronglianmangdao：“zheiweinvshi，woshizheicidaiduidehuanglun，huangjingguan，zheicishijiandeqianhouwomenzaichubuyijinglejiedechabuduo，zheizhishiyiqiminshijiufenshijian，laizheilidairenhuiqushiyidian，xianchangchakanyeshiyidian，zuizhongyaodeshizheijianshiqinghaixuyaohouxudiaocha，xianchangfangmianyijingliurenjixuchakan，erzhihoudairenhuiquyeshiweilenenggoujiakuaizheicishijiandechulijindu。”
huanglunshuodehuadaoyezaili，zhibuguoguifurenhaishijuedeyouxiebutuo，zheicideshiqingtaqishiyeyouyixieguocuo，ruguotazaineishimeiyouyishixingqigenzheqihongyebuzhiyuhuidaozheizhongdibu，yincitayeyaobeidaizouyeshiyinggai，kezheixierenmingxianshimeiyouxiangyaodongtadeyisi。
“zheishideshiqingwoyesuanshiyoudianguocuo，dangshiwogenzhexiaqihong，jiranwoyecanyuqizhong，neiwoshibushiyinggaiyeyaogennimenyiqiquyitangjingjuni？”
zheizhengshiguifurenxinzhongsuoxiangdeyidian，zheixiejingchacongtapangbianjingguoyebuwentashiqingjingguo，zhishiditoumangzhechakanxianchang，zheiyangdechulifangshirangtajuedeyouxiebutuo。
“......zheiyangdehua，xiaowu，qingzheiweinvshengyeyitongshang......”
huanglunwukenaihezhixiazuochuyaodaiguifurenyitonghuiqudejueding，zhibuguotahuahaimeiyoushuowanduifangdaoshilengxiaoqilai，daizheyisichaonongsheng：“woyezhishitiyitinijiuzheibancaolvzuolejueding，nandaoshuonimenbananchulishijianhaixuyaobierendianzhe？”
xianran，huanglunzheiyicidechulifangshirangguifurenyouxiebuyue，zhibuguotayemeixiangdaozheigezhongduizhangsuoshuodeguifurenjuranzheibandiaonantamen，qishitayeshiyinweizhongduizhangzaoxieshihourangtazhuyidianzheigeguifuren，huanglunbahuayulijieweibuyaoquzhaoguifurenmafan，jieguo，zheixiahaole，tameiquzhaoreduifang，duifangzhijietiaoyanxunci。
“zheiweinvshi，wojuedeshiqinghaishibuyaonaodetaiguofenbijiaohao。”
huangboshuozhekaishibamuguangbutingpiaoxiangchenyanerren，anlilaishuozheicideshijianhenrongyijiejue，ranerwukenaideshixianzaiduolezheigeguifuren。
liusuixinzhidaoduifangmingbaizhejiushixiangzhaomafan，ruoshitabubangmangjiuyouxieguobuqule。
“zheiweinvshi，ruoshihaiyoushenmeshiqingdehua，wojuedexianhuijulizaishuohuibijiaohao。”
liusuixinmingbaizheiguifurendeshenfenbuyiban，danbuyibanyezhishijulitoudeshi，chulishijianzenmeshuoyeshitamenzheixiedangjingchadehuoer，zheiguifurenzaizheibanjijiaoxiaquzheishihaichulibuchulile？
“这......”
xianranliusuixindeyisiguifurenyeqingchu，tayezhihaosongkou：“mingbaile，buguowoyeyinggaiyaoguoquyitangba？”
guifurenshuowanyebuzaiduoyangenzhehuanglunyiqishangleche。
zheiqianhoubudaoshifenzhong，rendousandechabuduo，zhishengxiachenyanliangrenyuliuxialaijianchaxianchangdeliangmingjingyuan。
“nidaoshihouhuijingju？”
chenyanyouxiedanxindeshuo：“huiqudehuanizhuyidianneigeguifuren，zongjuedeyoudianqiguai。”
chenyandetixingliusuixinbiaoshizantongdediandiantou。
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