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zhujiaojiaosumuwanxiaoyuchengdexiaoshuojiao《furen,nindecaifalaogongyouxiangyaogehaizi》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiniyansuobianxiedexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:jiatingluopodefujiaqianjinzhuangshanglebeichoujiazhuishadediguozongcai。“dage,neiyiye,niyebuchikui,biejiuchanbuxiuxingbuxing?”tayilianwunaidao。taxiemeiyixiao,xiuzhangdeshouzhigouqitadexiaba:“balingwailianggebaobaojiaochulai!”nvrentouteng:“dage,woshuozhiyouyige,zhendezhiyouyige!”lingyibian,sangemengbaopaipaizuo。diyigemengbao:“woxiangjiwomamizhaogelaogong!”diergemengbao:“woxiangji......

精彩章节

sumuwanqianzhexiaozhengtaideshoulaidaobingfang,kaolvdaoxiaoyuchengduimoshengrenbushitebieyouhao,jiurangxiaozhengtaizaiwaimianzhangyishangdengyixia,taqubazaofansongdaoxiaoyuchengshoulijiuchulai。

xiaozhengtaihaichenjinzaikenbaozidefenweizhong,tailetaiqinglengdeyanjing:“nvren,ninengbunengbiezailuosuo,burangwoluanpaoguaiguaidengni,zheijuhuashuolesanbianle,haofan!”

sumuwanzhengleyixia,xianzaixiaohaizenmeshuohuadouzheiyang,ningningyeshikaikoubikoudehaofan,xiaoxiaonianjihaoxiangyouhenduofannaoside。

“hao,bushuole,nibieluanpaoguaiguaidengzhewo!”

sumuwanmolemotadexiaonaodai,linzhejixiaoyuchengmaidezaocanjinlebingfang。

tayijinqujiuzaodaoxiaoyuchengdelengchaorefeng:“he,buxiangzhaoguwojiuzhishuo。buyongzaiwaimiantoulan,haoxiangwoduomianqiangniside!”

sumuwanjiekaibabaozhoubaozhuanghedegaizi,bababaozhoufangtamianqian:“jiranniyouzheizhongjuewu,weihebufangwozou?”

xiaoyuchengnule,balebalanbaibinghaofu,luchulimianchanlebaisebengdaideshangkou:“wozheishiweisheideshoudeshang,zuorenyaoyouliangxin!”

sumuwanqingtan,ruguokeyichuanyuedaozuowan,taningyuanzijishoushangyebuyaoxiaoyuchengshoushang,zijishoushangbukuiqianren,xiaoyuchengshoushang……zijibuzhiyaojitazuoniuzuomadaoshenmeshihou。

tayinqindebashengxiadeshiwudoubaifangdaoxiaoyuchengdemianqian,talisuoyingdangdexiangshouzhetadefuwu,naqitangshao,kaishiyouyadechifan。

“woxiangniqingyihuierjia,yougexiaopengyouzhaobudaobabamamale,wobangtazhaobabamamaqu。”

zaixiaoyuchengyanli,xianzaisumuwansuoyoumeishimingdewaichudoushiweibuzhaogutazhaojiekou。tanitayiyan,lenghengyisheng,jiqiaodao:“nihaitingyouaixin。”

“bixu……wofaxianneigehaizigennizhangdetingxiangde,nizaiwaimianyoumeiyousishengzishenmede,shuobudingtajiushinidehaizi!”sumuwandingzhexiaoyuchengshuaiqidelianpangshuo。

xiaoyuchengdengtayiyan:“wuliao。”

sumuwancongbingfangchulai,qianhoubudaowufenzhong,xiaozhengtaibujianle。

tayoudianhuangshen,sichuzhaolezhao,doumeifaxianxiaozhengtaideshenying。tanachushoujiganjinjichenxiaomaidadianhua,bashiqingdejingguojiangleyibian,zuihoudao:“ninenglianxishangniouxiangma,rangtaganjindaoshenshidiyirenminyiyuanzhaozhao,haizirenxiaotuiduan,yinggaibuhuizoutaiyuan!”

“hao,wozheijiulianxiyixiawomenhouyuanhuidehuizhang,rangtadadianhuajiouxiang。xinlaide,wotiwoouxiangxiexieni,nizheicizhenbanglewoouxiangyigedamang!”

“xingle,biedanwushijianle,nikuaiqulianxirenba!”

sumuwangualedianhua,yitaitoufaxiansuyunzhengnuqichongchongdedengzheta,shenhouzhanzhexiaoyuchengdeerzixiaoze。

suyunjiliweichizheduanzhuang,yiqueyiguaidezouguolai:“bieyiweizhaoguachengyiye,achengjiuhuiduinilingyanxiangdai,gengbuyaochixinwangxiang,poxiejiushipoxie,jiajisheiyexibaibule。”

sumuwankanleyiyanxiaoze,ruobushiyouxiaopengyouzaichang,tazhenxiangzaishoushisuyunyidun。

tabatoushenguoqu,mianshangweixiaozhe,zuiliqueshuozhezuihendehua:“zaihushuobadao,xiaoxinnidegouming!”

“你……”

suyungangshenchushouzhizhixiangsumuwan,bingfangdementuranbeixiaoyuchengdakai,suyunyijianxiaoyuchengmashanghuanleyifumiankong:“achengnizenmeshoushangle,danxinsiwole,jingchajiwodadianhuaquerenshenfendeshihou,wohedechadianyunguoqu,acheng,nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang,shangkouhaitengbutengle,shangdederenshishei,nigaosuwo,worangwotangge……”

“sheirangnibaxiaozedaidaozheililaide?”xiaoyuchengdaduansuyundehua,lenglengdewen。

“lisaoshuoxiaozexiangnixiangdaoku,suoyiwojiuranglaozhoubatasonglaile……shibushixiaoze,nishibushixiangdiedile?”

xiaozedadadapaodaoxiaoyuchengdeshenhouduoqilai,duisuyundehuazhizhibuli。

“achengnikanxiaozeduoxiangnia,jiandaonijiubaonidatui……”

xiaoyuchenghuitoukanleyiyanxiaoze,duisuyunshuo:“xiaozeliuxia,nihuiquba!”

suyunzhenglengleyixia:“wohui……zheizenmenengxing,nishoulezheimeyanzhongdeshang,wozenmerenxinliuniyigerenzaiyiyuanli?acheng,woyidiandoubuxianmafan,woyaoliuxiazhaoguni!”

shuozhe,tazouguoqukuazhuxiaoyuchengdegebo,xiangzhi**demaodiadiadewangtahuailigonglegong。

xiaoyuchengbeitashenshangnongliedexiangshuixundetouteng,xianghoucheleliangbu,chouchugebo,yongminglingdekouwenshuo:“huiqu!”

suyunbianbianzuiba:“acheng……”

xiaoyuchenghaobuliuqingdedaizhexiaozejinlebingfang。

sumuwankanzhesuyunkuadiaodelianrenbuzhuxiaochusheng:“nizheigeweihunfuhaoxiangbingbuzenmeainia!”

suyundengzhetafanleyigebaiyaner:“guandezhemeni?”ranhouyiqueyiguaidezoule。

sumuwanxinqingbeishuang,chongtadebeiyingchuilegekoushao,gangxianglikai,xiaoyuchengyoudakaibingfangdemen,zhizhetashuo:“nijinlai!”

“xiaozong,nizheimezuobuheshiba,fangzhezijideweihunqibushihuan,shihuanwozheigewai……”

“woshiyinweisheishoudeshang?!”

sumuwanrenzaidetankouqi:“qingwenxiaozonghaiyoushenmezhishi,mafanniyicixingshuowan。”

xiaoyuchengzhilezhifangjianlidexiaoze:“qujitaxigezao。”

“nidehaiziyerangwozhaogu,ni……”

“加钱!”

sumuwanyingxiongqiduan,chouchoubizi:“neihaoba!”

bingfangdeweishengjianjiuyoulinyu,sumuwanshurendejixiaozetuoleyifu,tuowanyifuhoutafaxian,xiaozedouwusuilejingranhaiyongzheniaobushi!

niaobushilidouzheyidouniao,chendiandiande,tabaniaobushilinchulaijixiaoyuchengkan:“xiaozong,nijiahaizidouduodalehaiyongniaobushi,nimenzheimeguanzheta,bushiaita,shizaihaita!”

shuoqizheigexiaoyuchengyetingkunao,xiaozeliangsuideshihoujiuhuizizhushangweishengjian,houlaibuzhidaoyinweishenmezongshiniaokuzi,daitadenaimajiaolewushucijiushigaibuguolai,dajiaxinlijiaocui,houlaiweileshengshiyoubaniaobushiyongshangle。

“你有好办法?”

“zheixuyaohaobanfama,tazheimeda,shenmedoudong,jiaotajicijiuhuile!”

xiaoyuchengtailexiashoubei,zuolege“nixingnijiao”deshoushi,sumuwanjindaoweishengjianduiguangpipidexiaozeshuo:“yihoulashiniaoniaojiushangweishengjian,zheigejiaomatong,zhuanmenshengshiniaodedongxi,nidaxiaobiandouyaozaizheishangmianjinxing,buran,taizangle。xiaoze,nidonglema?”

小泽乖巧的点点头。

sumuwanzhizhematongwenta:“zheijiaoshenme?”

“马~桶~”

“干什么用的?”

“屎~尿~”

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